#chat... i miss my shitty smps...

[pusangkambing]

WHYBIS NOW THE TIME FOR ME TO BE MISSING ALL MY FAVORITE LIFE CHANGING DID SOMETHING TO CHANGE MY PSYCHE FOREVER AND EVER THAT ENDED SO SO FUCKING BADLY SMPS????!!!! I MISS QSMP I MISS DSMP I MISS MY CUBITOS I MISS THE ROLEPLAY I MISS THE DRAMA I MISS THE TENSION IT WAS SHIT ON THE INSIDE FILLED WITH AWFUL THINGS NO ONE KNEW ABOUT INTIL IT ALL CRASH3S AND BURNED BUT I MISS IT SO SO MUCH OHMYGODDHSIAHQ IT WILL MEVER HAPPEN AGAIN FOREVEBR AND EVER AND THAT SUCKS I MISS IT

[im-a-star-boy]

Chrysopoeia (Part 1)

eyyyyyy 2 parter,,, nether fun with a side of angst,,,,,

@panna-pan @princeboo do yall still want me tagging you when I post this AU or should I stop?

TW: Panic attacks

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Summary: They haven’t been to the Nether since they left the SMP, but they can’t put it off forever.

Word Count: 1,700

Date of Completion: Saturday, January 16th, 2021

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Tommy cast an anxious look to Tubbo and Ranboo, who were chatting quietly between themselves. “Is this a good idea?”

The two looked up at Tommy’s voice. Tubbo glanced back to the cave and made an unsure noise. “I mean, we gotta at some point, we’ve been here for two months. And… and we need quartz.”

Tommy looked down for a minute before returning his gaze to the cave. “Okay…”

The three bore their armor, enchanted iron with gold boots, and made their way down. The walk was quiet and tense as the stone slowly shifted into netherrack, patches of gravel shifted soul sand, there were small patches of blackstone and nether wart growing around, crimson vines hung from the ceiling, their sharp thorns dangling hazardously. Something in Tommy’s gut twinged as they approached the nether portal. 

The three had found it a few days before from a zombified piglin exiting the cave, an active nether portal that they hadn’t built. The nether had seemed to seep into the cave, converting natural minerals into the nether materials. It was built in the same style as the old ruined portals, but it wasn’t ruined, and it was still active. Some of the obsidian had begun to crack and weep, but not enough to offset the portal as the dark purple continued to swirl and whisper. The portal was protected by the cave, surrounded on all sides by stone supports. On the top of the portal, two gold blocks still glimmered, unwavered and untouched by the elements. 

They didn’t know who built the portal or how long it had been there, just that it was there. Tubbo shifted in his spot in front of the portal. None of them had been to the Nether since they left the SMP, and the idea of going back put them on edge. “You got the gold?” Tommy asked.

Ranboo nodded and lifted up the bag. “Yep,”

“Everyone have their tools and armor?”

Tubbo and Ranboo nodded and murmured softly in agreement. Tommy took a deep breath and led the way. “Then in we go,”

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The Nether hadn’t changed much. It was still hot, it was still dangerous, and it was still quiet, so, so very quiet.

Sure, there were sounds, but not enough in Tubbo’s opinion. The sound of fire crackling, lava bubbling from a lavafall nearby, the distant sound of a ghast crying, the sounds of piglins, or maybe hoglins, snorting somewhere. These sounds would break the silence every few minutes, but it was never enough to calm his nerves. Tubbo hated the Nether silence.

It wasn't like the Overworld silence, the sliver of time where the crickets would stop chirping, where the nocturnal animals would find their resting place, where the brooks and streams seemed to stop, if only for a moment, as the sun rose. It wasn't the peaceful moment of calm where everything in the world slept, everything but him at least. When the sun would break the horizon, the birds would take the place of the crickets and their cows and horses and chickens would wake and begin their day. The moment would be over. 

The Overworld silence was peaceful, momentary, and calm. The Nether silence was deafening, a threat, a reminder that few creatures lived here, that few creatures ever could even survive here. He could count all the truly living mobs here on one hand, and still would have less than ten if he counted the undead mobs. 

The portal had led them to a crimson forest. Tommy half expected to come through to the Nether hub, to see the bridges to his exile and to Techno’s house, to the floor from where the portal formed precariously over a lava lake, but no. It was untouched, overgrown, and empty. 

