#cesaro hot

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[leakedwrestlers]

Cesaro

[randyortonhunk]

[magicbaaaaaby]

This man. Ugh, I just love him

[bijouxcarys]

Underrated cuties & hotties of the WWE:

Jimmy Uso - I feel like there’s a lot of focus on Jey (who is also gorgeous) but I am a Jimmy girl through and through…after Roman that is…

R-Truth is hot af

Xavier Woods? Yes please.

Kofi Kingston? Uh huh.

Cesaro? Gimme that bald head.

Matt Riddle? I’d slap the shit out of him but he’s kinda cute ngl…

And thats what’s on my mind at 1:15am :) Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

[south-of-heaven]

Cesaro NSFW headcannons?

NSFW Headcanons || Cesaro

Warnings: Smutty smut.

My number one thing with Cesaro is that he definitely enjoys shower sex. I don’t know why but it makes sense.

He thinks sex is a great way to display his strength. He likes to toss you around a little bit, just showing just how strong he is.

Secretly, he knows you get off on his accent, but he won’t tell you he knows.

He’s got crazy stamina and he can go for hours. 

Cesaro is all about taking every single opportunity to fuck you. He likes to do it before a match to get his adrenaline pumping. 

He’s a little bit of an exhibitionist. He’ll have you under his desk sucking his dick while he’s recording for UpUp DownDown.

He really enjoys soft morning sex, when neither of you are really all that awake but you crave that closeness, that’s his favourite, just to be soft and tender with you.

He likes to cum inside you, he’s not big on making too much of a mess so he doesn’t really like pulling out.

He’s a funny guy and he definitely likes to make you laugh, but he doesn’t try to make a fool out of himself. 

He’s big into PDA, which ties into his exhibitionist ways. He likes to show the world that you’re his. Very possessive.

He’s not sloppy, not at all. This guy likes to pay attention to the small details.

He’s pretty vocal, not just in the way of moaning and groaning, but he likes to talk to you. He enjoys talking you through your orgasms. He’ll do it in multiple different languages.

Cesaro is really unfair sometimes. He likes to tease you, get you just to the edge and then stop.

He’s a pretty sensual person, he likes massaging you and just slowly getting closer and closer to your sensitive parts.

He enjoys marking you, covering your neck and shoulders in little bite marks and hickeys, then he likes parading you around, showing the marks off to anyone who sees, making sure everyone knows you’re his.

Cesaro can appreciate both a bath and a shower. He likes the intimacy a bath brings, just you and him in the tub. It’s cozy.

If you shower together though, then expect a bonus round because something about showering with you just gets him so fucking hot and bothered.

He’s big into holding hands during sex, wether it’s in a softer nature or more like pinning your hands above your head.

He’s really just a lover-boy. 

[dalekofchaos]

Booking King of the Ring for the years WWE didn't have it

Fantasy booking a King of the Ring winner every year WWE didn’t have King of the Ring.

2003: John Cena wins King of the Ring

In 2003, John Cena was finding his stride as a heel having a WWE Title match against Brock Lesnar and facing The Undertaker on PPV, he was becoming a big star. John Cena (Smackdown) would cheat to beat fan favorite Booker T (RAW) in the finals to become King of the Ring and the rap verses he could’ve cut about all of it would have made it even more better.

2004: Randy Orton (RAW) wins King of the Ring

Randy Orton was in the middle of a long IC Title reign and along with Evolution went over two legends at WrestleMania and was being groomed to be the youngest world champion in WWE history. John Cena now a babyface and US Champion on Smackdown would look to become a 2 time King of the Ring winner and repeat but he would make it to the finals and lose in a First Time Ever match to the WWE Intercontinental Champion and Evolution's Randy Orton from RAW.

2005: Christian wins King of the Ring

Now I know WWE wouldn’t have done this, I know they didn’t see Christian as anything more than a mid card guy but around this time he was white hot around this time and a King of the Ring win could propel him to the main event. Christian (RAW) would beat Chris Benoit (Smackdown) after interference from his problem solver Tomko and set up a WWE Title match against John Cena at Summerslam which Christian wins.

2007: Bobby Lashley wins King of the Ring

I would have gone with Mr. Kennedy but he got injured around this time and was later suspended, so why not go with Bobby Lashley on the condition that he turns heel because he proved in TNA he’s a very good heel. We’re in the finals with Lashley vs King Booker, last year's winner. Lashley is going in as a babyface and Booker as a heel but we have a double turn when Queen Sharmell turns on Booker helping Lashley win and aligning with him.

