#cloun baby

[carli-meows]

[spockandawe]

Awkward gap until next meeting. So. Things i COULD make on short notice

Software manual book(s): Easy. Mindless. Boring, but useful. I have at least two more targets in my sights, but i also have three half-finished books just waiting for cricut titles.

Long transformers essay: the formatting from pdf...... all the images........... but WHAT IF

Ylpeys ja ennakkoluulo: Needs learning time in Affinity, unsure how long formatting will take. Possible, also something likely to tank my sleep schedule.

Thousand Autumns: current doc has long stretches of half-edited mtl. That's. That would be a big compromise. I don't like it, I think I'd rather wait

Coming Up With A Villain Reformation Strategy: No proofread? It'd be fast. Unsure what commitment proofreading would be.

Peerless Immortal Surrounded By Demonic Disciples: Same issue.

Single-volume mxtx: Maybe. If I'm repeating myself i want something novel tho

Yuwu: Maybe? Same proofreading question, but this was a really good translation

Raksura fic: mmmmmmmmmmaybeeeeee. It's still actively updating though, it feels a little silly to commit a second time knowing it'll immediately be dated 🤣

PoF: maybe! Wouldn't be bad to at least format some pages for illumination practice even if I can't do much there yet.

New box????? Mysterious and vague, brut boxes make me happy

Writing

Raksura fic: I could :X Okay but this depends on me chipping at some short vignettes and either getting a full set done or being confident i have momentum to continue as i post chapters. Momentum is a gamble, especially since this is a destination wedding with vacation activities.

Bwx/xl: old wip, unsure how satisfied i am. But there was PROGRESS. I might be able to slam it out

Return to tlj shipping? No wips in progress, but he usually comes easily to me.

Brand new raksura fic: i have kink brainstorming i could try to leverage, but I really, really can't tell how well writing will go right now

Cronch fic: Oh.... That might work, ill have to look at that.

Ye olde svsss aus: restore diet bingge to second person, see if more scenes shake out. This is close to being something I'm willing to just post, but it's not QUITE got enough connective tissue. Finishing is probably outside the scope of "short notice" tho

Transcription. Also not short notice, but pleasing bite-sized chunks.

Art

Raksura

Cloun?????

Bones

Fiber

Other baby blanket: I'm.... Unmotivated. Crochet make hand hurty

Tardigrade: hand hurty is acceptable if the result is stuffed tardigrade. I need to find my safety eyes, though

Starscream cross-stitch: DEFINITELY not short notice, but very satisfying

Embroidery embroidery: Probably want to wait for better health, so I don't get frustrated.

Steering wheel cover: yes, probably, but that's a kit and won't scratch the sammmmme creative urges

Spinning: god, probably wait for better health and new house

Long furby: maybe do this BEFORE the move, tbh. But mystery time investment.

New applique quilt: also not short notice. Need a subject too. I feel like I'd had something in mind, but I'm drawing a blank.

[clownfucker9000]

Did I ever ask you??? What's Cloun's relationship with the other taggers?

No i dont think you have 🤔🤔

Mosca- they like him they think hes so cool, wishes they could hang out with him more often

Hans- everyone told them about how chill and nice and easygoing this guy was but yknow lately he doesnt seem that chill ;// they wonder why

Uzzi- i think Uzzi sees the potential for chaos within Cloun and is trying to bring it forth more, they like him bc hes fun to be around

Dolo- thinks dolo is super cool but keeps their distance since they know she tends to lash out and their personality grating on her doesnt really help matters

Bele- convinced shes the evil twin. How else can you explain shes doing graphic design?? by choice??? Evil.

Tia & K.E.- only knows of Tia and King Eyes through the mouth of other taggers. Big fan of Tia's tags tho :3c

Peep- induces cute agression on them. Look at him. El wiwi. Liddol baby man. They need to squeeze him till he explodes

Ovni- both are the same kind of hedonistic and reckless so they're very good friends

Slug- loves hanging out with her and letting her pets crawl all over them

Ghost- fwiends :> silly guys who are silly together

[barzum-and-baizli]

He’s already eaten all of Jude’s pogs.

Commission Info | Color Palette Challenge

[takeme2clurch]

chahut vc: its appropriate that saying ‘man’ is a sign of disappointment 

chahut vc, louder: cause men are disappointing.

[snowtimeisbesttime]

Thoughts and questions on Hiveswap Act 2– Part 2.

I have finished the game proper, But I still want to play it again and get all the achievements I missed... though that will probably be on monday.

