#cockles warmer

[ingravinoveritas]

mage8 replied to your post "noblogname765: the-cimmerians: tifaria:...”

He knows how to do the thing with your lips that keeps your teeth from scraping.

A fact I feel like Michael knows all too well, yes indeed. Between that and his oral fixation of epic proportions, it's safe to say David has one of the most talented mouths of our time...

[hungryforjay]

Summer evenings proved to be chillier on the water—the sun was beginning to set and you were starting to regret leaving behind the hoodie dangling over the bedroom door.

You snuggled into the crook of Riki’s neck, his arm around your shoulders tightening you against his hold. The wind whipped through his locks, obscuring his view of you as he looked down and chuckled. He rubbed the goosebumps rising on your arms.

“Want me to ask the driver to slow down?”

You pulled your head from his neck, thin eyebrows furrowing and mouth cockled. The other passengers seemed fine, lifejackets adorned and champagne glasses confined in their hands. The sky set into a cool blue and the boat’s overhead lights casted a golden glow, the champagne twinkling, happy smiles twinkled alike.

You curled your hand around Riki’s wrist, eyes peering up into his and shook your head.

“I’m not cold.”

His eyes narrowed and mouth thinned into a line, eyeing the little green two piece and flimsy life vest the guard shucked over your head upon enter.

“I didn’t ask that.”

Your eyes bore into his, unwavering, unwilling to admit how obviously cold you were. Not breaking his stare, he retracted the arm from around your shoulders and used his fingers to lift the collar of his shirt over his head. Your face scrunched, confused on your boyfriends actions.

He discarded the shirt he had on, leaving him only in his purple trunks and a silver horn necklace. You hadn’t processed anything that was happening until he placed the shirt over your head.

You placed your arms in correctly, citrus and pine plaguing your nose once it fully settled on. You were significantly warmer than you were three seconds ago.

“Thank you, Ki.” You snuggled more into his side, arms caging his between yours as your head lolled on his shoulder.

He only hummed, cheeks ruddy, thumbs caressing yours.

[bethestaryouareradio]

Animal Gardening

by Cynthia Brian

Photos and Text © 2022 Cynthia Brian 

 “We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals.” Immanual Kant

 Our family has enjoyed an affinity for the animal kingdom for as long as I can remember. We loved creatures so much that we often named a pet for an animal of another species that they resembled. We’ve had dogs named Bear and Wolf, cats named Panther and Tiger, and even a horse named Spider, although he didn’t look like an arachnid. 

 In the plant world, botanists and taxonomists who name plants also look to the realm of animals using zoographical Latin or Greek-based names for various genera and species. Sometimes a part of the plant will remind them of an animal, or sometimes it is the marketing department of a plant breeder that comes up with the fun, and often humorous name for a new cultivar. 

 I walked through my garden giggling at the numerous “animals” that are growing. Trees, flowers, wildflowers, and even weeds bear the names of creatures. If you are looking for an amusing gardening endeavor to do with children this fall, ask them if they would like to plant an animal garden. Discuss their favorite critters, then research specimens to fit the bill.

 Edit your list grouping plants that will demand the same soil, watering, and sun/shade conditions together in one plot or pot. Mix annuals and perennials for an ongoing animal parade that will last throughout the year. Engage in a creative craft project making nametags for each plant. (Popsicle sticks are traditional favorites) Because the weather is too hot and dry to plant in summer, it’s advised to wait for the cooler days of autumn to start digging a new garden. However, if you want to plant a few species in containers now, let the animal party begin. Make sure to follow directions on the plant tags and water frequently as containers lose moisture quickly.

 Here is a partial list of the excitement to come with animal plants:

 Lambsquarter

Cats Ear 

Chickweed

Coyote Bush

Buzzard Breath

Duck Salad

Cockle Bur

Fleabane

Henbit

Goosefoot

Turkey Mullein

Horseweed

Pigweed

Prickly Oxtongue

Goose Grass

Foxtails

Cattails

Swinecress

Birdseye Pearlwort

Goosefoot

Fat hen

Dogwood

Elephant Ears

Catnip

Deerweed

Wolfsbane

Dogbane

Foxglove

Henbane

Horse Chestnut

Leopard’s Bane

Bee Balm

Monkey Grass

Donkey Tail

Butterfly Bush

Locust Tree

Cockscomb

Gopher Plant

Hen and Chicks

Pussywillow

Skunk Plant

Snake plant

Starfish Flower

Zebra plant

Lambs Ears

Bear’s Breeches

Trout Lily

Pigsqueak (Bergenia)

Cardinal Flower

Deer fern

Deer tongue

Dragon lily

Snapdrago

Catchfly

Foxtrot

Horsetail

Lion’s Tail

Lobster Claws

Mouse plant

Ox-eye daisy

Panda wild ginger

Pig butt

Rabbit’s foot fern

Porcupine Agave

Tickseed

Toad lily

Wormwood

Cranesbill geranium

Lion’s Ear

Turtlehead

Spider plant

Crabgrass

Scorpions tail

Flamingo flower

Kangaroo paw

Bunny Tails

Butterfly weed

Partridge Berry

Fishtail palm

Leopard’s bane

Zebra grass

Spiderwort

Squirrel cup

Wake robin

Dinosaur tree

Hedgehog echinacea

  Cynthia Brian’s Mid-Month Gardening Tips

ü  SPREAD a blanket on the lawn and look towards the heavens to see animal shapes in the clouds.

ü  DRY herbs by hanging bunches upside down in a dry place, like a garage or shed. Dry lavender, sage, thyme, rosemary, and oregano.  Store the dried leaves in a jar.

