#certifiedloverdyke

[livvyofthelake]

1, 3, 6-8, 13, 16, 20-22 (didn’t think of a Thing to ask abt so go wild!!) (sorry if this has sent several times my app keeps crashing <3)

1) the character everyone gets wrong

oooh another one of this question lemme think of another one to complain about…. um. ty blackthorn…. i know you don’t know him but you should have a basic level of familiarity with his sherlock holmes swag and necromancy realness and ghost guy slay like. just based on my posting… i don’t like fandomy interpretations of him that make him like. soft and cutesy and uwu whatever like that boy is a huge fucking cunt he’s the worst… he’s a supervillain in training it’s ridiculous stop calling him your soft little baby or whatever the hell…. like you sound insane not even cassie is babying him like that get serious

3) screenshot or description of the worst take you've seen on tumblr

i’m saying this cuz i know you were there too so you’ll get it but literally the 2021 pre s4 era of bylertheorism posting was so awful fr….

6) which ship fans are the most annoying?

wow see prev response….. no but like i’ll give a real answer. um idk i already complained about a few things but i’m gonna pull out a nicheish one due to the fact i saw a sofia wylie tiktok today and it made me think about hsmtmts. um i think ricky and gina shippers ruined everything sacred about that show and tim federle needs to die for the crimes he’s committed against me for them. this is also true about jiara but i’m beyond caring about obx and hsmtmts is like. THE show that got me through summer 2021. it was so rough oh my god. ej and gina were all i had. and now i don’t even have them anymore we should all kill ourselves. not to be a person that cares too much about ships. idk you had to be there maybe. and by there i mean like. you had to be me i guess

7) what character did you begin to hate not because of canon but because how how the fandom acts about them?

damn speaking of outer banks. jj. that boy should kill himself i don’t even care. or jesper shadow and bone. i promise i’ll like him more when i read about him but as a netflix original comic relief man…. i just can’t get behind him. also that actor was in a movie i hated so he should have to do like. 100 hours court ordered community service picking up trash in parks. that’s just one girl’s opinion

8) common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about

can i talk about my shadowhunters. ok well i’m going to. it’s like sorry about your mental illnesses or whatever but i don’t think projecting them onto kit herondale is necessarily the way to go babes. he exists in a fantasy universe where he can put a little tattoo on his body and instantly gain speed, the kid hangs out with werewolves and his mom can do magic. i don’t think he is taking adderall. plus shadowhunters can’t take medication anyway so L + ratio + i can tell you’re either 16 or the most annoying adult alive. sorry if you’re 16, i promise when you stop being 16 you will feel better about life. like fandom lovessss to headcanon him with the most boring shit imaginable. oh you headcanon that this character who lives in a universe where MAGIC IS REAL has adhd? that’s cool i headcanon that he’s a virgin but makes up elaborate lies about it so none of the bad guys who are constantly after him can use him as a virgin sacrifice. i just made that up but it’s still more fun than being like ohh this character is training to be able to kill demons but the most important thing in his life is remembering to take his medication!! like booo 👎 nobody wants to read about medication in fantasy…. unless it’s like some sick ass herbs and potions like my buddy gaius makes. whatever.

13) worst blorboficiation

can i say will herondale. you know what don’t even worry about it. i’m gonna say tom holland spiderman. i don’t engage with literally any of that but i am an internet user in this day and age so it is unfortunately thrust upon me. sorry to that man but i hope peter parker dies goddamn. today’s writers just don’t hate their protagonists enough they always wanna keep ‘em around as long as possible it’s insane. arthur conan doyle had the right idea i think. like kill that dude!!

16) you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc)

i hateeeeeee fandom himbo characterization. ESPECIALLY. when it comes to my beloved arthur bbc merlin. he is not. a himbo…. we should all kill ourselves.

20) part of canon you found tedious or boring

no offense to cassandra clare’s infernal devices but. i’m so so sorry tessa i love you forever it’s just. well.

