Then I hope someone eats me quickly so I don’t suffer.
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it's 5pm and I finally came home from an erratic and very unproductive shopping trip (I literally only got sunscreen, tea, brown eye pencil, boring shampoo) and I still haven't had a "proper" meal today. At least I got to wear my cherry skirt one last time before I'm officially too old.
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Fruits or vegetables?
I like vegetables and fruits a lot
coli flowers are the best
but i hate pota toes.
Making memes like this always makes me giggle
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my girl dinner of "literally just basmati rice and any condiment i thought might be good on it from my fridge" brought to you by the fact that i was out of town for two weeks for christmas and have a colonoscopy on monday and therefore ~haven't been grocery shopping~
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Horror writers will come up with similes you never could have dreamed of. And wouldn't want to.
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tip: carrots are delicious when cooked through and seasoned
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quick poll (metaphorically speaking): do baby carrots almost always taste disappointing, or is that a problem where i live specifically?
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Nope. Definitely not.
It’s a disgrace to cakes. My mom made me try one with raisins in it too when I was a kid, and I wanted to die.
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i cant have kids bc i dont like cookies and theyre going to leave cookies out for santa and im going to have to eat them and i dont want to
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This week's lick mats are pureed apple and carrot, topped with some soft beef treats a friend gave us
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ive been colllecting the oil that drips down from my baked potatoes in a pan so it doesnt fall onto the bottom of my oven and its VERY sticky and hard to clean off the pan and i just realized im wondering if im making like. potato oil
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