#cocid

[bfdifan26]

so i finish the episode right. and then ijust

[macro-microcosm]

Lindsay Ellis should make another video about RENT now that we've had another epidemic that has escalated into a pandemic that has killed hundreds of thousands due to a combination of governmental inaction and reactionary ideas from the masses about those who suffered from it.

[seahdalune]

my throat hurts like fucking shit. it's like puberty (?) but i'm not growing from this and my voice range isn't deepening (??)

[wereviolet]

Is rhag A drop of Blood on her mouth…

[romansgoodluckcharm]

Fucking Roman back-stage minutes before her show bc she got a little too excited when you kissed her for good luck and she can't go on stage w a raging boner

[furrysinthematrix]

...You know i wish i was Lucky enough to be born in a co peltly meaningless century...

But i JUST HAD TO BE FUCKING BORN IN THIS ONE RIGHT!?!?!?!?!?!?

[antennatoheaven]

i just dreamt my cat was telling me to read the bible because it's "one of the best written books in the world" and then i woke up to her sleeping on top of my face what does it mean

[actualaster]

Took.

Hour 2 roll over in bed.

Pain. Exhausted.

Freeze.

Rank right below influenza for Suffering Level

O w

[zyrlovesmizu]

BES characters when you get covid (directed to fem)

note: set in 2029-2020 when covid was quite serious!

Mizu

- her time to ✨ shine ✨ as she cooks for her beloved!! (can only heat up soup and make some instant noodles…) but honestly, she’d try her best to find some videos to practise it for you

- literally shit talks the sickness like it’s some yucky problematic guy LMAO

- “does covid not have any other bitches to go to? like why does this dumbass have to go for my girl..”

- isolation? nope never heard of that!

- she’d take every chance she could to be with you and help you recover like maybe kissing ur forehead if it feels hot asf or massaging your sore muscles etc

- because we all know damn well that this lady can never ever get sick (especially in the current!au like girl, you barely eat and constantly get stabbed, how tf aren’t you dead 😭)

- anyways, she breaks the rules just to be with you :3

Akemi

- at first, cried that u got covid :( especially with the rising cases of death

- tbh a little scared to touch you 😓

- but honestly, breaks the rules as well just as much (or if not more) but she’s way more careful compared to Mizu so she wears a mask 💪

- puts your medicine in a medicine box ensure you eat what you need to everyday + sets up those timers that alert her immediately when you need to take some extra supplements or eat!

- “have you taken your vitamin c tablets? how about the fish oil? wait, why is the magnesium pill still in the box? you didn’t take the afternoon supplements?”

- plays games between the bedroom door especially the guessing game bc of how easy it is to do without physical contact (similar to akinator) (honestly very fun, try it out sometime!)

Taigen

- knows nothing much about medicines and all so to make himself feel better, he wraps bandages around you 😭

- honestly also does it because he likes the way you laugh at his gesture <3

- compared to the two ladies, he abides to the rules very closely and stays away from you ☹️ the max he’ll go near you is probably 1m distancing bc he’s nervous abt how getting close to you might affect both u and him

- but would text or call you everyday even if he was home just to speak to you, GET ME A MAN LIKED THAT

- “heyy, you know what I heard about mary from work? apparently, her ex, that only lasted like a month, is now saying her best friend!..” (proceeds to yap and gossip 🤭)

- buys u LOADS of gifts to give after you beat cocid (he knows you’re strong enough to do so! (•̀ᴗ•́ )و)

[hollowslantern]

someone help me do my cocid test im always so nervous of fucking it up

[mechanica1-hands]

he got me moanin and groanin in bed.... (cocid vaccine)

[444names]

Names generated from English towns, fruits, and the English Wikipedia article on "List of types of killing"

Abanbridge Abanisms Acter Actingtree Alces Alform Algaeciety Aliendeley Alsalcombe Altrucide Amicide Ancide Anisms Artlange Arulert Arundley Ashbury Ashilton Atheir Atted Attleford Atton Autockton Auton Avunce...