ü  DOUSE weeds with a concoction of white vinegar and liquid dish soap. To a gallon of the vinegar, add a capful of dish soap, shake in a spray bottle, and use proactively.

ü  GATHER the seeds of fennel and cilantro after the flowers are spent. Dry the seeds on a cooking sheet. Cilantro seeds are called coriander. Both add flavor and texture to both sweet and savory recipes.

ü  PRESERVE flat-leaf parsley, basil, and chives by freezing them in ice cube trays. Put a spoonful of the chopped leaves in each cell, add water, and freeze. When you want a dash of fresh flavor, pop an ice cube.

ü  PLANT edamame and sweet potatoes, both warm-weather crops. The soil needs to be warmer than 60 degrees. Plan on harvesting edamame in 90-100 days when the pods are plump but still green for a heart healthy omega 3 boost. To make potassium-rich sweet potatoes sweeter, store at 90 degrees for two weeks after harvesting, 

ü  DEADHEAD roses, annuals, and perennials as blooms fade to keep them coming through frost.

ü  GROW celery by rooting the base of your store-bought vegetable. Put the stub in a glass jar filled with water in a sunny location, then transplant the root to a container or garden.

ü  HARVEST cucumbers and make an easy spicy summer snack as well as a soothing eye pack. Peel, slice, add red onions, rice vinegar, and marinate for one hour in the refrigerator. Save the peels to place on your eyes to eliminate puffiness after swimming.

ü  WATCH butterflies pollinate your flowers as they flutter from blossom to blossom on monarda, tithonia, sunflowers, zinnias, butterfly bush, cosmos, alyssum, marigolds, thyme, oregano, and marjoram.

ü  EXTEND your garden’s production with a second season planting of beets, scallions, kohlrabi, chard, broccoli, lettuce, peas, and carrots to carry your fresh offerings into late fall.

ü  TOSS a salad comprised of edible herbs, tender leaves, and fruit from your garden including basil, sage, thyme, lovage, fennel, arugula, spinach, chives, chard, tarragon, kale, beet tops, lettuce, cilantro, parsley, sorrel, apples, and plums dressed with lemon juice and olive oil for a tasty jolt of mineral rich nutrition.

ü  SHARE your excess vegetable and fruit harvest with the neighborhood and take the extras to the local food bank for those in need to savor.

  CORRECTION for June 22, 2022 column regarding California native trees. A reader, M. T.  asked me to clarify that several of the trees listed are not true California natives. While many are not endemic to California, all are well-adapted to California gardens and grow well. My error for not being more precise. Thank you for caring.

  Treat your animal plants with care. 

Amuse yourself, your family, and your friends with your garden barnyard!

 Photos and more: 

https://www.lamorindaweekly.com/archive/issue1611/Digging-Deep-with-Goddess-Gardener-Cynthia-Brian-Animal-plants.html

 Press Pass: https://blog.voiceamerica.com/2022/07/20/animal-gardening/

Happy Gardening and Happy Growing!

Cynthia Brian, The Goddess Gardener, is available for hire to help you prepare for your spring garden. Raised in the vineyards of Napa County, Cynthia is a New York Times best-selling author, actor, radio personality, speaker, media and writing coach as well as the Founder and Executive Director of Be the Star You Are!® 501 c3. Tune into Cynthia’s StarStyle® Radio Broadcast at www.StarStyleRadio.com.

Buy copies of her books, including, Chicken Soup for the Gardener’s Soul, Growing with the Goddess Gardener, and Be the Star You Are! www.cynthiabrian.com/online-store. Receive a FREE inspirational music DVD and special savings.

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[castiellesbian]

Hate that jared tweet because now I’m thinking about the phrase “cockles warmer”

[symptomoftime]

Glissandos added to a section of emily (using her 3rd or 4th finger)

Sounds like she’s using a simpler rhythm during a section of swansea compared to they original

Her vocals when she sang “sweet esme” 🥺🥺🥺

Clam crab cockle cowrie!

Pin-light sounds warmer like it’s in Ab minor?

“Scouring yourself Red, red, REd”

She basically played for two hours

The entirety of Ys in two days!!!!

[eldridgecandell]

Troll: Does your muse have a collection?

Alabaster hands gently folded the soiled torn tabard, the brown of the cloth holeed and worn from elements of all worlds.  At this moment they were handled by one of the supernatural as the black tipped fingers stroked the faded insignia of the Order of Embers across it’s chest, the fingers sliding daintily through the slashes of a clawed hand.  Fingering these cuts was an otherworldly action, drinking in the history and story of such a piece of an ordinary piece of tailoring.

“This is an exquisite piece of emotion,” the warm words echoing through the low lit chamber, their syllables caressing yellowed and black brick of the dimly lit sewer.  The voice was feminine and perfect, a gentle silk of sound that could warm the cockles of any heart or trousers with it’s sensual knife blade tension.  Beauty of voice bled over the body as it swirled about the thin but supple frame of it’s white haired owner.  Flawless skin unblemished by time or sun was draped over black and scarlet wraps, the tight silk of blade hugging her thin long form with red draping her slender shoulders.  Finally a pair of pale lips parted in a toothy smile, revealing jagged corrupted teeth that told of a far different story of the book under the cover.  “You are a most interesting interloper, my dear inquisitor.”

Feline slit gaze would slither to her armored children and the prize they had brought to their mistress.  Thin and empty like her they seemed more like walking skeletons than men, rusted mail coats of bygone eras loose and limp in direct contrast to their lady’s own.  They were obviously her lessers in more ways than one, but they kept their sightless gaze forward with what might have been eyes.  Black gaping holes sat where eyes should be beneath rotted wrapped cloth in the fashion of the desert peoples of this land.  But she was hardly concerned with her thralls, more curious as she gently glided closer to the kneeling man between them.