The portal was built into a wall on the edge of the crimson forest, the same stone brick framing around it keeping it stable, and the same cracks of obsidian that wept the strange purple fluid. The gold that typically decorated the structures was missing. A zombie piglin spared them an uninterested glance as they stepped through and examined the terrain.  

Tommy was quick to step forward and loot the chest that accompanied the ruins. There was a flint and steel, two fire charges, a clock, a few iron nuggets, and a helmet.

Tommy pulled out the helmet and examined it for a moment before returning it to the chest. Tubbo stepped forward, swallowing thickly. “Come on, let’s build a quick base here.”

Tommy raised an eyebrow. “A base? Why?”

“A place to store our stuff, it doesn’t hurt to have some emergency supplies here.”

“I’m with Tubbo, it doesn’t have to be complex, just something safe if we need to bunker down.” Ranboo piped in.

Tommy looked between the two and sighed. “Alright, fine, whatever, let’s build a base.”

Tubbo grinned. “Can you chop down some trees?”

Tommy didn’t reply, just grabbed his axe and stepped forward. “You two pick a spot, I’ll start there.”

Tubbo nodded and began searching. A little ways off from the portal, there was a nice flat area. “Over here!” He called.

Tommy stepped forward and began chopping the trees down, taking down the nether wart blocks that were like leaves to the tree. Once a good area was cleared, he handed materials off. Tubbo glanced at the materials and back to Tommy for a moment before smiling. “Tommy, why don’t you carve out a pathway? We can make it with red nether bricks, but we’ll need the netherrack to make them.”

Tommy straightened up a bit, his eyes brightening slightly at the idea of building a path. “Oh so now you’re making me do all the shitty work?”

Despite his snippy reply, Tubbo could see his excitement as he already began digging. Ranboo chuckled as Tommy got to work, looking eager with his job. 

The three had worked quickly, Tommy had carved out a path, chopping down trees as he went, and had set all the netherrack to smelt into bricks, letting Ranboo combine them into red nether bricks and then into slabs. He frequently would get sidetracked in cutting down trees and chopping the thorny crimson vines that dangled dangerously. He was quick in placing the slabs, looking immensely pleased with his work. 

As he placed the final slabs, he paused when his communicator pinged. He grabbed it, expecting a message from Tubbo, but froze when he saw the message. Niki says: Hey, Tommy. I know you’re… gone… but I need to apologize one last time. I’m sorry this happened to you, I’m sorry you have to pay for our mistakes, and I wish things could’ve ended differently. You didn’t deserve to die for our causes.

Niki says: You, Tubbo, and Ranboo were just children, and we chased you away. You died for a cause that didn’t last and I’m sorry we put you through that. I wish you three the best in whatever afterlife exists, and I hope you can find it in you to forgive us.

Tommy reread the message over and over. Niki had always been one to give speeches to the dead, but one to him? They thought he was dead?

His stomach churned as he read it again. He hadn’t even realized his breathing was picking up, or that his vision was blurring, or that it was suddenly too hot, too cramped, he can’t breathe he’s dying I’m dying I’m dying I can’t breathe I’m dying- Dream help please Dream I’m sorry-

There was a hand on his shoulder. “Tommy, deep breaths Tommy,” A gentle voice encouraged.

Tommy looked up, tears blurring his vision. When had he sat down? “Tommy, follow my breathing, okay? It’s okay, you’re okay,”

Tommy sucked in a shuddery breath and felt his hand get guided to someone’s chest. He could feel the expansion and collapse of their lungs and attempted to follow along. He took deep, shaky breaths. “Tubbo?” 

The brunet smiled. “Hey, Tommy.” 

Tommy took a slow breath, looking uncertain as he gathered his surroundings again. “Oh,”

Tubbo nodded gently. “You had a bit of a panic attack there, Big Man.” Tommy avoided his gaze, repeating, “Oh,” a bit softer. 

Tubbo’s gaze softened. “What happened?”

Tommy shakily pointed to his communicator, which he had dropped during his panic attack. Tubbo glanced over to it and Ranboo, who was watching worriedly from behind him, grabbed it, handing it to the brunet. He looked up at Tommy, getting his permission, before turning it on and seeing the message from Niki. His gaze hardened as he read the message before shutting it off. “Ranboo and I just got a similar message,” He hummed, setting the communicator aside for the meantime. “On the bright side, if they think we’re dead, they won’t come looking for us.”

