#chataclysmes

[lady-chataclysm]

Chapter One Chapter Two

When an akuma attack leaves Cat Noir in danger, Ladybug decides that they need a better way of communicating with each other- even in their civilian form. That’s how she ends up watching as he gleefully types in her new number into the cell phone she had bought earlier that day.

“Rules. You can’t call me unless there’s an emergency, you can’t text me ever, and you have to change the passcode every three days. Got it?”

“Don’t worry. I’m going to choose a super secret passcode that no one will ever guess.”

“Is it going to be 1234?”

“Well, not anymore, it’s not.”

[madamebug]

@chataclysmic sent : ❛  if  it’s  all  in  my  head ,  tell  me  now .  tell  me  i’ve  got  it  wrong .  ❜

marinette  was  just  a  normal  girl,  with  a  normal  life.  out  of  all  people  to  fall  in  love  with...  chat  noir,   was  the  least  normal  choice.  despite  her  tie  to  him  as  ladybug...  she  felt  like  for  once,  she  was  seen  as  marinette  dupain-cheng,  &  not...  ladybug,  like  the  rest  of  the  world  knows  her  as.  the  way  he  smiles  at  her,  that  wasn't  for  ladybug...  it  was  for  her,  right?  the  way  he  holds  her  delicately,  looks  after  her,  it's  for  her.  so  no...  the  way  she  feels,  the  way  her  aquamarine  eyes  stare  into  his  emeralds  for  just  a  bit  longer...  no,  he's  not  wrong.  god,  she  wishes  her  life  was  normal,  simple.  she  wishes  she  could  be  a  normal  teenage  girl,  with  a  normal  teenage  life.

she's wordless in her overly thought motions, her  hand  nervously  twitching  as  she  reaches  out  for  his  gloved  ones. she hesitates for a few moments, before intertwining his gloved palm with her own.  she'd  regret  this...  but,  she'd  want  to  be  selfish,  just  this  once.

❝  ...you're  not  wrong.  i'm  sorry, chat. i guess i can't lie to you anymore, not like this. ❞

[jauneilles]

💋 ♡ @chataclysmic your choice of adrien or chat

( let chloé kiss your muse / accepting !! )

𝐒𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐍'𝐓 𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐈𝐓 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐃, only that she had suddenly grown accustomed to Chat Noir's near-nightly visits. On the nights when she wasn't patrolling with one of the other Miraculous holders as Queen Bee, she'd sit out on her balcony and wait. Like clockwork, he'd show up. He never stayed too long; only a few minutes as he did his own patrols with Ladybug, but she liked the company. Some part of her wondered if he only checked in on her to make sure she didn't betray them all. It wouldn't have surprised her if that were the case.

Chloé had done herself little favours in fostering trust with her teammates. Between her tumultuous emotions, which resulted in either herself or someone else getting Akumtaised, and the number of awful things she had said and done over the years, she could hardly blame any of them for being cautious around her. But Ladybug trusted her enough to be Queen Bee again. And they all trusted Ladybug. So. For now, Chloé was an ally.

She was determined, this time, not to mess it up.

They had been talking for a while. Idle chatter that filled the void. Chat Noir was surprisingly easy to talk to, once she got past all of his annoying puns and flirtations. Chloé found herself opening up more and more, despite how little she actually knew about her teammate. But the little she did know, the little that he did reveal — sometimes on purpose, other times perhaps without realising it — she filed away for safekeeping. Kept them as clues to a puzzle that was slowly, but surely, beginning to take shape.

She had her suspicions.

❝ You know, this is totally unfair. ❞ She watched Chat carefully from his perch on her balcony railing, and when he didn't say anything, she barrelled on unperturbed. ❝ It's just... you know who I am. But I know so little about you. The real you, I mean. ❞

She could see his mind working, trying to come up with an excuse. A reasonable explanation for his reticence; but Chloé already knew the why. It was the same reason why Ladybug and Chat Noir hadn't known each other's identities for so long. And the only reason she even knew that much was because Marinette had told her. Marinette trusted her.

If she were still her old self, she might have taken this opportunity to be nasty and mean about his secrets. She hated keeping secrets and she hated people keeping them from her. But that was old Chloé, and she wasn't going to be that manipulative, self-serving person anymore.

