#chillin out max and relaxin all cool

[anstarwar]

I see your old man Tech. And I raise you, Tech and Phee together.

Ohhh challenge accepted! They’re just having a nice relaxing afternoon on Pabu enjoying the sun and being alive and happy and old together. Perhaps they just got back from an adventure?

[theothervonkarmagirl]

Maria sighed. What a relief. She turned over to her desk and removed a pen and paper from the drawer. There was a list written upon it. She checked off the line reading "WILL ACCEPT ME EVEN IF I AM GROSS". He was making nice progress.

[text] Thank you. Was that so hard? :)

He groans louder. Of all the times he's just chilling at home and she sends him stuff like this-

[txt] whats it about? you know im smart but even that stuffs above me.

[txt] i'd like you even covered in shit. is that enough?

[murderenjoyer]

There should be an embrace durge ending where u can somehow not kill lord astarion and just be evil guys hanging out in a blood world until the end of time. Just chillin. Relaxin. Maxing all cool, shooting some b-ball outside the school. Etc.

I know it literally defeats the point but EVEN STILL man I wanna roll around the corpses with my lovely eternal husband and slurp the bloody juices off the ground.

Have a real weird one, yanno? Really embrace our inner freaks under the fucked up eclipsed death sun. Forever. Until it explodes, eradicating us instantly.

[miznomera]

Welcome to

The Olive Branch

✨🌱Fragmented System of Many Parts🌱✨

🍀Polyfragmented🍀

🍀Endo Safe🍀Taken🍀

All committed to or owned by our lover @eyesopropyl

🛑~DNI~🛑

Minors

Pedo’s/MAP/Proshippers

Nazi’s/Bigots/Terfs

Truscum/Transmed

Zoo’s

Any Syscourse*

Any Intentions Beyond Platonic

Just don’t be mean, don’t be weird, and let people be! Peace and Love and all that.

[Disclaimer: Intersystem Relationships are loose and complicated, Think of the Greek Gods and their complicated relationships]

The Few

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Olivia/Livvy 🩷♣️

Core + Host

She/it \\ Human(?)

Ages with the body

Functionally the core and origin of the system

Fave Color: Green

Uhhhhh, Yep! 👍🏻 😃

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Octavia (Oct) 🧡🌜

Host + Protector

They/She \\ Werewolf

Age: 26

Protector and worry holder, Maternal figure but not a mother

Fave color: Orange

Sister of Stella

Lovers with Lex

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Lexicon (Lex) 🖤🐺

Host + Protector

He/they \\ Werewolf

Age: 27

Protector and Anger Holder, Former prosecutor

Awoo or whatever

Fave color: Black

Split from and Brothers with Calamity

Lovers with Oct

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Stella (Stel sometimes) 💙🛸

Minor Host + Protector of sorts

She/anything \\ Alien 👽

Age: 21

Chillin out, maxin’, Relaxin’, All Cool

Ooo, Imma steal ur cooows >:) I’ll Circle your croooops >:)

Fave Color: Blue

Sister to Oct, Max, and Milo

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Maxine (Max) 💚🍄 & Milo 💕🍄‍🟫

Gatekeeper + Archivist

Trauma Holder + Little

She/they & He/It \\ Android & Human

Age: 23 & 10

Max: GateKeeper and Self Helper

Milo: Trauma Holder, Cuddlebug, Child

Twins, Always seen together in headspace, Max fronts more often than Milo

Fave colors: Green & Blue

Siblings to Stella

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Calamity 👹🎸

Persecutor + Party Animal

He/It/They \\ Demon

Age: 27

Conflict Starter/Conflict Lover, Anger Holder, Confrontationist

Löded Diper core

Fave color: Red

Split from and Brother to Lex

Eldest Brother to Stella

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Freyja 🩵🌙

Baby’s first fictive

She/her/it \\ Goddess

Age: Eternal

Origin: God Of War/Norse Mythology

Favorite Color: The Ocean

I’m not too sure what i’m doing here but these people are kind

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Kida/Cody 💛🌑

Lover + Assistant Archivist

He/Him \\ Human/Spectre

Age: 25

Long story short: Poly Dream with our lover, we were married, I became real

He/Him Lesbian

Fave Color: Cerulean

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Jasper Julien (JJ) 💝🐕

Pup + Dog!!!!

