#cl gen 6

[notbellabutcassandra]

In order to free up some space, Tyrell and Titan moved out as well! Titan is an art critic and Tyrell is a gardener! They've been enjoying SanMy! Their dad did have to come tell them their mom was gone, but Mya has been visiting them a lot so it has eased some pain. Shit, for me and for them. lol

[queertwilight]

Under threat from my sister @awkwardlysarah I have been forced to return to this hellsite in the middle of a delirious long day to post what she has informed me is the best idea she has ever had. please share and show her some love so that she thinks i’m a cool older sister and not just a tired grad student with a nostalgic affection for this series. Seriously she’s really excited about this post and I love her so make her happy or else :) Without further ado:

The Cullens as Different K-Pop Fans

Disclaimer: this is all my @awkwardlysarah head canons not my sister’s @queertwilight. I decided to combine my love for K-pop with my sister’s love for twilight. My qualifications are that I’ve been listening to K-pop for 6 years, so I kinda know a lot. Also no hate to any of the artists mentioned, you can have your own opinions and I’ll have mine. Silly little post enjoy!

Edward:

-exclusively listens to K-drama OST’s

-mainly for the instrumental and piano

-listens to the Best KDRAMA OST: of all time playlist and ranks them by instrumental

-secretly does watch K-dramas but claims its to help “appreciate” the music, has cried to almost every drama he’s seen

-Does not understand the appeal of K-Pop groups, prefers what he believes to be the classics

-Though, Alice once showed him RM’s album Mono and is now his biggest fan

-“No, you don’t understand guys if I met Namjoon we would get along perfectly. We could go on a museum date together and talk about life.”

-Loves RM’s newest release Indigo and locked himself in his room to reflect on the lyrics in the album.

-He too, mourns the loss (of what would have been) his 20’s

Rosalie:

-she is such a baddie with her K-pop taste

-mainly a 2nd gen girl group stan, but dips her toes in 4th gen (mainly AESPA) because Emmett showed her a couple groups

-also loves soloists-mainly IU and BIBI and DPR

-BIGGEST 2NE1 and 4minute stan there is (prays on YG and Cube’s downfall)

-if the songs are about being bad bitches then Rosalie is listening to them

-she can low key body any rap by CL

-has her more mellow moments when listening to Girl’s Generation and IU

-overall supports her girlies

-will fight trolls online that try to discredit any of the girls’ careers (

-has made multiple accounts deactivate because she proved them so wrong they could not show their faces online again

Emmett:

-OH BOY

-when Emmett discovered K-pop it was like opening up a portal that could no longer be closed

-he had casually stanned 3rd gen groups (since Alice listened to them)

-but then he found LOONA and other girl groups

-Rosalie low key curses this day btw

-became the biggest Orbit and Chuu stan

-“Emmett we have to go save Bella, she’s in danger.”

“Idk, maybe if she stanned LOONA this wouldn’t have happened.”

-is a photo card collector (Rosalie put a stop to this after he spent 3K on a Chuu broadcast photo card and getting scammed trying to buy other pcs)

-when I tell you he was so devastated that Chuu was kicked out of LOONA

-he didn’t have the strength to go hunting for DAYS

-helped boycott BlockBerry Creative #freeLOONA

-he does also dabble in boy groups; mainly Enhypen because he thinks they are actual vampires. (No one tell him it is just a concept it would break his heart, he streamed Bite Me for days because he felt SO seen).

Alice:

-MY MULTISTAN QUEEN!!!

-she knows everything about every group (obvi) and knows which groups are unproblematic

-runs an undercover KPOPpredictions twitter account where all her visions go

-Loves groups mainly for lore/storyline purposes

-like TXT, BTS, ENHYPEN, ATEEZ, EXO, etc. she LOVES a good storyline

-does theories on her main stan blogs about what she believes the MVs mean for the overall story

-always has people commenting on her theories about how right she is.

-is also a K-pop dance/lifestlye influencer

-give her 10 minutes and she WILL know the entire dance-will upload and edit it almost instantly

-has been featured in KCON dream stages and has been able to dance alongside some of her fav groups

-love planning her outfits for concerts and giving people inspiration on her social media platforms

“You need help coming up with vampire themed outfits for Enhypen’s upcoming concert, say no more I’ve got just the looks for you!”

Jasper:

-some of y’all may be a bit mad about this one…

-he’s the problematic K-pop stan

-like his playlist is CONTROVERSIAL

-liked sticker when it first released (believed the flute is what tied it together)

-low key a Jay Park stan on main

-…and a super junior apologist

(what did you expect he literally was a confederate solider)

-If a group has a cowboy concept he will be all over it tho, “takes me back to my roots.”

-will start shit online because he knows in the end he can control their emotions

-loves those unpopular k-pop opinion videos

-Alice does try to get him away from the problematic side of K-pop and it does kinda work, but like quitting human blood it takes him some time

-not a big stan, he’s kinda in it for the drama and to be an instigator

[a-moth-to-the-light]

Current Top Ten 2NE1 Songs

Okay, I mentioned "Gotta Be You" a little while ago, and I've been streaming 2NE1's discography nonstop since then. So now I have to impulse-write this one, because I forgot how much I love their music and I absolutely must screech about it!! I think EXID is my favorite second-gen group, actually, but 2NE1 is a very close second--they have the kind of star power that I'm completely in awe of. I got into 2NE1 in 2020, via Angelina from ktube, so I've never experienced a comeback from them (though let's just say Park Bom's "Do Re Mi Fa Sol" took over my life for a good while when it came out), but I've still made so many memories with their music over the past four years & have plenty to say about it!

1. Gotta Be You

One of those perfect pop songs--it's almost four minutes long (cue the cheering from fifth-gen stans!!), and each moment feels perfectly engineered to be a dopamine rush all on its own. It's bright and full of life, and even after four years of being a mainstay on my playlists, I still find myself obsessing over this one.

2. Fire

This could easily be my favorite debut ever, though I'd hate to overlook Lucy's "Flowering" like that! The 2NE1 ladies are SO commanding in this song, and it's crammed full of hooks that have stood the test of time. Even with its quilted-together approach to song structure, "Fire" is pretty much infinitely danceable & never feels jarring. It's a similar style of campy dance-pop to 4Minute's debut with "Hot Issue" (which I also love), but "Fire" is constructed so much more carefully--it has an incessant energy that "Hot Issue" doesn't, and it shows off 2NE1's capabilities so impressively!

