#ch: lilianna jax

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Jordan: I only told Jeri that Aiden and I are going to be adopting a child because he's like my brother!

Jeri: I only told Veronica bc she’s basically Aiden’s mother

Veronica: I told Emily because she’s my wife.

Emily: And I told everyone :)

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Sugar, stepping up onto a chair: The floor is hating Veronica

Jordan: *leaps into Aiden’s arms*

Aiden: *steps onto the table holding Jordan*

Emily: *lounges in a chair with his legs on the table*

Boris: *hops into a crouch on the couch*

Chuck: *hops up and braces self in doorway*

Jeri: *climbs Boris like a scared cat*

Veronica: *lies down on the floor*

Everyone: nOOOOO

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Lili: Little Miss over the heat and ready for spooky season.

Aiden: Little Mister over the sun ready for doom and gloom

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Jeri: I’m sensing hostility

Lili: Good. Because I hate you.

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Aiden: What’s an orgasm?

Jordan: Where did you hear-?!

Jeri: That’s when you fold paper to look like birds.

Lili: That’s oregano you idiot!

Jordan: Please stop!

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Veronica, holding up Aiden: stinky

Emily: No!

Veronica, swaying Aiden back and forth in the air: stinky demon brat

Emily: No!!!!

Lili, not looking up from chopping vegetables: naughty boy. brat brat

Emily, distraught: NO!!!!

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Aiden: What did I say to you about barging into my room?

Lili: It’s inconsiderate and selfish?

Aiden: Yeah yeah, but I remember specifically using the word “Don’t”

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Aiden: Time sensitive question: how flirt boy

Lili: Throw rocks at he

Veronica: Hot Dog

Sugar: kill him

Aiden: Thanks guys

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Jordan, about Aiden: I can fix him

Lili: He has like four other people also trying to fix him. I’m one of them

Jordan: What?

Lili: We’re starting to look like a ducking construction crew.

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Emily: How was your day, Darling?

Lili: HORRIBLE! And stop interrogating me!

Emily: …Mine was great thanks for asking

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Lili: Oh, I’m an idiot.

Aiden:

Lili:

Aiden: if you're waiting for me to disagree, this is going to be a long night.

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Sugar: Are any of you d-

Aiden: dead?

Emily: deprived of sleep?

Veronica: Drunk?

Lili: Depressed?

Sugar: Done with your work yet..what is wrong with you people!

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Aiden: I know we don’t always see eye-to-eye on things–

Lili: Thats because you’re short.

Aiden:

Aiden: Okay.

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Lili: Stopped needing therapy because I learned the phrase, "Well, what you gonna do?"

Aiden:

Aiden: You good, bro?

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Veronica: Let’s stop saying butthurt, we aren’t twelve anymore

Aiden: You sound a little asstroubled

Veronica: Stop.

Lili: A little bootybothered if you ask me

Veronica: That’s horrible. Don’t say that.

Emily:

Veronica: My love, please-

Emily: Sound like someone is having a tushy tantrum

Veronica: OH my god.

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Veronica: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste.

Aiden: We got spring water

Veronica: NO

Lili: With EXTRA minerals

Aiden: It's like licking a stalagmite.

Veronica: DONT COME HOME

Emily: Mmmmmmmm cave water