#chris fg

[soupiero]

chris griffin (family guy) for myself 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 divider 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 🧢

[loiswasadevil]

Chris we don't hate you, This scene just made me cry. @chriscrossgriffin We love you so much.

[thatpoorfraulein]

FG Incorrect Quotes Pt4

Peter: We have a problem.

Lois: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

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Peter: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's ever happened to me!

Chris: We're the best thing that ever happened to you?!

Peter: Yes...?

Meg: Then I feel sorry for you.

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Meg: While I'm gone, Chris is in charge.

Chris: Yay!!!

Meg, whispering: Stewie, you're secretly in charge.

Stewie: Obviously.

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Penelope: My life isn't as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look.

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Stewie: Stop asking me if I'm gay, or bi, or whatever. I identify as a THREAT.

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Chris: You love me, right Roberta?

Roberta: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it.

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*When someone asks to copy the homework*

Hudson: I can help you with it!

Olivia: Yeah, sure.

Doug: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.

Stewie: lol nope

Susie: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!

Penelope: *Read 5:55 pm*

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Stewie: If you had to choose between Doug and all the money I had in my wallet, which would you choose?

Olivia: How much money are we talking about?

Doug: Olivia!

Stewie: 63 cents.

Olivia: I'll take it.

Doug: OLIVIA!!!

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Stewie: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Doug: You and me!

Stewie, tearing up: Okay.

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Peter: Wake me up...

Cleveland: Before you go go!

Quagmire: When September ends...

Joe: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-

[nv4dotdll]

this might be one of the most random things i've ever painted but i saw this recolor of chris griffin on duckduckgo image search and went kind of feral over it and needed to do an anthro version. yes i know professional griefers is like the most obvious song i could've chosen but it's just too good

[voracious-tales]

FG: Peter is Hungry (M/F, Digestion)

Mr. and Mrs. Griffin were sleeping in their shared bed one night after their usual ravaging. Something that kept Meg, Chris, and Stewie up. After all - night porking, Peter awoke with his stomach rumbling. Peter sluggishly opens his eyes and rolls over on his side. He reached out and gently tapped Lois’ shoulder.

“Hey, Lois,” he said in a soft tone, “make me a sandwich.”

Lois rolled on her side as well. “Just three more hours, dear.”

Peter waited around a few seconds before tapping on her shoulder again. She was still heavily asleep, but she also had an agitated tone in her voice. “Three more hours, Peter.”

Peter pouted. He was still unbearably famished, and his wife was refusing his demands of making him a sandwich. I mean, he could’ve gotten out of bed and walked down to the kitchen to make himself a sandwich, but he was in a comfortable sleeping position. As he pondered what to do, he couldn’t help but watch Lois sleeping. She was kind of cute when she was on her side dozing off. She even seemed delectable even. Peter’s stomach groaned again.

Peter knew what he had to do. He leaned up close to Lois’ sleeping face and opened his mouth. Angling his jaws just right, he stuffed Lois’s face inside of his maw. This swift motion stirs Lois awake. “Mff!?” Lois felt the wet, hot steam of her husband’s breath on her face. Peter didn’t respond, he only swallowed harder. Lois’s face bulged in his cheeks before it descended his esophagus. Peter rolled forward sucking up more of Lois’s body. He worked down her slender neck to her shoulders. Lois was wide awake now, her nostrils getting singed upon entering Peter’s stomach.

Peter’s belly was alive with Lois’s kicking and thrashing. Peter grabbed her waist as though it were a jumbo cheeseburger, holding her in place . He paused at her sweet ass, chomping on it momentarily until he pushes the rest of her inside his mouth. He swallowed deeply, sending the last of his wife down. She found herself getting into a tight ball.

“Damn, Lois, you tasted great!” Peter said, a belch exiting his mouth. He gave his belly a good pat.

“All this because I wouldn’t make you a sandwich?” Lois screamed.

The sounds of digestion drowned out Lois’s protests. Peter stretched and plopped back down on the bed, clutching his belly between his arms. A bulge of Lois was crouched in front of him. He was blissfully unaware that his stomach acid was starting to fill up his stomach, burning Lois.

“Peter, dammit, Peter, don’t go to sleep on me!” Lois demanded. Her pleas fell on deaf ears as her idiot of a husband was sprawled on his back, his rotund belly standing on top. Lois kicked and screamed, but the more she struggled, the faster the rate of digestion became. Within hours, Lois lost consciousness and was overtaken by the acid. She was broken down into a thick, yellow-blood stained paste. Peter’s stomach receded throughout the remainder of the night until around 2 AM in the morning.

PFFFT.

Peter woke up to the rays of sunshine peeking through his window. Lois had become nothing more than additional pudge on his belly and nasty ass farts.