3. Lonely

This is definitely the most obvious pick here--of course "Lonely" is in the top three. For newbies: before Blackpink's "Stay", there was 2NE1's "Lonely". This one is such an easy listen, a comforting ballad that never tests your patience. Its hook isn't a big final chorus that you have to wait for, it's the steady presence of the chorus throughout the song that's so simple, yet so satisfying. Though this may not be what you expect from a hit 2NE1 song, it's iconic in its own way.

4. Come Back Home - Unplugged Ver.

If you've ever heard me talk about Blackpink's "Whistle - Acoustic Ver", this should come as no surprise! These two songs occupy similar spaces in my mind. I love that we got this unplugged version, without the beat drop, because it really gives the sadness and longing of "Come Back Home" room to breathe. And the 2NE1 ladies really take advantage of that, too--their line deliveries are crammed with interesting details that really make this track special. Also, CL's rap over acoustic guitar is such a highlight.

5. It Hurts (I usually listen to the Japanese version!)

Yes, this is the third ballad in a row, sorry! This one took me a while to get, but now I'm wailing "YOU'RE NOT MINE ANYMORE !!!!!" right along with them. This whole song is one really slow build, so it took me a while to find the patience for it--but the payoff, with those big emotive high notes, is so worth it.

6. Scream

You really have to look past the second-gen cringe for this one, but I'm more than willing, because "Scream" has quite a bit of depth to it behind that grating post-chorus. This is the best use of Park Bom's vocals like, ever, I think--she sets the chorus on fire. And that bridge is heavenly; after CL's first "I fell in love", my heart melts.

7. Don't Cry (Park Bom solo)

This song saved a friendship for me once, funny enough. I know not everyone loves Park Bom's voice as much as I do--she doesn't have the range of abilities that a lot of other vocalists do, so I get it--but I find her performance here, paired with that fuzzy early-2010's production, just so wonderfully soothing.

8. Ugly

A once-in-a-generation kind of chorus, and 2NE1 have the vocals to back it up.

9. Falling in Love

Yeah, sue me, "Falling in Love" is in the top ten. This is trash, sure, but it's exactly my kind of trash. For being as annoying as it is, this song has some legitimately gorgeous vocal sections, too (what is this, an NCT song?). Like, Minzy's voice in the verses? Oh my god. And CL's first-verse rap may well be 2NE1's best--it's fast-paced but sooo catchy, it flows easily but has quite a bit of kick to it. In conclusion, I can see how people think this is an absolute abomination, but I've never had a bad time listening to it--and I listen to it a lot, believe it or not!

10. Please Don't Go (CL & Minzy)

After I heard the chorus once, I knew I'd never be able to stay away from this song. Be warned: the second-gen cringe is strong here, so this won't be for everyone, but CL & Minzy really perform the hell out of it--they bring "Please Don't Go" some clarity, and it ends up a really addictive pop anthem! And that final chorus, when the vocals (the HARMONIES!!!) get to take center stage?? This song is a gem, truly.

Honorable Mentions: You & I (Park Bom solo), Hate You, Missing You, I am the best (obligatory), I Love You, Hello Bitches (CL solo), Spring (Park Bom & Dara), Lovely (Minzy solo) (there's also a Tagalog version of this one, which is so cool!)

[pinkbrries]

#BASIC INFO

》 BIRTH NAME: park izabella (in hangul: 박이자벨라)

》 KOREAN NAME: park chaewon (in hangul: 박채원)

》 STAGE NAME: izabella / cherry

》 REASON OF HER NAME: from Sino-Korean 采 (chae) meaning “collect, gather, pluck” or 彩 (chae) meaning “colour” combined with 原 (won) meaning “source, origin, beginning”.

》 NICKNAMES: chae oppa | wonnie hyung | iza | ella | ellie | cherry | chae-lion | prince charming | ateez golden girl | chae-culator | 4th gen it girl

》 BIRTH DATE: dec 23, 1998

》 PLACE OF BIRTH: auckland, nz

》 ZODIAC SIGN: capricorn.

》 ETHNICITY: new zealand-korean

》 LANGUAGES: english (native), korean (fluent), japanese (fluent), french (conversational), mandarin (basic), thai (learning)

》 HEIGHT: 1.57 cm || 5’1

》 VOICE CLAIM (rap): yuhnway (soloist)

》 VOICE CLAIM (vocal): kim jung eun (loona)

》 FACE CLAIM: kim jung eun (loona)

》 EMOJI: 🦁 / 🍒

》 FAVORITE COLOR: pastel pink and pastel green

》 MBTI: ENTJ-A

》 ROLE MODELS: rosé (blackpink), cl (2ne1), bobby and hanbin (ikon), shinee, red velvet, twice, wonder girls, hyuna, cheetah, zico, iu, dynamicduo, queen, metallica.

》 POSITIONS: main rapper, main dancer, main vocal, visual.

》 INDIVIDUAL FANDOM NAME: cherries (because of her old stage name)

#CARRER

》 COMPANIES:

SM Entertainment (signed as an actress): 2012 - 2014

Starship Entertainment: 2014 - 2016

KQ Entertainment: 2016 - present

》 TRAINEE PERIOD: 6 years and a half.

》 PRE DEBUT & OTHER APPEARANCES:

actress for several commercials

drama: heirs

drama: reply 1994

drama: schoolgirl detectives

unpretty rapstar s3 (second runner-up)

show me the money s6 (second runner-up)

kq fellaz

good girl

immortal songs

amazing saturday

hello counselor

men on a mission

the show (mc along with juyeon and kim minkyu)

inkigayo (special mc along with minhyuk and jaehyun)

show me the money s9 (first runner-up)

kpop daebak

running man

drama: a love so beautiful (korean ver)

drama: our beloved summer

drama: blue birthday

high school rapper s4 (mentor along with simon dominic and loco)

》 DEBUT DATE: october 24, 2018

#BACKGROUND

Izabella was born in Auckland, New Zealand, on december 23, 1998 to a korean family, having two older sisters, one of them being Rosé from the popular kpop girl group Blackpink. At the age of five years old Izabella and her family moved to Melbourne, Australia; there, she started taking different classes since early age: jiu jitsu (even participating in national competitions), aerial and contemporary dance, she learned how to play the drums, the piano and the guitar, and even joined the church choir along with her sister Rosé.

In 2011, at age of 13 and influenced by her dad’s words, she attended an audition in Sydney, Australia for South Korean record label SM Entertainment, ranking at the top three among 1000 participants, and just some months after that, her sister Rosé signed with YG. They both dropped out of school and moved to South Korea with their mom.

