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Animal of the Day!

Dugong (Dugong dugon)

(Photo by Smithsonian Ocean)

Conservation Status- Critically Endangered

Habitat- Indo-West Pacific Ocean

Size (Weight/Length)- 250 kg; 4 m 

Diet- Seagrasses

Cool Facts- Although related to manatees, the dugong is the only living member of the Dugongidae family. Dugongs are shy and only group together on rare occasions during mass seagrass growth. During these gatherings, the water is filled with clicks and whistles as they communicate. Due to poor eyesight, only touch and sound keeps these animals socially connected. Dugongs have one of the longest periods to reach sexual maturity of any mammal, ranging up to 18 years before they can have offspring. Females only have a single calf every five years or so. The calf will stay with its mom up to three years before splitting off to find its own underwater meadow. Sadly, due to their slow movement and tendency to swim along the ocean surface, dugongs are easy targets for poaching and tangling plastics. Hopefully, other countries will follow Australia’s lead and create marine sanctuaries to protect these amazing animals.

Rating- 13/10 (Don’t let them go the way of the Steller’s sea cow.)

Requested by @callmepyrus

[edogawa-division]

Yeee There are many oc asks today

Yuriko - 💥

Kaoru - 🧷 cuz I know she has lots

Kanra - 💗 … (≖ ͜ ≖)

💥 COLLISON - What emotions do they have trouble dealing with?

She may have a long fuse, but Yuriko has always found it hard to control her wrath once it is set off. It’s an all-consuming icy fury, and many people have ended up dead because of it. Yuriko never did like how it takes over completely, and she regrets some of the things she’s done while like that 

📎 PAPERCLIP - a random fact.

Kaoru has figured out how to clone organs, mainly to replace her own, as given as how she is, they’re not in the best shape. However, the thing that gets people the most is the fact that she has those same replaced organs preserved in her lab. 

💗 GROWING HEART - If they have a crush, is it noticeable? What changes when they're in love?

Recently, Kanra has developed a small crush on Atlas Kazanari from Nagasaki, even if she doesn’t quite understand what she’s feeling since it’s all so new to her. Everyone around her, though? It’s clear as day with the way she behaves around him. Blushing bright red and always willing to go down to see him in Nagasaki

[fukuokadivision1]

It was in the late afternoon when the enigmatic leader of MIHANASA had just returned home after some wander around the city of her beloved Fukuoka. And that was also the time when her best friend and third member of her team, Ming Kawanoe, informed her that she had yet again got another birthday present from other divisions.

And now comes the unboxing time! As the androgynous entertainer untied the wrapping cloth off her parcel, soon she found the two separated gifts consisting of a cute bento loaded with delicious New year set mosaic suchi and a handmade soap bar with funny quotes. Beside them was also one small card attached along.

“To Inouye-san of MIHANASA

Nice to meet you and Happy Birthday! This is our little B-day regards from Nara Division.

Life must be struggling but cheers to a fresh start!

Wishing y’all a year filled with health, happiness, and new adventures.

Sincerely,

Nara Division”

——— Meanwhile, somewhere in Nara

“Hey, human, just who did you send a birthday present to this time?”

“It’s Inouye-san in Fukuoka, you remember? By the way, it’s kinda suspicious considering why the government decided to place such an ominous act after her...”

“…Omnious act? Who? By Chuohku?”

“Erm, yeah...? It’s kind of unbelievable though. I heard she only works for a circus, so there’s no real reason she has to be charged with a bounty, hasn’t she? Here is her picture. I think you have already seen it when we are researching on other contestants?”

“… ?!”

.

..

…Strangely enough for an untouchable girl who could only exist in the form of electrical codes and data, but what in the world made her think there is something ringing on her mind about this person under the current name ‘Sanyu’ ?

