Brotherly Love
The Clegane Brothers / [GOT Tk-Fic]
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[Ticklish!Sandor⎢Ler/Gregor]
Authors note: Since I wrote 3 Fics about my lovely killer duo that were... well, pretty violent, I decided they deserve some fluff as well. So here's my very first tickle-fluff. Hope y'all enjoy!
sfw nsfw
Summary: Gregor tries to cheer his moody brother up by giving him a good laugh.
warnings: this is a tickle fic (that's all yay!)
"What's that face all about, kiddo?", Gregor rose a brow when he walked past his brother in the hallway.
Sandor ignored him, opening the door to his room.
"Hey, I'm talking to you!"
The younger brother shut the door behind himself with a bang. That should've been answer enough, however he heard a knock on his door only moments later.
"What do you want?", he groaned dismissively. "I'm busy!"
Gregor poked his head into his brothers room, finding him flat on his bed. "Busy chilling?"
"You don't have to be this nosey, you know?", Sandor sighed, staring at the ceiling. "Now leave me alone."
"What's wrong?", Gregor made a step into the room and closed the door behind him.
"Didn't you hear what I just said?", Sandor sat up and looked at him irritatedly.
"I'm just taking care of my little brother.", the giant knight rose his hands in an innocent gesture that looked odd on him.
A doubtful glare was his answer. "I know your way of caring for me.", Sandor hissed dismissively by pointing at the scar, that covered almost half of his face.
"Oh come on don't pull that card.", Gregor sat down next to his brother, looking at him with immediate remorse. "You know I regret that every day."
"Your bad conscience won't help me either.", Sandor grunted depressed.
"Help with what?", Gregor dug deeper.
"No girl will ever fall in love with a face like that.", Sandor turned away from his brother, ashamed of his appearance.
The mountain was silent for a moment. Then he turned towards his brothers back. "Did something happen?"
"There was a girl- I really liked her and I though maybe-", Sandor shook his head. "Forget what I said. It's stupid."
"No tell me.", Greg laid one of his paws on his brothers shoulder as an encouragement.
"I thought she liked me as well but it came to light she just used me to make contact with you.", Sandor sighed. "And that wasn't the first time. No, not even the first five times this happened."
"Sandor I'm sorry to hear that.", Greg seemed shattered. "Why didn't you tell me before?"
"Cause it feels fucking horrible! Do you have a clue how humiliating it is to lose every single girl to your brother? No! You have no idea cause you are said brother!", Sandor fell flat on his back, staring against the ceiling again.
"I had no idea you feel that way. Actually I don't know what to say. I always figured you with lot's of traits I don't have.", Greg laid back next to his brother.
"Oh yea? Such as?", Sandor sounded cynical.
"Such as your humour. Or serenity. You don't have a short fuse, like me.", the older one winked. "Sometimes I wish I was as charming as you. Or at least to have romantic feelings for anyone. All I can think of is how to win the next battle."
Sandor turned his head to his older brother. This was probably the first time they talked to each other as openly as that. "You think I'm charming?"
"Have you seen your smile?", Greg returned his look. "Show me your charming smile, come on."
Sandor rolled his eyes, when he felt his brothers finger poking into his ribcage suddenly. "Hehey!"
"Come on, when I'm the reason you're sad it's only fair I'm the reason you're smiling again.", Greg winked while continuing squeezing his brothers sides.
"Ahh! I'm smiling seehehe? Now knohock it ohoff!, Sandor couldn't stifle the giggling, trying to dodge his brothers attacks.
"I'll stop if you admit you're just right the way you are.", Greg chuckled, enjoying this little blackmail a little too much.
"Thahat's embarrassing ahaha I wohon't say that!", Sandors laughter grew. "Greheg stahahap!"
"You know I don't negotiate.", the older brother slipped his hands under Sandors shirt and started tickling his bare upper body while the muscular young man was twitching from left to right.
"Youhu ahahare the worstahaha!", Sandor tried to get away but even though he was an extraordinary strong and skilled fighter, he never had a chance agains Gregor. "Fihiine! I'm nohot a disghustihing scaharface!"
"Right. Instead you are-?", Greg continued tickling mercilessly, grinning from ear to ear.
"Ahahalright! I'm ahalright the wahay I am ahahaha! Lehet gohoho you bahastard!", Sandor finally gave in crackling.
"Fine, fine.", Greg chuckled when he let go of his squirming brother. "Just remember that if you're saying something bad about yourself again, I'll have to remind you again."
"Ohokay, okay.", Sandor countered, still giggling.
"And now you're getting over it my way: By fighting until you blunt your sword! Follow me!", Gregor got up in one fast movement and was at the door already.
The younger one didn't even regained his powers yet and sighed. "You are such a pain." Then he smiled and followed his brother to the court.
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the inherent homoeroticism of war media: a completely unserious presentation by me
[note: some slides have been removed because they're literally just fancams and also i had more than 30 slides boo tumblr image limits]
BIBLIOGRAPHY (just going in order of slides)
and your knees are driving me wild - mash s02e08
george mackay has found his niche in homoerotic war movies
war stories are inherently homoerotic. that's how we got stucky
hangman you look good - top gun: maverick (gif by babyrooster)
letter of recommendation: watching masters of the air secondhand
it's not just sports - masters of the air e02
1 being not gay at all, 10 being liberace in an f-16
we'll go to chicago - band of brothers e01 (gif by @fkmylif3)
it is the law that every piece of war media
kim is a homoseggsual - kath & kim s01e02
Untitled (You Construct Intricate Rituals) - Barbara Kruger
The Secret History of Australia's Gay Diggers - Ben Winsor (+ Paul Fussell quoted within)
Sexuality, Sexual Relations and Homosexuality - Jason Crouthamel
Soldiers bathing in Malaya - AWM
Private Frank Crocker letters featured in Sebastian Faulks and Hope Wolf, A Broken World: Letters, Diaries and Memories of the Great War (2014), pp. 75-78.
mike's mic screencap my beloved <3
winnix gifs by @bandofbrothers2001 @preacherboyd @galebucky
winnix art by @andromeddog
winnix art by @onefineginger
In storms and at sunset by jouissant
winnix memes/text posts: 1 (@bleedingcoffee42) 2 (@krakerjaksstuff) 3 (@claudycod) 4 (@lewis-winters) 5 (@mon-mothmas-collar)
man is a hopeless creature i don't like much of anyone (@sluttyhenley)
You Create Intricate Rituals: The Homoerotic Action Movie - Rebecca Radillo (Lyvie Scott featured)
val kilmer icemav warrior compliation by @mavernick2
t as in top gun: maverick (@misaothewitch)
which is gayer (@holypowell)
we're fools to make war by whimsicule
all my roads lead back to you by liadan14
m*a*s*h video by @amrv-5 (+ reblog tags)
clegan/buck(y) gifs by @4o4notf0und @rcbertleckie
clegan fanart by @ifapromise <3
clegan memes: 1 (@rcbertleckie) 2 (@season-two) 3 (@ww2yaoi) 4 & 5
bomber's moon by moonrocks
**i tried to tag/link everything, if anything is broken or unsourced please let me know and i will endeavour to fix it! standard disclaimer that a) any discussion about war media based on real life people is based upon the fictional portrayals of those people and not the actual dudes. and b) this powerpoint was made for fun, it is not rigorous academic analysis. all opinions expressed are my own. please do not take it too seriously! that's all <3
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