#candy simon

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Polaroids by Andy Warhol

Candy Darling (1971)

Yves Saint Laurent (1972)

David Hockney (1973)

Russell Means (1976)

Carolina Herrera (1978)

Ric Ocasek (1980)

William S. Burroughs (1980)

Carly Simon (1980)

Tracee Ellis Ross (1981)

Jean-Michel Basquiat (1984)

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You’re So Vain | Carly Simon

I Bet You Think About Me (Taylor’s Version) | Taylor Swift

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Candy -  Cover Girl

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My Robulian loving ass can’t handle the shoulder touch.

[1ddiscourseoftheday]

Thurs 29 April ‘21

Louis followed Elon Musk and we’re all VERY GLAD that it was pretty much for sure just his way of confirming the Tesla theory (see yesterday) because UGGGGHHH HORRIBLE. Louis, NO! But there’s literally just no possible way it can just be fully disconnected from the Tesla theory talk so… yeah. Tesla theory #CONFIRMED, wow- it feels like a million years since we had anything concrete, so that feels pretty nice to be honest. I can’t believe Louis found a loophole where him following a vile creep is actually kind of cool, fucking typical- still, I do hope he unfollows at some point. I get why he did it, following Tesla (the brand) direct would be too on the nose, he never does take a step without that plausible deniability/ SBB-fuckery (except apparently for when he said he wanted a tattoo of the number 369, SIGH, but how could we have been expected to understand that with no context? It simply wasn’t realistic), but still ewww.

Anyway he was online lots yesterday and today (so again no way in hell he missed the Tesla theory and just happened to follow Musk); he also commented on a UA post where they drew attention to the merch company’s announcement that the 369 drop merch would only be available for one day. Not so said Louis, “must have been some wires crossed.” It is limited, but not that limited! 28 days? Through May 28? Who knows but it’s set to ship out May 28, because of course it is. He also liked a post about a new DMAs song and came online to ask how we’re doing. He recced some music-- first a band, Bilk, and he responded to a question asking for female artist recs to suggest singer songwriter Celeste (recently seen in the gucci beloved campaign). He sent love to India, said he was “really happy with the designs” of the new merch, and said that a good name for a puppy was John which absolutely is not true but this man named his dog after a felonious publicist as a weird flex so like why be surprised. If “John” has some kind of interesting secret meaning he’s going to have to give us a LITTLE more than that to go on though! Bilk were psyched by the attention once they figured out what was happening-- “wtf is going on hahaha” they tweeted first (and with good reason; their previous tweets have like 200 mentions, that one has 12k!) Louis liked their tweet saying thanks for the mention.

Gym and Coffee, also overwhelmed by but enjoying the flood of clicks that come with a 1D boost, answered questions with lots of cute pictures of model!Niall pretending to shop and posing with things. Most of the questions were boring but bravo to the person who sent in just the word phenomeNIALL and to whoever posted it, that’s the stuff. I choose to believe it was CEO NIALL HORGAN, who posted it because if you think I’m done talking about Niall’s porn actor alter ego that man, you are sadly mistaken! Just because Louis was distracting doesn’t mean I’m letting this die anytime soon, it is too ridiculous!

Harry is nominated for a Billboard Music Award- Top Radio Songs Artist- and Liam posted about UNICEF’s efforts to vaccinate- “it’s so important we have the opportunity to get vaccinated.” Meanwhile, the Twix twitter (the candy bar) said that Louis and Harry were “a duo as amazing as TWIX duh”, tweeted “larry is real” and defended it in mentions, and chatted with louies about streaming Walls and which merch to buy.

[sexysweetguycandy]

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just remembered i had a coffee coke in the fridge today's gonna be good actually

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Franziska didn’t really get to do Halloween before Miles came to the house, both because she was little and it wasn’t a priority. (Also they’re german so it’s not really a thing for them. VK wouldn’t have celebrated it even when he was in country.) But he asks what she wants to dress up as and her eyes get all big when he explains the holiday and now Miles is taking her out.

She is dressed up like Papa. He couldn’t come so the effect is greatly diminished but she still loudly proclaims that she’s the Best prosecutor when people ask. Puffs out her little chest like ‘guess!’ After a few houses of ???? that’s what she thinks prosecutors dress like? Miles just takes to saying she’s dressed up like her Father. That gets a great deal more cooing.

Miles isn’t dressed up but people keep thinking he is. They get a fair amount of candy before Franziska starts shivering because its COLD. But she wants to keep going!!! More candy Miles!!!! He says Missile is getting cold and they have to turn around, but they’ll hit the houses that look good.

They pour out their bags like Larry, Phoenix and him did last year so they can swap for the stuff they like best. Franziska is four and never had access to this much candy before. She immediately starts stuffing her chubby little baby face with it. He has to slow her down because if she gets sick there is No way they get to do this again.

She spends a Great deal of time every year thinking of matching costumes for them to wear. Miles Objects but is frequently subjected to them anyway. He takes her every year until she’s 9 and declares that she’s too old for trick or treating because she’s an Adult.

He stares at the carefully crafted matching costumes peeking out from where they were stuffed under her bed. Sighs and shakes his head. “I already signed us up for the trick or treating on campus Franziska. It would be unprofessional to back out now.” Which is enough to get her out one last time.

He watches her carefully meter out her candy because she can Only eat x amount in y time so she must carefully ration it out like an Adult especially since she isn’t going anymore- because Again. She is an adult. He sits across from her and lets her ‘trade’ her worst candy neither of them will eat for the best ones at unfair prices and wishes he could tell her you’re not an adult. And you shouldn’t have to pretend to be one. But he knows that’d just make her angry so he just quietly lets her take all the best candy and laments not getting to go again.

[retrocandyart]

Everyone’s favorite boy, Simon

[saskiasabri]

more !! :D book simon = pop rocks the addiction = gummy cola 

[wishuponacrane]

character interactions with my friend’s characters <3

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Here's a crossover art of RWRB and Young Royals where Henry is comforting Wilhelm 🙈

Dedicated to all the writers writing crossover fics 🙈🙈🙈

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Okay, but listen!! I was just cruising through your blog, like one obvs does, and your tags about the candy necklace and having a new drawing idea unlocked!!! Babes, Wille just hooking a finger in that necklace and looking down at Simon and it’s just ugh! You have the talent please make it happen!!! Loves 🥰

this ask made me scream pls 😭 honestly i am always far too ambitious for how little patience i have when it comes to completing a piece. i would LOVE to do that, and i hope if i try i can pull it off. no promises but i might give it a go 👀

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cardigan, Taylor Swift (2020) // Love, Simon, Greg Berlanti (2018) // Black and White, Regina Spektor (2016) // The Notebook, Nick Cassavetes (2004) // Shut Up and Dance, Walk the Moon (2014) //  Portrait de la jeune fille en feu, Céline Sciamma (2019) // Little Bird, Casey (2016) // Moonlight, Barry Jenkins (2016) // Love Again, Dua Lipa (2020) // The Fault in Our Stars, Josh Boone (2014)

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Key Art And Trailer For Hulu’s CANDY Starring Jessica Biel and Melanie Lynskey

Key Art And Trailer For Hulu’s CANDY Starring Jessica Biel and Melanie Lynskey

Hulu has released these official key art and trailer for their new series CANDY which is launching on Hulu Monday May 9th kicking off a five-night event leading up to the finale on Friday May 13th. ABOUT CANDY Candy Montgomery is a 1980 housewife and mother who did everything right—good husband, two kids, nice house, even the careful planning and execution of transgressions—but when the pressure…