#childless dilf

[hyvee]

Wanna know who else is one of my fav characgers. Kin’emon. Pathetic guy of all time

[malinculia]

wish people would stop calling pedro pascal daddy when he is clearly a baby girl

[itstuesdayidontknow]

he's so big...

[bitterflames]

#VAYNE TELL US MORE ABOUT THE SWORD GUYS 👀 #(if you want) #(if you don’t want that’s also fine I will just continue staring at the chain linking them together and going HNNNNNN) (via @jianghushenanigans)

THEEEBES omg thank you for asking about my sword guys! 💜 tbh there's not much plot here, just vibes; feng yan's kind of an alternate version of an oc i've had for a long time. brainstorming "what if it was xianxia?" au stuff with the bestie got a bit more involved than planned and Things Escalated. but here's the basics!

feng yan (courtesy name feng leji, but he'd much rather you didn't) was a kid with exceptional spiritual talent who got scooped up by a cultivation sect at a young age and pretty much immediately molded for Warfare. he's shackled to an ancient haunted weapon that increases his destructive power tenfold and is slowly killing him every time he uses it. feng yan is cool with this! it means he can be Useful! his grasp on his own worth as a human being is, uhh, not great.

that weapon's name is beisheng and it's alive and it loves him, in whatever fashion an unhinged accursed sword who's a guy can love a guy who thinks of himself as a sword. it's (he's? they're? i don't think beisheng has any kind of a concept of Gender) absolutely full of resentful energy and just plain fucked vibes; feng yan's pretty much the only one who can wield it at all, due to his own Big Yang Energy and also the fact that beisheng just likes him.

they're not exactly romantic or platonic, they're a secret third worse thing (doomed soulbound hostage situation). neither one is really fixing each other or making each other worse; beisheng's own nature is pretty immutable, and feng yan resists the corrupting influence of the Horrors by being at heart just kind of a silly guy (despite all the edge). in another life, he'd probably have been very happy as a simple village blacksmith.

to sum up their relationship though, it's pretty much like this:

[linusbenjamin]

Lost (2010) 6.00 | The New Man In Charge

[cas-is-my-bestie]

Nanami was in 2 frames with a total of 3 seconds but he SERVED CUNT like no one else.

[daughter-of-melpomene]

Can I get some Isaac Holliday and Charlie Swan headcanons pretty please?!

Um, of course you can?! Here’s some headcanons for my bisexual dads!! <3

⤷ These two aren’t quite a grumpy x sunshine couple, but they’re pretty close, because Isaac is generally a pretty friendly and happy person who balances out Charlie’s more serious personality.

⤷ When Bella and Edward start dating, Isaac is very aware that Charlie isn’t Edward’s biggest fan and loves to torment him by calling Edward his “future son-in-law”. He’s kind of smug about this when Bella and Edward actually wind up getting married.

⤷ Isaac wasn’t necessarily Charlie’s bi awakening, but he was the first guy Charlie ever entered into anything romantic with, and the one who encouraged him to formally come out.

⤷ Sometimes when Isaac repairs Charlie’s sheriff jacket and returns it to him, Charlie will find cute little notes folded up and tucked into the pockets. When asked about these, Isaac always pretends like he has no idea what Charlie’s talking about.

⤷ They don’t usually go out for their dates - normally they’ll just spend the night at one of their places with some takeout, bad movies, and a lot of cuddles.

⤷ Most people would expect Isaac to be the one to worry about illness, what with how calm Charlie usually is, but Charlie always fusses over Isaac whenever he gets sick or hurt. He just gets really worried about anything bad happening to the man he loves.

⤷ Isaac has been begging Charlie to let him sew some little flowers onto Charlie’s sheriff jacket since before they even started dating. Now that they are dating, Isaac usually attempts to butter Charlie up with kisses before he asks. Charlie still hasn’t given in yet.

⤷ Charlie isn’t super big on PDA, but whenever he and Isaac are walking in public together, he’ll usually hold Isaac’s hand; it makes him feel more secure.

⤷ Isaac’s love languages are gift giving and physical affection; Charlie’s are acts of service and quality time.

⤷ Bella is Charlie and Isaac’s biggest shipper, and practically did a little dance when they told her they’d finally gotten together.

Tagging the other Twilight girlies @luucypevensie and @dancingsunflowers-ocs.

[bluesundaymorn]

hmbomberguy could get it I'm not even gonna lie

[marc--chilton]

won't even lie, all the people going crazy for hoffman's tits have made me, a masc with gagongas, feel a little better about myself

[sewellove-deactivated9782]

Mark Webber at the Belgium Grand Prix 2008 (05/09/08 📸xpb images/motorsport.com)

[selfproclaimedunicorn]

Every time a man younger than me gets called a DILF I lose 5 hp

[malinculia]

prayer circle for pedro to show ass and/or more in the last of us ✨🙏🏾✨

[irn-bru]

just saw someone put matt smith in a dilf compilation my night is ruined

[samuelroukin]

tumblr wrapped

you called a childless man a dilf 235 times

you got blocked by 5 mutuals

you followed someone new but then unfollowed within a day after they said they didn’t like the color orange

you reblogged your blorbo 9285720274 times

piss on the poor: your post broke containment and it was not fun

your most reblogged post was “i need him bald and whimpering” and you reblogged it 79 times

[dystopianvagrant]

thats a really old phone for this day and age, about 30 years, which raises the question of how old you are?

biologically, 27

chronologically? l guess around 57

I'm too lazy to do the math

but yeah I got thawed out of stasis a couple years ago

shame, I'd prolly be a hot dilf if everything kept on as normal

[lesben]

dilf gif blog making posts for men when they were barely 30 years old and looked super young while having "source for hot men 40+" in their description...everyday we stray further from the actual meaning of dilf