2009: The Miz wins King of the Ring

The Miz was starting to make his way into the upper mid card as the US Champion and a King of the Ring win in 2009 could’ve better prepared him for his eventual WWE Title win in late 2010. Miz would defeat ex tag team partner John Morrison in the finals.

2011: CM Punk wins King of the Ring

This event would replace Capital Punishment with Punk defeating Mysterio in the finals. This added momentum would make him even hotter after his pipebomb promo and his WWE Title win over John Cena at Money in the Bank, all that much better.

2012: Cody Rhodes wins King of the Ring

Cody Rhodes has just come off of a great Intercontinental Title reign but his moment halted because he dropped the belt to The Big Show of all people. Rhodes defeats Christian in the finals to regain his momentum back and hopefully face Sheamus for the World Heavyweight Title.

2013: Dean Ambrose of The Shield wins King of the Ring

Dean Ambrose was US Champion and considered the leader of The Shield. He would go on to defeat Daniel Bryan in the finals with the help of Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns getting a lot of heat since Bryan was white hot around this time.

2014: Cesaro wins King of the Ring

Again I know WWE wouldn’t have gone for this but this would’ve have been the right move since Cesaro was super over at the time. In my booking Cesaro has just won the Intercontinental Title and qualifies for King of the Ring. He would go on to defeat ex tag team partner Jack Swagger in the finals to win King of the Ring.

2016: AJ Styles wins King of the Ring

In 2016, Styles debuted in the WWE and had a great debut year and at this point was only a few months from winning his first WWE Championship. I would have AJ and Cena make it to the finals and have their very first one on one encounter and here is where I’d have AJ turn heel when The Club (Gallows & Anderson) interfere and costs Cena the match giving AJ the win.

2017: Braun Strowman wins King of the Ring

Braun was white hot as a monster heel around this time just wrecking anything and everything in his path. Braun would wreck Roman Reigns in the finals to win King of the Ring and go on to win the Universal Title from Brock Lesnar probably at No Mercy.

2018: Shinsuke Nakamura wins King of the Ring

In 2018, Nakamura won the Royal Rumble then faced AJ Styles for the WWE Championship and then turned heel on AJ after failing to win the title making his character more interesting but also killing his momentum because he lost all the time. Then he had a 5 month reign as US Champion which he only defended once on PPV. Nakamura would defeat Roman Reigns in the finals after a low blow and a Kinsasha. After the match, we have Corey Graves say Nakamura is not only the king of strong style but now has become the King of the Ring. Nakamura would go on to defeat Jeff Hardy for the US Title and hopefully have a much better run with it.

2020:Let's say Drew McIntyre. It was his time as the top guy and despite the pandemic era, I think McIntyre as king would've worked.

2022:Seth Rollins. Peak insufferable douchebag Seth Rollins as king would've been hillarious

2023:Solo Sikoa. It adds to building up Solo up as the enforcer and Roman's right hand and heir to the Bloodline.

Bonus round. Fantasy booking the Queen of The Ring from 2016-2023

2016::Charlotte Flair, there we get Charlotte as Queen of the ring out of the way. This is the obvious choice since they really began to push Charlotte hard at this point

2017:Sasha Banks. Feels right move, plus Queen Bo$$ has a nice ring to it

2018:Alexa Bliss. ALexa was in her peak Goddess era and Queen Alexa would've been over.

2019:Shayna Baszler. Shayna got called up and I feel like this would've been a consolation prize for not winning the title at Mania 36(FOR SOME FUCKING REASON)

2020:Bayley. The year that put Bayley on the map and during her longest reign, so Queen Bayley fits so much

2022:Becky Lynch. Big Time Becks as Queen would've worked. The fans hated her when she beat Bianca, boy would they hate her as the bitchy condescending Queen of the Ring.

2023:Rhea Ripley. Rhea was the hottest name in the company and Mami was on top. Queen Eradicator would've just been perfect.

[peppermintquartz]

Shitty gif of a really hot moment (it was a singles match against Cesaro if anyone with better gif skills wanna go locate this. Pretty short match iirc.)

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Coffee Kisses

Word Count: 869

Summary: Don’t get him wrong he loves Roman’s kisses but Dean has a way of rocking his world that Roman just doesn’t. Ro’s are sweet as sugar and innocent while Dean’s are like a wildfire that consumes you immediately.

Tagging: @sunnyfleur23 @tomhardydallasstarsgirl @gobbersworld

A/N: Chapstick just came out with the coffee collection of coffee flavored chapsticks and I got inspired 🖤

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Sitting on the bench in the Shields locker room waiting for his boyfriends, Seth pulls out his chapstick and suddenly gets hit with inspiration. He’s gonna make at least one of his men do the chapstick challenge with him and if he’s being completely honest he’s hoping that Dean is the first one out of the showers.