W̶̠͒i̸̺͗r̸̰̓e̴̱̚s̵̖̾,̴̡̊ ̴͖̈a̷̧̋ ̴̹͘l̷̤̍o̶̫͋t̷͇̋ ̵͈̊ỏ̴̡f̸̰͋ ̵̩͐w̵͋͜i̵̻͂r̶̼̕e̶̲̽s̵̢͊ ̵̲̈́M̵̫͊o̶͕̔n̶͔̈i̴̙͛t̷̟̀o̴͗͜r̸͚͊ȉ̴̩n̶̦͆ǵ̵̯ ̷̨̔Ś̶̰c̵̱̊r̷̥̈́ë̶͍́é̸͈ń̴͉ ̷̫͆H̷̼̑ẏ̵͍p̴̱̽n̴̠͋ȏ̸͇s̸̡͒ì̵͚s̴̬͆ ̴̱̕ṃ̵̀ì̸̙c̵̙͆r̵̰͊ȯ̵̤p̷̭̀h̸̊͜ò̵̢n̶̢̓e̵̘̾ ̶̝̔T̴͉͐h̷͉̓e̸͊ͅ ̸̡̓ş̸̚u̸͖͊d̷̮̉d̴̟͗e̴͔͆n̴̢̊ ̴̠̀s̵͉͐c̵̰̿ę̶̕ǹ̸̙ť̴̨ ̷̗͌o̴̝͛f̴̱̀ ̴̝͗a̷̙͐ń̵̲ë̵͖́s̷̜̍t̶͉͘h̶̑ͅe̷͎͝t̷͈̃i̸͚͘c̷̼͘ ̴͓̌…̸̡͛

Just a feeling isn’t scientific,

And with such unscientific hunch couldn’t be counted as significant, isn’t it ...?

"This was really nice of the Nara Division team!" Ming said, as she, Sanyu and Tasuku were gathered around the kitchen table, partaking of the sushi that was gifted to them.

After seeing the bento box, Tasuku literally begged Sanyu to share it with him and Ming. Not that he needed to since she was going to split it anyways. The reason for this was because food such as this was a delicacy, at least in their part of Fukuoka; New Year-styled sushi was something they only partook in once a year, twice, if they were lucky. And what kind of person would Sanyu be if she didn't share among the two people who took her in and accepted her?

"When this is over, we'll have to sit down and write them a letter saying 'thank you'."

"Hmhm!"

"Yeash."

At their separate responses, the matriarch of the team looked as both of her teammates were busy stuffing their faces with food from the box, making her frown.

"You know, the two of you could be a little more respectable. The food's not going anywhere!"

"Shurr id ish, id’sh goin’ in our shtu-machs!" Tasuku responded, his mouth full of food.

"Yeash, deffinitely." Sanyu said, nodding her head in agreement. Of course, this only made Ming frown even more, before she shook her head.

"Why do I bother?" She asked out loud, before sticking her pair of chopsticks in the bento box, partaking as well. Twas just another day in the life of the MIHANASA.

[akihabara-division03]

Andddd, at long last… The chill wind of late November has flushed through the ever buzzling afternoon of town announcing the super special day of Akihabara’s goofy hypnotherapist.

And as Anika was wandering out of her room during a small break before the last session of her day, she then saw her receptionist waving at her like he was having something to show her.

“Good thing you are here! Earlier the deliveryman has dropped some parcel addressed to you!”

Then the large box was slided to take a stop in front of the confused hypnotherapist,

…Oh right, today was her birthday. It must be some of her clients again, how kind of them to send in some gifts for celebrating with her.

But, somewhat the name of its sender was catching her eyes —Looking like this mysterious gift was from a certain boy who lived in Nara.

Eh… And what in the world would that boy send to her this time?

Knowing this boy’s whimsical sense of humor sometimes, she was kinda curious of what was packing inside this box. Hence that’s why she was going to discover it here and now.

And soon the mischievous presents were exposed to her sight…

Not only a goofy refresher candle was laying there to salute her day, there were also a bunch of comfy-sized pastries loaded in to fill her birthday party… But, oh well… They were all made of fluff and were in no way edible despite how realistic they looked.

“To Kiyozaki-san of Pixel Indicate

Hello there, Kiyozaki-san! Such regret that I haven’t made it in person again as I was starting my college now. It has been a fun ride picking some gifts for you though And In case you are wondering, here a certain Nara boy is the one writing!

The weather has now become colder and colder just as there are lots of wintry holidays waiting for us in this near future, so cheers for the first day of your another 365-day journey!

Happy Weekend and hope to see you again if there is an occasion!