He was dressed in the cloth and leathers of wastewanderer, though the crimson blotches that had sprung about the light colored fabric made it clear he had not come along easily.  Those same cat’s eyes would drink in his visage further than the bloody rags that clung to his frame.  Older, wiry, male, perhaps handsome in a younger day or if one was so inclined to enjoy aged meat.  His face was streaked with the same scarlet that made the thin woman lick her lips, dripping ever so slowly through an unshaven face.  She thought it funny thatt he had carried with him the tabard to journey into the depths of her domain, but she knew that symbol and what it meant.  Time had not ended Waycrest’s little hunter minions, merely slowed it.  Ebbs and flows.

“Come now, there is not need to be shy,” the thin woman reached forward, never bending as her arm seemed to lengthen in the spot to cup his chin and look up at her.  The man did not fight though as she looked into a heart's fury of blue and grey, her smile widening seeing them.  “Beautiful.  I have always loved eyes, poets say they are windows to the soul.  I shouldn’t be so romantic given my time in this brutal world, but I can’t change who I am.”

“Who are you?”

The man said nothing, merely staring back with that intense glare.  

“So fierce, come now speak.  Sully my ears with her short lived voice,”  those black fingers would dig up through the hair and into his skin like knives in butter.  The flesh was nothing to the thin woman as she cut him.  Though pain bled from those blue eyes, the fire never quenched as she drank in it’s warmth.  Whispering again with that perfect soft caress.  “Who are you?”

Shuddering in pain the word would finally gasp out in a painful whisper.  “Candell.”

“Ah, Candell.”  The woman smiled, loosening her grip on his chin as the hot sticky blood clung to her fingertips, sending a jolt of almost sexual ecstasy through her hollow bones.  Her eyes closed as she drug her fingers up his jaw and over his face, painting him in streaks of his own ink.  That same hand would eventually shorten and reach her thin face, her lips parting to expose that horror of teeth and bone again to reveal a tongue to match as it lapped up the smattering of life’s paint.  A few licks and suckles of the digits would hardly clean her hand but it would be enough for her to get the knowledge she needed.  “It has been a long time since I had an eastern in my court.  You taste of wheat, hope, and resilience.”

She smiled with now warmer fine lips.  “Exquisite.”

“You come at an interesting time, my young friend.  It has been a long time since one of your order has graced our hallowed grounds.”  Once again the woman would glide along the dais with supernatural grace as keeping her hand lifted though to regard her still sticky fingers.  “I had though the Embers were long since dispersed and gone with the Drust and Thulites.”

“I am pleasantly surprised,” she added with a humored tone as she held the tabard in her other clean hand still, a thumb still rubbing through the wool and tears.  “I am a bit of collector myself, this will be a fine new beginning for my repository.”

“Are you a collector by chance?”  The thin woman tilted her head curiously again at him as she smiled, her fingers dancing in front of her face again at the sight of the blood.  Candell said nothing as he kept his gaze to the brick floor beneath him.  Her smile grew stronger.  “So fierce in face of death.  A brave hero collecting bravado and glory?”

The woman tutted as she glided back with a shake of her head.  “No, not you.  No, you collect only bad memories.”

Eventually she loomed over him again with that unflinching smile.  “Bad memories and the dead.”

@jacobdcheshyre

[ingravinoveritas]

'Cheeky little Scottish slag' XD This made me laugh so much and I think deserves hashtag status.

Hahah. Well thank you, Anon! Yes indeed, I will go ahead and add that to my collection of David hashtags, which include (but may not be limited to):

#soft scottish hipster gigolo #prince of pegging #cockles warmer #sexy ginger demon twink

And now, the latest and greatest addition of #cheeky little Scottish slag. Hail and well met, and congratulations to David Tennant for being thoroughly versatile (at least when it comes to hashtags). Yay!

[ladyfenring]

summer // winter

Winter has come to Westeros, but in Essos, it still feels like summer.

Jeyne finds work in a mummer’s troupe, patching up torn costumes and building new ones. She likes the work, and the colorful mummers. Theon catches her in the wings most days, watching with a broad grin as they take the stage.

As for him, Theon finds work on a fishing boat catching oysters, mussels, cockles, and clams. They sell them to girls with carts, who push them through the city and shout their wares.

It’s easy enough work, and it pays decently. His wages combined with Jeyne’s allow them to rent out a room in Silty Town. They sleep on a straw pallet on the floor, covering themselves with faded quilts purchased second-hand. It’s not a grand life, but they are safe here, and they sleep all the more soundly for it.

“What do you think will happen to everyone in Westeros?” she asks quietly one night when they lie curled beside each other, the fire all the warmer for the wind rattling the shutters outside.

“Everyone?”

“Do you think Stannis will be king? Do you think the Boltons will hold Winterfell forever?”

“No.”

“No?”

“No,” he confirms. “I don’t think Stannis will be king and I don’t think the Boltons will hold Winterfell forever.”

“What do you think will happen?” she presses.

He shakes his head. “I don’t know. And I don’t care. All I care about is you.”

She smiles prettily, and then she does something very unexpected.

She kisses him.

It’s a chaste kiss, more a brush of the lips than anything, but it’s a kiss all the same, and it steals his very breath away.

@asoiafrarepairs

[just-another-busy-fangirl-writes]

Kink List

Here’s my Kink List!

These will be written over time, and you can always send in a new request!  This will be an ongoing list of prompts/pairings that I’ll probably never stop updating. Kink List requests are ALWAYS OPEN! :)

I am currently taking requests for Teen Wolf and The Maze Runner.  Most of the works on this list already are from Supernatural, and there are quite a few more planned SPN works on here (italicized ships are to be written), so I’d like to branch out into those two (new to me) fandoms.

