#cheese-related asks

[thatsbelievable]

Let me be the first to say that this page grates my parm. 🧀

I will assume this is a good thing, so thank you!

[sciencestarlo]

Starlo you’ve been elected as a bishop of the mouse god for all the cheese that just magically appeared around you

[healingheartdogs]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8651U8R/

Imani really never misses. The comparison between white veganism and the pro-life movement both using the "oppression" of perfect "victims" that can't speak as a proxy to try to make themselves seem oppressed and take a moral high ground is so damn right. This is shit we've been talking about for years on social media only to get attacked by white vegans and told we're anti-veganism for criticizing them for aligning with the alt right pipeline and holding up racism, classism, ableism, and anti-semitism in their movement.

https://x.com/Imani_Barbarin/status/1703564007406223548?s=20

All of this white veganism drama really started just because Imani asked for vegan cheese recommendations, by the way. Not even because she was criticizing them (although she's very right to do so), but because they were so eager to gatekeep and show their asses when a Black disabled woman asked about opinions on vegan cheeses that melt well.

[2amcheese]

What's the best type of cheese.

Cheddar, on the sharper side but definitely NOT extra sharp. A nice mozzarella is good too. Parmesan is only good in fine powdery form.

[illumiera]

🌺 Elentari is allergic to diary. I'm sorry but she gives me them Vibes

🌺 tell me a headcanon you have for one of my characters and I'll rate how accurate it is! 🌺

dRAGON, SHE HAS ENOUGH GOING ON AS IT IS, DON'T TAKE MILK CHOCOLATE AND A GOOD PIECE OF CHEESE AWAY FROM HER, TOO—

[ragingtwilight]

Lost note #1 made me cry for like 20 mins I had to put the game down

Cherry on top I made Leshy a damned follower first and I was so upset I had to restart the whole day I'm so sorry babygirl I didn't know there was a limit

Also Heket asked me to marry her let's fucking go

[needs-to-stop-looking-at-valves]

Can you write a story on how Pepa would react to Felix having a boner pressed against her in bed ?

God we love some boner business. Let's GO

The night was still. The night was quiet. So why was it Pepa found herself stirring a bit in her sleep, to the point where she begrudgingly woke up? She grumbled a bit as her eyes opened, grumpy as she reached over to flick on a candle to help illuminate the room with a dull glow. It took her only a moment to figure out the culprit- Félix. HE was dead asleep, arms wrapped around her protectively as he snoozed, with his erection pressed against his shorts, and against her panties.

"...oh."

No wonder she woke up. Félix's friend wasn’t exactly tiny, so his presence was pretty damn obvious. She should wake him up, but...oh, it had been too long since he fucked his little wife (a full twenty four hours, can you imagine?). She couldn't help herself. She held onto the arm wrapped around her chest, and hugged it as she pushed her ass against it. It was gentle at first, just a little bit of brushing against it.

Then she started to get REALLY fucking horny. She got the erection to rub against her ass, even a bit against her pussy. Next thing she knew, she was whinpering, and essentially forcing that big, thick cock to hump her. She turned to look at Félix, his face was so beautifully unaware and gentle as he continued to sleep. She held his cheek, and gave his lips a few pecks, getting absolutely giddy as a soft moan escaped those lips she loved so much.

"Damelo Félix...I want it."

She stopped for only a moment to push down his underwear, trying to not make herself moan as his erection, free as a bird, was separated only by her panties. The cock that gave her more orgasms than she could count, the cock that gave her her babies, the cock that she was practically smothering with her ass right now.

"Fuck fuck fuck...just a little more, make a mess for mami, Gran bastardo!"

She couldn't resist holding his hand, kissing his big, stupid palm, finding her pussy tremble at the smell of wood stuck against his skin (he went out to chop wood earlier, GOD that was hot). His cock was twitching, clearly he was going to cum, and she'd lick him clean and-

"Didn’t know you could be so bad, Pepi."

His voice was husky against her ear, and she found her scream being muffled by his hand. Was it in surprise? Delight? She couldn't tell. Just that Félix suddenly pressed her face against the pillow, and put every single pound of that sexy body on her, and fucked her clothed ass. Oh his thrusts were so fast, so full of force, she felt her eyes practically roll to the back of her head. Oh his stupid sexy voice was of no help.

"Look at you. You got me all worked up. Now you're gonna fucking sit there, and let me use you till I cum all over this pretty fucking ass."

