#chilchuck posting

[lesbianslovenamari]

I want to make a compilation of Chilchuck making ‘paint me like one of your French girls’-esque poses throughout the manga cuz he seems to do it a lot

If anyone has any they could share I’ll be grateful but otherwise I’ll probably get round to doing it myself when I get the time

[rapturemctro]

As I continue ruminating on ideas for my Dungeon Meshin self insert all I can think about is the sheer amount of ANGST that comes with self shipping with Chilchuck!! 

[joestarbuckss]

Happy Pots n Picks Week 🧡

My contribution is the first Trans Senshi fic tagged on ao3 bc I feel like we deserve it. I drew some art for it as well. You can find the full uncensored piece on my twitter (also linked at the end of the fic).

Chilshi lovers, enjoy!

[godforsakenpaladinofnigh]

I have a curse image of chilchuck secretly listening to Back to December by Taylor Swift punching his bed and crying in my mind I don’t know how to feel about that.

[yourgaydisapointmentofason]

My bestie is the only person who truly gets it (he's the pink)

[lesbianslovenamari]

Remember that based on Chilchuck’s succubi they can vary based on which parts actually matter to you. Chilchuck’s succubi all looked mostly similar except for having slightly different hair textures/styles because that isn’t part of his preference, so just because someone’s succubi had certain traits doesn’t mean they’re the only thing they desire/can be attracted to. I imagine a horny pansexual could be targeted by a different gender every time, for example.

[from right to left]

very real dungeon meshi manga redraw !!

[zephyrine-gale]

dunmeshi square prints I'll have at ax!

[master-thief-gray-shadow]

Everyone wants to talk about how Senshi is a tumblr sexyman but...Senshi is actually attractive. Like even aside from the fact that he's pretty good-looking he's a nice, sweet guy and he can cook and loves doing it. He's a perfectly eligible candidate for marriage, which kind of goes against the spirit of a tumblr sexyman.

Chilchuck, however? Chilchuck is a tumblr sexyman. What the fuck do you people see in him

[mikuyuuss]

I can't believe they made Chilchuck Tennant even more canon

[joestarbuckss]

CUNTCHUCK IM

was anyone gonna post cuntchuck or do I have to do everything myself

[lesbianslovenamari]

Let’s talk about Chilchuck’s height

The average male half-foot is 100cm/1m tall (3’3”)

Chilchuck is 110cm tall (3’7”)

This makes him 10% taller than the average.

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In-universe, the average male tallman is 180cm tall (5’10”)

10% of 180cm is 18cm, 180 + 18 = 198cm (almost 6’6”)

So in universe, Chilchuck would be almost 2m tall as a tall-man

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Irl, the worldwide average for adult men is 171cm (5’7.5”) - but this varies a lot from country to country

Based on this average, Chilchuck would be 188cm (6’2”)

But a lot of people are used to averages based on specific countries, so for the fun of it I’ll do one based on the average for the UK (cuz I live there), which is 176cm, rounded (5’9”)

Based on this, Chilchuck would be 193.6cm (6’4”)

I think what all of this shows is that he’s really fucking tall (for his race)

Since half-foots are often surrounded by taller races, and a half-foot marrying a dwarf doesn’t seem to be too unusual an idea, it might be that this is less of a big deal in their society since they’re used to being so much shorter than others, but Chilchuck would still be ridiculously tall.

It makes a lot of sense that he’d have to be malnourished in order to not set off traps like most of his race can do at a healthy weight.

[beesleeps]

thinking about how senshi, chilchuck, and mithrun would all be around the same age if they were all the same race is so funny

just 3 middle aged men going through a midlife crisis who play divorced dad rock while senshi teaches mithrun how to make lasagna

[joestarbuckss]

Good Things Come In Threes

Chilchuck x Senshi x Laios | 6.5k | smut

“Listen here big guy,” Laios gulps, his cock twitching at the nickname. “Since you’re so interested in watching us, you’re gonna sit here while we finish. Hands at your sides. Drink your fill if you wish, but perverts only get to watch. They don't get to touch themselves,” his tone makes Laios feel the urge to bow and obey.

This is the beautiful love child of me and @youmacherryontop WHO HAS DRAWN THE MOST BEAUTIFUL ARTWORK FOR THIS FIC!!! Art is linked at the end of the fic <3

[lesbianslovenamari]

This is something I’ve thought bout many times glad to not be the only one

Dandan and Chilchuck's wife look pretty similar. I think it would be kinda cool if they were canonically related. Him being her brother or something. And that he was mostly the one Chilchuck rented his home to. And since we know Dandan introduced Laios and Chilchuck, maybe he even helped Chilchuck form the guild, being brother-in-laws and all.

Seems like they know each other decently well too since they even interact in official art. You could assume that they've know each other for a long time, possibly even being childhood friends through his wife. Maybe Dandan has his own family as well, so the "relatives" are Dandan's family.

Maybe it's a reach, but I still think it's fun to think about.

[punkitt-is-here]

chilchuck moment

[halluciniwaynia]