For this specific list, I will only be accepting requests for SHIPS, no reader inserts.  Please be creative, as I really want to write some rare pairings in addition to the more common ships.  I’m adding reader insert fics to the list, just not taking requests for them.

If you want to request a kink, please send me an ASK with the number below and the pairing.  For now, I’ll accept two requests per number, per fandom (i.e. if there’s already 2+ SPN fic on a kink, you can request another fandom/pairing for that kink).  I’ll also accept multiple requests from each person.  You can request a kink on anon if you want, that’s totally fine!  If there are any kinks you’d like me to write that aren’t on this list, you can send those in as well.  I started with 100 kinks and have been adding to the list ever since, so request away!

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Kinks

Kissing He’s Watching - SPN (Weecest)

Discovering boundaries Destiel

On the sofa On the Couch - SPN (Dean x Donna x Jody x Sam)

Masturbation Just Think - SPN (Lucifer!Castiel)

Bodily fluids and/or blood play Slice - SPN (Sam x Rowena)

Oral Sex Delicious - SPN (Jo x Meg x Pam) Feel Good - SPN (Claire x Kaia)

Aftercare

Romantic evening I Love You - SPN RPF (Jensen x Danneel)

First time/Virginity How I Wanted You - SPN (Dean x Reader) Sex Me Right Now - Teen Wolf (Stiles x Danny) Weecest Destiel

Blindfolds Intense - SPN (Dean x Donna) It’s an Ear Warmer - SPN (Dean x Sam x Reader)

No speaking

Sex Game (e.g. first to come loses) Winners and Losers - SPN (Sabriel)

One catches the other masturbating Can’t Just Watch - SPN (Wincest) Watching - SPN (Sastiel)

Sex toys Charice’s Gifts - SPN (Wincest) Dean’s Birthday Present - SPN (Destiel)

Surprise sex Surprise Thank You - SPN (Dean x Bela)

Dry humping Closed for Business - SPN (Destiel) Wincest

Teasing On Purpose - SPN (Dean x Reader) Dean x Donna

Handjobs Stand Up - SPN (Cain x Cas x Sam x Dean)

Almost getting caught Almost Caught - SPN (Sam x Jo)

Break up/make up sex One Last Time - SPN (Sam x Eileen) Two-Stepping - SPN (Sam x Reader)

Weapons (Gun Play, Knife Play) Slice - SPN (Sam x Rowena)

Impact play (Spanking, Caning, Paddling, etc) One of Those Moods - SPN (Wincest) Months - SPN (Destiel)

Dirty Talk

Rimming Do Not Fret - SPN (Gadreel x Samandriel)

Correcting each other’s technique Fast Learner - SPN (Dean x Krissy)

Role Play Barber!Jody x Sam

Inappropriate location Dean’s Bedroom - SPN RPF (Cockles)

Gags

In the bath/shower Exhausted - SPN (Destiel) Angel Girl - SPN (Gadreel!Sam x Reader) She Knew Best - SPN (Abaddon x Meg)

Lingerie Stockings - SPN (Dean x Castiel x Reader)

Fully clothed Something Strange - SPN (Sam x Gadreel)

Phone sex or Skype/web cam sex Separated by a Computer Screen - SPN (Sam x Eileen) Hunter - SPN (Sam x Reader)

Morning sex Mornin’ Cas - SPN (Destiel) Wake Up Call - SPN RPF (J2)

Voyeurism/Exhibitionism Dean’s Mate - SPN (Dean x Cas x Benny) DCJ Sequence of Events - SPN (Dean x Sam x Reader)

Public/semi-public sex Time to Move - SPN RPF (J2) Have My Pie and Eat it Too - SPN (Dean x Reader) Study Time - SPN (Sam x Reader) Fits Just Right - SPN RPF (Jared x Reader) Hot in Here - SPN RPF (Jared x Reader)

Against the wall Who’da Thought - SPN (Castiel x Reader) Dean x Donna

Pain/sensation play Let Him Come - SPN (DCJ) Punishment Well Deserved - SPN (Sam x Ruby)

Medical play Doctor Winchester - SPN (Wincest) Deeper Examination - SPN (Dean x Reader)

Face Fucking/Oral Fixation

Cross-dressing Let Me Show You? - Balthazar x Meg Ruby Red - Sam x Castiel x Jimmy

Spontaneous sex

Double penetration/Spitroasting Both of You - SPN (Dean x Sam x Jody) The Dress - SPN (Dean x Sam x Reader) Presents - SPN (Dean x Sam x Reader) Insatiable - SPN (Wincestiel) Stiles x Scott x Malia

Incest Kink Hanky Panky - SPN (Dean x Lisa x Sam)

Casual sex/Friends with Benefits

Calming the others anger Angry - SPN (Destiel) Powers - SPN (Wincestiel)

Glory hole Through the Wall - SPN (Benny x Gadreel)

Bondage Neckties - SPN RPF (Mishalecki)

I love you

Chair sex Armrests - SPN (Cain x Castiel)

Loud sex/knowing someone can hear Hear You Scream - SPN (Stanford!Sam x Jess)

Tell each other a kink and doing it

Fisting

Mirror Sex Stay-Cation - SPN (Sam x Amelia)

Writing a smut fic to each other and reading it to them Challenge Accepted - SPN RPF (Misha x RSJ)

Cock Rings

Food play Treats - SPN (Sabriel) Peppermint Twist - SPN (Sam x Reader)

Gangbang

Sensory deprivation Sam x Eileen

Fingering

Breath play The Mark - SPN (Dean x Cain) A Little Less Breath - SPN (Dean x Reader)

