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cyber-corp · 9 months

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A fellow Dankpods enjoyer spotted? 👀

You bet! I watched his ShrekPod Pro video all the way back when it came out in 2019, and I’ve been hooked ever since 🟩

#auUgh my pkcell…#can you believe no one bought this?#na-no #etc #one of my favourite aussie yters #dankpods #gecko boy

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babyblueetbaemonster · 4 months

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Quest Failed

#tes #oblivion #shivering isles #gundlar #flesh atronach #hero of kvatch #hok #sheo!hok #tes oc #oc: acelta #tesblr #quest failed: it appears lord sheogorath rather summon a naked dead body than ask me. a functional human being for help #can't believe my lord would make sandwich with a bloody daedra than me. his actual chef lol #i was inspired by shencomix (owlturd) when he summon cthulhu to open jar for him #and he used the hot water technique #i mostly use the bonk the lid technique. hit the middle or the side. you can hear a pop sound means air is in and it's open #there's one time i bought a bottle of drink after work but i was too tired and didn't have the strength to open it #what is the best thing to do during that XD should i ask a random stranger for help?

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codacheetah · 4 months

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The start of the Loop segment of the Siffrin & friends twitter QNA, and the message that flipped Loop's answers from silly to dodgy and blatantly upset.

Loopchat from speaking to Loop 20+ times.

Certified Loop dysphoria post

#isat loop #isat spoilers #i was gonna make a whole semisilly post abt how i think the public perception of loop as 'cunty' is kind of funny #(has bought into it before)#but to be honest it just made me start thinking more abt how loop perceives themself.#loop telling siffrin not to die too early so they have more time to go :( at siffrin's drawing. or well i guess it'd be :#man.#it does....interest me #siffrin seems to not be particularly dysphoric in like a gender sense. expresses interest in body craft but thinks #(You dont mind inhabiting this meat prison for the time being.) as well so #but by becoming a star loop kind of. simultaneously loses the freedom to Change the way they want to. no guarantee bodycraft works on stars #and loses the comfort of inhabiting their own body #congrats on the new body loop! sorry about the dysphoria #for as much as it's fun to poke at loop for being very obvious once you Know #it does. resonate something with me i guess that of all things this is one of the few things that loop isn't very good at deflecting about.#(in the sense of cutting the conversation short before it becomes capital o Obvious they are upset anyways)#i'm aware they were already transgender before becoming a star. but very transgender of you loop #oh! i guess i can say on the topic of cunty loop #it's kind of funny. like im not immune to drawing Cute Loops or making them silly and dramatic and flirty #and i think the thread of Drama they show on top of their not-typically-masculine (ig???) demeanor and flirting with siffrin #makes the perception of them as like. there has to be a better word than cunty but. cunty. somewhat understandable #once more the loop has deceived you. i mean i do think the drama is a little bit real they are a hashtag theater kid #but they have deceived you. you have fallen into their spiderweb of believing they are anything other than the world's most miserable beast #with your help we can crowdfund enough silver coins to buy loop a dysphoria hoodie. if we hit our stretch goal it can have a print on it

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galoogamelady · 9 months

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Hey, might be a bit of an odd question. Have you had a chance to dive into Starfield? Will there be a Buttons IN SPAAACCCCEEE!?

I'll be honest, I've seen a bit of Starfield (Cam bought it) and I'm not impressed. Can't say I've expected anything different either unfortunately, with how Bethesda has been conducting business lately. I don't feel any particular way about it and I doubt I'll be playing it anytime soon.

