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macksartblock · 6 months

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weird timing but s1 dads and their bastard fathers (and frank)

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spielzeugkaiser · 2 years

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[MASTERPOST]

Eskel is like "I WILL read this book about... A wolf and all his friends? Dancing and being. happy... 🥺"

#the witcher netflix #geraskier lovechild #eskel #soft eskel #geraskier #(no jeskel I am sorry but honestly I can see it at times)#omegaverse #listen retrospectively Eskel will slap his face (repeatedly) because it is at times pretty obvious (but only if you know!!)#did Milek accidentally call Eskel 'daddy' a few times? ofc he did. (how should Eskel know that he didn't just mixed it up in excitement.)#'oh he clearly meant his omega father' WELL #Roach should have been an indicator! but it's either that that name is in one of jaskiers songs (probable) and jaskier is like #'oh yeah he likes that one bard song about the horse - I swear he loves horses'#(that isn't even a lie and it's very Jaskier to compose an ode for Roach)#or he just goes 'We heard stories about a witcher crossing our town-'#and now wolf themed kids book. it's-#oh well #a lot of things are obvious when you look back to them #and I think Eskel could have made the connection! if Jaskier still had a lute. he would have gone at least once '... geralts omega bard??'#(who Geralt didn't really talk about but who they always could still smell traces of on him - bad thing that scents change after pregnancy)#but no lute?? connection not made.#that's the one jaskier thing Eskel knows of. always has a lute.#and retrospectively he can see that Milek and Geralt really look alike - it's at this age more obvious than later - because that is the age #that Eskel remembers. In which he still has a mental picture of what Geralt looked like? but it's been SO LONG #over a century #and Eskel was a traumatized child too. Things are. Very muddy.#the only ones who have a chance to recognize Milek are Visenna and Vesemir and that's it.

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hetalia-club · 4 months

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Ah to go back in time and re-live the 2016-2018 Hetalia fandom…

#Hetalia #everyone was so much more chill then #I miss my friends #*looks at my 10k followers* where did you all go babes #rip most of you. you would have loved to call Italy daddy with me #maybe I cling to this fandom because I miss what it used to be #I just wish all the other big Hetalia blogs from back then would come back and keep me company #we could reminisce together…#eventually illl have to accept it’s nothing how it used to be…#but when I do accept that I’ll probably leave for good #for now I will continue to be delu delu #if I knew their real socials best believe I would go drag them back kicking and screaming. you all can best believe

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winepresswrath · 3 months

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THANK YOU for explaining the Louis/Armand fight with such clarity. Like obviously Armand has the ultimate power over the relationships here and the way he behaves in this episode is world class terrible, we can all see that, but I feel like I've been going crazy when people are softening Louis's words as light banter while Armand responding somewhat in kind is framed as malicious suicide baiting.

It's not my take but I would understand if people were approaching this as "Armand sucks so bad and technically can leave whenever so I give 0 fucks what Louis does or says to him," but "Louis was just being mean" doesn't track for me. He is at this point in his life using regularly enough that Armand's first response when he gets vicious is a bitter "here comes the drugs." He's used to this. Addiction is a complicated and terrible disease but Louis is Armand's partner, for whatever reason, apparently (big caveat) of his own volition and he responds to Armand being upset about his cycle of risky drug use and insincere apologies with a "you're boring and smothering" speech before turning on a dime to "cringe of you to be a victimized. it's given you a real victim mentality" when Armand says he's boring too. It's legitimately reprehensible behaviour! And that's fine. I will continue making heart eyes at him whenever he appears on screen undeterred.

#who was right and who was wrong is not my favourite approach to art even when all the characters aren't all #self obsessed serial killers but Louis is not in the right here! he's just not in a position of power #which yes. if you have it you're stuck with it you have to wield it responsibly #armand has neither the talent not inclination so that won't be happening #but if you look at what louis does with a person he's in a position of power over #it amounts to a) charisma bomb #b) get mad and violently attack him when he says something he doesn't like #c) swoop in and give him a big affirming talk about how he's actually special and worthy #i think that speech was sincere and moving #i am a danlou appreciator. i want them to experience true friendship and maybe fuck about it. still. two things can be true at once.#incidentally you know what's boring. it's addicts calling their loved ones boring when they object to their behaviour #that was pedestrian if precisely calibrated and delivered with verve (emmy for jacob when)#the daddy vamp spiel now that was special. top shelf #press says iwtv #interview with the vampire #all of this said when i see what he does to my claudia i may well be back here like u should have been meaner louis #why didn't you bring up how his human parents also sold him #that's great material #cw: sa #cw: abuse

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crimeronan · 1 year

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forgetting which of the OCs are lesbians and which are bisexual because the insane dykery and problematic sexuality is so strong in all of them. hashtag feminism.