“Mmm, I love you too, Lois.”

[underzemilkyway]

The Cosmos - by Chris Williams

This is an image that I've wanted to put together for many years now but the conditions just never lined up.

The sky is composed of 5 50mm shots stitched together & the mountain and FG were shot @16mm just after the blue hour started winding down.

It's a bit dreamy but that was definitely the point processing wise.

The glow you see coming in from the right is light pollution from Vancouver & Portland. Hope you dig it! 

Mt. St. Helens, WA

[datbitchbonnie]

Ive been thinking about it a lot and talking to Lois about when I was Chris and I think I have something untalked about online at least that I can find. Im calling it compulsory kinning. Im posting this because I believe I cant be the only kin whos felt this way. I want them to know theyre not alone. I felt pressured to kin Chris because I could tell I have FG memories but I felt like I had to kin him because I had memories of specific events in 3rd person I just thought it was memories like that but then I realized Bonnie was in all my strongest kin memories and I was seeing Chris through Bonnie's eyes I only felt like I had to kin him because of how I was born in this universe but I realize now I was always meant to be Bonnie and thats why I feel like I have compulsory kin

[usafphantom2]

McDonnell Douglas Boeing EA-18G Growler, Navy NJ-562 US Marine VAQ-129, Vought F4U-4 Corsair BuNo 97143 N713JT JT-416 & 1945 Goodvear FG-1D Corsair N194G US Navy BuNo 92050 NX194G…#avgeeks #aviation Photo: Chris Murkin

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[wayofthebob]

(Wayofthebob)

Track Name:   Death Rattle

Album: The Cure For Happiness

Track No:     10

Started:         Saturday 4th November 2023

Completed:   Saturday 4th November 2023

BPM:   160

Instruments

Guitar: Fender Chris Shiflett Telecaster Deluxe

Bass: Warwick Adam Clayton Signature

Drums: Toontrack Superior Drummer 3

Keys: Logic Alchemy

Recording Setup

DAW:               Apple Logic Pro X

Interface:           Audient EVO 16

Guitar Setup:     SSL Guitarstrip

Neural DSP - Archetype Petrucci

SSL X-Limit (Lead)

SSL X-Delay (Lead Bus)

SSL Fusion Stereo Image (Lead Bus)

Bass Setup:       Ampeg Portaflex PF-500

Harrison Bass Flow

SSL Blitzer

Neural DSP - Darkglass Ultra

SSL Guitarstrip

SSL X-Limit

Drum Setup: EZ Drummer Pop Punk Kit

SSL Native X-EQ 2

SSL Native Drumstrip v6

SSL Fusion Vintage Drive

SSL LMC+

SSL Fusion HF Compressor

SSL Fusion Violet EQ

SSL 4K B

Master Mix: Slate Digital FG-X 2

SSL Native Bus Compressor 2

SSL Fusion Stereo Image

T-RackS Master Match

Other Plugins: SSL Native Suite

[redrascal1]

So...rumour has it Marvel movies are thinking of bringing back Robert Downey Jr's Tony Stark and Chris Evans' s Steve Rogers.

Good. Downey stole Marvel movies along with Hiddleston's Loki (also resurrected) and no one can play Captain America like Evans. Both Evans and Hiddleston are young enough to play their characters for a while yet...and Downey could play Tony Stark into his dotage as it is his MIND that is his superpower, the brilliant mind that created the Iron Man suit.

So...why not resurrect Ben Solo?

He was the most popular of the ST characters. The actor playing him liked playing the character, and would be willing, I'm sure, to return if the right script was on offer. Adam Driver likes making Indie films, but they don't pay as much as blockbusters, and he's now a father....returning as Ben/Kylo for a special series or spin off films is a good way of making money while indulging his love of indie productions like Paterson, for example.

Big cinema stars have done tv work - Gary Sinise, Julia Roberts, and of course Ewan McGregor.

We saw Ben 'fade into the Force'. We did not see a FG. They could easily bring him back. The only obstacle is that they don't want to.

They want to continue to promote the tedious #metoo agenda of 'strong women don't need men.' Which they pushed in the tv series Willow, with Warrick Davies's titular character shoved into the background and three females given the major leads.

They want to promote Rey, Goddess of the Force.

With respect to long term Reylo fans, the last thing I want to see is Ben back with TROS Rey. I want him to have a love interest with a heart.

But most of all...to quote TFA Leia, I want him back.

And Disney need to see what obvious - Kylo Ren winning their 'who do you want to see most' poll by a landslide.

And the Willow series cancelled after just one season.

