#caught someone being a dumb son of a fuck in the reblogs

[radical-rapscallion]

ok well i can't find my old post so i'll make a new one

if i catch one more person using he/him or she/her for kris i will boil you so help me god

[luckyasfuck]

maybe i just wanna be yours [k. bakugou]

A CAMBOY AU SERIES - PARTS 1, 2, [3], 4, 5

pairing // katsuki x female reader

tw // cussing, smut

warnings for this part // (kinda?) mutual masturbation

theme // enemies to lovers au, camboy!katsu au, college student!katsu and reader au, no quirk au

keys // y/n, l/n, h/c

words // 1.8k

a/n // pt. 4 will be written at 100 likes and posted at 5-10 reblogs :). i’m glad ya’ll are enjoying it, send criticism and/or ideas in my inbox.

previous part I masterlist

y/n’s head was no longer cloudy.

it scared her at first,  her twitter username and bio must have gave it all away. part of her hoped that katsuki wouldn’t notice the notification, and if he did, well she hopes he’d be too dumb or oblivious to know it was her. but of course, bakugou fucking katsuki wasn’t like that. y/n would know, especially when she woke up him following her back.

fucking son of a bitch.

it was very obvious that it was katsuki. from his voice during lives to his demeanor with his posts: reserved. it was a bitch to think about, no matter what y/n did it was all that occupied her mind. she was aware of the comments she had left on his last live, her other hand too busy pumping her fingers in and out of her pussy to make more than two. that’s what bothered her. not only did she get off to her rival of all people, she did it twice. twice!

she thought about it the whole morning as she reached UA. a person came from behind and bumped her shoulder, rushing to the group of people crowding the main gate. y/n knotted her eyebrows, her mind was too all over the place to know what they could have been fussing about.

the crowd completely blocked the gate and she sighed, opting to take another route until someone grabbed her arm. thinking it was a teacher or a student, she turned around with a smile.

what the fuck.

katsuki stood there gripping her arm and her heart dropped. she yanks his hand away and glared at him, goddamn if looks could kill katsuki would’ve made it to heaven right about now. she stared at him with so much intensity, it almost looked like she was gonna go crazy over the fact that he stopped her, let alone even touch her.

fuck, that’s hot. katsuki gulped and mentally slapped himself after the thought. “don’t let the teachers see you-” he whispered, looking around. y/n sighed, “too late.” she looked behind him where their Biology professor stood with a smile.

“good morning, kids! i’m glad i found you two together, which is um... quite new, don’t you think?” the old woman greeted. katsuki rolled his eyes before facing her, standing beside y/n.

the h/c-haired girl didn’t like being near him at all, he had this weird aura and she didn’t know what his intentions were at all. and him approaching her for the first time without being forced by a professor after the shenanigans of last night? way too timed to be a coincidence, though she wishes it was. 

“if you don’t know yet, our school’s competing with others schools with this little competition our school made.” the old woman got straight to the point. “the competition is that weekly for this month, a duo would take a quiz on a specific subject together. the subject changes every week and the questions get harder and harder! the 5 duos with the lowest scores are eliminated. it’s said on the board right there!” she pointed to where the students crowded.

“um, okay...? why are you telling us this then?” y/n questioned, adjusting her grip on her bag as the professor smiled again whilst katsuki breathed out a loud sigh. 

“i want you both to be the duo that represents our school!”

“miss-” katsuki started, but got cut off. “don’t you think we’re the worst duo for this? i mean,” y/n laughed sarcastically. “you know we hate each other, everyone fucking knows tha-”

“language, miss l/n.” the professor’s sternly scolded and y/n flinches a bit at the change of mood. “yes, ma’am.” the younger girl looked down on her shoes. “i think it’s a good opportunity for the two of you,” the old woman pointed to the two students. “to get along. you two are really gifted, and i don’t want our school to lose this or get humiliated just because you two have beef with each other for reasons unknown.”

y/n was sweating under her jacket and she gulped as the woman walked away, letting them know her decision was final. katsuki breathed out a deep sigh, face-palming. “what are we gonna do now? knowing that bitch, she’ll tell everyone we said yes.”