At first, she was happy with being signed only as an actress and having small roles to start with her career, but then she realized that acting wasn’t her passion, and after two years, she parted with SM on good terms.

Some months after that, she got scouted by an agent of Starship Entertainment. Izabella even trained with the (now) monsta x members and even got contemplated to join the survival show “no mercy,” but she didn’t end up joining. In the winter of 2015, Izabella opens a soundcloud account and starts releasing her own songs under the stage name of “cherry,” her popularity starting to grow, even getting considered as one of the best underground rappers back then. In 2016, she decides on parting with Starship too on good terms.

Trying to not give up even after the circumstances and after seeing her older sister’s success, she joins “unpretty rapstar” in 2016 under the stage name of ‘cherry’, making it into the finals and ranking at 3rd place. Izabella gained a lot of popularity due this survival, even getting calls from companies that were interested on signing her. It’s in october 2016 that an agent from KQ Entertainment reaches out to her, and after convincing her on giving the company a chance, she officially becomes a trainee at the beginnings of november 2016.

A year later, she joins another survival show: “show me the money,” being part of zico’s and dean’s team, making it into the finals and finishing on 3rd place.

On october 24, 2018, Izabella made her official debut with Ateez.

#SIGNATURE

[claudehenrion]

Le temps qu'il fait... ou qu'il fera, un jour...

Pour me faire pardonner les éditos trop sérieux de ces jours derniers et pour oublier que la mairie de Paris et l'Elysée, pour une fois en paix, projettent de nous refaire subir, de nouveau, à l'occasion de la grande fête du sport qui s'annonce depuis Marseille, les insupportables et inutiles tracas ''covidesques'' et ''confinés'' –peut être même en pire--... je me suis passionné pour voir si je pouvais optimiser les prévisions météorologiques des prochains mois. (Petit rappel : en mathématique, optimiser une fonction signifie ''la ramener à zéro''...).

Très vite, j'ai pu tester la valeur éternelle du célèbre aphorisme du très regretté Pierre Dac : ''La prévision est difficile, surtout lorsqu'elle concerne l'avenir'', en tombant (et vraiment … de tout mon haut !) sur les prévisions à 3 mois de Météo-France et de la Chaîne Météo qui, tenez-vous bien, annonçent que ''un scénario plus chaud que la normale est le plus probable pour la France, dans la période considérée''. Fort heureusement, une précision suit : ''Ces tendances ne signifient toutefois pas que les températures seront supérieures aux normales, car elles (les prévisions, je suppose ?) ne permettent pas de prévoir le détail de la météorologie''. (NB : Ouf ! Je commençais à m'inquiéter !). Bon... ''Dont acte'', comme disent ceux qui n'ont rien à dire !

Mis en éveil par cette brillante entrée sans matière, j'ai voulu savoir à quoi il faut nous attendre, côté ''précipitations''. Et là, c'est nettement plus net. Enfin... si on veut : selon Météo-France, ''aucun scénario n'est privilégié sur la France comme sur la majeure partie de la France (je jure que je n'invente rien !) pour les 3 prochains mois.... même sil se pourrait que les mois de mai et de juin s'avèrent plus secs que le mois d'avril, mais ce scénario reste à être confirmé dans les semaines qui viennent''. Il n'empêche : sans l'aide des ponctionnaires qui glandent à nos frais à Météo-France (car comment désigner autrement un tel foutage de gueules ?), jamais je n'aurais pu imaginer que l'été puisse être plus ou moins frais que l'été ou moins frais –ou plus !-- que le printemps ! Le célèbre proverbe ''en avril, ne te découvre pas d'un fil'' va-t-il devoir s'énoncer, désormais, ''en juin, ne te découvre pas d'un string '' ?

Quant on pense aux containers entiers de bobards que les menteurs professionnels du Giec ont osé répandre sous nos pas et sur nos chemins, affirmant sans l'ombre d'une hésitation des énormités comme ''si la température relevée du 11 au 16 mars se poursuivait telle quelle pendant 28 ans, 6 mois et 4 jours, la température du Globe pourrait augmenter de 0,004 degrés, et les Maldives seraient englouties''. Et le plus fort, c'est que plein de gens y croyaient... (NDLR : Profitons de cette ironie pour rétablir une vérité : c'est avant-hier qu'une découverte formidable a éclaté sur nos écrans : non seulement le niveau des océans monte régulièrement aux Maldives... mais la surface totale de ces îles s'accroît parallèlement et tout aussi régulièrement ! Merci, mon Dieu, de ridiculiser les cons, sans attendre ! On a tout de même de bons moments, de temps en temps !

Quoi qu'il en soit, j'espère vous avoir fourni toute l'information actuellement disponible sur ce sujet brûlant entre tous : ''Comment et quand fuir Paris avant le tsunami des QR codes et le raz-de-marées des ''Autorisations dérogatoires'' pour pouvoir rentrer chez soi, le soir... Couac il en soit (je sais, je l'ai déjà faite... Mais je l'aime bien !), un résultat ne fait pas de doute : en matière de pluie, de temps-qu'il-fait, de crachin, de giboulées et d'arrosage, Météo-France maîtrise parfaitement l'art... de ne pas se mouiller ! (Un détail très ''perso'', si vous me permettez : comme tous les ans depuis 1969, moi, j'espère être bien au calme sur ma colline, à Mougins, où je penserai à vous. Souvent, intensément, et amicalement).

H-Cl.

[periodiccompletionist]

oh wait i just realized i never posted the pokemon thing. anyway under the cut is a list of the first instance of each elemental symbol in the pokedex up to #1010; 8 are absent entirely and 9 more are present only by technicality so the tally for the entire pokedex is either 110/118 or 101/118

