Love that tma is so traumatic constantly that we all gloss over the fact that Jon was kidnapped and forcibly moisturized while tied to a chair for a month.
Every time I think too hard about it it actually freaks me out. And Jon never talks about it again which also freaks me out
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Someone switched out the cups!! (Tim)
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[ID: A comic strip featuring Jonathan Sims and Martin Blackwood from The Magnus Archives as clowns. Jon is a brown man with short dark hair, wearing a party hat. Martin is a white man with short curly hair peaking out from his jester hat. The entire comic is done in blue, save for some accent colors and overlaying effects.
Panel one: Jon lays gloomily atop a giant round ball.
Panel two: Jon looks up as Martin enters from the left, holding a coffee cup. He looks at Jon sadly. The gloomy atmosphere slightly lifts.
Panel three: A closeup on Martin. He gives a sideways smile and extends the cup forward. With sparkles floating all around, a pink hue lightens the whole panel as well as the next one.
Panel four: Jon, slightly surprised by the kind gesture, looks at Martin and the cup with awe. He kicks his feet in the air giddily.
Panel five: Jon now sits up on his ball and takes a sip from the cup. Martin seems pleased.
Panel six: The pink has dispelled now. Jon, momentarily surprised, pushes the cup so that he can see it in front of him. Martin's smile shrinks slightly.
Panel seven: Jon places a hand on the lid of the cup and twists it. Martin looks at him, perplexed.
Panel eight: Just as Jon lifts the lid, multiple long, soft coils spring forward and smack him in the face. Above him a sound affect reads "SPROING" in all caps. Martin jumps backwards out of sheer shock, mot expecting the prank at all.
/End ID]
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here's a little wip of the cards :)
i've decided to designate 3-4 fear entities for each suit - for Hearts, please welcome the Flesh, the Stranger, the End, and the Eye!
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‘Dany didn’t deserve to die and Jon is a stupid usurper cunt just like Aegon!’
Are we forgetting the fact that dany killed innocent children and planned to do what she did to king’s landing to the other kingdoms
Are we forgetting the fact jon only killed her because she was going to kill his family
Are we forgetting the fact jon doesn’t want the throne
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A trailer for the new Garfield movie was just released, and one thing I like about it is that it looks like you're watching something completely different from Garfield
Only to then turn into the Garfield we all know and love
I'm looking forward to seeing this, and hopefully Chris Pratt does just as well with Garfield as he did with Mario (Personally though no one will be as good as Lorenzo Music).
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Honestly, the chapter where Sam finds about the baby switch is so funny? 😂 Obviously my heart breaks for Gilly, but I can't get over the fact that Sam goes and asks Maester Aemon what happened to Jon, why he became so heartless? 😂 Because apparently Jon losing his entire family in the span of three years, his uncle being eaten by zombies, his father being unfairly executed, his brothers being murdered and his sisters being forced to be child brides isn't enough to explain his change of behavior 😂 And then Maester Aemon, who also lost his entire family to the game of thrones, basically tells Sam its his fault for commiting electoral fraud 😂
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Love me some tim-jon bisexual-ace solidarity like yes bitch, dance card's equally open to every god forsaken gender, just in opposite directions. Like matching clowns with color inverted outfits.
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Based off of these tags from @beesabuzzin . Had to draw this when I saw your comment XD
[ID: A three panel comic of characters from the Magnus Archives done in pen and marker.
Panel one: Jonathan Sims, dressed in clown clothes and wearing clown makeup wears an unamused expression on his face. There are sparkles and stars floating around him. In the top left corner some text reads "The world wants him to be whimsical."
Panel two: Jon turns his head to the right where the sound of approach foot steps is comic. In the top right is written "but alas-"
Panel three: At the top of the panel some text reads "Horror Podcast Protagonist" in bold. Various avatars begin kicking and biting a beaten up Jon lain on the floor. These avatars include Daisy Tonner as a literal dog, a melting Jude Perry, Mike Crew sipping tea, and the mannequin Nicola Orsinov. Oliver Banks stands off to the side as the others go about their violent onslaught. There are three green eyes floating around the crew. And at the bottom it reads "Rip king..."
/End ID]
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Clown (2014) Directed by Jon Watts
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