#clutch fail

[quillium]

things TeSTAR has canonically done that drives me nuts (spoilers!!)

Kim Raebin was accused of plagiarizing... himself.

Park Moondae arranged a concert with someone who kidnapped and attempted to murder him. UNPROMPTED.

Cha Eugene ran away from his hotel room in the middle of a massive problem that he caused with only a single note. He also didn't bring his cell phone OR wallet.

Seon Ahyeon tried to put Moondae in a psychiatric hospital (DESERVE)

Keun Sejin believed Moondae when he said he was a transmigrator with basically zero proof. Hello???

Ryu Chungwoo got into a serious car accident that destroyed his whole life and career and immediately was like. Haha what if I join this idol survival show. AND DEBUTED AS LEADER.

Park Moondae caused an entire company to dissolve

Bae Sejin: [started IdolCo with 0 basic skill] "I think the most important part of being an idol is basic skill"

Keun Sejin was the first person to surpass the System's potential limitation (!!!)

[ratatatastic]

sasha starting the day off strong by (checks notes) letting skateboard tricks be preformed over the stanley cup. brilliant.

is it funnier that sasha is letting this happen with him as the acting babysitter of the cup and if it gets a dent its basically his fault or the fact that despite giving his permission you can tell how nervous he is during the whole thing

also putting the cup on a skateboard too- MISS STANLEY IS A SK8ER GORL

Sasha Cup Day | 7.31.24 (x)

IM SORRY THIS MAN WAS SOOOOO NERVOUS LMAOOOOOOOO GIRL WHO PEER PRESSURED YOU INTO DOING THIS???? (x)

[reineydraws]

Is the renkaza a crackship?

nope! on ao3, they're the third biggest kny ship and the biggest kyojuro ship, actually--not that popularity automatically means a ship can't be crack? hm.

the definition of crackship is debateable lol but to me they're not cracky 'cuz the things akaza was saying during their mugen train fight and akaza's human backstory provide a lot of give in terms of connection points to kyojuro.

they're a ship for all the people who love enemies/rivals-to-lovers plots, and ships that involve a lot of physical fighting and/or searching for humanity, which are some of my fave things to look for haha. they can also just be deeply convoluted and toxic when romantically involved, which is its own brand of fun! (tho i personally tend to look for stuff that ends more wholesomely. angst with a happy ending my beloved. 💞)

i will say that while they're not a crackship, the au's where akaza just fucks off completely (like my au comic haha) or where kyo goes all-in on being a demon right away can come off cracky, but i think that's less "crackship" and more "crack taken seriously".

i hope this makes sense!

[becauseplot]

I feel like Chayanne tossing Wilbur a water bucket before punch-launching him off a cliff is a) probably the funniest thing I’ve seen all week and b) peak sibling behavior. Like yeah yeah yeah we all know the family dynamic but that, THAT is the pinnacle of “you’re my sibling and I care about you and your well being but oh my GOD I fucking hate you sometimes die die die die”

[saintsenara]

Hi thank you so much for your Many posts spreading Love of Romione with such accuracy and eloquence. It makes me so happy seeing such well done defense for them in 2024! I would to hear anything else lovely you have to say about Romione forever and ever thank you (Maybe your Favorite Romione moment? Or When, in your opinion they fell in love with each other?) thank you!!!!! ❤️

thank you very much, anon! this is extremely lovely of you.

i've got one favourite romione moment here, but another is her being genuinely won over by ron's improved rizz once he's had a flick through twelve fail-safe ways to charm witches:

“Nice,” said Ron, as with one final flourish of her wand, Hermione turned the leaves on the crabapple tree to gold. “You’ve really got an eye for that sort of thing.” “Thank you, Ron!” said Hermione, looking both pleased and a little confused. Harry turned away, smiling to himself. He had a funny notion that he would find a chapter on compliments when he found time to peruse his copy of Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Witches.

hermione has a bit of a reputation in this fandom - largely, i think, due to the fact that she's written as so prim in the films - for being someone with an extremely low tolerance for frivolity. but, in the books, she's clearly perfectly capable of being silly and funny and a bit of a hopeless romantic. her being sincerely delighted to have the boy she fancies gas up her way with a wand [behave] is something so sweetly teenage that it always makes me smile - even before the added poignancy of the fact that this is a small joy for her after she's vanished from her parents' minds and is preparing to go on the run at any moment is taken into account.

it's why she decides to pack his tight jeans. change my mind.

as for when ron and hermione fell in love?

on the train. harry's reaction to meeting her is "wtf? moving on..." but ron is so bothered by her - groaning when she's sorted into gryffindor! my guy! - and she is so bothered by him - as we see in literally everything she does in the opening half of philosopher's stone - and this constant, prickling irritation, this desire to know what someone is up to at all times, this commitment to caring about what they do and say and think of you... is a very good indicator of love at first sight.

so - of course - it takes harry six more years to work out what's going on.