#I don't really expect to be excited for a new Fallout game again to be honest #I still enjoy the ones already made I just don't think Bethesda at this point is willing to do anything to shake up their game design #instead of penny pinching and trying to SOMEHOW make cash off of modders #I'm more saddened to see what they've done to Arkane tbh #I saw a few vids on Redfall... man I can't believe they did that to the studio that did DISHONORED!!! fucking dishonored!#can you imagine if Microsoft bought the rights to Vampire the Masquarade instead and gave it to Arkane #we'd be eating so good #personal #text #I'm not putting the Starfield tag on this

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deus-ex-mona · 6 months

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series i’m gatekeeping from my family vs series i’m ✨ok✨ with my family knowing i’m into:

#‘why do you gatekeep hw from your irls?’ well. the thing is. i just ✨don’t want to✨#and. like. i’ve already led my family to believe that i bought bl manga when i was buying idol sengen at animate #so i think im already past the point of no return in that regard. so. um. yeah.#thank you village vanguard for the unexpected μ’s content in 2k24 you truly are yappa saikyou #i s w e a r falling back into my ll phase almost 10 whole years after i first got into it is unexpected tbh #compounded with the fact that i can now actually afford whatever im looking for. so. like. my wallet is in crisis lol #i had just reached my savings goal last month but now i’ve overspent bc i saw great deals on resold honoka-chan hoodies and i couldn’t help—#so now i have 2 identical hoodies lol. but i’ll keep one of them safe in its packaging bc im unwell like that ig #my merch whaling is out of control i s w e a r but my oshis are just too cute aaaaaaaaa #i probably should open another savings account instead… maybe that’d keep my spending under control…#b u t for now honoka-chan jersey im looking for you #tfw ur oshi is decently unpopular amongst the fans so hardly anyone resells her merch lmao #so ig the relatively fewer fellow fans she has are more dedicated to her than fans of other more popular characters lol #but at least her stuff (when resold) isn’t as overpriced as the actually popular members (birb and tomato)#so my wallet isn’t crying as hard as it could’ve been? ig? hunting for almost 10 year old merch is a pain fr though #either way. the grip idol series have on my wallet is truly insane #i wonder how many bags of chips i could’ve bought with the amount i’ve spent on hw and ll merch to date…#at least a thousand… i think. maybe even 2 thousand if my past gacha game whaling is taken into consideration…#…this is probably why it’s important to have a decent paying job ig.#oh well. at least i may be making b a n k this month with how much ot i’ve had to do this week so far…#i hope i won’t have to work till 5am again over the next 2 days… that had been a horrible experience.#help what am i even talking about anymore why am i having a life crisis right here and now u m.#anyways. dni if you dislike honoka-chan. thanks for coming to my crisis rant. see you when the last stage mv drops ig ok byeeeee

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aroaessidhe · 1 year

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2023 reads // twitter thread

The Sun and The Void

Venezuelan inspired high fantasy

follows a young outcast swordswoman taken in by her grandmother, the dark sorceress for a noble family, who relies on the magic to keep her alive after being attacked by monstrous creatures

and a young noblewoman who’s the shame of her family because of her mixed heritage and desire to use magic

both are manipulated by those with more power than them into a plot to free an ancient evil god

mineral based magic, politics, nonhuman MCs

#The Sun and The Void #aroaessidhe 2023 reads #hm. haha. surface level this is kinda interesting and cool but i am going to follow with so many complaints #though I feel like it didn’t go into the magic or worldbuilding as much as I wanted and it felt irrelevant to the characters #like how does the magic even work? idk man #though I feel like it didn’t go into it as much as I wanted and it felt irrelevant to the characters #very slow to start and the pacing is weird. it would also go ages without having the other POV. very disjointed?#it felt like the first 60% was just context for the group of characters getting together as a group and then it was a bit predisposed with #They’re A Group! even tho. they're barely a group for long #the authors note mentions that the story concept started with a line about the god and ritual and…..yeah I can kind of tell #I feel like everything was built up around it in a way that ultimately that part didn’t fit right #I never bought that any of them were actually like fully committed to the evil dark magic? and also there’s this plot twist #that they have to fully kill the sacrifices & I was like…did we not already know that? girl r you stupid what do you think sacrifice means #also #oh my god at like half way one of the MCs is like. oh finally this guy who I’ve been exchanging letters with for months turned up to get me #away from here! by the way I’ve been exchanging letters with this guy and we’re friends! and like. she’d been doing nothing much for the #last 10% of the book why was that not like….shown as something she was doing? and like build up the friendship for the reader instead of #just dropping it on us - and also that we know the character from the other POV. and hes a racist prick. and we're supposed to believe she'#charmed by him because of this letter writing WE DIDN’T SEE….. why.#and then also that is like. he’s a shitbag and it’s obviously not romantic at all. he’s manipulative and terrible to her #EXCEPT at the end it implies his bad behaviour is because demon and oh uwu he gets all beat up and maybe hes sowwy now #and starts to imply she likes and is attracted to him? and I get the impression the next book is gonna be like evil power couple dynamic?#which. feels like the first concept the author had; and then tried to build up to that but not effectively lmao #for the lesbians:#I DO APPRECIATE having an assumed love interest then realising that that was idealised and actually you have feelings #for this other person you’ve become friends with! nice slow switch up. though quite brief #I do however dislike that when she admitted her feelings to the first LI and she rejected her it was still framed as the other’s fault #for not reciprocating the feelings….worst trope….also like. it kind of conflated her not feeling that way to her having a bit of class disc #which. yikes? oh my god stop villainising people for not reciprocating romantic feelings (ALSO they turn out to be related anyway 🤪)#i just feel like the romance switchover could have been done with more nuance and complexity