y/n didn’t bother to argue with the blonde, she knew he was right. the crowd near the gate starts to disappear and she leaves without responding to katsuki. she doesn’t know where the fuck he got the confidence to talk to her so casually. more like she wished she didn’t know.

she knew that he knew.

and he knew that she knew too. 

so simple yet so complicated.

class dragged out and y/n hasn’t spared a single glance at katsuki. she’s done this almost everyday since she met him, so it was easy to do. if only he’d stop staring into her soul, knowing she can see him in the corner of her eye. 

katsuki’s always liked to stare, though he had nothing to stare at. and now he does, even he doesn’t like how much he’s staring. he’d snap out of it, curse himself and y/n too while he’s at it, then get caught in a daze while staring at her again. 

multiple teachers approached them and individually asked them about the competition, their answers were the same the whole time, a bland “yeah, we’re competing as the duo.”

the students sat in their last class, blabbering around and not caring anymore. it was the last class, after all. they were tired and wanted to go home, but of course, they can’t. at least not yet. y/n didn’t feel like listening, she was tired too. doodling in her notebook, her heart drops when the professor calls her name. fuck, i don’t know the answe-

“oh. and mister bakugou too. i think it’s for the competition, the principal wants you two.” the old male lets out an intrigued hum. “don’t you guys hate each other?” y/n and katsuki walked out the room silently, filling the room with embarrassment on the professors side. 

the female walked on the other end of the corridor, she didn’t like katsuki at all. his mere presence makes her gag, and she knows it’s the same for him too. that’s why they opted to stay as far away from each other as possible.

the ash blonde walks into the principal’s office with y/n hot on his trail. “take a seat.” the principal said, not looking up from his paperwork. “listen, you two. i heard a lot from teachers about how you compete with each other, but the both of you are the smartest duo here. all i want is for you two to study together and pass the quizzes as best as you can. you don’t even have to get along! and your grades will be perfect A+’s for the whole month, and if you win, maybe i’ll extend to a month more.”

y/n and katsuki’s eyes widened at the offer, it was so tempting. and education always came first before pride anyway. “fine, i’ll do it.” y/n was the first to speak while katsuki just nodded his head.

“it’s settled then.”

[ timeskip ]

y/n plopped down on her bed. the two of them got sent home early and were forced to share socials with each other. they were also granted permission to use the library whenever they wanted, and were given the schedule to study together from their last two classes until whenever they liked. and before going their separate ways, she told katsuki to text her a plan if he had one.

her phone dings and she automatically assumed it was him. and it was. just... a little more lewd. definitely not what she was expecting.

y/n cussed, “since when the fuck did i let this stupid fucking site give me notifications?” katsuki’s heavy breathing and occasional grunts boomed through her speaker and she hurried to click off it, until her eyes landed on his cock.

from what seemed like it, he had already cum once, the white liquid dripping from his slit down his lenght. y/n can’t seem to tear her eyes from the way he stroked his cock, so gentle yet so rushed, so... satisfying.

she shakes her head and kicks herself out of her absurd train of thoughts, thumb hovering over the ‘X’ on the top left of the site. “have you joined the live, pretty face?” she flinches when she heard his raspy voice, thighs unconciously rubbing together and panties already soaked. 

“i hope you have, fuck. been thinking about you all day, mhmm~ why don’t you drop your little comments for me?” she could practically hear the smirk in his words, and it irritated her. but fuck, if he wasn’t so attractive. his perfectly sculpted body, his voice, and that pretty cock. it was that fucking cock.

