#chester txt

[sleepychester]

i started watching scrubs and its so GOOD why dont more people talk abt it

[jarchivism]

To my archivist,

Would you still love me if I was a screen reader? ( /ref /secret third thing /silly /nr)

-your lovingly, ☁️ (<3)

Martin, we're both screenreaders... /lh

[catwyk]

so ep 7 huh

[wolfisland]

as you can imagine im in mourning a second time over linkin park and im very very not fucking happy about it. its heartbreaking. its fucking vile and putrid and i hope shinoda develops enough self awareness to feel shame for it.

[lionleonora]

okay people are shocked that mack and chester are in their late teens early twenties and for mack i get it but guys. look at chester. LOOK at chester. he looks like an edgy white boy high schooler who will not shut up about libertarianism if you make the mistake of talking to him

[sidneypoindexter]

Been thinking abt Mike using the outdated term "Multiple Personality Disorder," so heres how I think Mike + his alters would refer to their disorder.

Mike: "Multiple Personality Disorder." Sure, his psychiatrist calls it Dissociative Identity Disorder, but to Mike, the most pressing symptom is that he has multiple "personalities," and he doesn't care what his psychiatrist says.

Chester: "Dissociative Idenity Disorder." He's the only alter who listens to medical professionals.

Svetlana: Tries for a while to pronounce the word "dissociative," before giving up and saying "Svetlana shares zis body wit multiple people."

Vito: "Ey, yea, I got 'guys in my head disorder' or somethin' like that."

I'm not sure what terms Manitoba and Mal would use.

[emahriel]

friends, this is your friendly reminder to go to that show you wanna go to. i know you keep finding excuses not to, but you literally don't know what could happen tomorrow. just do it.

[quakebeats]

liking the new linkin park when the lead is a scientologist and a rape apologist is crazy

[invader-bean]

smelled somethign STINKY only to look down and see precious little man staring up at me

[pregtboy]

tbh big masc trans guys who are also pregnant are so underrated. like he can already carry his load so well that being pregnant comes naturally to him, even w the extra weight, even when he has multiples, even when his belly stretches feet in front of him and he looks way past due with triplets two months before he’s Actually due with quints.

also just the genderfuckery of a super masc trans guy who looks like a lumberjack, beard and flannel and work-worn jeans and all, being massively undeniably pregnant. love it tbh

RIGHT like i feel like masc preg boys are so slept on on this blog and i gotta change that bc they're so hot!! especially when they're so hardworking and in denial of how massive they are so they keep up the whole lumberjack vibe even when they're due any day, unable to keep their bellies covered, and waddling everywhere... that type of boy can probably get HUGE bc they're able to carry such heavy weight compared to their little twink counterparts and they also need more food and are predisposed to having very big babies! he can probably handle a historically massive belly like the idea of a boy who's as fertile as he is strong and masc is just 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[solarismp3]

just cried listening to numb

[sleepychester]

important phone call in 30 min and i aaaaaaa 😭😭

[jarchivism]

They should make a Jon and Martin Ukagata. I want that on my computer. It’ll be funny (and totally not a hidden tmagp reference).

[caeruleums]

open to: f/nb/m — over 20. plot: super cheesy, cliche plot where the passenger forgot their wallet and can’t pay the cab fare.

         “look, i’m tempted to just pull over right now an’ kick ya out.” he wasn’t. he was lying. this was one of the many jobs that chester picked up in the middle of his books. this man with over a billion dollars to his name could afford to lose twenty dollars. however, was he going to ignore the attractiveness of his passenger? hell no. being the seedy ass that he was, chester glanced in the back and then tilted his head. “unless you can think of somethin’ that’ll entice me to keep this taxi goin’.” experiences — that’s what the man was looking for. one hand was on the wheel as the other arm had draped along the back of the passenger seat, such a casual look for someone who was supposed to be in charge of the safety of the person in the back of his car. unfortunately, chester was above the law in most situations. no one knew how he did it, but he did.

[cafalla]

4Kids Flyer (2005) & Planet Lunch (1999) Scans

I've got a short post for today, but it's a cool one (to me, at least)!

I've been scanning and uploading tons of vintage stickers I found at the Goodwill Bins, as well as a couple of random items like vintage Valentine's Day cards and this 4Kids TV flyer!

I can still feel little me's exhaustion from waking up early on a Saturday morning to watch 4Kids TV. My favorites to watch were Pokémon Advance, Yu-Gi-Oh, Mew Mew Power, Winx Club, Kirby: Right Back At Ya, and Static Shock.

Anyways, despite my work scanning and uploading to the Internet Archive, I haven't felt much like talking about anything I've found. All the items are cool (obviously, or else I wouldn't have picked them up), but nothing has inspired me to sit and write a post about it.

However, I figured this Planet Lunch booklet deserved a little spotlight.

The prizes inside this issue were available from January 1, 1999 until May 16, 1999.

The items could be purchased/redeemed with "ploids" that you could collect from Frito-Lay snack packages. Ploids were little tabs you would cut out of the packaging and collect. Once you collected a certain amount of ploids, you could mail them in and get prizes.

Remember box tops? I'm more familiar with those personally, but it's all the same kind of idea.

This catalog isn't very large, it's more of a little booklet than anything. The product photos in it are soo nostalgic though. Being a kid in the 90s and early 2000s was so much fun! I still love the futuristic aesthetic. Lots of bright colors, especially green!

I'm amused by how perfectly placed and polished their snacks all are. I wonder if it was all actually fake food?

And here are the product pages to go with them that show the amount of ploids needed for each item.

I feel like they just don't make cool little gadgets like these for kids anymore.

But I'm not a kid or a parent, so maybe they do?

I think if I was to order two items from this catalog, I'd want the inflatable chair and the glow in the dark stars.

I was never able to have the glow in the dark stars because my parents were afraid they'd ruin the walls - which to be fair, they probably would've. And the inflatable chair is the perfect Nickelodeon slime green. It looks like jello and I love it!

The little Chester Cheetah bean bag plushie is also super cute. I'd put him on my monitor like in the product photo, though monitors nowadays are a lot more slim...maybe I'd have to settle for placing him next to the monitor lol

As always, you can view higher quality scans of the whole catalog (and the other items I mentioned but didn't share here) on my Internet Archive account.

Thanks for stopping by!

[fridog]

chesterposting again