#catboy ed is real

[serious-goose]

stede when people ask about the bell around ed's neck

[irradiatedwarlock]

So, let's assume the cat bell stays on during sex. What if Stede and Ed become classically conditioned so that the previously neutral stimulus (cat bell) eventually elicits a conditioned "RESPONSE"? 🤔

[piratecaptainscaptainpirates]

1k request: Stede has his own version of a merman dream. But. Ed's a catboy instead.

You are an absolute genius. This possessed me mind body and soul. Absolutely inspired.

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Stede Bonnet was dying, probably.

The world was hot and strange, and their bedroom felt weird and empty. His head felt swimmy. The last thing he really remembered was Ed trying to feed him some soup and looking terrified when he couldn’t finish more than a few spoonfuls, and he remembered wanting to fight the entire world for making Ed look so scared.

He remembered Ed putting a wet cloth on his forehead, and it had felt like heaven, and he remembered Ed whispering that he was just burning up, begging please don’t leave me - he wasn’t sure he’d been meant to hear that part.

And now the world was dark and hot and strange. He registered being in his bed, but it was lonely, and he tried to focus on breathing. He didn’t want to go, he wanted to hang on, but it was so hard. He wanted to rally his strength, find the will to choose to live, but he was so fucking tired.

He felt the world start to slip, bleeding away at the edges-

“Stede?”

Stede gasped as he opened his eyes. He was used to the sight of Ed in bed with him becoming the new most beautiful thing he’d ever seen every morning, but this was on a whole new level.

The Ed that crawled into bed with him had big, adorable, soft-looking gray kitty ears, and a long, fluffy tail that curled up into a curious hook, and his movements jingled with the bell on his collar. Stede’s heart absolutely melted at his big, adorable eyes, and the way his ears were slightly folded back with concern.

“You can’t leave me,” Ed pouted, curling up into Stede’s side, fingers starting to knead nervous biscuits into Stede’s chest. “I love you, I need you! I’d be so sad without you!”

Stede reached out to touch his adorable, soft ears, and Ed headbutted his hand, leaning into the contact with a cute little mrrp?

“Please don’t go,” Ed said, leaning forward to nuzzle his cheek cutely against Stede’s shoulder, the bell on his collar jangling. “You promised you’d never leave me again.”

Stede had promised him that. It would be an absolute dick move, to abandon his boyfriend when they’d only been living together for a couple months. Stede Bonnet, taken out by a little head cold? Ha! If his throat wasn’t so sore, he’d laugh at the thought.

“Please come back to me.” Ed pressed his nose under Stede’s jaw, purring softly, an adorable little noise. His fluffy tail thrashed anxiously over the covers. “We’ll keep each other safe. We promised each other, didn't we? I want to be with you for the rest of my life. I can’t lose you.”

Stede took a deep, rallying breath, and he tried to sit up. All he really managed was a groan in the back of his throat and a twitch of his hand.

“Yes!” Ed’s ears pricked forward with excitement, his eyes getting somehow even bigger and more adorable. “You can do it, babe, c’mon! Fight it! You’ve got this!”

Stede thought he might be able to manage a word. “Ed,” he groaned.

“That’s it!” Ed wiggled happily, pushing his head against Stede’s shoulder before doing this sort of adorable stretch onto his back, his shirt riding up to show off his adorable, soft tummy. As usual, the sight made Stede want to brush his fingers adoringly through his happy trail, bite gently at the soft skin there to make Ed squirm and giggle…

He couldn’t be finished. He wasn’t going to die before burying his face in Ed’s tummy one last time.

With a prodigious effort, Stede opened his eyes.

That was a little strange. He’d thought his eyes were already open, but when he opened them again, the cat-Ed in his lap was gone, and their bedroom felt more real than it had just a few moments ago. He could feel the soft quilt under his fingers, and as he sat up, the cloth that had been placed on his forehead, which had long since stopped being so pleasantly cool against his skin, kind of flopped down into his eyes.

And…there. Stede’s entire body relaxed when he realized Ed was still with him, asleep in a chair at his bedside. He’d fallen over so his head was resting on Stede’s thigh, his soft snores like a cute little purr.

Stede reached down to pet Ed’s hair. “Ed?”

“Mm - Stede?” Ed rubbed at his eyes with his knuckles as he sat up, starting to smile at him automatically before the realization hit. Shit - Stede! How do you feel?”

Stede let Ed press the back of his hand to his forehead. “Pretty great, actually.”

“Oh, thank fuck,” Ed groaned in relief, climbing into bed next to him so he could hold his face and pepper his cheeks with kisses until Stede was laughing. “You were so warm, and I couldn’t get your fever down, and I didn’t know what to do-”

“It’s alright.” Stede held Ed’s hand to his chest, letting him feel the steady beat of his heart. “You saved my life, I think.”

Ed raised an eyebrow. “Yeah?”

“Yeah.” Stede sighed in fond reminiscence. “I was thinking about how I felt like absolute shit, and then you just appeared to me.”

“Woah,” Ed breathed. “Like a mermaid? What color were my scales?”