“are you touching yourself, pretty face? you better. this live’s all for you.” katsuki moaned out, stroking himself faster. y/n watched as the chat went crazy, all of them confessing their sins to him like he was some sort of God.

and maybe he was, cause she found herself running a finger through her wet folds as she watched the camboy play with his tip. she shoves a finger inside, moaning with him before moving in and out parallel to his strokes. 

katsuki comes again, his strokes coming to a half. he pants before smirking, “pretty face, lookie here.” he shows a fleshlight to the camera, his tip prodding at the toys entrance. y/n slowly adds another finger as he sunk the toy down onto his cock, both of them moaning.

they both fuck themselves into oblivion while thinking of each other, katsuki’s hips violently fucking into the toy as he hissed, “fuck, i bet your pussy feels a lot better.” y/n felt her cunt clench around her finger at the statement as she started to rub her clit as well. 

she orgasms a little bit before katsuki shot his load into the toy, both their movements halting as they tried to catch their breath. she types in a comment before finally exiting the site, feeling slightly disgusted of what she just did. she shudders and opts on taking a shower before napping.

“you dirty little thing.”

katsuki felt his cock twitch at y/n’s comment. he ended the live right after, knowing she probably left already. the notifications for money he hoarded sat heavy on his account and he smiled, cleaning himself up after. the image of her with her legs open, her fingers buried deep in her cunt and her moaning uncontrollably was all that filled katsuki’s brain.

and he fucking hates it. he hates how much power the desires of his cock had over him when he was horny.

and the only desire his cock had was her.

next part I masterlist

taglist:

@princesspeach-00 @tamakisropebunny @bakugous-mamas @ll379333 @j1-914 @gazelle-des-pres @trashpandainahat @dickinson-67 @victoriaestein @amelie-chan @your-worst-obsession [ cannot tag last two ]

[radmanraditz]

SHIPPING INFO.      Answer the following for your muse(s) so people      know how shipping works on your blog. REPOST.      Don’t reblog.

{Mun Note: Did this all the way back in September, at the end of December in 2017, and again in May 2018 so this needs an update! Cuz whooo boi shipping on this blog has been a wild ride.}

{icon art by @bardocks-bandanna // @bluexblonde}

WHAT’S YOUR OTP FOR YOUR MUSE?:

As of writing this, Raditz is actively involved with @stoplickingthingsweird‘s Turles and @bluexblonde‘s Launch. 

I also have a crossover crack!ship with him for the fanfics I want to write.

WHAT ARE YOU WILLING TO RP WHEN IT COMES TO SHIPPING?:

I’m good with doing anything I feel would be in-character for my muse to do.

I’m used to shipping him with women, but my portrayal of Raditz is bicurious/bisexual. Men mostly come at my muse with a competitive attitude in the past, so he has more of a preference for women. 

Raditz himself might be less comfortable with being pushed out of his comfort zone in terms of emotional intimacy, but with the right muses he will get there. Eventually. Some will get it sooner than others depending on their personality and how they treat him. He can become emotionally withdrawn too if your muse treats him in a way he doesn’t like, or he feels pressured to say things like “I love you” too soon or when he doesn’t mean it. I wouldn’t take it as a bad thing though, because if he is saying he loves you soon, he’s probably just saying that to keep your muse appeased and get what he wants. My writing will hint to that if he doesn’t truly care about your muse.

I do tell people I won’t hold their hands for wooing my muse(s), but I do leave breadcrumbs in my writing and in asks and memes. If you are shipping with me or are interested in it, you have to talk to me directly OOC and do so on a reasonably regular basis in order to plot things out. 

HOW LARGE DOES THE AGE GAP HAVE TO BE TO MAKE IT UNCOMFORTABLE?:

Any muse or mun under 18 is not allowed to ship with me or my muse, or put themselves into dating/intimacy situations either. If you are over 18 and your muse is at least 18, they’re fair game to Raditz. (Though I’d prefer if your muse isn’t that young.) He’s not into people who are a lot older than him that look their old age, and he might look down on a person who acts too young.

Keep in mind that Raditz’s age in canon is generally estimated between 29-35.

ARE YOU SELECTIVE WHEN SHIPPING?:

I wasn’t in the past, but currently yeah, I am pretty selective. Dangerously close to being disinterested in shipping with other people aside from my two current shipping partners. I’ve just dealt with too much bullshit from ex-shipping partners. 

