#cars hummer

[nat-without-a-g]

I probably shouldn’t find this funny, but as someone who was Terrified of learning to drive, I could never imagine being in TJ’s position. Your first time driving, you are the oldest of your peers, and you EXPLODE THE ENGINE? I would never sit behind the wheel again. There’d be no recovering. Even IF someone manages to force me to take lessons long enough to re-learn and get a license, I’d never want to sit in the driver’s seat again in my life, I’d burn the liscense.

Aaaand I just realized that I think TJ is the only dad we never see drive a vehicle in season 2 so he probably feels the same way I do.

[mensfactory]

NAEV Cyber-Hummer

[thecargays]

Because ‘Murica 🇺🇸

[samuelroukin]

trying to coordinate car sex when one of these guys is huge massive and the other isn't exactly tiny either is.. well it is not realistic unless they're in one of those big ass trucks

[dailycard]

The Sims 4 H2 Hummer project

Hummer project, awhile back a content creator asks me to look in to H2 for the sims 3. A long story short the excise left me with a headache, but later on I came across an old draft hummer project in my files that was never release. So l borrowed a chainsaw and screw it over. Here are the results, Ladies and gentlemen; l am pleased to announce H2 project release for your game VIP.  

The H2 Hummer Limo for Sims 4

[classiccarsincyprus]

Hummer

[sheda-x]

neighborhood cars

[viejospellejos]

Hummer gigante en Dubai

[spirallingstarcases]

ummm peterick but make it a little less sixteen candles. for the art requests. also stay hydrated hope it cools off where you are <3

something about vampires and biting really just. makes me hrnrbrbrhhhh. also this ask gave me an excuse to use this ref that i’ve been saving for months

[rayvvision]

[ss396chevelle1968]

GMC Hummer

[thefalloutwiki]

Fallout Tactics: Hummer

Pictured: A Brotherhood of Steel Hummer, as seen in Fallout Tactics.

According to the old official website, the design is loosely based on the M1025 Hummer built by AM General.

The Hummer is also seen driving into the ruins of Chicago in the game's intro. You can check out the page for the Hummer here:

https://fallout.wiki/wiki/Hummer

[thecargays]

What GM car of the late 20th century brandished a Pininfarina badge on it’s quarter panels?

I’ll reblog with 1 hint before sharing the answer, that is, unless someone gets it right beforehand!

[calcichel]

Okay, how do you date a Hummer? I've got my own idea but I wanna hear yours first-

I wanna hear yours! I'm out of ideas.

Oh really? I just think.. it makes me think of American muscle. I just think a Hummer.. to me, it's like a batting cage, burgers, and beer. It's the B's. It's gotta be something where you show off some of the more traditional components of masculinity, through hand-eye coordination and the desire to eat-

That's a fun idea for a date.

Yeah, you know, I'm trying to impress here.

Yeah, that's lovely.

So you go to the batting cage first, and then afterwards, you say whoever - I don't know if they've got strike-outs or home runs or whatever, but you compete and then you go, whoever loses has to buy the dinner. And then you go out and you get burgers and beer, and-

Aw, I love that.

Actually this is all happening near a promenade. And then you take the Hummer down the end of the Santa Monica pier. And you sit at the end of the pier and you watch the sunset.

Well, it's a bit of a to-do because you can't three-point-turn, because it's too narrow. So you've got to reverse all the way. And it's sort of embarrassing, and the Hummer's like,

"Oh, I should be able to turn round, but I can't-"

And you're like,

"It's okay. It's okay. It's okay!"

"No, I really wish I could-"

"It's okay, it's okay."

"I know you've probably been out with some mopeds, and they can turn around-"

"No no no, look, I'm out with you. It's okay. It's okay."

"No, I should just drive myself into the.."

"Don't drive yourself into the ocean! Don't talk about yourself like that!"

Your date's gone horribly.

"We've had a great date!"

"Yeah."

"It's okay, it's just reverse.."

So it starts reversing. But-

I'm never asking you for first-date advice again.

There's people on the pier-

That one ended in potential suicide, man, that's crazy stuff.

Nah, nah, it's not ending in suicide. Let me finish the date.

There's people on the pier. And the Hummer's built it up so much, and you say, "Tell you what, I'll race you back to land."

And then - foop! - it runs someone over.

...

The police show up. "What happened here?"

"I don't know, officer."

Now you're an accessory to a crime. Accessory to manslaughter. Can you be that?

Sure.

Yeah?

Why not? I've been watching six seasons of Better Call Saul. I feel qualified to throw in on this. I say yes.

It started well, my date. I just wish… I wish the Hummer hadn't gotten so in its head about the pier. That's on me. We could have just gone on the sand.

I don't think you should take responsibility for that.

You only get one shot with a Hummer.

Everyone's an adult, man. You do what you can, but ultimately, you're not in charge of someone else's happiness. Especially on a first date. It's kind of a toxic way to enter a relationship.

Yeah, I know. I know! I know, I know, it's just we… we had a good time.

[classiccarsincyprus]

Hummer

[goddessdiana49]

New ride💛