Tommy avoided his gaze. “Why are they just now apologizing? After they think we’re fucking dead, that’s when they choose to apologize?!”

Tubbo nodded gently. “Yeah, it’s pretty stupid, isn’t it?”

Ranboo shrugged. “I mean, at least they’re trying, I guess.”

“Trying a bit too fucking late!”

Ranboo flinched back at his yell and Tommy quieted, curling in on himself. “I’m sorry, Big Man, I’m sorry.”

The Enderman hybrid’s gaze softened as he met his eyes. “It’s okay, Tommy. You have a right to be angry. They shouldn’t have waited until we ‘died’ to apologize.”

Tommy nodded weakly in agreement, still looking beat. Tubbo stood up and offered down his hand. “Wanna head home? We’ve made a lot of progress and I say we deserve a break.”

The blond nodded again. “Yeah, I could use some water and a nap.”

The other two nodded. “We’ve made pretty good progress on the base I’d say, it’s pretty and functional!”

Tommy grinned. “Oh yeah? We’re making headway, bitch! Soon enough we’ll have netherite again!”

Tubbo pumped his fist happily. “Yeah!”

Ranboo grinned at the two. “Wooo! Blowing up the nether with beds!”

Tommy let out a strained but genuine laugh. “Hell yeah!”

The three walked back through the portal, seeming a bit more eased about the situation.

[mc-slowwalker]

currently watching punz’s mcc vod and have not gotten an ad so far so there is that

ikr??!? like their system is just so bad. I love learning, I love knowledge and knowing stuff but gosh. also half my lecturers are just not good. like all they do is read off the slides like I can do that myself :/ :(

oh god know I could never be an updates account. I don’t even know how they get half their information like how does one figure out that dream commented on some random tik tok??? I meant that I’ve been a person that has seen a tweet feom an updates account that dream is on some stream and gone to that stream. yeah I never know what’s going on cause I never have the energy to catch up with stuff I’ve missed but also I have this like need to know everything so I just have like half the information. I don’t even know how dts work on twt. like sometimes they tell people to off themselves in qrts/replies or like dm them probably too, which is so, so shitty. but yeah it’s kinda laughable how they have to censor all the words. but yeah no dts are not cool in the slightest. I’ve never gotten any of that because for the most part I have a very limited online presence and like I wouldn’t get to worried by it or anything but it’s such a shitty thing to do. god the kaveytfon thing was so ughh. and all I saw of it was clips and summary threads. yeah I get that. it’s a bit annoying cause some of my irls are gamer nerds that dislike dream cause “he cheated,” “he scripts manhunts,” “he’s bad at the game,” “he encourages his toxic stans,” and some other “anti” arguments. but what can you do. like I was just talking about minecraft once and one of them was like “oh but he so cheated” like yeah dude we’re well past that now these days we’re shitting on dream for making questionable sounds on a discord podcast /j. yeah like 100% I know dream can handle it and his friends will back him if needed I just feel really sad for him sometimes. maybe it’s just me cause I sometimes have annoyingly emotional reactions to things unnecessarily. bbh popped off with that one tweet on main.

nah we just say uni here and I didn’t know if you also said uni in america or just college. ohhh I see. we just say uni here. ohh that makes sense. and that’s pretty handy! here the only subjects I’m required to do are any that could be a possible prereqs for any major that I may choose to do. a friend of mine who is now going to college in america is doing spanish too! haha yeah my english language teacher once said something about it like two years ago and it’s never left my head ever since.