[nancydrewwouldnever]

'Chris and Ryan are friends.' It's seem they aren't so much that we think. Yes he had 5sec of cameo in Free Guy and I guess it's the reason he invited Ryan to his party in May?June?the year the movie was filming in Boston. But in a Fletcher itw they quoted Reynolds. "Look, when I needed Evans [for Free Guy] I picked up the phone, I didn't really know him that well". BTW Chris's cameo was an idea of Blake. They wanted Chris for a cameo in Deadpool 2 but it didn't happen so why they made it for FG. And so Chris returned the service in Ghosted. But maybe the relationship they are now changed a little more.

I always assumed the met when Jess Biel filmed Blade: Trinity with Ryan back in 2003. But, that's a long, long time ago so they were probably little more than just passing acquaintances.

[rememberingnayarivera]

Why do we have asks about Lea? It is a Naya blog. Nothing on this ask was Naya related. In my opinion, I'm pretty sure that Naya, as a mother, would have say something kind about Lea. This mother is going through a bad time now. And about Chris, he could have say: I don't want to go. It isn't new that Lea and him can't stand each other. He only wanted some buzz because he knew Lea's fans were going to react. I am here to read about Naya and her family not to read about Chris or Lea.

It’s okay. I’m not really strict about the topic of the asks I receive. Imo, idgaf what Lea is going through she’s still a bitch. And about Chris, his statement about FG had nothing to do with Lea, he doesn’t even mention her, you and her fans are making it about her. He didn’t want or need buzz, he was asked about her. The glee cast have been asked about one another for years and always will be just like the Friends cast.

If you don’t see Naya’s name in an ask then don’t read it. Or, even better, mute the words Lea and Chris, so those asks won’t appear on your TL.

[wh1spyz]

a little bit awkward - profiles (2)

WE HATE BEOMGYU 😹😹🔥🔥

yeonjun!

got hired a week ago at dunkin and already hates his job. apparently his fg all had the same idea of applying so its just a free hangout. most of the time he hangs out with beomgyu (high or not, doesnt really matter). he despises dunkins coffee tbh, mostly just eats the munchkins when no one is looking.

beomgyu - stoned 80% of the time, and thats not an exaggeration. purposely leaves edibles out for shotaro to eat because he knows shotaro will probably not check the labels before eating someone elses food. his whole fg wonders how the fuck he still has a job 🙏.

soobin - part time twitch streamer but he works at dunkin because he hasnt told his parents he dropped out of college yet and also was dragged to the interview with yeonjun. 1/3 rational thinkers in the store. hes one of the only people that are actually good at their job and doesnt sit around and do nothing. hes extremely sleep deprived though, so sometimes he falls asleep standing while hes pouring the coffees.

taehyun - is losing his shit 24/7 tbh. beomgyu is his personal punching bag whenever hes pissed off about an exam he didnt get an 100 on, or just when beomgyu pisses him off in general 💕 (he doesnt hit him often though despite all the pent up anger inside). helps tutor soul sometimes along with shotaro.

kai - literally beomgyu's #1 hater since day one he does not play bro. sometimes takes beomgyu's edibles and switches them out for welch's fruit gummies just for the funsies. hes doing pretty ok at college despite chris pestering him every two seconds for the notes in the middle of class because he missed something.

shotaro - aces all his classes but is slowly going insane as the manager.. does infact eat the edibles that beomgyu leaves out but is fully aware they are edibles 😭. tutors soul cause hes a bit stupid + he sees potential in him. kind of also thinks of soul as a little brother.

soul - is still in highschool cause he failed sophmore year because he just played fashion famous during his classes. half the time when shotaro tutors him hes js spitting bullshit but the other half of the time he actually helps (when he actually helps taehyun is around so that might be why...). he pretty much just plays minecraft on his phone most of the time.

chris - has rewatched my little pony and equestria girls over 100+ times (for each). he does pull up to work with a pinkie pie pin on his uniform (which is a sign he makes the best drinks) (and he does). soul lowkey has beef with him because they were both working the night shift and chris broke the blender on accident but hes a silly little guy 💕.

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[ejesgistnews]