#original fiction quartet #devin is one of those dykes who IDed as a straight man at one point and then was clocked #thru another dyke (ruby) being like 'idk why i like u specifically so much but i do'#that's mostly a joke i think devin was openly genderfluid upon meeting ruby. timelines are muddy tho who cares.#ruby is one of those dykes who's like 'isn't it crazy how i'm bisexual but would be wildly uncomfortable sleeping with or marrying a man'#'women just make me feel safe and happy for some reason even when theyre terrible murderers :)'#'ruby i think you're just a lesbian' 'no'#sol is very 'so great how i can choose to only fuck women these days' 'didnt you have a husband' 'do i have a husband now?? bitch????'#nova's happy with devin being her wife and would call any older man daddy but wouldnt call any older woman mommy. hashtag misogyny #in conclusion. they are all terrible and hilarious. and contain multitudes #original fiction

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sandinthepipes · 2 years

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I have just realised that a lot of my favourite ships fall into the-prince-and-the-pauper bin???? And i wasn't even aware??????

#no listen to me #the most obvious here is merthur #we all know the literal prince of camelot and the guy who grew up sleeping on rocks #but also geraskier #fucking el dorado which i know for those non italian isn't a big thing but here let me tell you I'd give my life for those two fucking idio #like tullio comes from old money and miguel can barely read because he grew up on the street and that's all canon baby #and then I thought fucking sinbad #proteus and simbad are again the literal prince and the kid in ragged clothes he found on the street #i don't know how their ship is called nore miguel and tullio #FUCKING BAGGINSHIELD ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME #EVEN BLACKSTEDE #FUCKING NANDERMO GUYS NANDOR WAS A FUCKING PRINCE AND GUILLERMO HAD TO STEAL MONEY TO BUY A FRIDGE #i am loskng my mind how did i never noticed all of this #btw it all started from me thinking that pedro pascal would make a great sinbad #and orlando bloom a great proteus and then they'd kiss #shit fuck now i gotta investigate all my other past obsession because I'm beginning to suspect a pattern #is this my subconscious telling me i want a sugar daddy #merthur #geraskier #bagginshield #blackstede #nandermo #miguel x tulio #sinbad x proteus #otp #pairing dynamic #inthepipes

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arrowntic · 2 years

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why are ppl villainizing kyu-chan!!

he did the best possible thing. literally everyone that matters was in danger; kazuki, rei and miri were in danger and even kyu-chan himself was in danger. if he refused to comply and give the information he’d be a traitor and we saw what happened to traitors. if he would give the information he would betray kazuki and rei and also put them in danger.

he found a third way, one that involved keeping everyone safe. he was right when he said the family they created was an illusion. in the end rei’s past would have caught up with him or another tragedy could befall them again like what happened to kazuki before. there is no place for a family in their line of work and kyu-chan told them that numerous times.

next episode we’ll see their real plan, maybe the writers tricked us or maybe they really decided to leave miri for her safety. both of these options are plausible, although i think an episode where we see their lives turn upside down again (but this time in a different way) because of miri will be really interesting to see. although sad :(

anyway kyu-chan really did the best he could and kazuki and rei both know that. in the end miri matters most to them and they can’t afford to be selfish and keep her around just because they want to.

sometimes love isn’t enough :’)

#buddy daddies #buddy daddies spoilers #kazuki kurusu #rei suwa #miri unasaka #kyu chan #kyutaro kugi #definitely crying after this episode though #show called buddy daddies made me cry #can you believe that #i cant #im sad now

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depressedstressedlemonzest · 10 months

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I think I figured out the issue with tumblr eating my posts, but let's find out.

Take it away Mr. Gold

That's generous.

And the way hes sitting on that chair?

And the amount of force hed have to use to keep moe pinned down just like that?

Man is strong.

He's chaotic feral smile is so telling.

His interrupting is a rumple style feral giggle and it was horrifying.

He's had it, he's at the edge.

Okay so this scene? What he's yelling at moe? Dude you're yelling at YOURSELF!

"What are you talkin about my fault?" Rumple deep down knows. He knows he fucked up.

"You shut her out"

Moe has no fucking context to this non therapeutic beatdown.

Mr. Gold is yelling at rumple now, and since I'm sure masochism wasn't a big thing to air in 2011 that's what we're going with.

"YOU HAD HER LOVE AND YOU SHUT HER OUT"

This physically hurts me to hear, and I'm sure it physically hurts him to say.

"SHE'S GONE, SHE'S GONE FOREVER SHE'S NOT COMING BACK AND IT'S YOUR FAULT"

Maybe he ended up seeing a therapist after a millenia?

"NOT MINE, YOURS!"

Maybe not.