It wasn't a choice, wasn't a question. She riled him up, she had to take care of him, and she was absolutely delighted to. Her fingers dug into the hand around her face, more in worship than in complaint, thankful it muted all her loud, untamed moans. He had so much fucking weight to him, she swore the bed creaked and groaned under his massive weight, and that was somehow even SEXIER.

"I'm cumming. FUCK I'm cumming all over you, you bad, bad girl."

His words were blunt, his voice was husky. The type of husky he used to get whatever the fuck he wanted. He kept humping her into the sheets, before she felt it. Ribbons of thick, hot cum decorated her ass, and her bare back. When he seemed to have his fill, he took away his hand, leaning down to kiss her lips with such hunger, she thought he was going to eat her right up. She whimpered as his cock, still fluffed up from his recent orgasm, pressed up against her ass.

"I'M not bad. Your f-friend woke me up, I think he missed me."

"And you decided to entertain him without me? Sounds bad to me, Pepa. I don't think you should try to talk your way out of this."

She tried not to swoon as his thumb carressed her lips, and immediately her mind filled with all sorts of dirty thoughts. She kissed his thumb in adoration, to prove she was good. But pushing her ass against him was a bit counterproductive.

"You gonna make me quiet, hombrecito?"

He kissed at her shoulder, nodding.

"Si. I think there's a ballgag in the closet with your name on it."

She felt herself shake as his teeth gently grazed against her skin. Stupid sexy Félix, keeping her awake at this time of night.

"This a suggestion, or you being an hombre and TELLING me?"

She felt her face smothered by the pillow, it being used to smother her scream as his hand SPANKED her little ass. He pulled her head up by her hair, looking at her as smug as smug could get.

"Neither. You're being a dirty girl and asking me. Go on."

She swallowed her nerves, before nodding.

"Gag me Papi, por favor."

"Eso Pepi~...you wait right here. Don't move."

He was about to get up, when her whimper stopped him. He looked down at her curiously, and she felt herself pouting.

"I wanna move real quick."

"What for?"

"I'm thirsty."

He shrugged, and relented.

"I can get you water. Do you just wanna get the gag for when I come back-"

"I want a snack too."

"...do you just wanna have a late night snack party then pass out?"

"Do...you mind?"

Félix DID sound really excited. Oh god was he upset or even angry-

"Not at all. I've seen you during late night snack parties, it's sexy~"

He chuckled as he leaned in to kiss her forehead, handing her the big, puffy robe she loved so much.

"Te amo, Félix."

"I love you too, Pepa. But no chocolates, its too late."

"W-you can't tell me what to eat!"

"Yes Papi can."

"Like hell you can!"

He should be ashamed of himself, disgusted even. He kept his forehead against hers, trying and failing to look in charge.

"I'm older, that counts. No chocolates. Pepi, don't give me that look. Pepi. No. I'm serious, you're going to be tired tomorrow and miserable."

She pouted her little lips, even made them tremble, and batted her pretty eyes at him. He sighed, before he just gave the hell up.

"Fine. But only a little bit."

She grinned, giving a little clap in victory. She sat smugly in his arms as he picked her right up, walking her out of the room as quietly as he could. She loved him, almost as much as she loved chocolate.

Almost.

[sunxstreaker]

Your honour, you're gonna be the reason I get into Transformers. Please spare me. I can only handle so many brainrots. PLEASE STOP POSTING COOL THINGS I'M BEGGING YOU PLE

Look at my robots boy

[nicmares404]

your art? actual hard aged cheese. hard on the outside and if i took a bite i would transcend to another dimension bcs of how good it is

HAGSHAHJKD That is an amazing compliment! Thank you so much

[nintendont2502]

Got some Vegimite delivered because of your Aussieposting a while back, and I wound up quite enjoying it! Is there anything else you put it on other than buttered toast, though?

!!

It's pretty good on it's own with basically any form of bread (toasted or otherwise), but some other really good combos off the top of my head are vegemite + avocado, vegemite + cheese or vegemite + a poached or scrambled egg (and also avocado)

Also if you have the chance you have to make Vegemite scrolls, they're incredible

[catgirltoofies]

what is bebe's favorite subject in school?

home ec. free cheese.

her favorite subject to learn is science. it's the subject she expects the most use out of, and it's the one she can best visualize.

[hyperfixation-tangentopia]

I love it when a problem that's detrimental to my health with no known cause vanishes on its own.

