#cassiopeiagarcia

[aliceinborderlandteatime]

In this edition, we will talk about the next few things:

@game-of-clubs has been seen wearing pants

@shiiibukiii , @an-from-forensics , @mira-hearts-queen have committed a murder together.

@biggunsaguni @niragi-of-bitches @herculesgarcia @boss-of-the-beach and @somatheking are doing Magic Mike sexy shows.

@cassiopeiagarcia broke@somatheking's heart

Is @hinataxsunshine scared of guns?

[somatheking]

[from @cassiopeiagarcia]

Fuck, Marry Kiss: @cassiopeiagarcia @cassiopeiagarcia @cassiopeiagarcia

Oh, this is hard, let's see!

Fuck: @herculesgarcia

Marry: @yuzuhastrength

Kiss: @daikichixkarube

Kill: @cheshire-shuntaro

Hotel: @trivago

Thanks for the ask, Cass!

[j-ofspades]

[from @cassiopeiagarcia]

You and I singing in the car on our way to a game.

[credits to Sleep Token Memes on Instagram ✨]

Cass...

What a pair we make. We certainly appear joyous, do we not? Exhilarated, even though there is the possibility of not coming back... not that I would let that happen. Let it not be said that we don't sing for the laughter, and sing for the tear

-V

[troubledcurses]

[from @cassiopeiagarcia]

How much is exactly a little bit of Spanish? Es decir, ¿si te hablo así me entiendes o simplemente sabes pedir una cerveza y that's all, amigos?

“Sé lo suficiente para .. para arreglármelas y charlar — I think? Gods it’s been so long since I’ve actually had to use it .. sorry about that. Not many people speak Spanish to me.

But If that’s what you’d prefer, then by all means, go ahead yeah? I’ll try my best.. even if it takes me a moment to process.”

[boss-of-the-beach]

[from @cassiopeiagarcia]

Found a gun!!!!!!!!

-Cass

…

The only sociopaths allowed to have guns are the militants, did you sleep with one of them to get it?

Hey, Big Gorilla Man @biggunsaguni didn’t I tell you to watch your kids?

[heartsmajestymira]

[from @cassiopeiagarcia]

Hi, Mira!

How are you? Hm... This might be a bit of a weird question but. If I sneak into the next executive meeting, can you vouch for me that I was invited? I just want to demand some privileges I think I deserve very, very much.

I can definitely do or get something for you in return.

Hello Cassiopeia~

Oh, I think I've heard you detest being called by your full name, don't you? My apologies. But it's just so beautiful how it rolls off the tongue...Cass-i-o-pe-ia.

Ah, aren't you a little mouse! What privileges do you think you deserve, mm? I'm in Hatter's ear, I can make all of your desires come true. Perhaps even...being able to leave here with someone you love?

I have everything I could ever need and more, darling. Although...it would be nice to have my kindness be repaid someday, wouldn't it?

xoxo Mira

[cassiopeiagarcia]

(moodboard of Cass as the White Queen/Mad Hatter, inspired by this post from @astuteknaves and the event hosted by @all-mad-hare ♡)

[hinataxsunshine]

[from @cassiopeiagarcia]

¡Hola Hinataaaaaaaa!

Soma and I adopted a fish together, his name is Mario Magdaleno, want to come meet him later today!?!?!??

Oh my gods, you guys adopted a fish?!?!?! I absolutely love him!!! Yes. Yes I would love to meet him!!!!!!

That is such a cute name, I love it

I have also adopted a child, and become a single father atm 💪 though sometimes I think he likes fate more than me :((

His name is Shiya because I thought it was hilarious and well.. you know it kind of does look like him. Don’t tell Chishiya though.

[jackofspad3s]

[from @cassiopeiagarcia]

¡Holaaaaaa!

I know you've already talked to Andro, but. I want to introduce myself. I'm Cass, the Beach's goblin according to Hatter. If I get you a date with either my brother or my sister (luckily for you I have both!), can you teach me to use that big gun of yours? Por fi, por fi?

and of course, i wouldn't steal it afterwards to inflict fear in others, me??????? no

❝ damn girl, you speak as fast as a machine gun. slower, slower, i'm beggin' ya!

didn't hear hatter calling anyone goblin and aguni didn't tell me to be extra watchful about you either, so for me - we're good.

cass, nice name. short for cassie? cassidy? by the way, you can call me prometheus.

i'm not interested in dates - don't cause any trouble on my shifts and maybe i'll let you play with my rifle. deal? ❞ — j♠

[cheshire-shuntaro]

[from @cassiopeiagarcia]

🍺 are you doing a porno version of Shrek?

Send 🍺+ a question and my muse will answer drunk!

This question earned a hazy glance from Chishiya, who narrowed his eyes, eagerly trying to answer the question but his tongue tangled in his mouth after battling with it for a second, he sighed and began anew.

"No, I am just simply ekhspreshing myself artishtically." Chishiya answered.

[andromedagarcia]

wrote a little something for the wonderland AU, featuring the three siblings and @hinataxsunshine and @airi-of-hearts ♡ hope you guys like it!

A curious friendship, that between a rabbit, a mouse, and a serpent.

The sun was setting, the sky looked wounded, the crimson color of spilled blood, like that which covered the white roses blossoming in the Red Queen's garden, yellow clouds like gold spreading on the horizon, as if a painter (Cass, maybe? But she had buried her tools for art with Soma's body. Her words being there's no point in creating anything when all love has died, Andro, you know all my creations come from the heart) had drawn them with their brush.