—Yuuya Kanata, Nara Division

P.S. Last but not least, there is one more regards from my roommate as well! Pft, she has always bragged to me that you are someone who has a good taste, so she is itchy to send you something too. Hmm, I’m starting to wonder what kind of her pr— Oops, special present for you would be. May you check on your email when you’re ready!”

The letter from the familiar boy in Nara ended with that, but it looked like there was one more thing left for her to satisfy her curiosity

—And the phone in her hand was here for that sake.

As soon as the mailbox on her phone was opened, for whatever reason, the speakers in her entire clinic were starting to play the jovial tunes in unison

And from here on, the super special Happy Birthday Song exclusively arranged for her was echoing in her clinic…

Even if she can’t fully hear the whole thing, she could still see from her peers’ expressions that this song was no way an extraordinary one—

Happy Birthday Anika XD 🎂🎉

Horrified by what was presented to her, her coral eyes travelled back and forth between her phone and her interpreter in the room.

She had no idea what she was supposed to be hearing.

However the video playing from her phone was more than enough context clues.

Her interpreter, Kataoka, had sprawled out on the couch in the office and covered her face with one of the pillows that was shaped into loaves of bread.

Anika jumped up from her seat and ran over to her. “Why did I have to go deaf before I got to ever hear this song?!”

Kataoka kept the pillow over her face. “That’s what you took from that?!”

“No, but look! I see all over the internet of people getting Rick-rolled! But I have no idea what the song sounds like or what I’m missing out on! I know the meme but I’ll never know how funny it is!”

“You’re really not missing much…” Kataoka muttered through her swift sign language. “Okay, enough about the fucking rickrolling, what’re you gonna do about the other presents you got?”

“Well, the candle’s for me to keep, I don’t think it’ll be okay for me to keep that in the office around patients. But I think the younger kids especially will love these pillows during sessions.”

“I’m an adult and I love these pillows.”

Anika snickered.

“You’re right. I love them too. I need to thank that Yuuya when his birthday rolls around.”

Thanks for the gifts!! 🤣

[roppongi-division]

Candy for all three!

Candy - If they got to choose to be any supernatural being, what would they choose?

"If I could be any supernatural being in the world?" Kai asked, before giving a small grin.

"Werewolf. All day, every day. I mean, that can't be too much of a surprise, I hope. My DJ name is 'Wolf of Shadows', after all." Kai explains, still grinning.

"I've always admired wolves since I was a kid. The thing about them is, they are fearsome and deadly, whether they are alone or in a pack. And lycanthropes are just the same. Although they may only appear once or twice a month because of the cycle of the moon, if I were one, I'd look forward to the full moon every time it came around. That's partly why I love Vox's song, "Waking the Demon" so much, cause I interpret it as a song for werewolves."

"Hmm..." Mireya says, thinking. "If I were able to transform whenever I wanted to, then... I think I'd like to be a unicorn. I know, it seems a little silly, but... well, you know how when you were a little girl the thing you wanted most in the whole wide world was a pony? I was kind of the same way." Mireya explains, smiling.

"But besides that, unicorns symbolize beauty, sovereignty and grace. They're extremely rare, but that's what makes them so special. The horn on their head symbolizes just how special they are. Plus, many cultures have their own interpretations on what a unicorn stands for, but they all tend to be something good. But me, I just like them because they are what they are."

"Oh, that's an easy question to answer!" Zakari said, excited.

"I'd like to be a Phoenix, a bird of fire that symbolizes rebirth and hope. The Phoenix, to me, is like that of Icarus, who flew to close to the sun. Yet, his determination to be one with the sky is something I attribute to, and something I see in the Phoenix. When it dies, it is immediately reborn so that it can continue with its work, which is something I admire. I'd love the ability to fly as high in the sky, or as close to the sun as I like."

"...Man, how awesome would that be?"

[shizuokadivision]

Even if the birthday celebration of Reika Aichi —the presumably most influential lady in the Shizuoka’s high society— had come close to the end, the mountain of her own birthday gifts was still piling up there in her spacious lounge.

Whether it was the spread-through fact that people believed she was a passionate lover of flowers or not, it was undeniable that there were so many bouquets sent over to her manor today.

And that was also applied to a certain gift which she picked to have some look out of boredom.

it surely looked like a humble gift compared to other outrageous or extravagant presents laying around —But there was a certain reason that drew the ‘poison specialist’ like herself to it.