-The actual .exe file for Act 2 tripped my antivirus?? this was potentially after the game updated, as I came back after yesterday to find the game wouldn't launch because the exe was missing, and it seemed to be a false positive, but still??

-Me the second I saw you could accuse people even outside of the trial minigame: Alright, Time To Get A Walkthrough!! Thankfully I did find one, and it also was very useful for the final puzzle.

-so even if we prove Daraya's innocent, the court still Needs someone to blame... considering the shit that goes down in the clown car I'm not surprised, but apparently Tyzias knew all along that Wanshi had screwed with Lynera's journal so????

-also. I'm reasonably sure that the jades didn't actively hate each other so much back in Friendsim?? like, the only one that seems to remotely care that Lynera's going to get clown'd with extreme prejudice (though we don't see her body nor any particular splatters of jade blood in the clown car, and no clown ever talks about her, so for all we know she didn't die??) is Bronya. (apparently wanshi Does feel guilty after the fact! I got out of that car as soon as I could so I missed it.) They didn't have the “oh we're cloister mates we're super close bffs” thing either, they didn't really get along but it wasn't like a secret or anything??

-and it turns out that the purpose of carrying the E batteries all the way from Act 1 is giving them to Tagora in order to unlock the only ending where everyone survives the trial... though you can still finish Act 2 with them in your inventory, and get yet another achievement. Who will need them in Act 3, I wonder?

-apparently if you convince Chixie to give you her ticket, it turns out that Dammek had promised both her and Xefros that they'd be the fourth tetrarch (with the other two being Cridea and Fiamet), so... what the actual fuck, dude?? (I was going to ask why do they have tetrarchs if they still don't have Four Guys but... we've only heard that from Xefros, who would only have heard that from Dammek, right?)

-The ceruleans and indigos are... mostly the same as they were in Friendsim? Remele's not only a painter now, but also a (fanfic) writer and a sculptor, and Mallek might or might not be involved with the rebellion (and he's keeping a quadrant open for someone). It would seem that Elwurd does genuinely like Joey, enough to keep helping her out at least, while Ardata's as bloodthirsty as always. Meanwhile, Galekh's quirk's still kind of a pain, Amisia is baby and still friends with Chahut, and Nihkee's thankfully not looking to train people this time.

-The clown car though. Oh my fucking god the clown car. I figured Marvus was probably up to something but holy shit. Let's add Lynera and Baizli to the List Of People He's Perfectly Fine With Getting Murdered For Unknown Purposes.

-also this is Round Two of Xefros getting really hurt and basically walking it off, only we Actually see him get hurt this time (not in his sprites tho). Can someone give my son at least a fucking bandaid or something??? (Joey does get sad sprites for that section of the game, but her animations for interacting with like the elevator in the blue car still have her smiling)

-Chahut's basically the same as she was in her Friendsim, if only more actively murdery. Having her constantly poking holes in Joey's evidence of her “murders” was fun (bc she was probably taking it the most seriously of all the clowns), but also annoying because she kept trying to poke holes in Joey's evidence like ma'am the fucker with the tophat already bought it pls chill

-Karako's just hanging out with the clowns for some reason?? And there's no acknowledgement of his status as Bronya's charge in Friendsim, he's Peak Cloun now.... like, they could have it so Karako came along with the jades to the train and Then he met the other clowns and decided to hang out with them? Maybe because the jades kept arguing about the book and he was the only one that Could get away from that, and that could have been the reason Marvus decided to go check that out...

-The Soleils... oh my god, the Soleils :((( Baizli fucking dies and Barzum gets understandably fucked up by it, especially considering that they were heavily implied to be two halves of the same troll (as opposed to “regular” troll twins) in their Friendsim and their new Troll Call bulletpoints... she'll probably come back in Act 3 (I'm thinking 1- as an antagonist and 2- really wanting to murder us to avenge her brother), but who knows how long that will take...

-also another thing with the clowns is that they were completely separate in Friendsim... Chahut went to clown church, Karako was doing his thing in the Alternian wilderness, the Soleils were stuck on the Spooky Groundhog Manor and Marvus had a bunch of fellow rapper clowns... so to see them all together in full circus* mode here's kind of. Weird?? like, we knew that the jades and the teals personally knew each other even if they all did completely different bullshit in their routes, but we've never had something like this for the clowns as far as I remember. Iirc none of them even interacted in Friendsim proper.