HOW FAR DO STEAMY MOMENTS HAVE TO GO BEFORE THEY’RE CONSIDERED NSFW?:

After the Tumblr Purge of 2018, it’s supposed to be ok to write naughty time stuff, but I’m still pretty much keeping NSFT things to Discord. (Yeah that means I’m finally comfortable writing smut again. Just in private, and only with partners I’m comfortable writing that with.)

When it comes to talking, anything that starts to get dirty with graphic sexual activity details is what I’d consider NSFW.  Detailed descriptions of sexualized body parts, groping/stroking of genitals or breasts are things I consider NSFW. Also detailed sexual fantasy thoughts and emotions felt during physical activity can be too. Basically if you could get into trouble for getting caught reading it at work, or I don’t think the content is suitable for minors to be reading, I’d consider it NSFW and tag it accordingly. Since the Purge, my tags are #Lemon Goodness and #Touch of Citrus

Blatantly stating things like: sex, penis, vagina, kinky, “let’s fuck” or other such things, I wouldn’t think are worth labeling and tagging. Grabbing, smacking, or rubbing a butt isn’t NSFW to me unless said butt is bare and/or the muses are starting to do something sexual in nature.

WHO ARE OTHER MUSES YOU SHIP YOUR MUSE WITH?:

Turles and Raditz were friends back when they were children. (No we don’t follow the doujinshi Dragonball Zero story as part of our canon.) At least until they became more distant with one another and Turles went AWOL from the PTO. In his Wished Back to Life verse, Raditz uses the dragon balls to wish Turles back to life, and now the two estranged friends are trying to get to know each other again. There is more plotted out, and we’ve had more interactions on Discord due to my busy schedule and the close IRL friendship between Skully-mun and I have. This is not our first venture into writing a ship together, so the friendship and eventual romantic relationship between the muses is something I look forward to since we’re such close friends ourselves who have been through a lot and we already know how to work with one another.

Launch and Raditz aren’t romantically involved at the moment, but he has a one-sided crush on her with a plotted plan to have them get together sometime after the Cell Games. They have a lot of rocky moments since they’re meeting at the lowest points of their lives in that AU. Also because Raditz is trying to adjust to life on Earth, and he’s not the easiest person to get along with. But there’s decent chemistry potential between them, and I enjoy plotting and writing with Reggie.

DOES ONE HAVE TO ASK TO SHIP WITH YOU?:  

Yeah. Otherwise I won’t recognize it. 

Chemistry between muses can develop slowly or out of the blue, but I still need to see that Raditz is indeed interested in the other muse and confirm OOC between us muns before I recognize it as a ship. 

HOW OFTEN DO YOU LIKE TO SHIP?:

Whenever I see potential chemistry. I like ships that help both characters grow as people, especially if it’s a positive relationship. 

ARE YOU MULTISHIP?:

Yep. Raditz’s blog is a multi-ship blog where every ship is its own AU.

ARE YOU SHIP OBSESSED OR SHIP MORE-OR-LESS?:

I enjoy shipping and crack!shipping with fandom stuff. When it comes to roleplay though, I just do my thing and see what happens. I want to see strong chemistry to write a convincing relationship between two characters when I ship for RP. I’m not fond of easy fluff or insta-romances, or the anime romance tropes that perpetuate unhealthy relationship habits. So I guess I’m more in the middle, someone who enjoys shipping on a healthy level. 

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SHIP IN YOUR CURRENT FANDOM?:  

I like Raditz x Turles for M/M shipping. Thanks Skully-mun!

For the heterosexual side of things, I like seeing Raditz shipped with Launch, Maron, (Krillin’s ex not his daughter) and Princess Snake.

I crossover crack!ship him with Mihoshi Kuramitsu from Tenchi Muyo! too. (For my own fanfiction.)  