“To Lady Aichi of Shizuoka

Wish you a happy birthday and a great year forward

Sincerely,

Nara Division”

Greeted by the sweet colors and sweet fragrance of a bouquet full of Sweet Peas attached on its front, their actual gifts were lying beneath in a neatly-wrapped Morning Glory patterned fabric. The first one was a box containing some peculiar and beautiful bracelet made with vibrant seeds of Rosary Pea, making it an exotic choice of jewelry but a good combination of red and black nonetheless.

And thus for the last one was surely harmless, it was a wagashi set full of beautiful wintery flower nerikiris!

—————Meanwhile somewhere else,

“This time your recommendation on our birthday gifts aren’t anything weird, right?”

“Of course. Why do I have to recommend something ‘weird’ in your opinion, Kanata-kun? They’re all lovely flowers and a lovely ornament.”

“…That is because you are the one who comes up with the idea, Chishio-san.”

“Oh, so? I’m more than sure that lady Aichi must like them.”

“Kanon, stop eating my gift.” Reika scowled. “Those were for me not for your cold hands. Get your own damn it.”

Kanon didn't say anything as she stared at Reika straight in the eye and ate another piece of the wagashi. Even lifting the box above her head when Reika tried grabbing it. Smirking as she watched Reika try and reach it.

“I don't know what you expected when you opened that gift in front of her Reika. You know, as well as I do, that Kanon loves sweets.” Sakura huffed from her spot on the couch, watching everything go down.

“Look, if I had known Nara would send wagashi, I would've hidden them.” Reika glared back. “I'm never gonna have a piece at this rate now.”

Sakura raised her hands, not wanting to start an argument with the socialite. Reika, now finally grabbing the gift back from Kanon and much to her rage, found all the wagashi had been eaten by the mad scientist. Kanon then leaned down closer to Reika's height, an amused look on her face as she saw Reika crush the box the wagashi were in.

“They were quite delicious, Reika. Shame you couldn't have one.”

“KANON! YOU FUCKING BITCH!”

[kitakyushu-division]

17 - Johnny

29 - Kokoro

1 - Felix (or do you want to tell anything more about his past love life?)

17 - What sort of characteristics or quirks draw them to someone?

The liberal and free spirited draw his attention to the most, this not only applies to his Aphrodite but also…. A certain somebody who once used to be in his past. But the latter is irrelevant now, right?

29 - How do they express their love to their partner?

…more surreal/gore art especially incorporating concepts they associate with his s/o. His darling better not be the queasy type when it comes to blood and gore, though I think he’s in luck. I think.

1 - Do they seek out love or let it find them? Are they even interested in romance?

He seizes the opportunity in love, that’s how he ended up with… let’s call her “Kitty” (as in Hershey’s wife lol). Speaking of which, he did start up and ran Hexenhaus with her until the arrest for a fun(?) fact.

I don’t think he’s much interested anymore in love as he is still afraid that he’ll get dumped once his hypothetical new partner finds out about his record and react the same way as Kitty did.

Thank you for the ask! 💔

[kanazawa-division]

Just when the jovial doorbell suddenly rang in front of his residence, looking like there has yet again another wonderful regard arriving at his residence today.

Deciding to go take some look, soon the homie homicidal detective who was also doubling as a nerdy otaku boy found an unknown parcel neatly wrapped with a colorful piece of cloth lying inside his mailbox. Moreover, it seems like there was one small post-it attaching alongside this mysterious package; therefore, the glasses boy picked that small note up closer and gave it a read;

“To Mr. Merry Detective of Kanazawa

Hello and Happy Birthday, Kurusu-san! We heard that today is your special day, so here we’ve got you our little ‘ultimate’ regards… Well then, please enjoy! lol

Anyway, hope your another year be filled with more joy and laughter ;)

May the odds be ever in your favor,

Nara Division”

As getting curious about what this team from the south region has got for him, Joey unwrapped what was expected to be his gift, and finally he soon got his answer as all of his four eyes was getting greeted by…

…The most strongest plate of the universe.

"....Joey, what the hell is this." Kyler deadpanned as he stared at his now empty plate, what he didn't expect was his plate to stare up back at him with a lazy smile.

