#claustrophobia now means fear of the terms and conditions clause
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pandora: reggie Evan is being xenophobic again
regulus: i beg your pardon?
evan: dora for the last time, that is NOT what that word means
pandora: you were mean to xenophilius, that makes your xenophobic
dorcas: i dont think you know how definitions work love
regulus: no, no, she’s technically right
barty: god forbid a girl lets language evolve past societal rules
pandora, high-fiving him: exactly, evan is xenophobic and reg and barty are homophobic
barty, with his hand still up in the air freezing: i’m what now?
pandora: you know, because you both hate your homes. homeophobic
regulus: okay never mind i take back my support
#they WILL from then on start inventing their own definitions for phobias#or straight up make new words for phobias that don’t exist#claustrophobia now means fear of the terms and conditions clause#astrophobia is fear of going to astrology class#ecophobia (the actual fear of home) is just being afraid of ecos#marauders era#moony wormtail padfoot and prongs#marauders headcanon#regulus black#dorcas meadows#pandora rosier#evan rosier#barty crouch jr#the slytherin skittles#slytherin skittles
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