H – Charmander (Gen 1, #0004) He – Growlithe (Gen 1, #0058) Li – Growlithe (Gen 1, #0058) Be – Beedrill (Gen 1, #0015) B – Bulbasaur (Gen 1, #0001) C – Charmander (Gen 1, #0004) N – Venusaur (Gen 1, #0003) O – Charmeleon (Gen 1, #0005) F – Butterfree (Gen 1, #0012) Ne – Ninetales (Gen1, #0038) Na – Kakuna (Gen 1, #0014) Mg* – Morgrem Grimmsnarl (Gen 8, #0860 & #0861) Al – Ninetales (Gen 1, #0038) Si – Persian (Gen 1, #0053) P – Caterpie (Gen 1, #0010) S – Bulbasaur (Gen 1, #0001) Cl – Clefairy (Gen 1, #0035) Ar – Charmander (Gen 1, #0004) K – Kakuna (Gen 1, #0014) Ca – Raticate (Gen 1, #0020) Sc – Scyther (Gen 1, #0123) Ti – Raticate (Gen 1, #0020) V – Ivysaur (Gen 1, #0002) Cr – Tentacruel (Gen 1, #0073) Mn – [none] Fe – Fearow (Gen 1, #0022) Co – Tentacool (Gen 1, #0072) Ni – Nidoran F (Gen 1, #0029) Cu – Exeggcute (Gen 1, #0102) Zn – [none] Ga – Gastly (Gen 1, #0092) Ge – Pidgey (Gen 1, #0016) As – Bulbasaur (Gen 1, #0001) Se – Blastoise (Gen 1, #0009) Br – Abra (Gen 1, #0063) Kr – Krabby (Gen 1, #0098) Rb – Arbok (Gen 1, #0024) Sr* – Gorebyss Relicanth (Gen 3, #0368 & #0369) Y – Ivysaur (Gen 1, #0002) Zr - [none] Nb – Weepinbell (Gen 1, #0070) Mo – Venomoth (Gen 1, #0049) Tc – Farfetch’d (Gen 1, #0083) Ru – Tentacruel (Gen 1, #0073) Rh – Rhyhorn (Gen 1, #0111) Pd – Zapdos (Gen 1, #145) Ag – Poliwag (Gen 1, #0060) Cd – [none] In – Nidorina (Gen 1, #0030) Sn – Snorlax (Gen 1, #0143) Sb – Sawsbuck (Gen 5, #0586) Te – Caterpie (Gen 1, #0010) I – Ivysaur (Gen 1, #0002) Xe – Exeggcute (Gen 1, #0102) Cs* – Shiinotic Salandit (Gen 7, #0756 & #0757) Ba – Bulbasaur (Gen 1, #0001) La – Blastoise (Gen 1, #0009) Hf – [none] Ta – Metapod (Gen 1, #0011) W – Wartortle (Gen 1, #0008) Re – Butterfree (Gen 1, #0012) Os – Tauros (Gen 1, #0128) Ir – Squirtle (Gen 1, #0007) Pt – Sceptile (Gen 3, #0254) Au – Bulbasaur (Gen 1, #0001) Hg* – Oddish Gloom (Gen 1, #0043 & #0044) Tl – Squirtle (Gen 1, #0007) Pb – Blipbug (Gen 8, #0824) Bi – Delibird (Gen 2, #0225) Po – Metapod (Gen 1, #0011) At – Caterpie (Gen 1, #0010) Rn – Rhyhorn (Gen 1, #0111) Fr – Butterfree (Gen 1, #0012) Ra – Rattata (Gen 1, #0019) Ac – Pikachu (Gen 1, #0025) Rf – Butterfree (Gen 1, #0012) Db – Mudbray (Gen 7, #0749) Sg* – Shellos Gastrodon (Gen 4, #0422 & #0423) Bh – [none] Hs – Dachsbun (Gen 9, #0927) Mt – Scream Tail (Gen 9, #0985) Ds – Sandshrew (Gen 1, #0027) Rg – Magcargo (Gen 2, #219) Cn – Cacnea (Gen 3, #0331) Nh – Carvanha (Gen 3, #0318) Fl – Flareon (Gen 1, #0136) Mc – Chimchar (Gen 4, #0390) Lv – Galvantula (Gen 5, #0596) Ts – Ralts (Gen 3, #0280) Og – Togepi (Gen 2, #0175) Ce – Dunsparce (Gen 2, #0206) Pr – Primeape (Gen 1, #0057) Nd – Charmander (Gen 1, #0004) Pm* – Machop Machoke (Gen 1, #0066 & #0067) Sm – Smeargle (Gen 2, #0235) Eu – Arceus (Gen 4, #0493) Gd – Kingdra (Gen 2, #0230) Tb – Crawdaunt Baltoy (Gen 3, #0342 & #0343) Dy – Ledyba (Gen 2, #0165) Ho – Machop (Gen 1, #0066) Er – Charmander (Gen 1, #0004) Tm – Hitmonlee (Gen 1, #0106) Yb – Ledyba (Gen 2, # 0165) Lu – Vileplume (Gen 1, #0045) Th – Venomoth (Gen 1, #0049) Pa – Paras (Gen 1, #0046) U – Bulbasaur (Gen 1, #0001) Np – Phanpy (Gen 2, #0231) Pu – Jigglypuff (Gen 1, #0039) Am – Alakazam (Gen 1, #0065) Cm – [none] Bk – [none] Cf – [none] Es – Ninetales (Gen 1, #0038) Fm – Bayleef Meganium (Gen 2, #0153 & #0154) Md – Ambipom Drifloon (Gen 4, #0424 & #0425) No – Nidorino (Gen 1, #0033) Lr – Solrock (Gen 3, #0338)

79 from Gen 1; 10 from Gen 2; 7 from Gen 3; 4 from Gen 4; 2 from Gen 5; 0 from Gen 6; 2 from Gen 7; 2 from Gen 8; 2 from Gen 9

[marcusrobertobaq]

Yep, I think i'm decided, I fucking give up.

I'll be hc'ing RT600 as Research Turing gen 6° and RK200/800/900 as Research Kamski gen 2°, 8° and 9° for the lack of knowledge bout english and french names. This "K" is in various models names but i just don't know what it is, so i gonna say "Kamski" (in this specific situation) here for now.

Although Kamski ain't involved directly in RK800/900, he's def involved in RK200 dev, no doubt. And CL def used lotta codes and systems from Kamski thru the yrs after he got out. Every android got Kamski's touch, that's how shit works. He's The Creator™️ after all.

And that's why any android since gen 1° can deviate. Kamski shit got a small piece of failure that later evolved into Software Instability/Emotions then Deviancy and nobody found a way of fixing it, or they didn't want to fix it cuz the % of happening was too low, or maybe some people let it happen to know how it goes. We'll never know.

I don't think was on purpose, like, they really hard coding programming SI and deviancy on purpose, but they surely didn't fix it for real later. Maybe Kamski tried doing something similar (sentient androids with free will) with the whole Autonomous Project thing but CL wanted this shit for other purposes and in the end SI/Deviancy wasn't something really official, only an anomaly that ain't got explored further. Or maybe it was for a period of time and they gave up.

After all CyberLife wanna sell stuff, Kamski wanna be a revolutionary.