He/Him/Pup!!

Age: Fluctuates, Regularly 21 (but like in dog years)

Puppy boy, Deviant freak, Owned by our lover!!!

Awoo!!!!! :3:3

Fave color: Blue and Yellow!!

Owned by our lover!!!:3:3

Don’t talk to me i have an owner.

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The Many:

We Are The Chorus. The many fragments and slivers who have yet to, or refuse to, discern themselves against the noise. The Dormant, The Young, The Repressed, The Traumatized, And The Afraid. Think of us synonymous to a hive mind of shattered parts. We do not front. We observe, process, and rest.

*FOOTNOTE:

We refuse to take part in syscourse!! All systems deserve space to exist!! We couldn’t care less about your exclusionary opinions and you will be blocked!! Leave us alone!! :D

Archivist: Analyzes and Evaluates The Chorus and The Few, Helps discern between different alters and documents our understanding. This post is the work of the Archivists. 💛💚

Thanks to the few who read all this! If you got to this message, are an adult, and are looking for strictly platonic friends, DM me!

I’m always open to a new friend! ❤️❤️

[irlactualhuman]

i just ADHD-ed into painting my bedroom ceiling i was chillin out max and relaxin all cool and bam theres the kilz and a paintbrush in my hand

[zoofitness]

ok, one more. what are you doing this weekend?

[spoonie-isms]

Chillin' out max and relaxin' all cool

[vosnianprincess]

(((Mmmm I’m off Monday, so I decided to take a little weekend excursion down to Pawley’s Island.

It’s not beach weather but damn if the ocean air is not bliss in autumn?))

[harryfeatgaga]

paige i’m sorry i can SHUT UP abt this but like LITCHrally one of the baby’s hands is behind his sweet little HEAD. like he’s maxing out cruising relaxin all cool! just straight up lounging on harry’s lap. *justin bieber voice* that should be me

PLEASE DONT I COULD SCREAM ABOUT THIS ALL NIGHT OMFG HE REALLY IS JUST FUCKING CHILLIN AND HARRY IS LOVING IT

[theglittergospel]

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[hbomb-609]

Chillin out max and relaxin all cool

[that1with]

that1with chillin‘ out max, & relaxin’ all cool, & all @ festival “MitDir”. • • • • • #VSCOx #theWeekOnInstagram #artFilm #artOfVisuals #broadMag #dagPhoto #edgygrams #endlessVisionMag #eyeThinkYouAreBeautiful #featureMeSeas #huntgram #hurtLamb #hylasMag #ignantPicOfTheDay #justGoShoot #leagueOfLenses #makePortraitsNotWar #peoplesCreatives #peopleInSquare #portraitFestival #portraitGames #portraiture #postThePeople #postMyPicSticks #quietTheChaos #seekingTheStars #shotWithLove #showAward #shutterSteam #theVisualVogue (at Klingemühle)

[pengu-hours]

just chillin out maxing relaxin all cool shootin some bball outside of the school when a couple a kids who were up to no good started causin trouble in my neighborhood i got in one little fight and my mom got scared she said ya movin with your auntie and uncle in belair

anyways it's pengu quiet time 🤐

[kapuluancoconut]

chillin out max and relaxin all cool http://buff.ly/2rqlVps

[ruckusiiv-blog]

Chillin out max and relaxin all cool, and all drinkin some #Medalla outside of the pool ⤴#puertorico 🌴🌞 ↔#travel ↔#clubcala ↔#resort ↔#throwbackthursday ↔#livingthelife ↔#poolside ↔#tbt

[theoreticalmemes]

In West Philadelphia, born and raised, on the playground was where I spent most of my days. Chillin out max and relaxin all cool and shootin some b-ball outside the

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