#cm caps

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[mywilltodie]

Hotch : Wheels up in 30

Prentiss : Yes Sir

Hotch : Don't call me Sir

Prentiss : Yes Ma'am

[criminalmindsismyobsession13]

emily: so what now? you gonna kill me?

unsub: im not dumb enough to shoot and fbi agent

emily: what if i said please?

[prettybillycore]

i think the funniest line from criminal minds is when morgan handed garcia a gun and she said “i don’t believe in guns” and morgan went “well guess what they are very real” from the episode garcia got shot

TW: guns

very valid favorite joke. It’s a really dark joke in a very dark moment. 10/10.

however, I grew up in Florida so this is my favorite criminal minds joke:

JJ: "We got a bad one.”

Derek: "How bad?"

JJ: "Florida."

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gee sure hope this isnt foreshadowing or anything

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three flip phones hooked to his belt.... ridiculous

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