But one thing I'm certain: CyberLife knows bout deviancy being inevitable cuz it's too late to "fix" millions of androids, but I don't think they know where the anomaly originated from and how (in details) is the proccess, they just know it happens - after all it's an anomaly IN MY OPINION. Not something really programmed but something that happened under specific conditions like a mutation from a loose end or a program hole.

But in the game CyberLife managed to still get in contact with the RK800 even if they go deviant, when this type of connection is supposed to suffer interference or even dc. Ah, man, mfs literally made an android that can pretend be a deviant one. This is Connor in non-deviancy status, bro, this is the level of "they fucking know about deviancy". Maybe was the only thing they discovered they could do, also opening a door called "remote delete and reset in the perfect moment".

Curiously CL didn't removed the exit from ZG. I'm certain this is Kamski's shit (canon) and all ZG versions had a manual exit (canon). As I hc ZG is actually independent from RKs in a CL server, makes sense being a manual/forced exit.

I talked bout that before. Everytime an android is in ZG they enter "stasis" irl, they can't be active in both places at same time, so what happens when u trap someone inside a connection? They lose control of the "physical" body and other parties can have access. Connors can disconnect normally from ZG but not when it's a forced call like this where he ain't got power to get out, it's blocked by normal means. That's why we got a manual exit in ZG - to force a dc when this "trap" is detected and give the control back to the android. Ain't from Connor's end, it's from ZG's end.

What the RK800/900 got is a bridge, not the ZG per se. Maybe this manual exit is so powerful it makes the bridge stop working on Connor's end? Maybe, idk. I hope so, like blocking all connections coming from specific address, especially forced ones. Maybe it can also grant the RK full admin control over call con and dc? I don't know. Only thing I know is this emergency exit seems to be from ZG's end, idk if it alters something in Connor's end. Should, tho.

If something like this was made by Kamski he indeed knew remote control of androids was going to be a thing, and for someone like him, that wanted androids to be the perfect species with unlimited intelligence and free will, being controlled by "narrow minded humans and 'em shady deals" and being trapped in digital probably didn't sound good. But curiously CyberLife didn't remove or altered this manual exit in the next ZG versions, not even the future Amanda versions could fight with it, but I bet the AI knows what it is - that's why I got doubts about CL not knowing about the exit.

Maybe they didn't expect shit to really work? Or maybe they made a huge bet a deviant Connor, being conditioned to have fear of failure, would submit to Amanda cuz "there's no other choice, another way to run" and "everything was planned" (kinda the suicide/give up situation in one of the endings). It's a possibility.

So yeah, I hc Zen Garden (or other older names) is an old thing back from this research project (back with Markus and prior events) or maybe even older and they used, later CL taking it from Kamski - it's a meeting room. But meeting rooms always leaves tracks and contain tracks, inputs being made. And he got this manual exit not only cuz u always got have emergency tools in your software but cuz he knew the ZG could be used for... questionable stuff in the future. When he found out or he knew it would happen? Idk.

That's my hc for now while i don't find anything more.

[jamesmartindev]

From Slow to Speedy: How to Optimize WordPress for Core Web Vitals

Website performance plays a crucial role in user experience and search engine rankings. Google’s Core Web Vitals, introduced as part of the page experience update, have become essential metrics to consider when optimizing your WordPress site. These metrics focus on three key areas: loading performance, interactivity, and visual stability. In this blog post, we'll explore practical steps to optimize your WordPress site for better Core Web Vitals.

 Understanding Core Web Vitals

Before diving into optimization techniques, let's briefly review what Core Web Vitals measure:

1. Largest Contentful Paint (LCP): Measures loading performance. To provide a good user experience, LCP should occur within 2.5 seconds of when the page first starts loading.

2. First Input Delay (FID): Measures interactivity. Pages should have an FID of less than 100 milliseconds to ensure quick responses to user inputs.

3. Cumulative Layout Shift (CLS): Measures visual stability. Pages should maintain a CLS score of less than 0.1 to prevent unexpected shifts in page layout.

 Step-by-Step Optimization Guide

 1. Choose a Lightweight Theme

The theme you choose plays a significant role in your site's performance. Opt for a lightweight, well-coded theme that minimizes unnecessary scripts and styles. Themes like Astra, GeneratePress, and Neve are known for their performance optimization.

 2. Use a Reliable Hosting Provider

Your hosting provider's server speed directly impacts your Core Web Vitals. Choose a hosting provider that offers optimized server environments, such as SiteGround, WP Engine, or Kinsta, which are specifically tailored for WordPress.

 3. Optimize Images

Images are often the largest contributors to page weight, affecting LCP. To optimize images:

   - Resize and compress images: Use tools like TinyPNG or ShortPixel.

   - Implement lazy loading: Use plugins like Lazy Load by WP Rocket to load images only when they come into the viewport.

   - Serve images in next-gen formats: Convert images to WebP using plugins like Smush or Imagify.

 4. Minimize and Combine Files

Reduce the number of HTTP requests by minimizing and combining CSS and JavaScript files. Plugins like Autoptimize or WP Rocket can help you achieve this by:

   - Minifying CSS, JavaScript, and HTML files.

   - Combining multiple CSS or JS files into one to reduce requests.

 5. Enable Browser Caching and GZIP Compression

Caching improves LCP by storing a version of your site’s files in the visitor's browser, so they don't have to be reloaded each time. Use a caching plugin like W3 Total Cache or WP Super Cache to enable:

   - Browser caching: Store static files in the user's browser.

   - GZIP compression: Compress files to reduce their size before sending them to the user's browser.

 6. Optimize Your Database

A clean and optimized database contributes to faster server response times, which can improve FID. Use plugins like WP-Optimize to remove unnecessary data such as post revisions, spam comments, and transient options.

 7. Use a Content Delivery Network (CDN)

A CDN stores copies of your site’s files on multiple servers worldwide, reducing the distance between the server and the user, thereby improving LCP. Cloudflare and StackPath are popular CDNs that integrate seamlessly with WordPress.

 8. Reduce Third-Party Scripts

Third-party scripts like ads, social media embeds, or analytics can significantly impact your Core Web Vitals, especially FID and CLS. Reduce their number where possible and load them asynchronously.

 9. Implement Critical CSS

Critical CSS refers to the essential CSS required to render the above-the-fold content of your site. Loading critical CSS inline and deferring non-essential styles can improve LCP. Tools like CriticalCSS.com or the Critical CSS feature in WP Rocket can help automate this process.

