#captainorangejacket

[canisalbus]

This made me think of Machete being flattened from cuddling or just generally being a dog that looks like he was squished by a boulder like a cartoon

Also I am constantly in tears over Vasco and Machete

[txttletale]

For the spotify thing, how about number 30?

Hand me a torch, why not? Let's get some kicks in while the flame's still hot. They'll do what they were gonna do anyway but Carthage may rise again one day.

god i cant believe that this album is three years old. thats so fucked up. genuinely means so much to me like whenever i listen to this album i get all in my feelings about socialism and latin america and imperialism. its so good. honourable mention to "Let he who's without sin throw the first one, like you said / let anyone else throw the second, as long as it connects with your head."

[7ndipity]

Having to stand up in the morning with yoongi but not wanting to. cuddling and trying to stay in bed as long as possible instead

Five More Minutes

Yoongi x Reader

Warnings: swearing, not proofread

A/N: Thanks so much for this request! We love love love soft Yoongi blurbs!

Masterlist

Requests are open

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There was a specific kind of peace that came with waking up in Yoongi’s bed. The muted November light peaking through the curtains as you slowly became aware of your surroundings, the comforting weight of his arm draped over your waist, his breath teasing against your skin as he slept on, face tucked into the juncture of your neck and shoulder.

Every little detail about the situation could be summed up into one word in your mind: Home.

The tranquility of the moment, however, was abruptly shattered as the alarm on your phone went off.

“Motherfucker.” You cursed, fumbling as you reached over to silence the device.

“Language.” Yoongi mumbled sleepily behind you.

“Seriously?” You looked over your shoulder at him, raising a brow. “You of all people? Are you aware of how much you swear?”

“Exactly, it’s my thing,” He said, blinking at you. “One of us has to be well behaved.”

“And that’s not you?” You asked.

“Obviously.” He smirked, making you shake your head, biting back a grin.

“You’re unbelievable.” You sighed, trying to slip out from under the covers. However, two arms quickly wrapped themselves around your middle, pulling you back tightly against him.

“Yoongi.” You whined.

“No.” He grumbled, his low and gravely in the morning.

“I have to get ready for work.”

“Five more minutes.” He begged, pressing a kiss to your neck just behind your ear, which he knew was one of your weak spots.

“Fine.” You caved instantly, snuggling back into him, the steady pace of his breathing nearly lulling you back to sleep.

Too soon thoguh, he started to relax his hold on you, and now it was your turn to refuse, rolling over so you could wind your arms around him, resting your head on his chest.

“I thought you needed to get up?” He asked, a smile almost audible in his voice.

“Changed my mind,” You mumbled, hooking a leg over his to further entangle the two of you. “I don’t wanna let you go.”

“What about work?” He asked, not moving himself away from you.

“Don’t care.”

“Your boss might not appreciate that.” He teased.

“They’ll have to find me before they can say anything.” You said, making him let a quiet laugh.

“How about this? Five more minutes, and I’ll drive you to work so you won’t be late.”

“M’kay.” You agreed, eyes already closed again. “You know something? I really love you.”

“I know,” He replied. “I really love you too.”

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[goblininawig]

9 Ppl I'd Like to Get to Know Better

Tagged by @sunshinesdaydream ✨️ Thank you ✨️

Favorite color(s): purple, blue, & green

Last movie/TV show: Barbie and The Good Place

Last song: ambient music for sleeping

Sweet/spicy/savory: I have a pretty big sweet tooth

Relationship status: widowed

Last thing I googled: usps tracking

Current obsession: mysticism, mythology, storytelling, tarot/oracle cards, Red Dwarf audio books

No pressure tags @tryan-a-bex @iiep-wop @two-hands-toward-the-sun @captainorangejacket @leafmint-does-a-meow @what--the-helliot @doublesunsets @cinnamon-phrog @mystrothedefender

[canisalbus]

Oh and if that has been asked a bunch of times or already answered, dog pictures as payment

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[canisalbus]

You may have already answered this, but would chihuahuas and other small dog breeds also be tiny compared to larger dog breeds? Or is it more of a nutrition access/wealth means people are taller like in reality?

Their height and body type varies but it's all within normal human range. A person with strong borzoi influence would be more likely to be tall and leggy compared to someone who resembles a chihuahua, but the difference isn't that significant. They're all individuals with varying combinations of nature and nurture, so you might also find a petite leonberger or a buff poodle.