The sound of Joey wheezing with laughter could be heard from the kitchen as the said birthday boy came back with two glasses of root beer floats and a shit eating grin on his freckled face. "That. My friend, is a wonderful gift the equally wonderful people from Nara Division gave me, great isn't it? Now your day just got a little better!"

Kyler looked at the plate then at his snickering friend and just sighed with a shake of his head. "If I were anyone else I'd say your unhealthy obsession with anime and video games would be a bright red flag."

Joey passed one of the floats to Kyler with a pout and sipped on his own a bit too loudly. "Hey, screw you, man, Otaku's are all the rage these days, not everyone can be a manly macho man who's a beast at sports."

Kyler snorted and took a sip of his own drink. "Yeah, I know, in fact, we all know down in the station, you and that Lyall guy aren't exactly subtle about your 'private research sessions'." The blonde pointed at his own neck and Joey yelped and slapped a hand to the side of his neck to hide the large yet slowly fading hickey that his fellow detective gave him a couple of days ago.

Thank you for the gift!

[katsushika-division]

🌈[RAINBOW] for the dad Akihisa

☁️ [CLOUD] for the baby Touya

and 💥[COLLISON] for the bro Rintaro

🌈 RAINBOW - what advice would they give to their younger self?

Akihisa would tell his younger self to treasure the time he had with his loved ones. Especially the time with his fiancee, Sophie. You never know when they’ll be violently ripped away.

☁️ CLOUD - a soft headcanon

Whenever Touya had a nightmare, his older sister Haruka would often sing him to sleep. Even to this day, Touya still hums it to himself sometimes.

💥 COLLISON - what emotions do they have trouble dealing with?

Rintaro, if it wasn't noticeable, has a bit of a hard time controlling his pyromaniac tendencies. It just burns under his skin. However, since being reunited with Akari, he's gotten a lot better at controlling it.

[saitama-division]

As the brightest orb in the sky was now leaning closer to the far horizon of Saitama city, the vast sky above the town was dyed in such enigmatic shades of pink, welcoming the special moment of a certain beloved butterfly mama of D.R.B. since today was apparently her birthday. And even if most of the trees here and there hadn’t yet changed their colors, it still couldn’t deny the fact that the new season after the summer gone had already begun…

Once along with plenty of thoughtful gifts being blessed to Miyuki residence, there was a parcel from a certain place far, faraway from Saitama lying still inside of the house’s mailbox.

Inside of it were a tidy roll of pink scarf which its rim decorated with flowery crochets internationally hand-made to resemble the cute and dainty cosmos flowers or the so-called “ 秋桜 ” (akizakura)’ of autumn.

And the scarf wasn’t not the only gift, there was also a pink paper bag packed with breads cutely stuffed with sweet cream and some fruities arranging after a certain cartoon character from ghibli movies

Looking on the side, there was a card attached along with the message written as such;

“To Miyuki-san of Saitama

First of all, hello Miyuki-san and let me wish you a happy birthday with some presents and regards from my division! And actually, my sister’s birthday is coincidentally on the same day as you too haha… But well, looks like the weather has turned a bit colder since it will soon be delving into the midst of autumn, doesn’t it? So, I think it would be great to keep our home warm and comfy during this period. Oh, and please don’t forget to take care of yourself as well! We hope you and your family will have a good time onwards in this year.

Sincerely,

Yuuya Kanata, Nara Division.”

“Oh nice, Yuuya and his team come up with some pretty cool gifts.” Kureha complimented as she sat on the table in the kitchen watching her mother prepare Yoshiko’s lunch for tomorrow, the brunette turned to her oldest daughter. “Oh, is he a friend of yours?”

“Not really, but I have heard of him, he was pretty popular at school and we only said hi to each other a few times before he graduated high school.” Kureha explained as she brought the bread rolls over to the older woman, earning a thankful smile in response.

“Well, that was kind of him, the weather is getting a bit more chilly so the scarf is going to come in handy and this bread looks so cute…hm…” After contemplating on it, Sayaka took one of the pieces and carefully placed it in Yoshiko’s lunch box, smiling in satisfaction, she wrapped the box up in a decorated cloth and placed it in the fridge for later, grabbing the plate with the remaining bread, she took another one for herself before handing out the last one towards Kureha silently asking if she wanted some. The artist looked at the plate for a second before shrugging and taking the last piece, the mother and daughter duo shared a smile and a light moment as they enjoyed each other’s company and feasted on some sweet treats.