“More like a cat,” Stede said, scritching at Ed’s beard, smirking at the way Ed’s eyes fluttered shut and he leaned into it. Still very catlike, really. “You were so cute. You had these big soft ears, and a cute fluffy tail, and I knew why I had to stay alive.”

Ed humored him. “Why’s that?”

“So I could do this.” Stede lunged forward, gently pushing Ed over so he could press his face into his soft, adorable tummy. Oh, yeah. The world felt right again.

Ed snorted, wrapping his arms around Stede to hold him close. “Never change, Stede.”

[edwardteachswombtattoo]

CATBOY ED REAL

[local-hyena-reblogs]

My thoughts of ofmd s2 :

The ship atmosphere at the beginning felt too much like my old house and I'm kinda glad I got kicked out. In that situation I was Fang and my brother was kinda like Jim. Or the other way around, when needed. I wish i still had a brother.

Also, my opinion on Izzy has radically CHANGED like in s1 I tought he was a little bastard and hated his guts, now I feel so much kitty for this poor little wet cat of a man man. Izzy stans you win. I have joined you.

LUCIUS MAH BOYYYY I KNEW YOU WERE ALIVE AHDHDKDKDK no but seriously hus first line literally being "Yes Queen" is peak Lucius. Poor child is traumatized.

PIRATE QUEEN. Is Queen. What else is there to say ? Also, she asks the real question "girl, how are you ?".

Frenchie got CAT CLAWS. The former cat hater now turned into a catboy. Kinda like me with Izzy lol. Also, peak coping mechanism, bottle it all up.

Fang, I feel ya. Relatable. I wanna hug you.

Archie, new gal. Looks cool ! I kinda see à thing where Jim and Olu will kinda go their own way, like Jim with Archie and Olu possibly with the Queen ? I wonder how's it gonna end, cuz Jim and Olu are one of my faves pairing so... yeah, kinda clouds my judgment for now.

And the rest of the crewww !! The Swede got married, good for him.

I think the whole thing with Ed and Stede was a bit over-the-top, but hey, that's good. Also merman Stede. Unexpected. Go David Go follow your dreams funni man.

I have NO expectations or predictions for what's about to come. Best way to not being disappointed lmao

[splitting-infinities]

season 2 ep 5: catboy ed real?

[cutexaddiction]

☆ intro!! ☆

autistic catboy with a laundry list of problematic kinks, im genderfluid but mostly use this blog when im feeling a lot more masculine, so men dni blogs please dont follow <3 both asks and dms are welcome, however please note that i am in a closed relationship so uninterested in sexting in dms

im a sub-leaning switch who tends toward heavier/taboo kinks and isnt great with using content warnings so consider this as a blanket warning for mentions of sexualised rape, incest, violence, gore, grooming, manipulation, stalking, (forced) body modification, and all those other fun things

Please do not interact if your blog:

is run by a minor

posts any kind of ed/sh content

posts real gore

posts any kind of food related kink, incl feederism and emeto

is focused around ageplay, parent-child incest/fauxcest, ddlg/lb, or mdlb/lg (i may refer to my boyfriend as mommy on this blog, though, if that makes anybody uncomfortable)

Organisational tags:

#kitty meows ~ my original posts

#subby thoughts ~ sub-pov posts

#not so subby thoughts ~ dom-pov posts

(more added as applicable <3)

kink list below the read more!!

hard limits:

scat, watersports, and vomit

misogyny

misgendering

pregnancy

breathplay

some of my favourite kinks currently:

kidnapping & stalking

any kind of CNC but especially drugging and forced alcohol consumption

petplay!!

praise

sadism & masochism

big brother/little brother incest/fauxcest

humiliation & degradation

[quotes-of-dreamland]

Okay, here is a Kirby ask for the mods.

Have any of you 100%ed a Kirby game?

Mod Taranza: No. No real point in it, and I cant survive True Arena anywhere to save my life. Everything is already spoiled to death anyways.

Mod Susie: I am going to 100% RTDL if it kills me. I need to hear all the catboy’s words of wisdom

Mod Galacta: I haven’t yet but I want to try and complete Star Allies if I can, it seems very difficult but that’s the point of 100%ing a game I suppose!

Mod Gooey: I haven’t 100%-ed any of the games yet, not technically, but I do wish to 100% them one day... Maybe that could be my New Year’s resolution, haha! Very close to 100%-ing DL3, though...

Bandana Moddle Dee: Lets see here...

Star Allies, Squeak Squad, and RtDL’s main mode (stuck on Magolor in expert mode but apart from that im 100%) are all I’ve 100%ed

[cryptidize]

I SEND ASKS THROUGH ANON BECAUSE MY MAIN ACCOUNT, AS YOU WOULD CALL, IS C R I N G E -sweetmugs

DUDE have u seen my acct....... i draw neon n catboys........... cringe isn't Real anymore, we ki//ed it n ur interests are valid

[qalma-e-azadi]

Them : catboy Ed sheeran isn’t real he can’t hurt you

Catboy Ed Sheeran :