[gipitothefrog]

Illness

Word count: 521

@wolfstarmicrofic

Sirius was shaking when Remus woke up beside him.

“Are you alright, Pads?” he asked, feeling Sirius’ forehead. It was extremely hot to the touch.

“Oh Merlin, you’re burning up. Um, wait, I know what to do…”

He tried to recall what his mother did for him whenever he was sick.

“Oh! There’s this potion! My mom used to make it for me when I got sick and it- oh no.” Remus was absolute shite at making potions. He had been since he was in first year, in the first lesson, where he immediately blew it up somehow. It was like the cauldron had a vendetta against him.

“Remus,” Sirius croaked out. He was at his side in a second, listening attentively. “I’m fine. It’s just a cold.” He let out a violent cough. “Some water would be nice though.”

Remus conjured a glass of water and offered it to him. Sirius drank it quickly, wincing when he swallowed. It hurt Remus’ heart to see him sick.

“I’ll owl my mum for the potion straight away. Just… don’t move.”

“I think it hurts to move,” Sirius said as Remus rushed out of the room to get parchment and a quill.

Remus quickly sent an owl to his mother and grabbed some muggle medicine they kept just in case. He conjured up another glass of water and gave Sirius the proper amount of medication.

“Do you feel nauseous or anything?”

“I’m fine. But you should probably stay here, just in case. I don’t know if I’ll survive without you by my side…”

“I see you still manage to be insufferable when you’re sick.”

Sirius coughed again, and the most concerning part was, he was only being a little dramatic. “What do you mean? I’m always a delight to be around.”

“Sure.”

“Oh, you love me.”

Remus sighed. “Yes, I do. Which is why I’m going to ask you to preserve your poor vocal chords and stop talking. You already sound like you got run over or something. I don’t want it to get worse.”

“I love you too.”

“I’m going to make you some soup.”

“Isn’t cooking similar to potion making? I don’t think that will go well.”

“It can’t be that hard. It’s just soup. Now, shhhhh.”

Sirius closed his eyes and quickly fell asleep. He awoke to Remus shaking him awake.

“What is it, Moons? I’m trying to sleep…”

“I have the potion, if you’d like it. Actually, I don’t know why I said it like that. Please drink the potion, Sirius.”

“Alright, alright, bossy.” Sirius drank the potion in one swift gulp.

“Ah, I already feel better, Remus!” He planted a quick little kiss on Remus’ forehead and began to get out of bed. “I think that I’ll just… I’ll just… I’ll…”

Remus sighed. “A side effect of the potion is that you’ll need to sleep for a few hours. You’ve already slept for so long though, but I guess it’s-” Sirius promptly fell asleep and didn’t hear what Remus had to say about that.

When he woke up, Remus was burning up beside him.

“Oh, not you now!”

[orangeocelotmartyn]

Tbh this is the funniest string of tweets. Like we clearly know what happened, good work everyone

[imrryr]

so i fell and hit my head on the sidewalk yesterday (0/10 btw would not recommend), and according to the printout the doctor gave me its suggested that while i'm recovering i 'give my brain a rest', which, lol yeah, way ahead of you there, obvs.

anyway, in between sleeping and watching old episodes of nova on pbs, i'm trying to determine what is the most boring, least mentally stimulating video game task i can perform that doesn't involve installing a later era assassin's creed game. so far, the winner is sidequests in the grasslands in final fantasy 7 rebirth. zzzzzzz

[dazaislanderer]

munch

screenshot redraw #7?

[notaplaceofhonour]

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[ndn-craft]

I need to watch mogswamp fr

[seumyo]

i missed a quiz bcs my prof said it was 12:00nn to 12:10pm but she changed it to 11:50am to 12:00nn 🥲

[maggicsorceress]

I don’t know what’s more terrifying, the eggs being kidnapped or the fact that cringefail dad Missa is in charge of saving Chayanne today

[moonlightonmyscars]

sirius listening to his headphones at full blast oblivious to chaos happening behind him

[scuddle-bubble101]

*braincell takes one as that’s all he can carry

Hjbgjvnfvjfd ONE heart good sir, ma'am, them.

One hart fur u.

[mikey-stardust-way]

*(sigh)* how come I came up with an OC for Mr dumbass cringe fail male wife- Nack/Fang the hunter.....

And I can't even pick ONE thing for Clutch who I'm somehow more obsessed with- ( ´-｀) misery I tell ya...