people around me: so what name do i call you?
me: i have multiple names i like being called, i don't really care
people around me: ???
me: i have a list of names i'm okay with being called
people:
me: i prefer these 2 or 3 names the most out of all of them
people: ...i'll just call you [deadname], this is too confusing-
me: *VAPORIZES THEM WITH MY LAZER EYES*
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