Top Gun: Peacock 🤠+🐓= 🦚 [Part 3]
[Bradley, Jake and Mitchell are on their way to the beach to meet their son’s godparents, Nat and Javy. Jake is sweet-talking his forever feathered chicken who’s moodily driving the Bronco.]
Jake: Come on, Bradley. A deal’s a deal. You HAVE to wear it.
Bradley: …
Jake: Do you really want to teach our son about not keeping his word?
Bradley: ….
Bradley: But I thought you always win at darts! That’s why I accepted the bet in the first place. I thought it was in the bag!
Jake: As much as it pains me to say, I wasn’t expecting Javy and Nat to win. I feel as bereft as you do, Roo. Come on. I wear one of your atrocities too. Do you really believe I’m okay being seen in public with…this? I even let you dress our baby with THAT THING.
Jake is looking forlornly at his son who is playing with his Léon plushie without a care in the world.
Bradley, smirking, to his son: Duckling, don’t you love your new clothes?
Little Mitchell: I wike it, pop! I’m you!
Bradley to Jake: HA. SEE? He likes it. My baby duck has such good tastes.
Jake: Agree to disagree, darlin’. I still have time to right his path. Also, I call dibs on his Halloween costume. Anyway, stop brooding and put your shirt!
Little Mitchell, giggling: Are we gonna have chicks, pops?! Nice.
Jake: No, honey, it means your pops doesn’t like his shirt. Silly, don’t you think?
Little Mitchell: Yeah. Siwwy. I wove your shirt pops!
Jake, mimicking tears: There is hope for you yet. You've earned the right to have a go in a F-18!
They arrive at the beach. Jake is carrying his son on his shoulders and making sounds of a F-18 taking off. These two happily laugh and run towards Nat and Javy, already there. Javy is even making howling sounds to welcome his favourite godson.
Natasha to Jake, smirking: Where is your other half?
Jake towards the bronco: Come on darlin’! Step off that perch of yours!
Bradley is bracing himself, puts the shirt and gets out of the car.
*Wolf-whistling*
Natasha: Looking good, Bradshaw!
Jake: Oh, very good, almost too good to be true.
Jake to Javy, discreetly: Thanks for this, man. You’re a true bro. I owe you one.
Javy: More like a thousand, but who’s counting…Now, give me my pup.
Natasha, Javy and Mitchell go towards the sea talking about Mitchell’s day at the zoo, meanwhile Bradley joins Jake.
Bradley: You’re enjoying this, aren’t you?
Jake with a devilishly smirking face: I don’t know what you’re talking about, darlin’.
[part 1] - [part 2] - [part 3] - [part 4]
(Check what's below the cut, you'll understand why Bradley is having a brooding seizure :P)
Little Mitchell's shirt:
Jake's shirt:
Bradley's shirt:
Nat's shirt:
Javy's shirt:
[part 1] - [part 2] - [part 3] - [part 4] - [part 5] - [part 6] - [part 7] - [part 8]
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pro tip: don't meet up with a guy with a very cuddly white cat at his home while wearing a black shirt😬 used a roller and put it in the laundry and used a roller again and i've not got rid of the hair yet
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