21) part of canon you think is overhyped

i’m just gonna say barchie. can’t fucking stand this season sorry abby that i made you watch this show only for its final season to be a flop ass barchie season.

22) your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores

i think we all need to talk more about how in city of fallen angels clary had a pink cell phone. that was a nothing detail i just think about it a lot and i didn’t know what else to say here.

[jorgecrespo]

@maingoes and @jovalencia tagged me to show the book covers that rewired my tiny little brain on a molecular level

tagging all my besties @winphawin @vanillalipstick66 @fudgetunblr @wendybergmann @akkpipitphattana @tehkatie @katesharmasheart @jordanshenessy @certifiedloverdyke etc etc

[munamania]

hiii certifiedloverdyke -> munamania

like beatlemania except for sissies angry girls emo queers and crybabies (and dykes!)

[skullrock]

i wuz tagged by @lesbianrobin to post 5 songs i’ve been listening to recently and that i love so!! here:

i’m tag: @certifiedloverdyke @moodringeyes @stevebabey @schoopsahoy @angelnovus and any1 else who wanna do it 🫶🏻

[jovalencia]

i was tagged by @maingoes to post book covers that rewired my brain in one way or another as a kid and i think about this frequently so this is the game for me. go to their post to get a better description but for now here’s mine

do you guys think i was gay be honest

i’m tagging @elle-smells @extraordinarymachinetrack8 @certifiedloverdyke @akkpipitphattana @sweetwateriver @jonathanssweatercollection and anybody else who wants to because this is a super fun idea and i’m obsessed with it

[jerrydevine]

my beloved @wutheringheights78 taylor tagged me to do 10 songs on shuffle <3333 i chose my on repeat playlist hehe

eugene by sufjan stevens .. again! its just so good to listen to

would that i by hozier

the chain by fleetwood mac

satellite of love by lou reed.. LOU REED OUR FRIEND LOU

sonya & natasha from natasha pierre and the great comet of 1812 hehe

ziggy stardust by david bowie

cleopatra by the lumineers

bang by blur

good song by blur

pinball wizard by elton john

cool 😁👍 im tagging @certifiedloverdyke @livvyofthelake @willoughbyblake

[rosetylerism]

got tagged by @funeralshawls to post albums ive been obsessed w recently! :3

please mr. boombox, the lady tigra — actually became obsessed with her from ur hoochie playlist littlebear lmao. Thank you

everybody else is doing it, so why can’t we?, the cranberries — always been a fave of mine i always find myself coming back to it. so comforting

doopee time, doopees — i discovered this album like two years ago and it’s been in constant rotation since. this album makes me bounce around

about a girl, winter gloves — i heard the song ‘let me drive’ on degrassi forever ago and i listen to a lot but i finally listened to the whole album and i’ve been liking it a lot. it’s very nostalgic

thank u for tagging me 🫶

i tag: @certifiedloverdyke @cptnbeefheart @wonderlessphantom @83bpm @spindash

[rhaenyratargayen]

tagged by my besties @aemondtragaryen @l-adysansa

rules: shuffle your ‘on repeat’ playlist and post the first ten tracks, then tag ten people.

1. F2f by sza

2. kyoto by phoebe bridgers

3. stronger by raveena

4. cool about it by boygenius

5. you all over me by taylor swift

6. paper bag by fiona apple

7. seven by taylor swift

8. under the table by taylor swift

9. love language by sza

10. what it is by amber mark

no pressure tags <3 @ginevranights @certifiedloverdyke @userspeaknowtv @w1segirl and whoever else that would like to!