Thank you for the gift!

[niigata-division]

By the time the famous ex-actor and homicidal detective was about to step inside his house after all the hard work he had been through during the day, he was then greeted by a pile of gifts sent over to his address since today was also none other than his birthday.

Well, since he assumed that the majority of them were coming from his fans or maybe his colleagues, the option of just leaving them all under the cold of the night seems to be considered inappropriate here. So, he decided to take all of them into his residence.

Speaking of which, he also noticed that one notable-sized present with the tiny card written “from Nara Division” laying down on the floor —It was a roll of blackout curtains with so many cuts that all lights shining through them would mysteriously portray the silhouette of nighttime cityscapes and this was somehow striking some kind of aesthetics to him.

Carrying the large roll of curtains into his arms, suddenly his area of sight caught up on something nearby —It was a miniature black coffin with a lot of accessories in the theme of his interest, but what made him a little bit surprised was the name addressed as its sender and the small letter attached inside.

“Yo, What’s up, Shiba-kun (and greetings to Shiba-chan if she is around there).

First and foremost; Happy birthday and long time no see★

Time does fly very fast, doesn’t it? I thought I’ve just seen both you and your sister as a pair of shorties among the crew from back then. But now, look, you have already turned out to be even taller than me right now!

To be honest, it was such a regret when I heard you decided to quit showbiz so soon. Ever since then the world of entertainment had lost quite a number of young talents and also a lot of its muchness after you left.

However, above all else, I hope you guys are doing alright and content with the path you choose to walk from now on.

But WAIT, what if I’m already writing this long but you still have no idea of who I possibly am?! Haha, just kidding… I know you would never since both of us got our grand debut from the same drama series after all.

—ASHIBI

(My stage name is still the same, you see?)”

Lyall blinked as he read the letter. Gosh, it had been so long since he thought about the series that had given him his big break. No one could ever have expected how huge “Andromeda’s Children” would become. The series finale alone was watched by millions of people. Even now, reruns of the show were still popular to watch.  

Ashibi, huh? Lyall tried to remember who that could be and thought back to everyone who played a part in the drama. Then, all of a sudden, a figure appeared in Lyall’s mind. Someone who played a certain character and who understood what it was like to be suddenly shoved into the spotlight. 

“Hahahah! Oh gosh, I can't believe I almost forgot you! It has been a while hasn’t it? I should get back in touch with you. I'm sure Lyra would love to speak to you again.”

[minato-division03]

The sun was now starting to disappear from the horizon as the shade of numerous colors mixed in together at the time of dusk —And that was the same time Shirazuki household had been visited by some unexpected guest at her doorstep.

But when the ex-idol had gone out to check it up, she only found a package neatly wrapped in a beautiful piece of cloth hanging around the handle of the door instead of any sight of its sender.

Deciding to inspect it first for safety reasons, she cautiously unwrapped the parcel until she saw what had been sent to her residence.

First one she saw was a knitted scarf with the design of an adorable but insightful animal, the ‘Barn Owl’,

Next was a set of cute macarons which was actually the scented candles with a sweet and fruity mixed berries fragrance,

And last one was an elegant set of twelve necklaces in the theme of zodiac star signs,

Last but not least, there was a card written “Happy Birthday & Happy New Year!” submitted with the address from the people of Nara Division

—Somewhere in a car that was heading out of Minato ward—

“Really, you should put the birthday card outside of the furoshiki,”

the young(?) man with shades said as he just casually opened a can of tuna in his grasp, not even caring that he was in someone else’s car,

“or somewhere else more easier to see —Receiving something from the seemingly anonymous sender normally startles the person who used to be at the center of the limelight, you know?”

A cold glare was pointed to the speaker from the driver seat.

“I don’t wanna hear that from someone who almost caused a ruckus in Ms. Queen Card’s birthday the previous October,”

the much older man in his usual dark colored suit retorted with somewhat hostility in his tone.