Dom/sub Yes Mistress - SPN (Dom!Bela x Sub!Sam x Sub!Sarah) Power Shift - SPN (Gabriel x Reader)

Comfort sex Make Me Forget - SPN (Dean x Jo) Sam x Rowena

Getting caught DCJ Getting Some Water - SPN (Wincest & Claire)

Explaining their relationship to someone who didn’t know Wincest

Fight sex Like That? - SPN (Sam x Bela)

Outdoors Dean’s Mate - SPN (Dean x Cas x Benny)

Threesome/group sex Liplock - SPN RPF (Padackles Clan) Changed for the Better - SPN (Dean x Cas x Anna)

Filming themselves Natural Moment - SPN (Dean x Gabriel)

Breeding/pregnancy Demon Omega - SPN (Sam x Ruby) Danger - SPN (Demon!Dean x Donna)

Feminization

Hot and cold play

No foreplay

Edging Torture - SPN (Wincest) Please…Begging You - SPN (Balthazar x Castiel x Hannah)

In/by a swimming pool/bath Steamy - SPN RPF (Jensen x Reader) Summertime - SPN (Weecest)

Inventing a secret sex language to use in public Eyeliner - SPN (Wincest)

Objectification

Age Play

Birthday surprise

Prince Albert

Sex machine Machine - SPN (Dean x Donna x Sam)

Drunk

Humiliation kink

Quickies Quickie - SPN (Sam x Reader)

Needy, clingy sex Need You, Please - SPN (Sam x Jo) Hugs - SPN (Sam x Reader)

Wake up in the middle of the night and have sex

Rough, shove-y sex Damn Guest Stars - SPN RPF (Jared x Reader)

Safeword use

Sex marathon Shook Me All Night Long - SPN (Sam x Piper)

On a plane Wincest

Office Sex Midnight at the Office - SPN (Sam x Reader)

In the dark Cas x Jimmy

By the fire Dean x Benny Crackle - SPN (Dean x Reader)

Daddy kink Too Long - SPN (Wincest)

Silly giggly sex Squishy - SPN (Dean x Endverse!Cas) Chase - SPN (Dean x Reader)

Plug DCJ

While one of them is on the phone Ring Ring - SPN (Dean x Donna)

Car Sex (Impala Sex) Tastes Like Cherries - SPN (Sam x Reader x Dean)

Restrained sex (not necessarily bondage) After the Case is Over? - SPN (Dean x Donna)

Tantric sex Their Time - SPN (Sam x Jody)

Object insertion More - SPN (Meg x Ruby)

Sounding The Ribbed One, Please - SPN RPF (Cockles)

Pegging Definitely Doing That Again - SPN (Dean x Donna)

Mpreg What’s that Smell? - SPN (Destiel) Puppies! - SPN (Wincest)

Begging Beg, Sugar - SPN (Benny x Jody)

Panty Kink Hidden Silk - SPN (Dean x Claire)

Shibari Art - SPN (DCJ)

Breeding Bench

Coming untouched

Puppy play

Orgasm denial

Noncon role play Dean x Donna

Nipple play Sam x Jody

Size Kink Monster - SPN (Dean x Gadreel!Sam)

Collars

Hair pulling Sastiel Sam x Jody

Praise kink DCJ Destiel 

Come play This Feels Dirty - Teen Wolf (Stisaac)

Bukakke/Facials

Bulge kink Dean Smith x Sam Wesson

Cockwarming Warm - SPN (Wincest)

Fear kink

Grace kink Any Knot - SPN (Megstiel) Protective - SPN (Castiel x Reader) Yes Ma’am - SPN (Gabriel x Reader)

Marking Meeting Mary - SPN (Destiel)

Somnophilia It’s Always Yes - SPN (Wincest)

Cock Cages Locktober - SPN (Dean x Gabriel)

Aphrodisiacs

Sex Pollen Sam Was Right - SPN (Dean x Donna)

Gender Swap Stiff - SPN (Donna x Jody)

Prostate Milking

Size Difference

Lactation Kink

Intercrural Sex Nighttime Runs and Warm Beds - Teen Wolf (Sterek)

[wearemystic]

Diner Tales [2]

Meet ‘n Greet (1 / 2)

Character(s): Reader, Mystic, Male OC

Rating: M

Warning(s): Cannibalism-by-Proxy, descriptions of car crash

The first thing that you should know about yourself is that you are, at your very core, a good person. It’s great thing, really. If a little old lady needs help across a busy street (not that you have as many in the borough where you live as they do in San Francisco), you’re usually the first to volunteer your arm. You can’t stand injustice, and you support organizations that provide help to minorities that need the assistance. You tip your waiters well and make polite conversation with retail workers. You don’t break laws and always pull to the side of the road when an ambulance comes down the road.

So, yeah, you’re a generally decent human being.

It is only logical that when you hear the unmistakable sound of a truck flipping and metal screaming across the blacktop you leave your home to investigate. You want to make sure that the driver is okay. After all, it is New Years. Driving while drunk on this night of all nights is probably not a great start of the year for whoever is behind the wheel.

Thank Christ that this phone doubles as a flashlight.

Cockle burs stick to the legs of your pajama pants as you pick your way across the field. You’ll have a hell of a time picking them all off of yourself later on. It’s chilly tonight, and you wish that you’d thought to wear a sweater.

You can hear your neighbors whooping in the distance as they watch the parades on their TVs. Shivering, you tap the screen of your phone, revealing that is it 11:51 PM.

Almost a new year, you think wistfully. And what a way to start it.