FINALLY, HOW DOES ONE SHIP WITH YOU?:

I would appreciate it if people gave me my space on the subject if you’re interested/potentially interested in shipping with me and we aren’t already. Because I’m afraid I’m not going to be positive about it for awhile.  Shipping takes a lot of time and effort with me, and I’m dealing with a physical illness that makes me a really slow RP partner. Not only that, but I’m still trying to get over how salty I feel towards shipping thanks to several ex-shipping partners who made shipping and roleplaying unpleasant for me last year because of how they use/used rp for toxic selfish reasons, and how their shitty behavior affected me and a lot of other people IRL. I really don’t want nor need any extra drama that often comes with shipping partners that I don’t know too well personally. So right now, I feel like I don’t have the proper attitude or time to devote to newer shipping partners along with my current ones. And I’m not sure when that’ll change. But if you’re really interested? Stick around, talk with me OOC, see if we have good mun and writing chemistry, and finally just interact with Raditz for a bit and we’ll see if chemistry can develop naturally between our muses. Because sometimes ships happen when we least expect them to.   

Thanks for reading.

TAGGED BY.

This is just another update since a lot has changed since May last year. 

TAGGING.

Anyone else who would like to do this!

[aspernamentum]

✨ INTERVIEW.

RULES: DON’T REBLOG, REPOST.

✨ TAGGED BY: i think it was @dvrkestparadise ✨ TAGGING: i accidentally posted this and tagged a bunch of people i’m not following if ur seeing this im sorry xoxoxox

✨ MEET THE MUSE.

► NAME: Bruce Cage.  ► ARE YOU SINGLE? ➭   Does my fleshlight count? ‘Cos if it does, no, no I’m happily fuckin’ married.  ► ARE YOU HAPPY? ➭  How the hell could I be happy? I got the FBI, the CIA, the IRS all riding my ass, I’m dealing with international fuckin’ criminals and I don’t even own a goddamn car, how the hell could I possibly be happy? ► ARE YOU ANGRY?  ➭  Stuck somewhere between angry and horny, yeah.  ► ARE YOUR PARENTS STILL MARRIED? ➭   Nah, ma’  ran away before I was born. You’re probably wondering how that’s possible -- y’know, the post office, they’ll post anything with a stamp on it. 

✨ NINE FACTS!

► ‘BIRTH’ PLACE ➭  The greatest Goddamn country on Gods green Earth, the United States of America.  ► HAIR COLOR ➭  Brown. ► EYE COLOR ➭  Blue ► BIRTHDAY ➭  5th of January ► MOOD ➭ Scared -- real scared. A lil’ horny though. ► GENDER ➭  I’m a guy.  ► SUMMER OR WINTER ➭  Winter. More clients, busier season.  ► MORNING OR AFTERNOON ➭ Afternoon.

✨ EIGHT THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE!

► ARE YOU IN LOVE? ➭  Love? I did love this hooker for a while but she blocked me on Facebook, Twitter, Tinder, NeoPets, Club Penguin when it was still around, PSN, xbox live, LinkedIn and she sealed up her mailbox so, yeah. * ► DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT? ➭  Hell yeah I do, fall in love like eighty times a day. ► WHO ENDED YOUR LAST RELATIONSHIP? ➭  *Yeah, I think it was mutual y’know.  ► HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN SOMEONE’S HEART? ➭  I don’t think so.  ► ARE YOU AFRAID OF COMMITMENTS? ➭ No, dude, last week I got this coupon and it runs out like, in two days time, that’s how commited I am. ► HAVE YOU HUGGED SOMEONE WITHIN THE LAST WEEK? ➭ I got this like, this -- this is gon’na sound dumb but like, sometimes I put my pillow over a gas burner and cuddle it.  ► HAVE YOU EVER HAD A SECRET ADMIRER?➭  If I did they were pretty fuckin’ secret ‘bout it. ► HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN YOUR OWN HEART? ➭ Every morning when I look in the goddamn mirror. 

✨ SIX CHOICES!

► LOVE OR LUST ➭ Love but... Shit I need to get laid.  ► LEMONADE OR ICED TEA ➭ Lemonade. It’s a better mixer. ► CATS OR DOGS ➭  Dogs. I had a labrador but my neighbor called animal cruelty because she reckoned I was drilling holes in her bathroom wall to peep on her. Which was bullshit, OK? She can’t prove anything.  ► A FEW BEST FRIENDS OR MANY REGULAR FRIENDS ➭  Just any friend would be a step up.  ► WILD NIGHT OUT OR ROMANTIC NIGHT IN➭  I’m not really good at either.  ► DAY OR NIGHT  ➭  Day, but not morning. 