-*perhaps not full circus. I didn't stick around too much in the clown car, but only Barzum seems to actually care that Baizli died, and Xefros said that Marvus let him go after Baizli went out of the car...

-Ngl I'm rooting for pale xefjoey all the way. Xefros seems to be coming into his own a bit, and also realizing that Dammek's been a dick to him– not to mention he literally killed a clown to protect Joey, and psychically curbstomped Azdaja earlier when he attacked her. Sadly, the train fucking exploding kind of interrupted the Character Development Combo he had going on. (Dammek's gained a decent amount of Asshole Points in Act 2, but we might get a somewhat clearer picture of him when we finally get to talk to Cridea and Fiamet?? And of course when Hauntswitch comes out, though that's almost definitely going to take a good while...)

-OR we could get that fabled Friendsim 2: Hiveswap Main Characters Edition?? like, we're almost definitely going to get Something while we wait for Act 3- we might as well finally get to know more of our main cast!

-Even if the plot important characters survive the train's destruction, there's still a good bunch of background characters that will probably die, particularly in the burgundy & bronze car*... I hope Joey doesn't have to see that, she's already had enough of a wake up to Alternia's true nature. Both Joey and Xefros deserve a peaceful start to Act 3 actually.

-*isn't the lusus car right behind that one??? oh god I hope all the lusii are okay, Xefros did mention their quest to get medicine for Ladyy almost right before the train blew up...... random aside: it would seem that you CAN give Skylla the vet kit! It didn't work when I tried yesterday, but apparently that achievement was broken.

-What blew up the train?? if it was Fiamet's lusus as @/boulevardofbrokenmemes said... then why? Why would Fiamet want to stop Joey and Xefros from getting to Jeevik Week?

[clownstho]

Baby’s first sona......

I haven’t named her yet but boy did i like making a trollsona

Maid of Heart cloun

[absoluteclownit]

cloun doodles

[videcoeur]

What's the difference between clown And cloun?

Clown is for those affected by shit baby brain rot that lives IRL and do racist/sexist/transphobic stuff.

Cloun is for fictional aliens that paint their face, drink faygo, sometimes indulge in slime and murder. (its just an affectionate nickname lmao)

[amphibizzy]

I saw how teenie pokkle actually is ingame and I cried. look at this. hes overall proportionally smaller than the cousins and would be taller otherwise but they just... did that. baby cloun

[carli-meows]

woke up from a dream today laughing my ass off thinking about how GizMoe was born

so Clounes can be born a multitude of ways and one of these ways is when the one with the uterus gets impregnated they have a choice to lay an egg that has a small "birthmark" on it that vaguely tells you what the child will look like, like viewing an ultrasound i think

so the egg is laid and months pass and all GiGii and Z'Moe have to go off of what their child looks like is a plus eyed red nosed custard skinned cloune

and what got me laughing is this

and when he gets born GiGii has her fuckin knee slapped, sides split, fucking IN TEARS CRYING AND SNORTING becuase of GizMoe's big ass bold fuckin eyebrows

just imagine fuckin Z'Moe and baby GizMoe looking deadpan at this bitch was the funniest shit ive drempt about my OC's i love this so much

[acearadiamegido]

marsti thoughts: dope goggles also somebody help her

karako thoughts: hes feral hes babie hes Cloun

[alieninvasionofnone]

Me @ Marvus after being successfully converted by Big Cloun and Baby Cloun into the Church

[imlovegamzeemakara]

Gamzee Makara??? Our neighborhood honkfriend??

who? | only know their name | loathe | ugh | overrated | indifferent | dead | alive | just okay | cute | badass | my baby | hot | want to marry | favorite

Good cloun,, honk boi,,,

[snowtimeisbesttime]

Thoughts and questions (remix) on Friendsim Volume 18.

Barzum and Baizli:

-Number of Precious Babey Clouns: 3.

-The Soleil twins have spent at least a perigee (troll month?? and wipe=troll week?????) stuck on a manor inside a weird spacetime pocket, and they decided to go all out and reenact Saw (with a dash of The Shining) to pass the time. Sadly, not all trolls are as tanky as purplebloods…

-But- why were they there?* What was there to gain from keeping these two trapped in a literal pocket dimension, that they could only leave after befriending us? Same goes for the MC; it’s somehow vitally important that they befriend the twins. Guess we’ll have to see in Act 2…

-Also, where’s their lusus?? We see a drawing of it, but nothing about if it’s trying to find them…

-According to them, they hatched from the same egg but they still share a single mind, yet Barzum and Baizli are separate enough from each other to have individual names and identify as different genders (or at least use different pronouns)… maybe as they get older they will develop more distinct selves, so to say? // They went from having two separate, though linked, sets of Troll Call bulletpoints to only having one, which as always reinforces their Friendsim characterization– specifically, the dilemma of their dubious individuality.

