#cartrages

[calicos-stimboards]

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[da-riya]

I love how buckshot roulette is just those russian roulette games but with a shotgun, and that's actually a really impactful difference

[the-eldritch-it-gay]

i slightly share a bathroom with my brother, by which i mean its the bathroom next to my bedroom so i essentially only brush my teeth (and wash my face at night) in there and that's it. and he leaves the place a mess and I've raised the issue, especially with him shaving and leaving hair covering the sink and counter and floor etc. and he's claiming that actually its my hair?? which i literally do not shave in that bathroom, I shave in a bathroom i share with my sister. and claiming its ME who doesn't clean up after shaving?? I fucking wipe down the entire counter and sink whenever I shave because I spent college in a dorm room that was supposed to be just women and was so terrified that they would complain or report if they saw me with facial hair or any evidence that i shave my face. i literally leave no trace of my shaving and also, I shave every few days with a cartrage razor, so how would i theoretically be leaving 1/4+ inch long hairs. which are also light brown, when my facial hair and hair in general is such a dark brown its nearly black. my brother is also complaining that i leave things out and like???? you mean the electric tooth brush and bottle of toothpaste neatly put to one corner of the counter???? or the neat caddy i have in the corner where I place all my things to keep them out of the way??? genuinely fucking angry.

[awfullyqueerwriter]

do you enjoy pokemon? if so, what is your favorite pokemon. if not, make up something that could be a pokemon

I do enjoy Pokemon, though I am not even really a fan. I've not even finished a game, though I own two for the switch, and I'm not sure what my favorite is- but I love any that is no thoughts head empty, so I'm a big fan of wooloo- and this whale one, but a few minutes of searching couldn't find the name, and I'm too lazy to find my cartrage for this :)

[furiousofpanda]

Concept: Some person in the slendermansion who is (maybe secretly) a collector of haunted games/all the videogame pastas, and the only one to not be directly linked to the cartrage being BEN?

I still need to reread all old game based pastas so Idk if this idea works or not. Something about it just seems silly to me

[creppersfunpalooza]

"Now to reveal the votes." *Noises of a printer* "I- You could have literally generated anything-" "Replace ink cartridge??" "That won't be necassary"

"Microphone! Did you take my ink cartridge? >:("

give back the ink cartrage

[opossumbard]

The funniest thing to me is how when the Switch first came out, and people heard about them making the cartrages taste bad to STOP people/pets from putting it in their mouth, and the first thing a lot of us did (me included) was fucking lick one to test if it was true.

[alan-p-49]

we need to stop using "drunk" for when we're talking about intocicated people because it makes more sense to use the words "sane" and "insane" like i know when im insane and it is when the world is spinning, i can't speak shit bc my speech is so slurred and i make weird tarrot readings

bro what happenes if i get really stoned? am i gonna do better tarot readings with weed? i guess it depends if its indica (which i tired) or sativa (my friend wanted me to try but she mixed up the vape cartrages)

again. i need to do weed. i need to get that fernway shit and hopefully i can buy them in one of the two local weed shops in my area with my credit card cus ya boy has no job

fernway bc i could get weed without my mom knowing i did weed. i mean i think she would anyways but she won't smell it at least

also, black sage, when used for smudging, smells like weed??? idk man it doesn't smell like weed to me but that might be because the only weed smells i know is skunk and one that smells like oranges and pine (which i wanna smoke so badly)

[official-hatsunemiku]

if its gonna be a creepypasta can we start it with the "bought a strange cartrage for my NES" and it just boots up tumblr.com on the NES

YES. ABSOLUTELY. GOD TIER. creepypasta voice One day, I was walking home from school in my Croc-Air Nike crossover shoes. (btw those dont exist to my knowleedge. wish they did though). I walked by this old suspicious man with some epic radical shoelaces and I thoguht he was really creepy but I complimented his shoelaces. He then laughed mysteriously and suspiciously and gave me a weird cartrage for my NES. the label was too faded to read but when I got home and booted it up....

it showed...

...tumblr.com?!??!??!?!?!!?!

[detroitammoco]

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[lamina-tsrif]

m so distraught i miss my pokemon!!!!!! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[an-army-of-nightmares]

Do you play any video games? c:

Skyrim mostly!

[stinky-twinky]

i just got a god damn nintendo mother fuckin switch so yall are like never gonna see me again im so sorry

[belphieslilcow]

Why...

[dooodle-bug]

Handaconda Creepypasta Because you asked for it.

smh smh I can’t believe yall really just did the 69 note thing- THANK YOU- but I- /lhlhlh. Still mad I missed the event. Anyways take this and go. 

I hooked up my Nintento Switch to my tv and inserted my brand new Paper Mario: The Origami King cartrage. I had recently bought it at a garage sale that my family went to a few weeks ago. I really wanted it because I heard it was a good game and I couldn’t have bought it at retail price. I felt like there was something off about the packaging, but I couldn’t care less because i got what I wanted.

Now that school was over I decided to finally test the game out. Putting it in and turning on the thing and taking out my controllers revealed to be the beginning main title screen of Origami King! It first started with Olivia doing the folding thing and the view of the castle and game logo shown. But something felt off. The music and sound effects sounded a bit strange and the colors were less bright. I passed it off as a glitch and continued playing.

The game played normally, mario went to peaches castle with luigi and the place was empty. The entire prologue of the game felt pretty normal, nothing strange or unusual at all. Then when Olly threw me out of the castle and started the true gameplay, something felt off.

 There were a few glitches mario getting stuck on stuff and being hard to control and olivia saying some weird messages mixed in with ther normal dialouge like “come”, “help”, and “us”. It was very weird, but I just thought it was some sort of localization mix up or the game getting beat up from being previously owned by someone.

Now that I think of it, when I went to pay for  the game, the guy at the table seemed concerned when I handed him the game. He said “You;re gettting that game?!” after I handed him the money, which was strange, but he was probably just a pmtok hater.

Anyways I played for what felt like huurs,  getting past the red streamer really fast (who’s boss had a orange pencil for some reasone even thoght I tought there wasn’t supposed to be)

But the weird thing was: as the game went on, it got glitier and glitier, mario being almost impossible to control, olivia saying weird and mixed up things, the battles were almost impossible, it was really weird. But I kept playing because I REALLY wanted to see the ending I loved the game so much.

Eventually, at 3 am, I managed to get past the sumo boss bros and into bowser’s castle. I know I was supposed to go to bed, but I really wanted to finish the game and know what happenes. 

For some reason my health increased to 666 hp even though before it was only 200. Oh well having a health boost was good.

The castle was messed up. Paper scrapes of paper folk were eveerywhere and sprinkled around, there were these big and creepy paper cutout dolls that moved around the rooms that i had to avoid because otherwise I would get a game over and my game would crash.

At last, I made my way to the hallway where I should be expecting the next boss: Handaconda. But it wasn’t there. Everything went quiet and scary, I didn’t know what do do. Suddenly, the handaconda popped out of nowhere and grabbed me! The boss battle started and I wasn’t ready. 

I tried to attack it, but nothing seemed to work. The game was acting super glitchy as I could barly use any attacks or move around. Then, the handaconda made its move. its flat, twisted and snake-like body raised it’s middle finger and flipped mario off, comeing out of the screen and flipping me off too. Then I died instantly

The end?

[cabblebabble]

oooo you wanna buy mad rat dead soo bad oooooooo *wiggles the game cartrage in front of your face*