 10. Monitor and Test Regularly

Use tools like Google PageSpeed Insights, Lighthouse, or GTmetrix to regularly test your site’s performance and Core Web Vitals. Monitoring tools like these will help you identify issues and track the impact of your optimization efforts over time.

 Conclusion

Optimizing your WordPress site for Core Web Vitals requires a combination of strategic choices and ongoing monitoring. By focusing on these key areas—theme selection, image optimization, file minimization, and more—you can significantly improve your site’s performance, leading to better user experiences and higher search engine rankings. Implement these strategies today to ensure your WordPress site meets the latest standards for web performance and user satisfaction.

[the-silver-0ne]

Group one of The Elemental Girls

1. H – Hydrogen Samenoko https://www.talkie-ai.com/chat/128403738349643

2. He – Helium Helia https://www.talkie-ai.com/chat/128403738349685

3. Li – Lithium Lithium https://www.talkie-ai.com/chat/128409239425097

4. Be – Beryllium Hanako https://www.talkie-ai.com/chat/128407325749437

5. B – Boron Aria https://www.talkie-ai.com/chat/128414599987265

6. C – Carbon Carbon https://www.talkie-ai.com/chat/129979852836943

7. N – Nitrogen Nitro https://www.talkie-ai.com/chat/129981142249646

8. O – Oxygen Gen https://www.talkie-ai.com/chat/129988848754753

9. F – Fluorine Flo https://www.talkie-ai.com/chat/130827855425664

10. Ne – Neon Neon https://www.talkie-ai.com/chat/130138785161344

11. Na – Sodium Soda https://www.talkie-ai.com/chat/130827855425706

12. Mg – Magnesium Meagan Firestarter https://www.talkie-ai.com/chat/130840410857582

13. Al – Aluminum Allison https://www.talkie-ai.com/chat/130845835046997

14. Si – Silicon Silicon https://www.talkie-ai.com/chat/134532086095966

15. P – Phosphorus Tracer https://www.talkie-ai.com/chat/132077429452974

16. S – Sulfur Sera https://www.talkie-ai.com/chat/132075524477050

17. Cl – Chlorine CL-17-PV https://www.talkie-ai.com/chat/132076842541165

18. Ar – Argon Blau https://www.talkie-ai.com/chat/132078058332322

19. K – Potassium Kristen https://www.talkie-ai.com/chat/132076842541170

20. Ca – Calcium Cat https://www.talkie-ai.com/chat/137097732796490

21. Sc – Scandium Lillith https://www.talkie-ai.com/chat/132076842541173

22. Ti – Titanium TI-22 https://www.talkie-ai.com/chat/132079937953861

23. V – Vanadium Athena https://www.talkie-ai.com/chat/132077429452988

24. Cr – Chromium Freya https://www.talkie-ai.com/chat/134532086095964

25. Mn – Manganese Magnolia https://www.talkie-ai.com/chat/134533181149318

26. Fe – Iron Testu https://www.talkie-ai.com/chat/134532086095967

27. Co – Cobalt Cobalt https://www.talkie-ai.com/chat/134533465284677

28. Ni – Nickel Nicki https://www.talkie-ai.com/chat/134533465284679

29. Cu – Copper Shelby https://www.talkie-ai.com/chat/134532140675226

30. Zn – Zinc Zinc https://www.talkie-ai.com/chat/134533976797249

[laopiniononline]

HONOR presenta en Chile su nuevo smartphone HONOR Magic6 Lite

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HONOR presenta en Chile su nuevo smartphone HONOR Magic6 Lite

El dispositivo establece nuevos estándares en la industria con una calidad de pantalla sinigual, capacidades de fotografía excepcionales y un desempeño de batería mejorado.

HONOR, presentó HONOR Magic6 Lite en Chile, su nuevo dispositivo diseñado para superar las expectativas de los usuarios más exigentes que combina una pantalla ultra resistente y de calidad visual excepcional, con amplias capacidades fotográficas y un rendimiento de batería y hardware mejorado. El evento de lanzamiento se llevó a cabo en un entorno impresionante con la majestuosa vista de la ciudad de Santiago como telón de fondo.

“Estamos emocionados de presentar HONOR Magic6 Lite en Chile, un smartphone que refleja nuestro compromiso de superar los límites de la innovación y proporcionar una experiencia a otro nivel para los usuarios locales”, dijo Andrea Molina, Gerente de

Marketing de HONOR Chile. “Desde su pantalla ultra resistente, hasta su sistema de cámara de vanguardia y su impresionante durabilidad, este dispositivo redefinirá las expectativas de los dispositivos de gama media en la industria”, agregó la ejecutiva.

HONOR Magic6 Lite destaca por su protección anticaídas y ultra resistencia y está diseñado para los aventureros modernos. Y como una forma de comprobar estas características, un equipo de deportistas extremos participó en la actividad interactuando con el nuevo equipo. Atletas de renombre como: Martín Vidaurre, Pedro Burns, Marcelo Jiménez, Benjamín Herrera y Chaleco López pusieron a prueba HONOR Magic6 Lite a través de una serie de demostraciones en una exhibición que comprobó la fortaleza y robustez de la pantalla del nuevo integrante de la familia HONOR Magic.

Características destacadas:

Durabilidad a toda prueba: Con tecnología de pantalla HONOR Ultra Resistente y protección anticaídas 360°, HONOR Magic6 Lite es líder en resistencia a caídas y durabilidad. Certificado con cinco estrellas de resistencia general por SGS, este dispositivo garantiza una máxima durabilidad, incluso en condiciones extremas.

Experiencia visual inmersiva: Con una pantalla curva AMOLED de 6.78 pulgadas y una resolución ultra clara de 1.5K, HONOR Magic6 Lite ofrece visuales nítidas y colores vibrantes. Además, cuenta con funciones de protección ocular avanzadas para cuidar la salud visual del usuario.

Sistema de cámara avanzado: Equipado con una cámara principal de 108MP, una ultra gran angular de 5MP y una macro de 2MP, HONOR Magic6 Lite captura imágenes cautivadoras con una claridad de alto nivel y detalles vívidos.

Rendimiento inigualable: Con una batería de 5,800mAh que ofrece hasta 3 días de uso con una sola carga y la plataforma móvil Qualcomm Snapdragon 6 Gen 1, HONOR Magic6 Lite garantiza un rendimiento confiable y una productividad sin límites.

HONOR Magic6 Lite estará disponible en Verde Esmeralda y Plata Titanio a un precio referencial de $399.990.