✨ FIVE HAVE YOU EVERS!

► BEEN CAUGHT SNEAKING OUT ➭ I once got caught sneaking out of court. Guy was totally boned and I had shit to do.  ► FALLEN DOWN/UP THE STAIRS ➭  I’m a walking accident, of course I’ve fallen down the stairs. ► WANTED SOMETHING/SOMEONE SO BADLY IT HURT? ➭  Not really man, I just want to exist. ► WANTED TO DISAPPEAR ➭  Hell yeah. 

✨  FIVE PREFERENCES!

► SMILE OR EYES ➭  Smile. ► FAT OR SKINNY ➭  Any port in a storm, am I right?  ► SHORTER OR TALLER ➭ I’m a short-ass - I like being able to look people in the eye. ► INTELLIGENCE OR ATTRACTION ➭ Sexy beats brains any day.  ► HOOK-UP OR RELATIONSHIP ➭  Any sort of physical contact would do, lets be real. 

✨ FAMILY!

► DO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY GET ALONG ➭ They think I’m a ‘failure’ and that I’m ‘wasting my life’, that I’m ‘ugly’ and ‘smell bad’ and that I’ll ‘never amount to anything’ and that they ‘should’ve had an abortion’, I mean, shit, they’re right, but they don’t have to... Text me every single day to remind me. Y’know, sometimes my brother send me like, videos of him fucking his wife, him and his wife are both saying shit like ‘you’ll never get this, you’ll never get this’ then like the camera’ll pan around his beautiful mansion. Shits fucked. I tried to visit him once and he chased me with an entire hunting posse through the woods for like, a bad amount of time. But y’know what they say, blood’s thicker than wine or whatever.  ► WOULD YOU SAY YOU HAVE A “MESSED UP LIFE” ➭  I wish I was dead a lot, so yeah.  ► HAVE YOU EVER RAN AWAY FROM HOME ➭ Didn’t even realize it was an option until very late in the game. ► HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN KICKED OUT ➭  Yeah, my dad sat me down and he said, ‘son, i’m sick of peeling your impregnated socks off the floor, so I’ve changed the locks and your brother’s going to beat you out on the lawn.’, I tried sneaking out the back but my dad chucked like, this venomous snake at me, so I played dead ‘cos, y’know, fuck me right? So my brother came ‘round the back and started wailing on me, but luckily I managed to slip away unscathed. OK, I was a little scathed, I had to swing by the hospital to pick up some anti-venom but apart from that it was a good experience, y’know, moved out, stretched my legs. 

✨ FRIENDS!

► DO YOU SECRETLY HATE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS ➭ I suppose Molly counts as a friend but she once blew ketamine in my face and pushed me out a window. I don’t hold it against her though, I did squeaze her booby.  ► DO YOU CONSIDER ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS GOOD FRIENDS ➭  Hell no. ► WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND ➭ Jack was pretty nice to me before he got shot -- always used to bring me these mystery meats, and he wasn’t as much of a psycho as everyone else. He was a good guy.   ► WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU ➭  Uh, I dun’no, I think Jimmy has like a profile on me for blackmail purposes. When I suggested he do that, I didn’t mean he do it for me, but hey, that’s the business. 