Tendrils of fog curl around your bare ankles. Should’ve worn socks. Might get a tick, or something. You pick up your pace — maybe, just maybe, you can get to the the wrecked car and check on the driver and call someone for help and still be able to see the ball drop at midnight.

You reach the overturned vehicle shortly after, only to find that it’s not a commercial car at all, but a nondescript white van with the Life Foundation logo emblazoned on the side. Eyes narrowed, you circle the van warily, taking in the crumpled hood and the smoke floating out of the ruined engine.  The back doors of the vehicle hand open at odd angles, revealing… shelves? Shattered glass crunches beneath your feet. It looks like a portable laboratory on the inside of the van.

What the hell is going on? You go back to the driver’s side window, clearing away the broken window as best as you can without cutting yourself on the glass. You can see that the man’s legs are crushed. His breathing is uneven — maybe he’s got some broken ribs?

“Sir? Sir, are you alright?” You snap your fingers by the man’s ear repeatedly, trying to get his attention. The blood dripping down the side of his head can’t be a good sign, but you vaguely remember reading somewhere that you shouldn’t move an injured person from a totaled car (or was it that you shouldn’t move someone who’s wiped out on a motorcycle?). He groans, and looks at you from the corner of his eye.

“G-get out of here,” he chokes, sending blood dribbling down his chin. “Run—”

The grass beside you rustles, and the sound sends shivers down your spine. “Wha—?”

Something brushes against your ankle and you shriek. You fumble your phone and it falls out of your hands, sending shadows dancing as it bounces off of your foot and once more once it hits the ground. In between the shadows you can see — you can feel — something darker than the night on your flesh. It’s warmer than the evening air, and you whine as you sense it sinking into your clammy skin.

It feels wrong.

The man in the car is screaming, you’re screaming, everything is too loud, too much too fast and you’re pretty sure you are going to have a heart attack. You can feel whatever the thing is slide along your veins, along muscles and bones and blood, melding together with you like it was meant to be. The majority of the thing comes to rest in your chest and neck, and you scratch at your skin like you can pull it out with only your blunted nails. “Get out get out get out!”

ours.

The voice in your head sounds like water on burning coals, hissing and spitting and crackling in your ears. What the fuck. What the fuck?!

You look at your trembling hands, watching in horror as your veins turn purple-black in the dappled moonlight. “Oh god, oh god, oh god. ” You turn to face the driver; he’s watching you like you’re a dangerous animal, a predator.

he is prey.

“Help me,” you beg.

The man leans away from you, revulsion etched into the lines of his face, “Stay away!”

“Help me.” Your voice roughens and goes gravelly, and ooze comes out of your pores, wrapping around you and blocking your line of sight completely. You open your mouth in a silent scream as you feel yourself lose complete control over your own body.

ours. our body.

It's all in your head now, and you can feel the creature — what else could it be but some sentient being? — twist your — their —

— our —

— fingers, clenching and unclenching them in an attempt to relax them. You watch in awe — and more than a little terror — as your hand grips the edge of the door's window and rips it from the hinges. The metal crumples like paper in your hand. The van rocks precariously. The air is filled with the eye-stinging scent of ammonia. He pissed himself, then.

"pathetic," a voice that is both yours and not says, and a hand shoots out and wraps around the man's neck. He sobs, pushing at your arm with his right arm — his left dangles by his side uselessly. "you are weak."

"Please, no," he begs. Fat, salty tears drip down his face. Your mouth opens and a tongue unlike any other you've seen slithers out from behind your teeth, long and lithe like a snake. It is simultaneously fascinating and horrific; you watch it slide over the side of his face, and you tastesaltsweatFEAR on his skin. A shiver ripples down your spine again, but this time it is one of hunger, not fear. You are hungry.

we hunger. we must feed.

Oh my god oh my god oh my god this can't be real.

it is very real. i am very real.

What are you?

i am mystic.

Your mouth opens of its own accord — of Mystic's accord — and the driver begins to shriek again, only to have all sound cut off as your teeth sink into his neck. You gag internally.

Blood — hot fresh delicious — flows down your throat, and it feels like something inside of your body slides into place. Mystic devours the rest of the man, taking particular pleasure in breaking the man’s — the corpse’s — bones in half and sucking the marrow out before popping the bone into your shared mouth with a crunch.

Fucking gross, dude. Can’t you just, like, I don’t know, eat the bone without fuckin’ breaking them?

“it doesn’t taste as good,” Mystic hums, licking chunky storm-red viscera from your clawed fingers.

That’s disgusting.

“you liked it. i felt us. you liked seeing his blood all over our hands.”

That doesn’t make it right! Oh god, I’m going to hurl. You glance at the side of the van, then back at it again. Though warped, you can see your reflection in it — six white eyes blink at you from the metal. Mystic bares its — their? his? her? — teeth at you in a mocking smile. Holy shit. Am I — are we stuck like this? I have a job, I can’t go to work like this!

“we are not always like this,” Mystic says, and you watch as the creature melts back into your skin, leaving you, the real you, standing alone in the field.

we can be like this, too.

“Okay, okay, this is fucking weird,” you mumble, gripping your hair with shaky hands. You can feel Mystic curl around the column of your spine. “I — we — just ate a person. Jesus Christ, if I tell someone, they’ll have me arrested or put on death row.”

Mystic howls in your head as you imagine how the lethal injection needle would feel like sliding underneath your skin.

no. we will not allow it.

"Like hell you won't allow it," you cry indignantly, throwing your hands in the air. "We ate a person. A living, breathing person with a family, probably, and now he's — gah!" You stop speaking as Mystic materializes as a tendril grown from your shoulder and bites the tender meat of your neck. "Stop that!"

"no, you stop. you are our host. we are bonded. we will keep you alive."