...I also absolutely despise it when it decides to come back, just as arbitrarily <3

[mythbank]

Lets do some music asks!!!!! 🚫 🌈 ✨ 🎬

hell yea music asks!!

🚫 what changes would kidz bop make to this song if they covered it? Ellen/Oprah - Adam Neely, Jessica Kion, Ben Levin

Probably all the blood mentions of course, but maybe also the mentions of Ellen and Oprah? I'm not sure if Kidz Bop has to remove real people's names to avoid copyright but I wonder what they'd replace their names with...

🌈is this song currently on any of your playlists? if yes, what one(s)? Fugue State - Vulfpeck

Yes! Sorta?? I have a big playlist of concert videos and radio shows I like, including one that uses Fugue State as it's main theme! I like it on mandolin, but the original guitar version is just groovier :>

✨describe the song in emojis. Green & Gold - Lianne La Havas

💚💛👀

(listen to the live version from the current by the way it's great)

🎬 - if you scripted/directed a music video for this song what would it look like? Death by Suspicion - Madison Cunningham

Oh man I got really lucky with shuffle for this one -- Madi's music videos in the past definitely lean into isolation and alienation among big groups of people. Lonely but not alone, I guess?

Between the theatre full of marionettes and a house too small for a head too big I think that the best way to adapt Death by Suspicion would be to play into a world that feels like it never stops looping in on itself. A board room full of empty chairs for the critics observing her comes to mind! Maybe with an endlessly long/circular table with more doors than windows.

(and maybe with this version of the song instead! flash warning for the video)

For this ask game

[2amcheese]

Former cheesemonger here: Have you ever had a chunk of fresh parmigiano reggiano? I’d really recommend it if not!

I have not but i will factor the recommendation into my plans for the future!

[prismatic-bell]

IMPORTANT REMINDER TO MY EUROPEAN FOLLOWERS AND OTHER TUMBLR DENIZENS FROM AN AMERICAN DESERT-DWELLER:

Climate change is a bitch and summer is coming. If you don’t already have an air conditioner and/or fans, NOW is the time to get them.

THINGS YOU SHOULD BE SHOPPING FOR NOW:

—clothes made of cotton or linen

—air conditioner

—fans

—frozen meals that can be cooked in the microwave

—potable bottled water; you want five days’ worth per person and pet in your household

—bottled fruit juices; it does not matter if these are sugar-added because you’ll want the electrolytes

—electrolyte drinks

—electrolyte pills (you can get these online, I get mine from Amazon)

—popsicle molds to use with fruit and juice

—ice cube trays

—nonperishable salty snacks like peanuts

—one charger brick per adult in case of rolling blackouts or power outages; charge these at the beginning of May, and drain them via use once a month if they’re not needed

YOUR TO-DO LIST:

—check your home’s HVAC system if you didn’t do it at the beginning of winter. Make sure all the filters are clean and replace them if needed

—check the seals on your sinks and bathtub in case you have to run water to handle shortages

—make and freeze meals you can cook in the microwave or simply defrost. Remember to select light summer fare, not hearty winter soups and gravies

—purchase and freeze lunch meats and cheeses you can defrost and use this summer for sandwiches when it’s hot

—assemble your check-in list: elderly, pregnant, disabled, and immunocompromised friends and relatives who may struggle to get things they need when the heat wave hits. Have this list posted and ready to go through daily once the heat gets high. DON’T JUST ASSUME YOU WILL REMEMBER. WRITE IT ALL DOWN.

—create a list of emergency contacts in case of fire, heat stroke, and other heat-related emergencies. This should include your local version of 911 (I think in most of Europe it’s 112, but don’t rely on me as an American, LOOK IT UP NOW before you need it), your doctor’s phone number, and two emergency contacts. Keep it in a place where it can be easily found if someone needs to make these calls on your behalf.

—ask your doctor for an additional prescription for any medications you take, and fill it now. Extreme heat can cause disruptions in the supply chain. Make sure you cycle these meds; that’s to say, always use your oldest bottle first so you don’t end up with expired meds in an emergency.

—stock your first-aid kit. If you don’t have one, now is a good time to make one.

—if you own a car, get your yearly maintenance done now. You don’t want to be dealing with an inoperable vehicle if you need to evacuate.

Staying safe this summer starts now. Get your prep done.

[emeraldenha]

can I please be added to the campus crush taglist 💗? literally in love with the concept. yn's just like me fr.

thank you so much for enjoying Campus Crush! I’d be happy to add you💗