#clarissa/amanda/mark

[iamonlypartlymajestic]

SFTH Clarissa x Amanda x Mark at Halloween Horror Nights (I FINALLY DREW IT)

(From my AU of a QPR between Aro/Ace Mark x Bi Clarissa x Lesbian Amanda)

Clarissa/Amanda/Mark date where they go to Halloween Horror Nights because Clarissa is a horror nerd and Markanda want to make her happy despite them very much not being a fan of horror movies.

So imagine the three of them in a line as they're walking through the haunted houses:

• Clarissa leading the group laughing and having fun

• Amanda is clutching Clarissa's shoulders and furiously screaming that she's gonna fight everything even if no one is actively jumpscaring her

• Mark is just bear-hugging Amanda from behind and hiding his face because Amanda is taller than him.

[youling-the-ghost]

random headcanon that popped into my head but y'know those pacts that friends sometimes make to marry each other if they're both single by the age of 30 or something?

yeah Amanda and Clarissa definitely had one of those pacts

[svnnyd4ys]

[artstantpansies]

moreee hand drawn sfth text post memes - character ids in alt

yay yippee

[instantpansies]

cannot BELIEVE clarissa suzanne fumbled a dyke so hard. couldn't be me.

[grovebean]

Just finished the prologue for my Clamanda fanfic lol

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64801924/chapters/166527622

Tumblr isn't letting me imbed links so uhh yeah

[luciferrswolves]

this is a piece of art

clarissa and amanda talking, and mark looking betrayed

RAHHHHH I AM AN ARTIST

[pulchrasilva]

amanda-centric fic about her exploring polyamory with clarissa titled after the line about clarissa suzanne being blessed with two names but only one heart

[kingcalimthesnailheart]

This too is clamanda

the dynamic between two people who love a third person so much and come to understand each other because of that is so important to me. you would put them first, and so would i. you understand why we have to save them from themself. i trust you with their life, and so, that means more than if i trusted you with mine. the love doesn't have to be the same, but it's powerful enough that you understand why you're not the only satellite drawn into their orbit.

[beiyuanism]

i need someone to write a coherent post about catholicism in clarissa's diy wedding because it's driving me insane but i can't put it into words. the church that was turned into a restaurant. the woman who grew up in the church-turned-restaurant as a lesbian and then has to watch the woman she's in love with get married there to someone else. the man who hasn't been to church since his mom died when he was seven going to look for guidance in a priest as a last resort. the amounts of catholic guilt that must run through amanda and mark alone would be enough to power a city. and not to even mention the tim of it all.

[iamonlypartlymajestic]

I’M IN MY DIWIVES ERA ( well until my next exams anyway 😅)

Early 2000s rom-com poster:

Grease but make it gay (Mark is leading a song-and-dance ensemble somewhere idk):

[youling-the-ghost]

No but imagine you're Mark for a minute. You live with your alcoholic father, your father who blames you for your mother's death, your mother who died because your father was drunk driving. And yet you're the one who shouldered the burden.

You grow up like this. That's fine, you tell yourself, because what else can you say?

You meet this wonderful woman. Her name is Suzanne (or is it Clarissa?) and she makes you feel whole again, like your guilt and trauma are nothing more than the past. After everything, you see a ray of light shining through.

And so you propose, wanting to spend the rest of your life with this wonderful woman. But just as you're on one knee with the ring in your hand, your girlfriend casts you aside and answers a phone call. This isn't the first time she's done this.

You call the engagement off, but you still want things to heal (how could you not?) and so you try. You try again to heal your relationship, because you love her and you want to make things right. But she does it again. She brushes off your feelings and makes you feel like you're no more than a sewer rat, scurrying from bin to bin and hiding in the walls. And to rub salt on the wound, when you try to express yourself, she calls you hotheaded and dismisses your feelings.

Like damn, Mark was just going through it the entire longform.

[svnnyd4ys]

okay here's more sfth character tweets!!!

