#clodsire propaganda

[clodsire-propaganda]

Clodsire is concerned about your well-being.

He wants to remind you that you are doing your best and that's all you can do!

He knows you got this!

[teraluceo]

Rika's stats if they were a Pokemon:

Classification: The Mom-Friend Pokemon

Type: Ground/Grass

Height: 5'5

Weight: (Afraid to assume)

Abilities: Intimidate or Moxie (Hidden Ability: Own Tempo)

Ideal Moveset

Earthquake

Curse (Cause they swear a lot)

Swagger (self-explanatory)

Dad Joke (Signature move. Deals 90 damage and has a 20 percent chance to confuse the opponent. Ground type).

Ideal nature: Quirky or Relaxed

Pokedex entry for Rika:

It tells Dad Jokes to make its friends cringe. It has a laid-back personality but has a bad habit of swearing. It makes food for people they care about and can be overprotective at times.

Location: Paldea League headquarters or chilling near swamps.

Oh this got her snort laughing at her desk for several minutes. "Aw come on, I'm taller than five five!"

The rest was, well, understandable. Someone sold her out on swearing in spanish huh? She didn't think she swore that much but at home, absolutely. Dad jokes were funny though! How else was she going to make people groan about something silly?

Either way, she was a good sport about these things.

"I am gonna put this in my fridge."

[tierra-paldeana]

Leaked footage of your house

☠🌏– ''Nah, my walls n' furniture don't have that color... And much to my dismay, I don't have a lotta Johtonian Wooper, just one.''

[monterraverde]

Clodsire vs Bellibolt: Brain cell edition

Who has the least amount of brain cells between the two? This is a tricky one.

“Trick question, they have the same amount. They’re both equally adorable in their intelligence.”

[shinypokemonshowdown]

Clodsire Propaganda: He’s PURBLE. He’s got a FUNNY SMILE. Everybody loves Umbreon (rightfully), but give my man the spotlight this time 🥺 please?

View the poll here!

[rotomblr-polls]

Your Pokemon Tournament - MATCHUP FOURTEEN

Remember, be nice to both competitors.

Art for Woopy the Clodsire is by @rotomblr-polls and the photo for Bean the Hoppip is by @heyitstepidjogged.

Woopy the Clodsire belongs to @scarletvioletteal and Bean the Hoppip belongs to @heyitstepidjogged.

Propaganda under the cut.

Woopy the Clodsire - entry 111. “He is friend”

Bean the Hoppip - entry 146. “Bean is so silly. They don’t understand much but they love me for some reason.”

notes: i was having too much fun so I coloured in the clod

[clodsire-propaganda]

The Shiny 'Sire Duo is complete. Say hi to Eclair the Clodsire and Strudel the Quagsire.

[clodsire-propaganda]

The McRib looks 🔥

[clodsire-propaganda]

Mission of Clodsire Propaganda:

Sharing images and posts of the greatest pokemon of all time: Clodsire and its pre-evolution Wooper. Just some people tryna provide free serotonin to those in need.

Feel free to send us images through the ask box or dm's. Please credit the artist so if you send clodsire artwork. We can't stress that enough. You can also send Quagsire art, as well as it is a close cousin of the Clod.

Obv, this is a parody account but who cares???

Also, there's really no need for a list of rules. I'm too lazy to make one. Just don't be an ass.

[teraluceo]

Gives Clodsire a big pacifier

The purest child

"Purest baby boy! Squishy baby Plaedo~"

The Clodsire has been babyfied. You will admire the sire.

[teraluceo]

Like how Geeta gets Glimmets stuck in her hair, you have a hidden army of Wooper hiding in your pajamas.

They attack at dawn.

Ah crap. Curse her for having so many pajamas! They could be anywhere in her closets! At least they had the decency of fair play. Who let them in, though? Was it her own Woopers? Squush? Even Plaedo himself?

She may never know, but she had been preparing for this moment all her life. Good thing Rika was already an early riser when it came to the Wooper lifestyle.

She would be ready. With snacks of course.

"Let 'em come."

[tierra-paldeana]

What is a king to a CLOD?

☠🌏– ''A... sire."

BA DUM TSS.

[tierra-paldeana]

On a scale of 1-10 how cool is this little man?

☠🌏– "COOLEST lil' dude I've ever seen. Just look at him. 10/10, peak performance.''

[tierra-paldeana]

What's your opinion on these derpy dudes?

☠🌏– She stares reaaaally hard at them.

''Let's see... Big round eyes... Part Ground type... Squishy... Come in different colors...''

''They get the Rika Seal of Approval!''

[tierra-paldeana]

Are you interested in joining my religion?

☠🌏– ''Sign me the FUCK IN!!!!!!!''

[tierra-paldeana]

Get Jelly

☠🌏– ''Neeeh, I don't need it~ I got a real squishy boy right here..."

Clood... ♡