brooo no,, beets are good!! well not always but I like them in one specific sandwich that I used to have for lunch in school when I was in yr10. but they’re definitely a great plot point. ughhh I 100% agree with the silly lore stuff. it’s so fun and I love it but all the fandom does is whine. like first they’re like “oh I miss silly lore” and then they’ll get silly lore and be like oh not like that. I will never forgive people for writing of l’sandburg. I was asleep for most of it but it was still great. so true!! that was jack manifold right? smartness man ever. everything that ever happens on the dream smp is canon, there is not “semi lore” or “just a bit.” I add the “bit” argument because I’ve seen it used to excuse some c!actions recently. lmaoo yeha like I enjoy high production lore especially if they’re passionate about it but there’s just something about silly minecraft roleplay that I love. like when I first joined the fandom, it was through animatics and then watching the actual streams was so different but in a good way

no we haven’t!! it’s on the list of stuff we still don’t know about. glad to know you agree that enderwalk and c!dream and best friends. idk much about ballsmp but it looks fun and 3rd like looks cool tok like I’ve seen artwork and it interests me. and I really wanna get into hermit craft. if I do with any of them it’ll probably be hermitcraft. wait I do not know about that but that’s absolutely hilarious. I may just not remember cause I feel like I do know about it but my memory is unbelievably shoddy.

oh hahahaa I was asleep for that bit but I heard about it lol. ahahahah george and sapnap just there after dream just leaves is so funny. never fails to make me laugh/not laugh when dream just leaves that quickly. dreams been on a roll since like mcc like he’s done so much. liek today he was even on bads stream playing gartic phone !! I missed it live cause I was busy but imma watch the vod now!

alright I’ve just gotten through like the half of punz’s mcc vod that I had left and not a single ad so woooo for that!

Yooo pay to win actually wins!

Lectures are a bitch I keep falling asleep in them!! Which is bad because I always decide to try and sit up front to show dominance but I keep falling asleep

Oooh sorry I thought you meant that you ran one. Yeah no how tf to they do it??? Everything ccs do seems so fucking random??? Also my brother hates dream not because he cheated but because his fan base is bad? The only fan base you know ya little shit is me step up fucker. I am emotionally attached to dream so I understand

Calling it university isn’t super common here and I don’t think most americans even know the difference. Honesty it’s more about what the school calls itself, so like theres Harvard University & Bowdoin College but you mainly refer to them by their names anyways.

No all beets are bad and I will take 0 criticism on this they’re bad in real life and they’re bad in minecraft!!! Did I forget to add that jack manifold said that I was pretty tired when I wrote it and kinda gave up my b akjdkd. Animatics are banger but they’re just 3 times more banger when they have to be taken out of context. I just started watching 3rd life from grian’s pov and I’m enjoying it so much! The idea is super interesting also big fan of any game that has proximety chat

I miss the garlic phone thing! I had a busy day but I wanna watch it after jack & scott ylyl

[tommyssupercoolblog]

Quackity is dead canonically reminder

Happy and giddy and happy to announce the sponsorship "POWER V BOW TO YOUR TEMPLE AND PULLING THE TRIGGER" LMAO

Tommyinnit plugin.... Also love that source is also an inniter. He is the fanbase.

The sarcasm and dread as he is forced to shill for ai.... I'm so sorry. "Ai...ai is good!" "... it's fun!" And soulless smiles. BRO LMAO he really said "oh I have to read this? Okay *cracks knuckles in capital a Actor* but I'm going to make my feelings known"

LDShadowLady pointing out the missing vanilla 😭 also the YAYYYY they do together 🩷

LDShadowLady gets to meet godorp.

NOOOOOO "I WANNA BE IN YOU" AND HER REACTION TOMMY NOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOO the stuttering as he tries to fix it lmao

💕💖 Godorp 💖💕 LDShadowLady is going to share Godorp with the internet via charcuterie board

HE'S SELF AWARE OH NO he is trapped....he is trapped in the game he is aware like Monica Doki Doki literature club

TOMMYINNIT SHAKY BREATH IN 2024 SHE REALLY SENT HIM BACK IN TIME WITH THAT FRIGID COMMENT OMG

Her face...her FACE while he talks about Trake.... Lil dolla meets Trake

Lil Dolla can only come out in a friendly environment....safety first in the LGBT community 💖🫶🏻🏳️‍🌈

Tommy rubbing the back of his neck like dat...girl put it away

Love garden moment!!!!!

Spyglass time!!!!!!