[livvyofthelake]

there’s no way you just got annoying merlin hate oh my god head in hands 😔

I HATE IT SO MUCH WHEN MY ARTHUR BBC MERLIN POSTS BREACH CONTAINMENT LIKE. THEY DON’T EVEN KNOW I WANT TO EAT THAT MAN LIKE A LION FEASTING ON A GAZELLE 😐😐😐😐😐. like i guess i can see how that person interpreted what i said to be like mean or whatever because they reblogged it from someone else who also doesn’t know me so it’s like three degrees away from my original post. but in what world is “ugly hot” an insult like read the second word…. and women calling men ugly isn’t even an insult anyway like i’m not attacking anyone’s fucking character or worth as a human being i’m just saying he’s funny looking damn….

[livvyofthelake]

is the movie you’re watching in class fun at least?? 😬

it was alright. it was in french and i was only reading half the subtitles so i was really using my context clues skills with that one. it was like an allegory for jewish people in france in the 40s post war and this freak couple framed a guy for a murder and whatever. sorry for the “whatever” there but like i said i missed half the dialogue. there was a scene where i guess a guy said something funny but i wasn’t paying attention and the entire class erupted into laughter and i was like What Just Happened. anyway yeah. it was fine. and it counts as my new movie for the day <3 so tonight i just get to rewatch slaughterhouse rulez!!

[jorgecrespo]

thank you @maingoes for tagging me 😘😘

last five songs i listened to

tagging all my besties including but not limited to @vanillalipstick66 @winphawin @katesharmasheart @nyttvera @fudgetunblr @tehkatie @jovalencia @wendybergmann @certifiedloverdyke @alexiaugustin @akkpipitphattana etc etc 💕💕💕

[munamania]

yes yes yes another url change sorry behindtheseamp3 -> certifiedloverdyke

[livvyofthelake]

omg is that beth actually doing a thing she was tagged on whaaat that’s crazy. anyway tee @willoughbyblake tagged me and i have been slightly Offline today and haven’t truly had a good ramble so you’re getting it <3

last song I listened to: unholy sam smith and kim petras…. like your honor they slayed

three ships: first of all i am going to say my most beloved most special most important most interesting most perfect most fucked up most romantic most everything ever super special little guys. frankly if you can’t guess what i’m about to say i don’t think you’ve been paying attention for the past. year. girls have a renaissance of something they cared wayyy too much about from 12-15 and don’t ever shut the fuck up about it. anyway kit and ty. i’m normal about it all btw. um secondly i’ll say cordelia and james because i am in fact sitting here waiting for them to finally fucking kiss like real people do. third. i’ll try to think of something not written by cassandra clare. can i say liv and major i loveeee liv and major. oh shit i should have said beronica. ok whatever they can share the third space xoxo

currently reading: my babygirl chain of thorns. also where the crawdads sing (has read one page). also as always, in the middle of the goldfinch (frankly i don’t think that’s going anywhere). and still redacted (not even necessarily anything embarrassing i just don’t want to talk about it. i might cry. i’m normal about it. well i mean it’s not a hard redacted to decode given the past like 11 months i guess. i might have even told you all already that i was reading it. nvm don’t even worry about it idk what i’ve said. i would have started this in fucking july). and a study in scarlet (girls when they said they would read The Canon of sherlock holmes but haven’t quite cracked into that first book in any meaningful way yet). and then also reading guinevere choices, which counts. to ME <3 look ok they’re called books and you do read so like lay off

last movie I watched: in FULL the last movie i watched was the squid and the whale last night. which was okay, certainly not necessarily bad, however i do think noah baumbach should kill himself. that’s like unrelated to the quality of the movie though that’s just a general opinion coming from a committed I Hope Jakey Dies girl. and the last movie i watched NOT in full is that i’m currently watching picnic at hanging rock. happy valentines <3

craving: hmm. honestly. i literally just had a smoothie tonight (i deserved a treat) but i would kill for another smoothie. i love a good berry smoothie i love the strawberries i love the blueberries i love it all i love slurping that shit up i wish i could have a smoothie every single day of my life

um i’ll tag @certifiedloverdyke and @subarubajafanclub if you’d like 🫶