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shiningwonho · 8 months

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20210303 - 20210304; archived

#i bought one of those stupid naps hoodies bc of him #it's a nice hoodie i won't lie but can you bELIEVE #also what the fuck are these shots wonho what were you ON #wonho

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daily-anshiraishi · 1 month

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day 57 (card art)

#project sekai #an shiraishi #dailyanposting #my holo prints of this card are my prized possessions #i accidentally bought 2 of them #one tiny and one of the big ones #i just like looking at her............#<- owner of a dailyblog voice can you guys believe you can look at images of a character you love #like whenever you want

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yappabackup · 1 month

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Imagine what life could be like if he were giving me some sloppy toppy rn

#I need to purchase another strap ugh ugh ugh #can you believe I lost my penis in the breakup #the one that I BOUGHT #normalposting

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whatevertheywant · 2 months

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I really really really really really fucking wish that I didn't hang on to petty bull shit that my parents say despite being nearly 30 years old

#and it's usually shit they mean nothing by #but those little digs and remarks are still fuxkibg irksome af #my struggles with eating are not known to very many people because i rarely talk about it outside of my very tight circle of like 4 people #and no one thinks the fat girl struggles with thqt #even if they don't say it out loud i can tell when certain people don't see it as a problem since I'm losing weight #or just don't believe me #anyway i bought a 2 piece from kfc yesterday and got 2 extra sides bc i was very hungry and high af #my dad just HAD to be like dAmN lAuRen #and i know he meant how much i spent on everything #which also not his business but i digress #it's hard to make myself spend money on food sometimes because I'm painfully aware of how fucking poor i am #fast food like 1-2 times a week special groceries and my thc vape are usually the only luxuries i get outside like streaming #sometimes i don't have the executive function to make food or i have sleep for dinner bc that or poverty #so comments like that do piss me off #and whether i agree or disagree isn't the point #you don't get to pick what does and doesn’t stick #I'm just over everything idk #personal

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pardonmydelays · 11 months

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can you believe that my silly little countdown is almost over?

#i have three posts left wtf #just three songs #im gonna miss it so much #i had so much fun with it ugh #also i bought myself a dress today #i dont usually wear dresses because im insecure about my body but this one is so nice and simple and elegant and i actually look good #and i feel pretty #and the last time i felt pretty was probably at my friend's wedding lol #ANYWAY #can you guys believe im gonna cross the whole fucking country just to see my favourite musical #is that insane?#maybe #but i seriously cant wait #IM GOING ON AN ADVENTURE!#YAAY!#it won't be long now*#i say whatever and whatever that i want*

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weareuniqueandimportant · 3 months

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coquelicoq · 1 year

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[Image description: A laundry room sign with instructions for using the washing machine, first in English and then ostensibly translated into Spanish. Next to the High Efficiency logo is the text "HE (High Efficiency) Concentrated Soap is Recommended" and below that is "Por favor usar un jabon haute efficacité". Below that is a picture of the machine with parts labeled in English and Spanish. /end ID]

it's embarrassing how long i was standing there trying to figure out how to pronounce haute efficacité in spanish before i realized that haute efficacité is, in fact, french

