#cheez wiz

[paulpingminho]

[chronivore]

[oi101]

[johnnyprimecc]

Olde City

First, check out my Ride and Review video of this joint. Aight, let’s get into it. Rumor has it, a former partner from Shorty’s struck out on his own after some creative differences. Behold, the birth of Olde City – in fact, Olde City has taken over this former Shorty’s space on Madison Avenue. While it may seem redundant, it isn’t. Shorty’s has gone downhill lately, and Olde City is better than…

[mangosaurus]

i can't express just how much i love darius's relationship with brand. the way they talk is so real and authentic. the character writing on this show is just so fucking gidejdksj GOOD!!!!!

[boombox-fuckboy]

Food in media has the predictable effect of making me want to eat said food. Which is all well and good until it's not available where I live, or worse, completely fictional.

[mira-annabelles-poke-kitchen]

why not have a nice juicy gelled cheese sandwich

Gelled cheese? Like, are we talking about Cheez-Whis, that fake cheese spray with the Whiscash on the can? Otherwise I'm not sure what you're talking about. @paldean-sandwhich-rater, you seem to be the expert on alternative cheese sandwiches, what's your verdict?

[stoneclaw]

gotta

start dawntrail

floating upside down like a dead fish

[transprince]

Im sad and in pain so i bought some fancy salami and some fancy goat cheese

[ryanrosshq]

[welcometohighwater]

experiencing some very strange undergrad nostalgia these days . . . fireball and cheez wiz cravings? i haven’t even HAD cheez wiz since undergrad

[mayonnaise-sock]

I said this on discord but i think i’m so right so i’ll say it here too

It’s about what each afton family member would name their pet cat

Michael, no matter how old he was when he got his first cat, would name it cat, and it would be a stray that followed him home. The second cat however, he would name john f kennedy (the f stands for fucking) and each cat afterwards would work it’s way backward through us presidents.

Lizzie would name her cat either princess or cheeze wiz and nothing in between

Evan would name his cat floppy

William wouldn’t ever get a cat but if he did it would be named the same way the animatronics are named. He’d probably call it kitty.

Mrs afton would not get a cat, she would get a dog and name it bitch, and post divorce she’d train it to attack william and she’d never get in trouble because william refused to tell anyone he was attacked by a dog named bitch

[ahappydnp]

i cant believe im saying this but as a Philadelphian im more offended by dan using a photo of a garnished cheesesteak than phil calling the fonz rocky

spray an entire can of cheez wiz on him at the show as penance

[take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool]

PSA for whoever needs to hear it:

Pre packaged and store bought things are ok. You dont have to make youre own bread or pasta or anything. If you want to and are able then great but if you just wanna buy some wonder bread and cheeze wiz and make a sammie thats ok.

Dont let the internet make you think you have to be able to craft a wonderful loaf of sourdough bread everyday.

[psyduckraidsagain]

fun fact: mice are lactose intolerant. the stereotype that they love cheese most likely stems from the middle ages. food storage at the time meant cheese and grains were really the only things that they could get into. in reality, they greatly prefer chocolate and peanut butter.

proposition: when steven boxleitner fused with squeaky, everyone immediately came to the conclusion that his insatiable hunger for cheese stemmed from his second mind. what they didn't know was that mild-mannered doctor boxleitner was actually a closeted cheese freak the entire time and nobody was the wiser.

in retrospect, the signs were there-- the can of cheez wiz he always conveniently had on his desk. the babybel cheese wheel he packed in with his lunch every day. The grilled cheese sandwich he treated himself to after a long day in the lab. no one bothered to notice because they had no idea of what was to come. his methods were subtle. he had self-restraint.

two brains doesn't.

and now, he is living the life that boxleitner could only dream of. the world's supply of cheese at his fingertips, just waiting to be taken. but at what cost?

he inherited squeaky's lactose intolerance.

[rosie-eclairs]

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