-They also have different signs… inb4 the in-universe justification for Capriun and Caprimini’s resemblance (assumming signs and last names are linked) is:

Random Jade 1: um hey theres a lusus here with two (2) whole babies but theres only one symbol for soleil, wtf do i do

Random Jade 2: flip it turnways

Random Jade 1: o thank

-Chucklevoodoos can be used to make illusions.

-(uh did my game not download completely or do the Soleils not have a proper “good end” picture??? at least on my end the fanfare plays over their neutral sprites on a black background, like when they bamboozle you about their chucklevoodoos, and then Epilogue Time.)

Lanque:

-We couldn’t have one of our very last routes not have Weird Time Shit, couldn’t we? (like. friendsim is literally setting the stage for hiveswap, and lanque has two entire routes… this may be because i played the epilogue before lanque’s route(s) and instantly flipped my shit, but where does the meta stuff end and the new and exciting reasons to throw doc scratch into a woodchipper begin??)

-And I thought Daraya was pissed off about being in a cloister… oh boy.

-did lanque somehow not find out about the actual fucking alien that has been befriending everyone in the entire city until now??????? like how?????? // Teals talk, jades... don't. Even though he really should’ve heard something about it from at least Wanshi aka the one jade he actually gets along with but Fine. I Guess. also Why is his first instinct “let's give this actual alien, with a drastically different biology than trolls, some drugs.” Like we have plot armor and all but he shouldn't know that. (as it turned out, “lets give the alien weird substances lmao” seems to be just a basic troll instinct)

-Jadeblood Loredump 2!! Not all jadebloods are cloistered thank fuck that’s one less thing i have to rewrite for Mirrorbent (← self promotion, 4838 on mspfa). Cloistered jades, however, are specifically chosen for that duty, at varying ages apparently (Lynera’s been 2,43 sweeps in the Caverns, while Wanshi has probably been there most of her life- no idea about the others). // At least Daraya and Lanque are implied to have been there for a long time, and it was stated in Wanshi’s route that she’d never ever seen the moonlight before MSPAR took her to the con… meanwhile, Bronya must have been there long enough to get her nursery up and running...

-What qualifies an otherwise random jadeblood for Cavern duty? Potential for becoming a rainbow drinker? Something else entirely?

-Why do cloistered jades get sent to live in isolation offplanet? Because there’s a pretty good chance that most of them are like Daraya and Lanque: very much NOT okay with their lot in life, and probably willing to fuck shit up. In fact, the only jade who explicitly and actually enjoys and upholds their duties is Bronya, and not even she’s totally okay with it- see the nursery.

-If talk of Actual Rebellion reaches the Caverns, many jades will join in- if only to get away.

-Lanque mentioned a “space church”. Let’s hope it’s not the one we know best (clown church), for obvious reasons…

-His new Troll Call bulletpoints also reinforce his Friendsim characterization– though they’re also basically rewrites of his old bulletpoints. The most noticeable change is that he’s no longer stated to crave eternal life, which is understandable for obvious cloister reasons But also takes away the sort of FMA reference he seemed to have going on (as his sign is Virsci, the Alchemist).

-Ok so I mentioned this all the way back in the new comments on Bronya's route, but it should be noted that Lanque’s the most hyped-up troll from the Troll Call, bar none. The Soleils were definitely primed for this position from the moment the Troll Call leak revealed that they weren’t one troll but Two, as well as potentially the first pair of troll siblings, but they were literally the next pair of trolls to be officially revealed after the leaks; this is not to say that they did not garner a lot of hype and fans, because they very much did.

However, not only is Lanque the only one who was referred to by name in the leaked image (though Barzum and Baizli are referred to as “Barnum and Bailey” instead of a descriptor like everyone else, which is probably something to note), but he also was revealed at the very last Troll Call and featured in the very last Friendsim volume; it’s very clear that there’s an underlying current of “Hey This Dude’s Important Y’all” regarding him.

[boldlydelicategarden-blog]

Einschulung – 1.Schultag

Einschulung – 1.Schultag,je nach Region

vom 05.08. bis zum 12.09.2017.

#Einschulung #Kinder #Schule