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99 Q

1: 6 of the songs you listen to most? Piano Man, Spaceman, The Scientist, Bleed it Out, When You Were Young, Bohemian Rhapsody 2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? Idk, I’ll go with Robert Downey 3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17. I’m not getting up bruh 4: What do you think about most? the future 5: What does your latest text message from someone else say? Skype 6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on? naked always  7: What’s your strangest talent? i used to play the accordion haha 8: Girls… (finish the sentence) are a real pain in the ass. ; Boys… (finish the sentence)  are the greatest thing God has given us. #blessed  9: Ever had a poem or song written about you? No lol 10: When is the last time you played the air guitar? Never happened never will  11: Do you have any strange phobias? don’t think so  12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? lol no  13: What’s your religion? catholic 14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? playing sports 15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? both 16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? Linkin Park 17: What was the last lie you told? Idk i tell a lot of lies hahaha 18: Do you believe in karma? yeah bro 19: What does your URL mean? birth year and the best tv show ever 20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength? overly shy at times... and maybe my sense of humor.  21: Who is your celebrity crush? Witney Carson 22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping? not yet 23: How do you vent your anger? destroy everything in my path and burn all my clothes obviously 24: Do you have a collection of anything? magazines 25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? video chatting 26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become? yes 27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love? Wow i don’t know honestly. I hate my sister’s whiney ass voice, is that a good answer? 28: What’s your biggest “what if”? What if I stayed in NY and never moved where I am now 29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens? they’re all real!! 30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm. ... my computer? lol 31: Smell the air. What do you smell? I just made sugar cookies  32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to? high school 33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast? EAST COAST SON 34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender? Lauren Mayberry or Rihanna 35: To you, what is the meaning of life? i dont get that deep 36: Define Art. candice swanepoel. :) 37: Do you believe in luck? i do  38: What’s the weather like right now? it’s fucking freezing and windy, winter has arrived. 39: What time is it? 10:06pm 40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? i do drive, never got into an accident or gotten a ticket 41: What was the last book you read?  gatsbyyy 42: Do you like the smell of gasoline? no dude 43: Do you have any nicknames? Ang 44: What was the last film you saw? Watching Girls Trip at the moment 45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had? hurt my knee, that’s about it 46: Have you ever caught a butterfly? don’t like insects 47: Do you have any obsessions right now? learning more about my best friends ballet life  48: What’s your sexual orientation? straight 49: Ever had a rumour spread about you? don’t think so 50: Do you believe in magic? naw 51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? i do 52: What is your astrological sign? pisces 53: Do you save money or spend it? spend it, we live once bro! 54: What’s the last thing you purchased? jericho t shirt  55: Love or lust? both 56: In a relationship? in my dreams 57: How many relationships have you had? 457 58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue? yes 59: Where were you yesterday? school  60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? no sir 61: Are you wearing socks right now? yes i am  62: What’s your favourite animal? rhino duh 63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you? my impressions :) 64: Where is your best friend? she’s working at Nordstrom right now 65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr. idk just look at my reblogs 66: What is your heritage? fully italian 67: What were you doing last night at 12AM? Masturbating. jk i have no idea  68: What do you think is Satan’s last name? Smith 69: Biggest turn ons? pierced nip, coin slot belly buttons, a girls butt, love when the girl is the one to want to watch porn, playing with hair, when a girl is good at sports!! ankle bracelets 70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend? definitely 71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do? help the dog 72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid? I would probably tell people so they can prepare i guess. I would spend all my money, i would travel and party and drink my ass off. Sure I would be afraid, I want to live duh. 73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love. trust 74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? anything LP 75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number? 1106 76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship? someone you love being around, who makes you laugh and also who you are deeply attracted to. 77: How can I win your heart? next question 78: Can insanity bring on more creativity? suree haha 79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far? making this tumblr for you people 80: What size shoes do you wear? 12 81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone? Master of the Mystic Arts 82: What is your favourite word?  83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart. something I’m missing  84: What is a saying you say a lot? Word. 85: What’s the last song you listened to? that ed sheeran song 86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours? black/purple 87: What is your current desktop picture? picture of a tennis court 88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be? oh. don’t tempt me  89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on? idk man 90: Turn offs? lack of honesty, conceited girls, being on your cell all the time, playing dumb, narrow mindedness  91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power? teleportation 92: where are your parents from? brooklyn and staten island 93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?  not having a home 94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be? lauren mayberry  95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?somewhere sunny with a beautiful beach so i can chill  96: Do you have any relatives in jail? no lol 97: Have you ever thrown up in the car? nope 98: Ever been on a plane? yes sir  99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say? i have to pee