#c: rb

[icara-mack]

happy @sixteenth-day-event everyone! hi doomsday enjoyers accept me please Went with: the past repeated. L’manburg’s about to go boom (sorry)

[bigeelwizard]

hc that tubbo is REALLY insecure about his missing eye, so he wears an eyepatch in new l’manberg and absolutely hates it. it’s too big and garish, it rubs up on his wounds all wrong, he hates seeing himself with it. it makes him feel weak. ranboo notices (of course he does) and thinks that tubbo deserves to feel handsome again. they set off after a cabinet meeting to see if ghostbur has any books on prosthetics.

it should be noted that ranboo has no fucking clue what they’re doing. in the weeks after the plans inception, he has amassed over fifty handcrafted glass eyes, of which exactly zero will work. they’re too big, too small, not the right color. he even managed to make one with a rectangular pupil before they thought better of it. it's a shame, too, that was his best one yet. they're tired and frustrated and the eye collection is really starting to creep him out. ranboo considers asking for help.

ranboo remembers the tumultuous political state of new l'manburg.

ranboo thinks this may be a one-man project.

it really shouldn’t be a surprise that tubbo finds out. they've been practically attached at the hip since ranboo joined, and he was never any good at keeping things from tubbo anyway. they're popping over to ranboo's to get supplies for whatever adventure they're going on today, and the little chest labeled SECRET DO NOT OPEN is too full, propped open with dozens of lumpy glass spheres. tubbo notices (of course he does) and gets halfway through a i can't believe you have an eye fetish before he realizes. ranboo thinks it's a bad sign when he goes silent and an even worse one when his eye goes all misty and aw shit he made the president cry.

he's stuttering through an apology when tubbo's one eye meets their two and he asks is this for me? did you make these for me? ranboo nods and tubbo smiles like a kid on christmas, watery and bright. they've missed that smile. before he knows what's happening, tubbo's tackled them into a hug, sending both of them careening to the ground. ranboo vows there and then to give the man anything and everything he desires now and forever, just so he can feel like this again. not a veteran, not a politician, just tubbo, carefree and kind.

yeah, that sounds like a good life.

as quickly as ranboo went down, he's being pulled back up with tubbo insisting that they try every single eye, previous adventure abandoned. they spend the day like that, going through the chest, laughing at some of ranboos earlier attempts, and screaming with excitement when one managed to fit.

he looks beautiful. more confident, brighter, somehow. they burn his eyepatch that night. ranboo had already gotten him a better one anyway.

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[ur-ghostgirl]

my thighs n these shorts r arch enemies

[casinocatt]

Another lazy c!bitter for funizes

[bunnyboy-juice]

freshly groomed rabbit! 🐇

[broodwoof]

so my birthday is tomorrow and you know what i want as a present?

i want to hear something you loved about veilguard

no backhanded compliments, no "well it wasn't perfect but-" just tell me something you loved about it. anything. or many things!

@ me in a post or send me an ask! u can dm me too ofc but ideally i'd like to share everyone's excitement c:

[marblebagcollective]

plants and picture frames and quilts i dunno =p

[insanewaykathy]

Enjoying the view, Commander?

[seoulmatez]

she is the sunshine that breaks through his darkest clouds.

had the opportunity to commission @vanillssugar again — thank u for another amazing piece! ♡

[dexbian]

Romance! Romance! Romance! Romance!

Happy Lesbian Visibility Week! Would you like to promo your favorite Dexter lesbian? Dexter Morgan is my current #1 F/O and you see me posting about him a LOOOOOOOOT. Let’s be friends! Let’s be moots!

[cedarspiced]

next time i'm in my chair and very clearly and loudly say 'excuse me' to a group of people who are in the way and all they do is glance at me out of the corner of their eyes without moving an inch i'm just gonna roll through them with no regard for toes. if you wanna pretend i don't exist, I'm gonna pretend you don't either.

[icara-mack]

a bit late as always, but happy nov16th everyone! 4 years… happy FOUR YEARS. <3

My piece for the @sixteenth-day-event - Quackity remembers Kinoko kingdom

(and misses his fiancés. I will never be normal about this smp)

RB’s appreciated!! I post art stuff sometimes so follows are cool if you like it :0 <- I am attempting a technique I call farming subscribers. I learnt from the best (bell ringing) (tried and true Technoblade technique) <3

[miss-floral-thief]

not nozaki also having a 'confession fail' XD;

[bunnyboy-juice]

(hoping by "send a #" you meant in asks) 7 !!!!!

ur mind .... i didn't even think of this option 🫣🥰🫶🏽

[transgenbur]

me, as i force a lmanberg primedollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president lmanbur

[apprentice-s]

my strategy !