[christophe76460]

IL FAUT FUIR CE QUI APPARTIENT AU DIABLE JÉSUS NOUS DIT DE NOUS SONDER ET DE CONSTATER SI NOTRE LUMIÈRE N’ÉTAIT PAS TÉNÈBRES MATTHIEU 6:23, mais si ton œil est en mauvais état, tout ton corps sera dans les ténèbres. Si donc la lumière qui est en toi est ténèbres, combien seront grandes ces ténèbres! MALHEUREUSEMENT BEAUCOUP DE GENS DE CE MONDE SONT ATTIRÉS PAR LES TÉNÈBRES JEAN 3:19 et ce jugement c’est que, la lumière étant venue dans le monde, les hommes ont préféré les ténèbres à la lumière, parce que leurs œuvres étaient mauvaises. IL FAUT FUIR LE PÉCHÉ SOUS TOUTES SES FORMES, PARCE QU’IL SOUILLE L’HOMME MATTHIEU 15:18-20 mais ce qui sort de la bouche vient du cœur, et c’est ce qui souille l’homme. Car c’est du cœur que viennent les mauvaises pensées, les meurtres, les adultères, les impudicités, les vols, les faux témoignages, les calomnies. Voilà les choses qui souillent l’homme. IL FAUT FUIR CE QUI APPARTIENT AU DIABLE 2 CORINTHIENS 6:15-17 Le Christ peut-il s’accorder avec le diable? Que peut avoir en commun le croyant avec l’incroyant? Quel accord peut-il exister entre le Temple de Dieu et les idoles? Car nous sommes, nous, le Temple du Dieu vivant. Dieu lui – même l’a dit : J’habiterai et je marcherai au milieu d’eux. Je serai leur Dieu, et ils seront mon peuple. C’est pourquoi : Sortez du milieu d’eux, séparez-vous d’eux, dit le Seigneur. N’ayez pas de contact avec ce qui est impur, alors je vous accueillerai LE CHRÉTIEN DOIT TOUJOURS VEILLER À DEMEURER DANS LA VÉRITÉ QU’IL A REÇUE (LA BIBLE) 1 JEAN 2:24 que ce que vous avez entendu dès le commencement demeure en vous. Si ce que vous avez entendu dès le commencement demeure en vous, vous demeurerez aussi dans le Fils et dans le Père. VEILLONS ET RÉSISTONS 1 PIERRE 5:8-9 Soyez sobres, veillez. Votre adversaire, le diable, rôde comme un lion rugissant, cherchant qui il dévorera. Résistez-lui avec une foi ferme, sachant que les mêmes souffrances sont imposées à vos frères dans le monde. GLOIRE SOIT AU PÈRE 🔥 QUI NOUS A CRÉÉ, AU FILS ✝️ QUI NOUS A RACHETÉ, AU SAINT ESPRIT ✨ QUI NOUS SANCTIFIE https://www.instagram.com/p/Cl-lgn5IRdJ/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[notbellabutcassandra]

Thalia and Turquoise moved out together since the sisters are so close. Riley and Turquoise got really close. I love Riley's look! Definitely fitting of someone at the top of the criminal career lol Turquoise has been doing odd jobs and whatnot to provide. Thalia has been enjoying the company of her cousins and siblings.

[elytrafemme]

to reward me for finishing editing chapter 14 my body decided to stim! except its the recently developed stim. that really fucking hurts my neck. i can get nothing in life my heart is a vacant empty black hole

[cosmicamos-archive]

They’re playing without sound.

[muselin]

Hi! 30+y.o anon here again. Tysm for sharing your perspective, opinion and TMI :) Now that I read that, I guess this feeling of shame for being attracted to younger men came from an unconscious bias, a legacy of patriarchal norms. Maybe reading and writing some smut for I.M and Bangchan will help me to get over it xD Anyways, Hyukjae is my bias too, I found your tumblr bc of '6:00 - threesome with Donghae' ;) And, hell yeah, Eric give daddy vibes indeed!

KPOP AFTER 30

I can definitely see that. I'm assuming you're female or female leaning? If I'm wrong I apologise. As a female myself, I have been indirectly taught to fear being 30 or over. It's changing now but in an industry like kpop (and modelling, and Hollywood until about 10 years ago) that is based around looking young, it makes you feel like you "expire" after 30, or you can't be sexy or desirable after 30 or you can't be with younger guys. And that is total bullshit.

This is why I'm so incredibly attached to my 2nd gen groups, because I've been growing older with them!

Shinhwa: all now 40+

Super Junior: all 33+, most members actually now 35+ except the maknae line

SHINee: all 30+ except Taemin

VIXX: N and Leo - 30+

Others who are 30+ and going strong:

BoA - 35

Rain - 39

TVXQ - both 33+

BIGBANG - hope they manage to come back but all are 32+

2PM - all 30+ and they just had a MASSIVE comeback this year

From 2NE1 - CL is 30, Park Bom and Dara are 36

SNSD - all 30+

Hyolyn - 30

Red Velvet Irene - 30

MAMAMOO Solar - 30

😊😊😊 Live your life my friend, we could definitely show those younger cuties a thing or two 🧡 And I'd love to read the Bang Chan or I.M. smut you're cooking up!

[ruler21]

Gen Z nói j về life + sex

1) Người ta mới xoa đầu sờ má có tí thôi mà mình đã muốn lột cmn đồ ra cưỡi lên rồi. 🙂

2) Đm ra rồi thì làm ơn quan tâm tới tui cho tui ra luôn dùm, ra rồi là bỏ 1 góc đi tắm để tui 1 mình quay tay đm -_-

3)Địt nhau không giống may gia công ăn sản phẩm đâu, phầm phập như máy khâu chỉ nhanh thoát vị đĩa đệm thôi anh. Nhẹ nhàng mà chính xác nhé thằng lồn cục súc

4)Đm đi đái xong mà bắt bà bú cu là bà cầm đầu bà dộng vào lồn cho mày chui vào tử cung đấy nhé :) Đặc biệt là khi bà buscu thì mày đừng nhấn đầu :) địt mẹ mắc ói vcl. Làm ơn đi :)))))

5)Cấp 3 mình với bọn cùng bàn vẫn còn góp 1k 2k mua bim bim, cóc, xoài mà mấy đứa bạn đã địt nhau sưng bướm....

6)Đừng hỏi sướng không quá 3 lần. Đang bận rên bận thở đéo ai hơi đâu trả lời... Lại còn đe dọa "Không trả lời anh rút ra nè" Ôi địt mẹ tao báu quá rút ra xem con nào khó chịu hơn con nào nào :) cứ nắc đi... nghe ngta rên rỉ lại còn ko biết là sướng hay ko à?