[artstantpansies]

clarissa suzanne/mark/amanda designs i frantically did yesterday :3 featuring kinda gelphie coded clamanda

[cook-a-little-chicken]

I've been thinking about the different couple combinations between the four of them...

There's something so tender with a hint of yearning in Tom + Luke couples and would-be couples. E.g. Ditch, AngelJohn, DIWives, Pablo + Cheryl, the tailor/incest couple, the dad and his partner in the "Gay dad" timewarp

Sam + Luke I'd say are intense and emotional. E.g. Samantha + Egbert, Bubbamiah, David + Jemima (Milkman), Anna + Esmeralda, the kids at prom, the Oompa Loompa couple

Sam + Tom are fierce and passionate. E.g. Stephen + David (Huge Genre), the bus-stop ladies (Jingle Boys Genre), Amanda + Tarquin, the Lafayettes, Persephone + Geoff, the couple in the "Friends with Benefits" genre, Angus + his "friend" (The Hobnob Affair)

Luke + AJ I think focus less on the romantic moments like the others do, but importantly, they do the most iconic dipped embrace kisses. E.g. Sarah + Jean-Luc, Clarissa + Mark. (I think they're also parents often, e.g. in Beetroots & Murder, Neighbour's Under the Bed, The Milkman)

Sam + AJ are good at playful couples. E.g. The Excited Chinchilla couple, The Ingredients couple, the Divorce TimeWarp, The Hare Who Wore a Sweater couple, Mr + Mrs Claus

Tom + AJ I think give off a similar casual vibe in longforms, e.g. the Oopsie Daisy Bulge couple, Mary + Johnson from Murders in Space, Cheevo + Stewie. But they can be very suggestive in shorter games and scenes, e.g. the couple in the garden centre, the couple where AJ becomes chair-man, the couple who met at the German bar, the couple in the pub where AJ jumps onto Tom and Tom complains about Daisy

[cassiopeiasfreckles]

What's in a name?

Because I have no chill, too much time, and a scientist's curiosity and love of a spreadsheet I've gone through all the YouTube longforms and noted down all the names used because it felt like some came up oddly often. To vaguely justify this insanity I figured I'd share the results:

Given Names:

Used 5+ times: Hans (6), James (6), Jemima (5), John (5)

Used 3+ times: David (3), Johnny (3), Michael (3), Penelope (3), Terry (3), Toby (3)

Used 2 times: Amanda, André (both as André Beetroot but he's in two separate longforms), Bill, Clarissa, Derek, Dmitri, Gavin, Helga (there are two Helga's in the same longform), Javier, Jeff, Jimmy, Krampus (Big and Little), Lucy, Maria (one is part of Maria Clarissio as a compound name), Mark, Martha, Marty, Mary, Mildred, Otto, Peter, Rupert (Sr and Jr), Sherlock (again, the same character in two different longforms), Tarquin, Tony, Xavier

Surnames:

Used 3 times: James, Jenkins

Used 2 times: Beetroot, Holmes, Johnson, Lestrade, Moriarty, Rogers, Twilliger, Watson

General Things:

There are 172 distinct given names used across the longforms on YouTube

There are 79 distinct surnames

For given names they bloody love ones starting with J because there are 24 of those and the next closest is M with 19

The least favoured are Z, Q and U with none and E, I, O, V and W which all only have 1

For surnames most common is B, C and R which crop up 9 times each, followed by J again with 8

Their least used are F, I, N, Q, U and Z all get no entries and E, G, K and X have just the one

The longform with the most given names used is The Milkman with 9, the The Hobnob Affair and And so it Begun both with 7

The most surnames are given in The Final Baker of Baker Street with 9, then The Mystery of the Midnight Circus with 7

The longforms with the least given names are The Midnight Mystery and The Meringue Haberdashery which both only have 1 first-named character

7 longforms have no surnames in at all (Oopsy Daisy Bulge, Wine Under the Bridge, Moist & Magical, Marigolds, Bluebells & Hugh, Divorces & Teddybears, Wild, Wet & Worrisome, and Susan's Holiday)