Dean Ambrose kisses much like he does everything else in his life, a little rough, a little wild but oh so fucking thorough and Seth’s just a little obsessed. The only thing outside of wrestling that Dean does with any sort of grace is fuck and holy shit is he fantastic at it.

Don’t get him wrong he loves Roman’s kisses but Dean has a way of rocking his world that Roman just doesn’t. Ro’s are sweet as sugar and innocent while Dean’s are like a wildfire that consumes you immediately. He’s so lost in his own little world, he startles when he hears Dean and Roman talking, even though he can still hear at least one shower running.

���Seth! Hey earth to Seth! What are you out here thinking about that’s got you blushing like that?” Dean singsongs as he struts over dropping into Seth’s lap, “Hmm what could my pretty baby be thinking about?”

“I wanna do the chapstick challenge with you and I was thinking about your kisses, D. Thinking about the fact that you rock my world without really trying and how much I’ve missed you since I got hurt.”

“Chapstick challenge? You don’t wanna wait for Rome to come out here so he can participate?”

“Nope, I wanna play this game with you. I got an idea of what I wanna do with him. Now close your eyes and I’m put this on and kiss you, okay?,” Seth says grabbing the first chapstick and putting it on. He leans forward to kiss Dean and gets pulled into another one of those all consuming mind blowing Ambrose kisses.

“Tastes like caramel macchiato but I say we just sit here and make out. Forget the game and see how far we can get before Rome comes out here and yells at us.”

“Or we could do the chapstick challenge and you stop trying to distract me, Ambrose. You’re right though it was caramel macchiato. Come on just a couple more and I’ll let you off the hook with this game,” Seth says even though Dean’s idea sounds a hell of a lot more fun and Roman yelling at them does tend to make things even hotter.

Judging by the look on his boyfriends face, Seth can see that Ambrose knows that he’s definitely gonna get his way. “Sethie, Sethie, Sethie just admit that you wanna ma-,” Dean’s sentence is swallowed by Seth surging up to kiss him again.

“Yes, dammit Dean,” Seth softly admits nipping Dean’s bottom lip before pulling away. “I wanna do a lot more but we gotta wait until we’re back at the hotel because I ain’t looking to get caught again. It was a mess the last time, we both got lectured about hooking up in a public place and Cesaro and Bryan still have trouble looking me in the eye when we talk. Not that I don’t enjoy you fucking me D. But…”

“But you don’t want our smokin hot Samoan to walk out here and find your pretty ass bent over this bench getting fucked. Okay baby boy but I’m calling dibs on you first when we get back to our room. Now let’s get back to your game before I actually do bend you over and do unspeakable things to you.”

“Close your eyes then Ambrose before I beg you to do something else.”

“Nah Sethie I think I’ll sit here and watch you. You’ve got the prettiest eyes when your getting all wound up. Yeah like that right there. And god Rollins stop looking at me like that, I’m barely hanging on to my sanity as it is.”

Pressing in against Dean for one last kiss, Seth feels the way he always does when he’s got either one of his men at his mercy… powerful, sexy… lucky as hell to have them. Grabbing another random one he puts it on and chews on his bottom lip and sees as Dean’s eyes follow his every move.

Leaning in and stealing a quick kiss, Dean can taste hints of vanilla and coffee and knows immediately what it is, “It’s Vanilla Latte and it tastes just like you do after one of your absurdly large coffee on cheat days. It tastes like home, it tastes like you and Roman.”

“Home, huh? Well Deano I can’t argue against that sentiment because that’s what the caramel macchiato tastes like to me. It tastes like sticky ice cream, it tastes like the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat but knowing that regardless I’ve got the best boyfriends in the world. It reminds me of our first kiss in the back of a ring truck in a middle of nowhere Illinois when we’re mere kids still trying to break into the business. More sugary sweet and less whiskey burn but still it’s like our first kiss.”

[chrisevansbuddy]

Not currently but I used to back in the day. Randy Orton and John Cena are all time faves. (Randy's "leaks" 💦💦💦) Not completely relevant but I recently saw a TikTok of Rey Mysterio maskless and girrrlllll. Shoulda known he was FINE. Cesaro and Finn Balor have hot af too.

[leakedwrestlers]

Finn ballot being shown off by sheamus😈🍆🤤

[blackpoolcombatwriter]

Sometimes my brain has trouble comprehending that this Cesaro and BCC's Claudio are the same person. Insanely hot either way.

[randyortonhunk]

Our stud muffin sent for a spin

[wweassets]

As with Seth before him, the fact that Cesaro is a Dad makes me want to taste his potent sperm even more

dads are just so hot wbk

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