Chat didn't say anything, but she noticed how his posture had shifted. Less self-assured as he folded in on himself, arms wrapping around his middle. She'd seen that posture before. Knew of someone else who did the same thing when they were upset. Chloé pursed her lips, took a deep breath, and plunged.

❝ Adrien... ❞ She was careful not to react when he did. Her eyes had averted, her gaze forward and resolute. She felt, more than saw, him jolt next to her. As if he'd been electrocuted. Gotcha. ❝ Adrien sits like that too, when he's upset. Or when he feels alone. He thinks I don't notice, but I do. I just... I don't know how to help him. ❞ Chloé made a show of yawning and stepped back from the balcony. ❝ I haven't been a very good friend to him in recent years, but... I'm trying to do better. And I would hope he knows he can always talk to me. About anything. Anyway... it's late. You should get back to patrol. ❞

Chloé turned, but instead of going back inside she stepped towards him. With more confidence than she actually felt, she planted a kiss on his cheek, just under the bottom of his mask.

❝ ——But that does go for you, too. I hope you know I'm here to listen if you need someone. I-I know I'm not Ladybug, but... well, goodnight, Chat Noir. ❞

[rosahope]

@chataclysmic said : ❛ you shouldn’t insult people that are bigger than you. ❜ ♡ chat noir | ( 200 random dialogue prompts / accepting !! )

𝐀 𝐇𝐔𝐅𝐅 𝐎𝐅 𝐈𝐌𝐏𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐄𝐒𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐃 𝐇𝐄𝐑. She hadn't been acquainted with Chat Noir for more than five minutes and she already wanted to hurl him halfway across France. Internally, she considered that Ladybug might even thank her for it. Still, if this was the game he wanted to play, she could stoop to his level. Her prior irritation faded, replaced by something coy and unexpected as she stepped toward the superhero. Chibimoon pointed a gloved finger right at the tip of his nose, tapping once.

❝ Well you know what they say, kitty cat — the bigger they are, the harder they fall. ❞ She accentuated this statement with a flirtatious bat of her eyelashes and a serene smile. ❝ Don't tell me I've made it so easy for you already! ❞

[mlcontentcreatorbirthdays]

It’s @chataclysmes’s birthday today!

Happy birthday, wishing you a lovely day!

[so-many-kwamis]

Hello. It might throw off your system again, but....

How about a 2-3-6 System? Because that would result in a 6-6-6 point 3 layer (also could be a reference to kwamies chaotic nature) and 11 Miraculous. Quite strange noumber, but maybe they said that's why you need the Guardian, to make it 12, a very classic and perfect noumber... And this way, guardians are also could be called or titled "Master of all layers" as the are capable to control their box all layers separatly.... I would even say, being a Guardian is like having "Human Miraculous"....

I would maybe even suggest this phenomenon be related somehow to Eggo and Niick having no Holder or Miraculous... Maybe something chataclysmic happened, refulting them being without it and made peaple form the order of Guardians? What do you think?

No, that's too much. I'd say that 11/12 is too op, it removes the struggle.

Eggo and Niic have a miraculous, them not having was just an old idea because I didn't want to come up with the restricted powers xd

[hunterxassasin]

Yo what ever happened to @chataclysmes ??

[lady-chataclysm]

When an akuma attack leaves Cat Noir in danger, Ladybug decides that they need a better way of communicating with each other- even in their civilian form. That’s how she ends up watching as he gleefully types in her new number into the cell phone she had bought earlier that day.

“Rules. You can’t call me unless there’s an emergency, you can’t text me ever, and you have to change the passcode every three days. Got it?”

“Don’t worry. I’m going to choose a super secret passcode that no one will ever guess.”

“Is it going to be 1234?”

“Well, not anymore, it’s not.”

