#cmon aniki

[todayisafridaynight]

i am haunted by image of ryuji (enough said you can stop here) who lives through kiwami 2 and then when kiryu leaves for okinawa he FINDS HIM (cause man still wanna throw hands it's round 2 babe cmon kiryu come at me) but kiryu is like. chill and surrounded by kids and fuck off ryuji im makin soup theyre hungry maybe later maybe uhh go get rikiya hes into wrestling stuff.

and hes like woah huh uh huh yeah im going to get kids some takoyaki instead of ur soup and THEN we'll fight

also i think rikiya would LOVE ryuji sorry kiryu no aniki but this aniki is better and bigger and also have the cool scar and also he learned how to takoyaki. every day is takoyaki day in the morning glory orphanage now.

god i wish i was an orphan in okinawa to get takoyaki every day

[mysunshine-youremoonlight]

“Hey! You guys know what day is it today right?! Today is Satsuki-sama’s birthday!!!! I’m aiming for Aniki’s huge back, so I’m gonna polish up!”

“Satsuki, happy birthday. Thank you for always playing with me.”

Satsuki-chan, happy birthday~! Because I’m kind, I’m gonna let you play the game first 🥺 Good luck being a pure pure yankee (delinquent) from here on too, kay! 🥺🥺🥺”

“Satsuki-kun, happy birthday!!! Like a muscle fiber, I want you to become a bigger person even if you get hurt! Let’s keep bulking up together, both physically and internally!!

“Happy Birthday! Thank you for always helping out! You still can get bigger! You’ll get to experience a lot of things to become more manly!”

Obsessed w akyr theyre so family. Also Zen is so funny to me. guy who can only ever relate to things through talking about muscles. "happy birthday youre like a muscle bc you grow bigger" like cmon man. cmon

they are so fambly

also sorry i was. in a meeting. sobsob

[ask-the-shorty-squad]

Cmon Hiyoko! They are alive! You gotta trust me!

*While Vanilla tries to get Hiyoko to trust her lets check how these guys are! Blended perhaps?*

GWAAHHH!!!!

*The hand drops Aniki. And he lands in a dark room. But he could faintly see... The others?!*

H-Huh?! The hell?! A-Arent we all suppose to be blended?!

I dunno. You tell me.

Ohhh.... I-I hope Hiyoko's okay....

Cant believe this....

LET ME OUT GODDAMMIT!!! I DESERVE TO BE WITH MY SISTER!!! NOT SOME LOWLIFE DANCER!!!!

H-HIYOKO IS NOT A LOWLIFE DANCER!!!

I deserve to be with Vanilla... Shes my little sister...

SO WHY THE HELL WERE YOU ALL AGAINST ME?!?!?!?! DID YOU WANNA SEE ME SUFFERING?! KNOWING THAT IF I DONT COMPLETE MY TASK I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO APOLOGISE TO MY SISTER FOR GETTING HER IN THIS MESS?! DO YOU ULTIMATES JUST LIKE SEEING US LOW LEVELED HUMANS IN PAIN?! I BET YOU REMNANTS OF DESPAIR FRIGGIN' DO! WAS IT NICE?! WAS IT FUN?! WHAT THE HELL WAS IT LIKE!? RULING A KINGDOM AND TURNING YOUR PEOPLE INTO DESPAIR?! WAS THAT NICE SONIA?! OR WAS IT NICE IMPLANTING A DEAD LADYS EYE INTO YOUR OWN SOCKET NICE?! WAS IT NICE EATING THE ONE WHO CARED, LOVED, AND MADE YOU?! OR IS MY GODDAMN PAIN GOOD ENOUGH?! DO YOU LIKE IT?! DO YOU ENJOY SEEING ME! A LOW LIFE! A FREAK! A PATHETIC CHILD FALL INTO DESPAIR?! DO YOU LIKE THAT?!

Do you even know what the hell your even saying? Do you think we like remembering that stuff? Do you think we thrive for others suffering? Do you think we even asked for any of this? To be forced into a killing game? To go to Hopes peak? To be born into the lives we were born into? To implant the parts of a woman who ruined us? To kill the people in our lives who would and/or have killed to protect us? Well I'll tell you. We don't and we didn't. We hate remembering our times in despair. We hate to see others suffer. We didn't ask for any of this. We never wanted or wished for anything like this. We never wanted to kill each other for the sake of despair. We never asked to go to hopes peak. Hell we never even asked to be Ultimate's.

*As Fuyuhiko continues on, a faint voice can be heard. Singing. a few people turn to where that faint singing is coming from. The voice is very quiet and is almost dead silent.*

[theviolenttomboy]

Look at this adorable yellow orb.

[lotusillustration]

rutipad for the ship meme???

*cracks knuckles* hell yeah anon

shops for groceriesthey both do but Padparadscha is less busy so they do it generally

kills the spidersRutile, cmon we all know Pad’s tough aniki persona is a rusecomes home drunk at 3amhhhhh?? both??? Padpa goes out drinking with their fellow Old Men™ (Yellow/Areki/Euc) and it’s not uncommon for Rutile to call them up and need a ride home bc they got in a bar fight with Jade (again)makes breakfastPadparadscha, they’re a gross hopeless romantic and like surprising Rutile

remembers to feed the fishThey’re both terrible and shouldn’t have a pet, but Rutile is more reliable

decorates the apartmentRutile, I don’t imagine Padpa cares too much

initiates duetsPadpa the dork

falls asleep first…do I have to answer that one?

[send me a ship!]

[ask-the-shorty-squad]

*Vanilla caught her eye on a wall and climbed it.*

Vanilla: You.... Alright?

Aniki: H-Huh.... Y-Yea... Couldnt be.... Better Y'know...

Aniki: 'course I aint alright. I shouted at everyone. I made a man cry.... I made a fool of myself.... I'm the oldest.... I should be more mature. Instead, I was a total child...

Vanilla: Being mature means you can stand up and realise your mistakes. Immature people dont realise it and continue being a jerk. You lose someone you cared about deeply and that someone was me. But I'm here now. So smile. Please.

*The two get down and walk back to the others.*

. . . . . . .listen. . . . . . .

I-I'm sorry... I... I was bein' a real dick earlier... I dont deserve your forgiveness but... I want you to know I'm sorry...

C-Cmon man.... Quit bein' such a crybaby.... Men dont.... Cry....

And whats your excuse? Got dust in your eyes? Big baby!

Y-Yea.... I-It's the dust....

T-THATS TOTALLY A LIE!!! YOUR CRYING LIKE A BABY TOO!

. . . . . .

"SHUT UP REYCHO NOBODY ASKED YOU!"

*WHAT?! WHAT DID HE SAY?!*

He didn't even say anything.