"For fuck's sake, bonded? What does that even mean?"

"i am yours, and you are mine," Mystic snarls. The words send a thrill through your nervous system, little sparks of lightning that set your endorphin levels rising. "they can try to take us apart, but i will kill them first."

[ao3feed-bakudeku]

by MochiUs

Katsuki dropped the pin without hesitation. “I want you to be my cock warmer tomorrow on our day off.”

Words: 1784, Chapters: 1/2, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Bakugou Katsuki, Midoriya Izuku

Relationships: Bakugou Katsuki/Midoriya Izuku

Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Smut, Bottom Midoriya Izuku, Top Bakugou Katsuki, Bad Jokes, Cock Warming

[themetalbeernerd]

Odell Brewing Company-Lugene Chocolate Milk Stout

18

ABV:10.5

IBU: 18

Temperature: 40 F(ish)

Glassware: Stout Glass

There are two types of breweries in my book. The first type is one the type that has insane shit as their year round brews. Crazy ABVs or IBUs and tons of specialty ingredients that aren’t the big 4. The other is one that sticks with traditional beers and styles and does one of stuff every once in a while to get their creative juices flowing. Odell seems to be firmly in the latter camp. I’ve had a few of their year rounds and seasonals, and they’re solid fucking beers. They’re the type that you could see on the shelf and if you’re in the mood for a specific style, you know what you’re getting. This one, however, jumped out at me. For one thing, it’s a bit over 12 ounces and it was $6 in my local store. Also, it’s an imperial stout aged in rye barrels, and has chocolate in there as well. These things are all things I enjoy, except the Rye barrel thing if it’s not done carefully. Lets see if it lives up to the hype, shall we?

Appearance-This is stout 101. It pours a beautiful, silky smooth black. Not a black tinged with reds or browns, this is pure darkness here. The head is a wonderful coffee-with-cream shade and stays at about a finger perpetually, not an easy thing to do with a beer at this ABV. The retention seems to be pretty dece when it comes to lacing around the glass as well!

Nose-This thing is fucking divine. Usually when a beer is aged in a rye barrel I’m afraid of getting that spicy barrel note overpowering everything, but they managed to make it the backbone on the nose instead of the headliner. The thing you notice the most is the chocolate. Oh gods do you notice the chocolate. It really does smell like boozy chocolate milk.

Palate-Yeah, I usually reserve this section to wax eloquent about how great and complex a beer is. But this one, just kind of isn’t? It’s not a bad thing, mark you. It just caught me by surprise. It literally does what it sets out to do. It’s basically like you put some chocolate milk in some rye whiskey and let it sit for a while. The chocolate and lactose sweetness are obviously the highlights, but, luckily, the rye spice is just there in the back to add a little bit of complexity and to cut through the booziness.

Mouthfeel-This one will actually be short and succinct. Creamy at the front, boozy in the middle, and dry at the back. Somewhat drinkable, but be careful with that ABV.

Overall-I like this beer. Of course, I like Odell, and want them to do more barrel aging and malty stuff, so I bought it because of soapbox reasons, but I recommend it. It’s a great winter warmer, especially now that we’re getting into those colder months where an IPA or a pils might not warm the cockles of your heart. If you can find it, seek it out!

[tinacalder]

News In Brief: Nations Favourite 'Winter Warmers' Announced

News In Brief: Nations Favourite ‘Winter Warmers’ Announced

Cottage pie, lasagne and the Sunday roast have topped a list of the nation’s favourite ‘winter warmers’. Researchers found at this time of year we’re fond of beef stew, spaghetti bolognese and cauliflower cheese. Other much- loved classics include mac and cheese, fish and chips and bangers and mash, all guaranteed to warm our cockles amid the chilly winter months.   Hear more news and showbiz…

[thing-you-do-with-that-thing]

SEASONS OF LOVE CHALLENGE - Bloom of Spring

Hey guys so a new season is upon us so here is the 3rd part of Season of Love. This time we will be focusing on spring.

Each part of the challenge will run for almost 3 months - to fit the season. This time I decided to add the option of getting a gif/picture prompt for another fandom than spn. Song and Word prompts are still strictly for SPN fans and if you wanna write for another fandom you have to run the pairing by me first since it is far from all I’d be willing to read.  

If you are gonna need an extension when we near the end of the challenge or need to drop out just let me know. If you don’t turn in your fic on time and you haven’t kept in touch, you will be banned from all my future challenges.

Do I have to taken part in in Fall and Winter?

No. You can take part in one, in two ect. Any you would like.

If I do all do the stories have to be linked?

No. They can be but that is not an acquirement.

If I do them all do I have to write the same pairing each time?

Nope.

Will you read and reblog my fic?

You betcha :D

Do my fic have to be spring themed?

Since it is the idea of the challenge - yes I am afraid so.

When Do I Post?

Between March 1st and May 26th. Sign Ups start now and ends when there are no more prompts

Can I sign up more than once?

If there are still more prompts left Feb 22nd - yes! But I wanna give everyone a chance to get a prompt the first 5 days! - and I need 1 fic per prompt you sign up for!

RULES - READ PLEASE!

Don’t Post Before: March 1st

Due Date: May 26th

Word min: 500 words

Word Max: 6k words

Style: It can be a drabble, one shot or beginning of a series. Do not put in in the middle of an ongoing series since I plan on reading them and don’t want to read 10 parts of something to understand the entry. IT CAN BE THE MIDDLE OF A SERIES IF YOU ARE DOING FOUR PART ONE FOR EACH PART OF MY CHALLENGE WHICH I WOULD LOOOOVE!

Genre: Fluff, smut, angst are all welcome. DO NOT write smut if you are under the age of 18 and tag everything with appropriate warnings. AUs are more than welcome!