Barnford Barnham Barnslow Basiticide Beacepton Beamilia Beason Bechley Bener Bents Berry Bevenoaks Bever Bicide Biley Bilsdenhold Biocience Bishead Blandictime Bluebers Bodmond Borough Bostead Botton Bracleford Brainfleet Brainston Breaton Brence Brent Bridge Bridporth Brighbried Bromford Brosses Brothert Broud Buckfield Buckington Bushden Caist Camble Camblesmer Camerton Canton Capaya Carick Caring Carnse Chatchwort Chelme Chelmsley Chers Chess Chestow Chill Chinch Chingham Choke Chore Chorne Cinderson Circh Cleford Cleshuntion Clitaya Cocide Colating Colativedon Colchere Colling Colythenley Combe Comberry Comberwick Comere Conisherly Contingdon Conutsford Cople Corries Coulsden Courporth Cravernmen Cribe Criffix Crimingham Crowley Croyal Culicial Dagenefit Daricide Darlbury Dartlanut Deater Demon Descomberry Destree Disgrought Disingford Divity Dorces Dovere Drocester Dunwanted Easons Easter Eastle Eccleato Ecclee Edmulbeach Egrease Eithilton Endere Episton Espore Evedon Exampton Exchat Exmouthport Falmercide Famage Famaton Feligious Felixstock Fernmen Ferry Ficant Fourbridge Fourch Fourn Fretonbury Fried Frien Fullow Gaine Gainster Genderms Genex Gentire Gillenhead Glossetton Gloston Godal Godming Godminstead Gorld Grandy Grasildrent Grave Gread Guicide Gynock Hadley Halton Harpests Harrowboror Hartington Harton Harwend Haslingston Hatcham Hawkingham Hayware Helmslow Hemen Hemies Henderm Hering Heroe Hincide Histon Holmes Homobicide Horne Horpe Horson Horwick Hourch Housess Housnesford Houth Huckfast Humangporth Hunster Hunticay Ilkesteen Ilkester Ilkeswick Ilmsley Immedlange Imminsfield Immon Inating Indivity Infect Infleet Inforder Inster Intestemice Inton Irton Jarringham Judicide Justicide Keigh Kenhale Kesborough Kesburton Keswort Keyningtony Kimbe Kimberry Kinfield Kirket Knarent Landon Lation Launtin Leach Lects Legater Leigatell Lewell Leworth Licide Lington Lishot Lisinfanton Liskeley Livent Lodderford Lough Loupers Ludge Lution Lutton Mable Mangosporth Mangporth Mannocide Manscombe Mansford Mashford Media Memberry Mereham Mereton Micestrough Miliarith Mitic Modbridge Modbrigh Mores Morpe Mothet Murden Nateplum Negligiouse Neglishot Nemaltham Nematrin Nepools Newenty Newmarlow Newporth Northley Nothernment Nuneapple Nuneatelf Ollinge Oranburton Oranneral Organimates Orshorside Othbury Pading Parendenhoe Passacread Pately Pathorpes Patrical Pediate Penhead Penhop Penicide Penritation Perber Perton Pertsey Peted Physiciall Picide Pingham Pollish Pooler Popediton Poreton Possop Potic Preven Prowle Rainsfield Rampton Rawtry Redia Relixstowes Rentime Rescommin Ringsbridge Riple Romley Rosehild Rusedgefit Rushton Sacrimsby Sally Sative Saxmundsor Seate Selsea Selsovey Selston Sevesham Shale Shill Siblin Signton Sites Skear Skerne Smethornall Socide Solitingham South Southbury Spenhead Spenwortle Sprowley Stableshill Stain Stairst Staple Stotton Stree Stroy Stural Sugar Swadhurs Swafford Swanard Systerford Systoftus Tadcarley Tarfruit Tauntin Tavicide Teigh Teley Tentford Tention Therbicide Thogplum Thorld Thorles Tiptonberry Tisbrook Tived Todests Totney Towent Twent Twich Uckley Uncull Undia Urbiton Uttes Utton Viructicide Wadel Wadhurceive Waine Wallingham Wally Walstown Waltby Waltructic Wanton Warring Warticide Warwen Washbury Watle Wednes Weedham Wendon Westead Wester Westnut Westrough Whavers Whites Widney Wigatest Wildford Winder Winds Wintelstone Winterm Wintree Wirket Withing Wived Wivese Wobury Wokingford Wottoxeted Wragging

[grox]

Ever aince covid my gag reflex has been insane to the ooint where if I cough to much I throw up, and also since cocid my nose hairs have been falling oit, and I brea5he them in, they get sruck in the back of my throat and make me cough, and then the retching starts. Usually while I'm making a sandwich and so I turn my head all the way away cause I dont wanna get cough on their sandeich but it literally to them loooks like I'm so disgusted by them I have to turn away and gag like I'm jusf repulsed by what I made for them

[idon-twannabeperceived]

Fuck pasta al dente aguante la pasta bien cocid*get's shot by my very own mom and grandma*

[soulpunk-2011]

ithink I hauve cocid I’m lightheaded Mr stump mplease contact me I need to speak to y

[criticallyacclaimedstranger]

My colleagues look at me like I just sprouted an extra head SO OFTEN, but when another colleague says they saved their positive cocid test from 2021, nobody thinks that's weird.

I hate it here.