"YOU ARE HER FATHER!"

Moe still has no idea what the fuck Mr. Gold is beating him for some unknown child.

I love the fucking parallel of Gold beating Moe vs. Rumple beating the curio cabinet.

He's still hurting so much he starts to hurl the tea set.

But then he gets to that fucking chipped cup.

He can't do it.

#i can see why cane play is a tag for rumbelle #i hope this doesn't awaken anything in me 😳#too late #you can see the maniacal look in his eyes #whatever moe has taken (i know what it is as i type this but in the moment i didnt know)#was something significant #I've always gone for the bad boys who don't sit properly in any chair #whatever he took it has something to do with belle right? yes i know im right because i watched this 2 days ago but AT THE TIME I DIDNT #the interrupting giggle made me laugh #but also made me fear a great deal for moe #the last shred of sanity he had is gone #pot meet kettle kettle meet pot #gold meet rumple rumple meet gold #okay but the first time i typed “you had her love and shut her out” my phone corrected shut to shit #and i was like OMG #wonder if belle ever called rumple daddy now #rumple daddy stiltskin #moe's like #can i get a fucking paternity test for this?#they need therapists and rage rooms in the enchanted forest #he can't get rid of that little cup #it's just a cup #why would i throw a temper tantrum over a cup?#(well now we know)#and the relief the smile on her face #he wants to keep those #ouat rumple #rumbelle #ouat #once upon a time

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el-cheung · 2 years

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Antonio Banderas, as himself, in Madonna: Truth or Dare (1991).

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transingthoseformers · 1 year

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Wait.

Megatron has no money and Rodimus has assets he collected as a semi-professional sugar baby. Rodimus getting offended by lack of interior decoration in Megatron's room and lack of things or creature comforts post jump he somehow accidentally stumbles into being Megatron's Sugar Daddy which leaves Megatron to seek the advice of Ratchet (Drift's trophy husband) on how to handle this.

Which is unfortunately useless as Ratchet didn't realize he was a trophy husband/sugar baby until Megatron pointed out it and Drift's obscene wealth.

We just love Sugar Baby!Megatron don't we, and ohh nooo the realization hit Ratchet like a flashbang lol

Now we've got a Ratty who's just. Questioning everything and leaving Megatron adviceless. Part of me wants to direct him to sugar baby forums but he also has no goddamn idea how to use said forum

#which naturally makes me want him to use them more #he's totally got that ''old person who knows how to use the internet he swears just give him a minute'' energy #i wonder how rodimus is taking being megatron's accidental sugar daddy #also #wait #waiiit roddie wait wait wait wait wait #''semi-professional sugar baby''#now isn't that a hell of a title #maccadam #transformers #thingies #mtmte megatron #mtmte rodimus #mtmte ratchet #mtmte drift #you know your rich when you can call your fully accomplished doctor conjunx a trophy husband #ratchet: ''live by the thighs die by the thights''

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juuheizou · 5 months

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more dream daddy fic for your reading pleasure. my extremely cool and brutal metal dad jason is such an actual character in the game that him and dames need a bad ending lmao

#ddadds #dream daddy #damien bloodmarch #i promise it carries about the same weight as the other ways you can die in the game its not full on horror #honestly i think changing up the voice i'm writing in so drastically from the one i feel suits my usual fic is doing me good #i'm having so much fun writing in the voices of these characters and i have a few more ideas to torture my 100% non-ddadds following with #just for funzies what do i call this pairing? jasien? damison? those sound like white girl baby names lmao #bloodena? or if i do some translating chainmarch? bloodchain? these all suck lmao damien bloodmarch/dadsona it is #unrelated but speaking of bad endings i think joseph shouldn't have had a cult ending he should have had a tusk (2014) ending #cOmE oN nOw mORE MARGARITAS

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gavindna · 6 months

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Joel McHale is FIFTY TWO???????

(Yes this is about animal control)

#joel mchale #animal control #sigh #sorry gays I’ve failed you all #add another tally mark to the “I really wanna fuck that old man” list guys #frank shaw #I’m on my knees sir #he wears that animal control uniform really well what can I say #he’s older than my dad do I call him daddy now?

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kendallroyspeacoat · 2 years

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If you've watched Succession but don't understand why people are attracted to Jeremy Strong you clearly haven't seen the Big Short

#go mend that mistake now and I'll see you if you come back as a normal well-adjusted person #I can't fault anyone for not fancying Kendall #it's a rough ride just to watch Kendall be himself unless you're fairly impervious to cringe or have that 'I can fix him' gene #but if you survived the Big Short without the slightest urge to call Vinny 'daddy' I'm calling bullshit #Succession #Jeremy Strong #Kendall Roy #the Big Short #Vinny Daniel