Code Of Conduct Tribunal Case File of Former Chief Justice Walter Onnoghen Missing from Attorney General's Office.   The Office of the Attorney General of the Federation (AGF) has reported that it cannot locate the case file related to the 2019 trial of former Chief Justice of Nigeria (CJN), Walter Onnoghen. This revelation was made on Tuesday during a session at the Court of Appeal in Abuja, where the federal government's legal representative, Tijani Gazali, SAN, disclosed that the documents pertaining to the trial are not available in the Federal Ministry of Justice.   Onnoghen was prosecuted by the federal government in 2019 on charges of false declaration of assets. The Code of Conduct Tribunal (CCT) subsequently found him guilty, resulting in his removal from office and the forfeiture of undeclared assets to the government.   Walter Onnoghen and FG   Gazali explained to the Court of Appeal that the trial was managed by Aliyu Umar, SAN, a private lawyer based in Kano, who has since passed away. Due to this, many of the legal processes and documents from 2019 were directed to Umar's chambers, and the federal government currently lacks access to them.   In light of this, Gazali requested an adjournment to give the government time to retrieve the necessary documents from the late lawyer's chambers. He also mentioned that the new AGF is considering an amicable resolution to the matter.   However, Chris Uche, SAN, who represents Walter Onnoghen, argued that some of the documents related to the case had indeed been served and acknowledged by the AGF's office. Uche called for an accelerated hearing of the appeal, a request that was granted after no objections were raised by the federal government. [caption id="attachment_301462" align="alignnone" width="225"] Former CJN Walter Onnoghen[/caption] Justice C. I. Jombo Ofo, leading the panel, scheduled the accelerated hearing for September 19. Onnoghen, who was present in court, is appealing the CCT's 2019 judgment that led to his removal and the forfeiture of his five bank accounts.   The case continues to draw significant attention, as Onnoghen seeks to overturn the decision that ended his tenure as the Chief Justice of Nigeria.

[datbitchbonnie]

TW Vent

I know Ive been gone... well tbh its because ive been avoiding FG (Family Guy) ever since I started having forced and possibly false Bonnie Swanson memories... basically that means Ive been having memories against my will possibly due to some tear in a timewave or a split in realities, obviously because Im Chris right?..... but lately when I look at Bonnie Ive been getting a diferent kind of feeling from her like maybe Ive been confused until now... just a confused girl... No Im just Chris. God I feel like such a fuck up IDK what to do

[partyanimalshu]

A „365 Radio Show”-val tér vissza Niki Belucci

Egy éven keresztül - minden nap - hét különböző house műfajt bemutató vadonatúj mixekkel jelentkezik Niki Belucci saját csatornáin. A DJ díva 365 Radio Show-jának első 7 epizódja július 5-én lesz publikus Niki YouTube csatornáján, de emellett új hivatalos megjelenéseket, videoklipeket és egy új világkörüli turnét is tervez, "365" címmel. A minap pedig megjelent Niki Belucci és Király Viktor új dala, a "This House". https://youtu.be/kKl2o_3Hd0c?si=SNvlzdWKjbmsrbeP   Niki DJ karrierje 2003-ban kezdődött, és már az első évben mintegy 160 fellépése volt Magyarországon, Ausztriában, Németországban, Romániában, Oroszországban, Szlovákiában és Szerbiában. 2007-ben meghívták a rangos francia DJ találkozóra, a "Siel"-re Párizsban, és abban az évben 72 klubban lépett fel Franciaországban. Szintén ebben az évben elindult első dél-amerikai turnéjára, melyet egy indonéz turné követett júniusban. Világkörüli utazásai mellett rendszeresen zenélt Svájcban, az Egyesült Királyságban, Olaszországban, Törökországban, Norvégiában és más európai országokban is. Közben szerződtette őt az Unlimited Sounds, melynek eredményeként világszerte megjelent a "Get Up" című kislemeze és mix válogatása. 2007 szeptemberében pedig az "Év Legjobb Női DJ-je" kategóriában jelölték a “French DJ Awards”-on, és zenéit gyakran játszották a francia Radio FG adásában. 2008 februárjában a CLS Music-nél írt alá szerződést, és első mix összeállítása, a "My House Special by Niki Belucci" 2009-ben került kiadásra. Mint a Radio FG állandó DJ-je, mixei nagy népszerűségre tettek szert, és számos európai rádióállomáson sugározták. 2010-re Niki jelentős elismerést szerzett rezidens DJ-ként, amelynek csúcspontja az ibizai Amnesia rezidensi státusza volt, amely a house zene egyik mérföldköve. 2011 december 29-én megjelent a "House Down" című száma, melyet Antonyo-val és Andreassal együtt dolgozott ki. 2013-ban az NRJ DJ Díj "Legjobb DJane" kategóriájára jelölték. Ugyanebben az évben szerződést kötött a francia D-Track kiadóval, és kiadta a "Turn up the Base" című számot Chris Kaeser közreműködésével.    Visszatérés a 365 Radio Show-val   Miután hosszabb szünetet tartott, hogy életet adjon kisfiának, Niki most saját show-jával tér vissza. A 365 Radio Show-val, egy napi DJ rádióműsorral, amely hét különböző house műfajt mutat be egy éven keresztül, minden nap vadonatúj mixekkel, melyek saját csatornáin (Soundcloud, Mixcloud és YouTube) jelennek meg. Emellett új hivatalos megjelenéseket, videoklipeket és egy új világkörüli turnét is tervez "365" címmel. A 365 Radio Show csatornáit itt lehet követni: https://link.me/365radioshow.nikibelucci   Read the full article