#aka my second language #the language in which i am currently reading aloud every single word in the dictionary #it was actually the é that tipped me off. i was willing to believe that haute was a spanish word (why) but that accent got me #idk why though bc spanish can definitely accent the last vowel #and it was an acute accent aka the accent used in spanish #and there was only one accent in the word (rather than multiple accented letters) which is how accenting works in spanish #so really if i had bought into haute (again why did i buy into haute though) i don't see why the é should have tripped me up #i had already suspended disbelief so far and the é wasn't even that implausible #you guys would have loved to be present to hear me attempt to pronounce haute efficacité as though it was spanish #very comical #signs #my posts #spanish #french

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deadrlngers · 1 year

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feeling weirdly okay with being perceived, might post the full fic of that one prompt tomorrow after i get it polished a lil bit if this mood lasts

#rena.txt #chemicals in my brain are very positive today bc i bought a little treat for myself so that might be the reason #one thing about me is that i'm a scared beast and it takes 200 nice words for me to believe smth but just 1 to kill myself so idk if i'll #actually post it but. i might!! <you can tell already how many conflicting feelings are here skfiskd

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rubberbandballqueen · 6 months

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#the worm speaks #i used one of my dad's envelopes for the paperwork and they had like these strips to peel away for the gum seal #but they weren't very good and i also had to open the one for my state taxes a couple times bc i forgot stuff. like the page w/my signature #and my dad saw me opening them n was like 'huh? you can just open them?' n i was like 'ya'#n he was like 'well that's not very safe.' n i was like 'nope!' n he told me to tape it shut n i was like 'i could wax seal them'#n he didn't believe that i had the supplies for it so he just laughed it off and so i went back to my room n got my wax seal stuff #and usually i do it w/a little candle in the bathroom w/the fan turned on n i strike a little penny match i bought in eighth grade #n i light the candle n do all that in the private of the bathroom but this time i just took it all down to the kitchen n used a stove burne #the first envelope i didn't flatten enough before putting the hot wax on and so it almost dripped off before i could actually seal it #but the second one turned out nice n so then i went over to my parents' room where they were discussing smth or other abt their own returns #and i was like 'look father the envelopes have been sealed' n he was like 'HAAAH? ...aiya...' and my mom was like '幹嗎? 她做甚麼?'#n so my dad just handed her the envelopes n she squinted at the seals n touched them disbelievingly #and then she was like 'how did you do that?!?' n i just showed her my wax sealing spoon n said 'with THIS!' n then my wax pellets #'and this!!' and then pointed in the direction of the kitchen 'and the stove!!!!'#anyway i was going to then also tape the sides like my dad told me to at first but then i couldn't find the tape

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oflights · 1 year

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This World

I would like to write a poem about the world that has in it nothing fancy. But it seems impossible. Whatever the subject, the morning sun glimmers it. The tulip feels the heat and flaps its petals open and becomes a star. The ants bore into the peony bud and there is a dark pinprick well of sweetness. As for the stones on the beach, forget it. Each one could be set in gold. So I tried with my eyes shut, but of course the birds were singing. And the aspen trees were shaking the sweetest music out of their leaves. And that was followed by, guess what, a momentous and beautiful silence as comes to all of us, in little earfuls, if we're not too hurried to hear it. As for spiders, how the dew hangs in their webs even if they say nothing, or seem to say nothing. So fancy is the world, who knows, maybe they sing. So fancy is the world, who knows, maybe the stars sing too, and the ants, and the peonies, and the warm stones, so happy to be where they are, on the beach, instead of being locked up in gold. Mary Oliver

#it's national poetry month!!!#mary oliver #poetry #this world #can't believe i managed three whole days without posting mary #but i love this one #when i title a fic 'maybe the stars sing too'....then u will see #also three days in a row i have attempted to link the collections you can buy these in #from their original press/publisher #and three days in a row the links i've found have been dead #smh #this is from wild geese: selected poems #which i have and bought from the strand like 10 years ago highly recommend #anyway #obligatory #oh mary

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