'So what you are saying is that...'

Andro's voice was interrupted by her younger sister, who started laughing out of nowhere. First, it was nothing but a chuckle, prolonged in time. Then, it was as if someone had just told her the best joke she had ever heard in her entire life. She held her belly with both hands, bent over, tears streaming down her face. Had she stopped crying, since he had died? Would she stop crying? The Mad Hatter was becoming madder every single day.

With a flick of her black wings she signaled Hércules to do something. The soldier obeyed, not only because she was his Commander, but also because she was the oldest of the siblings, the one that had raised them all. The reason why they were in this mess? Could she have avoided it? Doubts plagued her mind and spread like a cancer, but they were not of any help, so she set them apart.

'You want to join our flanks.' The air heavy with lavender, the King of Hearts' favorite flower. What once had been a shiny, lustrous, green garden, in which hedges were shaped into a million different animals, both big and small, fountains threw up glistening water into the air and a hundred types of flowers grew, now was an unkempt mess, one that Andrómeda did not recognize as home.

Her dark, snake-like eyes focused on the people in front of her. A white rabbit and a mouse. Her natural prey. She didn't wait for an answer, a long, sharpened claw leaving an ugly mark on the wood of the table she had, until then, been sitting behind. Now she stood up, circling it, as she liked her lips with a long, forked tongue.

'Wine?' She offered, while she considered their words. 'It's not poisoned, don't worry about that.' She made sure to add, because while Mira may have used those tactics, that was not the White Qu... Mad Hatter's style.

'I will.' Hércules quickly said, leaving his now weeping sister pulling her own curls, rocking back and forth, whispering he's coming, he's coming, he's coming and she'll come and kill us all and she'll come and cut our heads off and the first time nothing will happen, nor the second, nor the third, only I will faint and then on the fourth he will forget his name, was it the fourth, was it the fifth? A fifth one, a sixth one, a seventh one, an eighth one... He'll die then, I'll die with him, The White Queen will die and the Mad Hatter will be born, she'll be born in Bethlehem like the Sphynx of the Second Coming, she's here to stay, the Mad Hatter... But I'm wearing a veil, shouldn't I be the Mad Veil-er? Oh, no, I do wear a hat too, don't I?

Andro resisted the urge to grimace, or to yell at her brother. He would probably be drunkest person in the room in about an hour, making a fool of himself, consuming alcohol being his way of dealing with this whole mess. She was, however, tired of playing his mother. She walked back to Cass, who was sitting under a withering tree, with a white stained dress that reeked of death and looked the part, as well, the veil over her face, not dark enough to keep her from seeing her little sister's features.

'You're wearing a hat too, Cass. It's fine. No Sphynx is coming.'

'No, I'm the Sphynx. I only bring death and pain and death and pain and other things that start with d such as... death, and pain, and despair and doom, tears? DECEASE, DISSOLUTION, DEMISE, DESTRUCTION.' Her voice grew louder and louder, until Andro crouched by her side and placed a calming hand on her shoulder, silencing her instantly. She raised her head, big, bewitching, beautiful brown eyes looking at her, filled with tears. 'He's dead, isn't he?'

'He is.'

Bawling. Lamenting. Mourning. Sobbing.

The cycle starting, once again. How long now, until she forgot?

The Jabberwock stood up, stretching her menacing wings, looking at both rabbit and mouse and promising herself she wouldn't eat them, no matter what her instincts told her. Because she needed their help.

'Just tell me there's a possibility of bringing her back.'

[aliceinborderlandteatime]

In this edition, we will talk about the next few things:

Is @cassiopeiagarcia cheating on @somatheking with @niragi-of-bitches?

@shiiibukiii is accepting dating invitations. Everyone who needs a date can order her

@spadesking1 turns out to be a hot guy

A Secret affair between @mister-sane and @daikichixkarube? both of them picked to marry each other in a game of Fuck Marry Kill

@niragixpsych and @your-sweet-cookie are a real thing, very deeply in love. an upcoming marriage soon?

[somatheking]

Fuck Marry Kiss: @herculesgarcia @cassiopeiagarcia @andromedagarcia

Oh, easy:

Fuck: @herculesgarcia

Marry: @cassiopeiagarcia

Kiss: @andromedagarcia after checking for any hidden weapons she might have

[j-ofspades]

[from @cassiopeiagarcia]

Oh! Someone new. Hi! As the Beach's resident artist (there are a few of them but let's focus on me) I feel like I should tell you that you shouldn't paint your entire body black every single day because you will get dermat... actually, with a body like that, who cares? May I volunteer to paint you next time!?

An artist you say... a kindred spirit.

I appreciate your concern for my health, as well as your most generous offer. I wouldn't dream of troubling you and distracting you from your artistic endeavors. It would be a shame if you got all covered in black paint just because you helped me. A stain upon such a rare canvas...

But if I may be so bold, could you show me your work?

[prosopagn0sis-a]

[from @cassiopeiagarcia]

[ 📲 sms: ]  you were in my dreams last night. wanna hear?

flirty text messages.

[ msg » baddest bitch ] i love when people talk about me [ msg » baddest bitch ] tell me all about that dream!

[boss-of-the-beach]

[from @cassiopeiagarcia]

Have some song lyrics that remind me of you, Hatter!

Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?

(affectionately)

Really, Hatter Hater? 😒

Here’s some lyrics for you:

You won't ever bring me down (hater, hater, hater, hater, hater goblin, goblin, goblin, goblin, goblin)

—Hatter 😎