“Aww~ Don’t talk about the water under the bridge, shall we?”

that enigmatic nonconformist shrugged in an unserious manner while he was savoring his quick supper.

“That queenie is already pretty smart on her own. I know she would know in a heartbeat that the little gift I added to Misaki’s thingies was more like a greeting toy than some real threat —Well, wouldn’t we all live for some excitement?”

As the shades he always oddly wore indoors and outdoors still covered all parts of his eyes, the older man couldn’t make a guess of what was actually in this shitty cat’s head.

Turning away from his troublesome accomplice, Chishio let out a long sigh as he fought down his own urge to pack this cat in some blank luggage and send it back to where he should belong. To be honest, maybe the reason why he often got disturbed by his antics was because it reminded him so much of himself when he was with his young master and the kids in his team.

…And he never understood what in the world had made Shūkaidō think that his earnest young master could replace him when the adoptive son of his was the troublesome person like THIS of all time.

Miku blew out the match and watched as the wick on her new candles that laid on top of some trays on her bedroom floor caught aflame. A small, delicate fire that allowed the mixed berry scents to fill her room.

Surrounding her on the floor was a ring of unscented candles.

With an exhale, she tilted her head back and closes her eyes, canceling out everything around her, including the owl scarf that rested on her shoulders. Cancelling the sound of her beautiful new With her nose, she breathed in the unfamiliar scent, her ears focused on the white noise that played on her computer and the light chimes from her new necklaces that hung on her jewelry altar, and zeroing in on the heat that rose from the candles around her.

“My circle is cast.”

Thank you for the gifts!

[edogawa-division]

The sun has long set over the city of Edogawa. As the darkness soon claimed almost every corner in the town, there was one vehicle with the color of the starless sky quietly halted in front of the Kuromiya residence.

*Clack*

Not even trying to hide it, the sound of something was carefully dropped at the house’s doorstep. However, if someone was coming out to check it up, the trace of the sender couldn’t be found at all.

Speaking about this mysterious parcel, it may looks suspicious but the inside was containing an elegant set for wax sealing and the delicate porcelain portable tea maker

There was also a neat-looking envelope with a proper handwriting attaching along with the parcel

“To Miss Kuromiya of Edogawa

Happy Birthday and perhaps Merry Early Christmas

P.S. Of course, those brats are the ones choosing gifts

Best regards

—Nara Division”

Yuriko stood in the kitchen her hair out of its usual bun having just gotten most of the cake out of it. The room was dark with the only light being the moonlight coming through the window and hitting Yuriko as she prepared a cup of tea. Her white hair and pale skin made it look like a ghost was standing in the kitchen whenever the moonlight hit her. 

So when Kaoru walked into the room it came to no surprise that she nearly jumped out of her skin at the sight of her adoptive mother. 

“Sweet Athena Yuriko warn a girl when you’re in here.” Kaoru wheezed out clutching at her chest. “You almost gave me a heart attack.”

“If anything is going to give you a heart attack Kaoru it’s all the caffeine you drink.” 

“If it hasn’t killed me now it ain’t killing me anytime soon.” Kaoru shrugged her shoulders. “But on my soul Yuriko, you look like a ghost haunting the kitchen right now.”

“Kaoru once again no matter how often you say it I am not a ghost. I just have albinism.” Yuriko rolled her eyes.

“Hey, I’m just saying there are myths about albinos and the powers they had all over the world.”

“Unbelievable.”

[chiyoda-division2]

🎄 at Wonder⇓anD Sound Systems workplace!

~Happy Early Christmas :)

Sorry for the super late reply idk how office parties are like!!

They’d probably just do your usual office party by this season and have no work to worry at 25.

Honestly? If it weren’t for Fusao‘s return, this year’s Christmas party in the office would be awkward as hell as nobody else in the office could match his energy. (*cough* a certain white rabbit)

Thanks for the ask and happy holidays!

[akihabara-division03]

It was such a good afternoon filled with a load of blessing messages and birthday wishes flooding in the super chat of a certain popular gamer and streamer ‘Screen Shot’ of Akihabara, giving an immense rush of joy as she saw how much appreciation she received from her fans.

But during one moment when her round and puppy-like eyes were casting over her lively chatbox, suddenly she encountered a single but very outstanding notification from her own computer popping up on her monitor screen.