[madamebug]

@chataclysmic sent : ❛  you’ve  got  your  share  of  secrets  and  i’m  tired  of  being  the  last  to  know .  ❜

her  heart  drops  with  a  painful  pang;  her  minou's  truth  ached  more  than  he  would  ever  know.  i’m  tired  of  being  the  last  to  know  rings  within  ladybug's  ears———  if  only  he  knew  just  how  much  she  shouldered  for  his  sake.  her  brows  furrow,  unable  to  face  him.  she  holds  herself  tightly;  for  she  fears  that  if  she  didn't...  she'd  fall  apart  in  front  of  him.  some  superhero  she  was...  she  couldn't  even  tell  her  partner,  her  closest  confidant,  how  she  felt,  what  she  truly  wanted...

❝  chat...  ❞  her  voice  was  soft  against  the  sounds  of  parisienne  night,  it's  midnight  choir  eventually  reaching  it's  main  chorus.  the  buzz  of  her  surroundings  was  suffocating———  (  c'mon  ladybug.  this  isn't  like  you.  )  aquamarine  meets  rich  emeralds,  &  she  feels  herself  falter.  biting  her  tongue,  she  finally  musters  the  courage  once  more.  ❝  i...  can't  tell  you.  if  i  did...  it'd  put  you,  and  everybody  else  in  danger.  i  can't  do  that.  not  again.  ❞

[flightfoot]

I miss chataclysmes

Chataclysmes had some good Adrigami stuff.

[mlcontentcreatorbirthdays]

* This list is not a complete list and will be added to as new birthdays get added

@brickercupmasterx3 - 1st October (Sideblog: @bmx3-lukanette-blog )

@buginetta - 1st October

@queridaz - 1st October

@mikoriin - 3rd October

@macaronsforchat - 4th October

@alwaysinstoryland - 5th October

@toripar - 5th October

@anyanp - 7th October

@miraculouslycool - 7th October

@yeet-noir - 7th October

@literal----trash - 9th October

@madchattery - 10th October

@chataclysmes - 12th October

@enaica - 12th October

@lunadensmidnightprowl - 12th October

@palepumpkin - 13th October

@purrfectlypunny - 16th October

@dadplagg-mamatikki - 17th October

@adrienette-chatbug - 19th October

@eatmypan - 19th October

@mocamaru - 21st October

@mymiraculoussideblog - 23rd October

@chloe-bourgeois-is-big-gay - 24th October

@chaotic-trav - 25th October

@bugchat - 27th October

@flashflashitsash - 28th October

@sariahsue - 28th October

@kudaranaikyo - 30th October

@lost-in-the-world-of-maribat - 30th October (Sideblog: @incorrect-miraculous)

@caytaclysm - 31st October

@miraculousmumma - 31st October

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See the full alphabetical list here, the calendar here or add your birthday here!

[blastthatsadfm]

kenhina?

SUCH A 10/10 SHIP!!!

Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa

Kenma. His head is almost always on the clouds.

Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them

Hinata. He gets all giggly when he realizes he’s in love.

Who starts the tickle fights

Also Hinata. 

Who starts the pillow fights

Kozume might use of the element of surprise when Shouyou is distracted?

Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile

Kenma has a hard time falling asleep, usually, so thats him.

Who mistakes salt for sugar

I truly think they’re both dumbasses when it comes to cooking, but I have more fun thinking about Kenma doing that.

Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning

Kenma. Late nights streaming alone made his bad habits stand out for a while.

Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines

Hinata has no use for being in love if he cant sound like a romantic idiot. Kenma does likes them, he just feels embarrassed if Kuroo gets to hear them.

Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order

Kozume needs a way to center his life, and this sounds exactly like how he would procrastinate something important.

Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies

Hinata. It was his idea to make the brownies, too.

Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion

Kenma. He might have been influenced by sugarish novels and movies.

Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen

Kenma has weird ways of seeking physical affection at first, and this was one of them.

Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation

Hinata. He cant forget! He does thinks those are neat souvenirs. 

Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines

They are both very excited about filling those! They also send each other personality quizzes all the time.

send me a ship and I’ll tell you.

[awholelotofladybug]

A compilation of all the commissions I ordered from @chataclysmes. All of these are based on scenes that take place in the Stammering Adrien Agreste AU. There will be more where that came from.

UPDATE: Now including the latest commission

[fluffyrens]

Ko-fi request for @chataclysmes! Thank you for the coffee you glittery poop

Throw some coffee at me!