7)ĐỊT MẸ BỊ BẮN VÀO MẮT!

8)Cấm sex với người đã có gia đình, bạn gái, bạn trai... tóm lại là người đã có người yêu. Nứng lồn thì không có sự lựa chọn, nhưng làm người thứ 3 thì lại có thể chọn lựa được. Đừng chọn cái sai trái cái hãm lồn.

9)chuyện 1 chị kể địt nhau với trai tân. Bú mớm xong hết rồi đến đoạn thả rắn vào lồng thì thằng bé ngơ ngáo đéo biết phải làm sao. Chị này mới xa gần bảo là nhét chim vào lỗ đẻ của em ấy, thế là thằng nọ ấn cặc vào nách chị nọ cạ khí thế :)

10đang tắm thì gã thò vào "để a tắm cho e nhé" xong xoa sữa tắm khắp người chụy xong cứ dí dí cái củ chim nóng nóng vào người chụy dm :))) 

11Theo kinh nghiệm nhiều năm thì ctrai trên giường hư hỏng hoang dã sẽ kích thích khơi dậy sư nưng lon hơn là nhẹ nhàng ngoan ngoãn 

12Thở nhè nhẹ từ sau gáy thôi cũng đủ dựng lông lol lông mu rồi =)) Chưa kể liếm lỗ tai, bàn tay nhè nhè lướt trên lưng, hôn ngay cổ, nói chung là các hành động từ phía sau đều gây chụy kích cmn thích :v Còn phía trước thì ahihi cũng giống phía sau =)) 

13) Chụy đây tuy năng lượng tiêu cực hơi nhiều. Nhưng vẫn biết iu thưn bản thân

14.Như mọi lần địt nhau, gã ôm chụy và bắt đầu xạo loz về tương lai con cái chúng mình :)) 

15.Chụy thiết nghĩ, địt xong làm bạn cũng không phải ý tưởng tồi. 

16.Gã Ôm.

Nói anh cần em

Anh thích địt với mỗi em.

Dù tất cả là xạo lồn thì nghe vẫn đáng yêu.

17.Làm tình xong thì làm gì?

Hút thuốc xong ôm nhau dirty talk nghe nhạc chill chill awwwwww 

18.“Sống như thế này thực ra cũng mệt mỏi lắm, sợ đi sai một bước, không muốn đắc tội với bất cứ ai, đem bản thân đắp nặn thành một hình mẫu rất giả dối” https://t.co/7cT8mfKY8m

19.Vừa cưỡi ngựa được 5 phút gã hối hả " dừng lại đi không phọt mất"

S lúc tán t,m nói 20 phút cơ mà. chó!

20.Anh có thể ship cho em một hộp xôi thịt

...kèm một cái đ!t thật lâu được không!?

21.Mây là của trời...

...còn ku anh là của em! 

22.Lúc có lông ku thì chửi " đm mày cạo lông đi" , lúc cạo rồi thì quay lại chửi " Đm lông ku đâu cl " .....Đm, sống sao cho dừa lol màiiiii 

23.Hôm đầu tiên gã đèo đi hẹn hò chụy chỉ nhìn chằm chằm vào đũng quần gã rồi cố gắng hình dung con ku gã trông như nào và tưởng tượng 1001 kiểu địt với gã. lolll 

24.Đôi bàn tay phàm tục chụy luôn luôn nhăm nhe sờ ciu gã dù ở bất cứ thời điểm nào

25.Đã bảo xoa ass nhẹ nhẹ thôi nó mới tê thế mà đéo để ý cái là gã lấy cái bàn tay hộ pháp của gã day như tẩm quất vậy... Thọt cả đít 🙂 thằng lồn! 

26.Tóm lại, đồ ăn là nguồn sáng ấm áp dịu dàng chiếu rọi cuộc đời trần trụi tầm thường của chụy.

27.Cứ giận nhau là y rằng gã đi mua j đó đem qua cho chụy...mồm chụy thì thào đuổi gã về cơ mà nước dãi chụy chảy ra. Thế là lại hoà. 

28.Hồi đó, gã kiên trì đưa đón chụy đi làm cả tuần liền. Thế là chụy nhận lời yêu.

29.Có mấy lần muốn khiến bản thân say, muốn bản thân tách rời khỏi những ân oán thi phi ấy. Khiến những khát vọng đã ẩn nấp rất lâu kia tuỳ ý theo gió cuốn đi

Muốn quên đi cả tên của bản thân mình.

30.Go with me. Somewhere!

31 .Chỉ muốn ôm thật chặt, hôn thật lâu...

Chứ chụy đây mệt nhoài vs cái cuộc sống lủi thủi một mình hãm lone này quá r... Nhớ cái bụng béo,con ku mập -.- 

32.Giả vờ dễ chịu. Cuộc đời này khiến chị trở thành một đứa khốn nạn và chị thì phải tự buộc chân mình vào cái mác tử tế.

Từ tận sâu đáy lòng, chị thề là chị lúc nào cũng muốn hét vào mặt mọi người "NGẬM MỒM!!" 

33.Gã đi công tác khá lâu... Đặt áo bẩn của gã lên mặt, chừa phần miệng. Chụy đốt điếu thuốc yet sau 1 khoảng thời gian dài...

34 Có 1 gã buột miệng với chụy rằng : gã cắm sừng NGƯỜI-QUAN-TRỌNG-NHẤT để đến với chụy....oh no no no cuộc tình này chết rồi :) 

35.Lần đầu gặp him...

nhai kẹo cao su cho đỡ thối mồm, mà dcmn. Mải hôn nhau nuốt mẹ cái bã. 

36.anh nói yêu em... thì ít nhất anh phải liếm lone cho em chứ 

37.Dạo này ăn uống chập chờn....bị táo bón..

Đang gắng sức thì nhớ tới him.

Năm đó về quê him, ăn dái mít cũng y rằng táo bón. Him nắm tay rồi gào to:

"Nhân danh công lí, hãy tiếp lấy sức mạnh" 

38.Chị thích xây dựng hình ảnh người đàn bà cô độc, một mình mạnh mẽ đéo cần tập thể đoàn kết mà chúng nó cũng không tha chị. Chó. 

39.Đang chuẩn bị sex, 2 đứa hút cần.

Hút xong phê quá nhìn nhau cười sml xong đéo sex dc nữa!