// DingDong!

// Care to check your doorstep?

A bit provoking, wasn’t it? She felt like she was being annoyed by a certain sender this morning. But anyway, good luck that she was now in a challenging mood. Let’s hope that it wasn’t from the same sender this time.

Slowly reaching the entrance of her residence, Makina peeking at the eyehole on the door for a primary safety check. However, weirdly enough ... There was no single trace of anyone but a mere medium-sized of box let alone on her doorstep.

…Was it a prank or did Anika order anything from online again?

That was what she thought until she noticed small letters written “Happy Birthday!” and the sender’s name was that one leader of Nara Division.

Therefore, after given a relief that it wasn’t some horrid prank submitted from nowhere, the streamer girl decided it was now her unboxing time!

And then, tada! What came greeting her sight first was a comfy jacket with a screen of a goose (or a duck? Whatever…) holding a knife its beak and a very famous quote she once saw on internet

Lol nobody knew who was the one inspiring the Nara leader to send in this kind of gift…

But it wasn’t only that!

There was also one more package hidden underneath the jacket! This one is somewhat difficult to explain… coming along in with a note which she remembered it was the leader of Miraitabi’s handwriting;

“Hello and Happy Birthday, Setsukura-san!

Cheers and hereto another year with another special regards from my division! But aside from my gift, there was also the other one from my friend —Yeah, that one of your streamer buddies with the symbol of starry sky 🌌, he had gone to visit an aquarium on this summer vacation and bought us some souvenirs, you included! So, it wouldn’t be fair if I don’t give you what is yours, right~?

Here we goes,

Have a good day and hope you like them lol

Yuuya Kanata, Nara Division”

The last present he mentioned was a set of a certain prehistoric meme fish composed of headrest covers with its various expressions, an unforgettable eye mask, and one fluffy plushie of the same fish

…Honestly, how should she feel with this XD

—Happy Birthday Makina 🫰

Makina stared at the little presents before her, the goofy little presents staring back at her.

Uhhhh…

“I think he’s staring into my soul,” Makina deadpanned.

“Which one?” Anika deadpanned back, staring at the same stack Makina was staring at. “The goose hoodie or the school of fish you’ve got sprawled all over your bed?”

Makina picked ip the hoodie, intensely studying the knife-wielding goose printed on it. “Is this an old meme? What even is this from?”

“Ah…” Anika signed. “Probably payback because of the goose gift I gave him back on his birthday.”

“What are you, related?”

“Pffff, now wouldn’t that be something?” Anika laughed and picked up one of the head covers that came with the pack of meme fish gifts. She placed it over Makina’s head and fastened the velcro.

Makina already had a relatively round face. Now with a prehistoric animal meme wrapped around her head…

It really was ridiculous…

And Anika bursted into laughter.

“He’s got good taste in presents!” Anika finally said once her laughter died down.

Makina clicked her tongue and yanked the headpiece off and threw it right into Anika’s face, who let out a loud “OOMF” upon impact.

“I swear, you two are one and the same just going by the gifts you give…” Makina grumbled.

Though Anika didn’t hear it.

Anika wheezed and placed the headpiece back on Makina’s bed. “You know… you should keep this around for those batsus you do on stream.”

Huh…

“You know, you actually come up with good ideas when you put your mind to it for once.”

And Makina made extra sure to sign that carefully so Anika could see it.

NARA MY DARLING I AM SO SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG THANK YOU FOR THE GIFT, MATE

[echizen-division]

Hello, it’s me (again)

😰 for Nishio

(C’mon, honest answer, don’t be like… err someone)

👾 for Kohaku

…and

😈 for Nayomi

Hi lol

[😰] what is the creepiest things to happen to you? 

“At one point, I was forbidden to go or contact anyone outside… I’d— rather not talk about that.”

[👾] what is your first halloween memory? 

“On my first Halloween, Saki and I snuck out of our boss just to go trick-or-treating! The day after that was… noooot the greatest but that’s out of the question!”

[😈] if you were an occult, would you be bad or good?

“Since these asks are sent during ‘my season’, I’d be whatever the fuck I want! And that would be bad, huh?”

Thanks for the ask! (P.s. sorry for the hella late response)