SHE DIED OF LACK OF SPYGLASS..... Water landed in the water lmao SHE CAN'T STOP DYING LMAO

HE'S COLORBLIND???? CANON??? I know he told George that but I thought he was lying forreal. Not to be a septicinnit obsessed blorbo online again but ...omg another thing they have in common 🫶🏻 cinematic parallels wtf

Tommy continues to impulsively ask people to record on short notice and then be sad they r busy

"stop lecturing me" "ok" I WISH people said "ok" when I asked them to stop lecturing me

HER PROCESSING LMAOOOOO

pink thing time

AN HOUR??? No I would rage quit OH DIAMONDS NEVERMIND

"It is definitely purple" THEY JUST FUCKIN. HE LOONEY TOONED HER

Ender dragon Collab time 🫶🏻🏳️‍🌈💖💕🩷

Ghostwriterinnit

I would NOT put that bitch in my love garden I would put him in my hate garden

"I am a bachelor aside from Molly" BROTHER 💀 he keeps doin this forreal

Inniters are all dyed hair and pronouns...pronoun moment

"you're just this thing" LD SHADOW LADY SAYS SHE BARELY COUNTS AS A WOMAN???? LDShadowLady demigirl moment can we get some "PRIDE 🫶🏻🏳️‍🌈"s in the chat???

Average Harry IS a bad influence to be honest.

"by the way I did that" oh mood. Bragging time

🎶 Take me down to Redacted City where the LDs are shadowed and it's all quite shitty 🎶 TAKE 🎶 ME 🎶 DOWNNNNNNN

This whole Trake and lil Dolla thing is very plural of them

Joel moment,,???

SPYGLASS DUO "I DON'T REALLY DO DUOS" LMAO BASED

TRAKEEEEE IS BACK

LMAOOO LIL DOLLA'S VOICE IS NOT WHAT I WAS ANTICIPATING AT ALLLLLL MAN FUCK FUCK MATE /POS

OMG THE CINEMATIC CUTS AND LYRICS

Lil dolla got he/him pronouned

Tommy in this video and Tommy in the jacksepticeye Collab both insist on TELEGRAPHING that they're going to "throw it" from one person to the other lmaoooo

SHE'S FUCKING ROASTING HIM

They are SPYGLASS DUOOOOO OFFICIALLY

The creeper better not crash this lil Dolla concert

LIL DOLLA I love that he counts her down to help 🩷💕💕

Creeper ladder holes 💕🩷💖🎶🏳️‍🌈🫶🏻 such meaningful and evocative lyrics 🥺😭

SHE'S NEVER COMING BACK OH NOOOOOOOOO LMAO she's like. "Bye bitch"

Joel audience time 🫶🏻🏳️‍🌈���💖🩷💕👉🏻👈🏻

THEY'RE PUNCHING EACH OTHER TO THROW THE LYRICS

Love how source paused between smallish and beans and then Joel mirrored that and paused between Tommy and Innit......real

"JOEL PLEASE DON'T JUDGE ME" LMAOOOOOOO

love the title card

THE HALF WHITE JOKE OPENER OH MY GOD I'M GOING INSANE

His claps are so comical,,, just singular clasps in the silence

NOT HER SHOUTING HIM OUT FOR BEING A HATER LMAOOO💀💀💀💀

TOMMY LAUGHING AND CLAPPING WHILE JOEL IS SILENT IS SO FUCKIN CRAZY

"I love smp live"

I LOVE SKIN AND STEALING SKIN OFF PEOPLE OH MOOOOOO

Girllllllllll noooo girllllllll girl she's a serial killer GIRLLLLLLA

"I stick to my words" wow. Rude lmao /joking

BINGO TIME

NEW LYRICS THIS TIME??!!!!

THE BUILDUP OF TRAKE IS UNIRONICALLY POGGERS

Joel looking at the camera NOOOOOOOO

ICARUSINNIT

LDShadowLady RAN OFF STAGEEEEEEEEE

she's audience now

"no one gets me" end of song....HELP HIM

Tommyinnit Mountain Theatre. Oop

NOT THE PHANTOMS

HIM POINTING A GUN AT HIM BUT DYING TO PHANTOMS LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

"get down lil Dolla"

JOEL IS SO MEAN LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OMG she really does steal skin 💕🩷💖 including faces

HE BANNED HIMMMMM LMAOOOOO

She was sensing his depression lmao

Love the universal consensus never to do this again

// end liveblogging //

That was fun!! Definitely a change of pace but I loved it. Felt ✨fresh✨ you know??? VERY POGGERS!!!! I wonder if Lil Dolla will appear in hermitcraft as well

YIPPEEEEEE LIVEBLOG TIME