Limits on what you can write: No Mommy/daddy kinks, no non/dub con, no A/B/O, no glorification on cheating, no wife or actor hate in rpfs (breaking this last one will get you blocked and banned!) - if you got any questions at any time feel free to send me an ask.

Format: State in your A/N that it is for my (thing-you-do-with-that-thing) Seasons of Love - Bloom of Spring Challenge. And use the # SoL - Bloom of Spring challenge in the first 5 tags.

Submit: After you posted on tumblr you have to add yourself and your fic to this doc.  If you don’t do this you will not be added to the masterlist I create when the challenge is over. If you got questions - just ask :D

Doc link it case tumblr is an ass: https://docs.google.com/document/d/17_oedTQINgq69u9FUif2tcpTLk8LzmuZxJKZ6qdMURA/edit?usp=sharing

How do I join?

You pick a prompt and a pairing off the list. Send me the prompt number along with a backup just in case and your pairing of choice. ASKS ONLY!! REPLIES, REBLOGS AND IMS WILL BE IGNORED!

There are no limits on the pairings but I only allow 1 person per prompt so think before you sign up. If you don’t think you will be doing it then don’t take the spot from someone else. Prompts and Pairings are under the cut!

Pairings:

No male readers - gender neutral are fine!

General Fics - character or rpf are both fine.

Sister/daughter/romantic/friendship reader pairings for following are all fine - just let me know which:

Jensen

Dean

Misha

Cas

Jared

Sam

Genevieve

Danneel

Ships (all are allowed as poly with reader too):

Destiel

Deonna

Megstiel

Saileen

Chestervelle (Dean x Jo)

Cockles

Jensen x Danneel

Jared x Genevieve

AS SOMETHING SPECIAL THIS TIME I WILL ALLOW TWD, GOT, OUAT AND MARVEL PAIRINGS - NOT ALL BUT SOME. ASK ME IF YOU ARE INTERESTED - I READ BOTH READER INSERTS AND SHIPS FOR ALL BUT NOT EVERYTHING! THERE IS A PROMPT LIMIT ON THESE. YOU CAN ONLY SIGN UP ONCE AND ONLY FOR A GIF/PICTURE PROMPT! - You can sign up for once of these and still do a SPN prompt too!

No shaming of any pairings or ships I just have to read them and these are the things I prefer. On to the prompts:

Activity and word prompts

1 Easter @rainyjaredpadaleckimoviespanda (Jarevieve)

2 Painting Eggs - @supersunsetkittypie (Jenneel)

3 Planting Flowers @teamfreewill-imagine (Jenneel x daughter!reader)

4 Picnic @mysupernaturalfics (Jenneel x Reader)

5 Spring Break @roxyspearing (Dean x Reader)

6 April’s Fools @internationalfandomgirl (Misha x Reader)

7 Baby Animals @sammy-moo (Sam x Reader)

8 Spring Cleaning @storytimewithlyva (Dean x Reader)

9 Spring Fever @mrspadalackles (Dean x Reader)

10 Birds

11 Bees @mysticalgrungefarm (Megstiel)

12 Flowers @percywinchester27 (Dean x Reader)

13 Butterflies

14 Bunny @not-moose-one-shots (sam x reader)

15 Mother’s Day @oneshoeshort (Sam x Reader)

16 Birth @captainemwinchester (Jensen x Reader)

17 Bloom @ruined-by-destiel (Sam x Reader)

18 May Day @ravenangel33

19 Baseball - @iwantthedean (Jensen x Reader) 

20 April Showers - @tngrayson (Dean x Reader)

21 Memorial Day @plaid-lover-bay25 (jarevieve x reader)

22 St Patrick's Day @impalaimagining (Jared or Jensen x Reader)

23 New Beginnings - @torn-and-frayed (Jensen x Reader)

24 A Day Out @queen-of-deans-booty (Jensen x Reader)

25 Warmer Weather @thegodbucky (Jenneel x Reader)

Song Prompts:

26 April Come She Will - Simon and Garfunkel @like-a-bag-of-potatoes (sam x reader)

27 Spring Breakdown - Luke Bryan

28 Fires of Spring - Chris Rea @haunteddeanwinchester (Dean x Reader)

29 Spring Street - Vanessa Carlton

30 Wild Mountain Thyme - Jensen Ackles

31 Gypsy - Shakira @deanandsamsbitch (cas x reader)

32 Soak Up the Sun - Sheryl Crow

33 Hummingbird Heartbeat - Katy Perry @lifelovelaughangell123 (Dean x Reader)

34 Music of the Sun - Rihanna @myherodreamercowboy (Destiel x Reader)

35 Walking on Sunshine - Katrina and the Waves @atc74 (jared x reader)

36 Strawberry Swing - Coldplay @firefly124 (sam x reader)

37 Feel Again - One Republic @abbirae99 (sam x reader)

38 Butterfly Fly Away - Miley Cyrus @sillesworldofwriting (jarevieve x reader)

40 Here comes the sun - The Beatles  @samsbeecharmer (sam x reader)

41 Purple Rain - Prince

42 Beautiful Day - U2

43 The Lifting - REM

44 Happy - Pharrell Williams

45 Best Day of My Life - American Authors

46 Brighter than the sun - Colbie Caillat @ladyismoriah (megstiel)

47 Girls Just Wanna Have Fun - Cyndi Lauper @samwinjarpad (Sam x Reader)

48 All Star - Smash Mouth

49 The Rain Song - Led Zeppelin

50 Centerfield - John Fogerty - @katymacsupernatural (Jensen x Reader)

40 Secret Gif/Picture Prompts:

1 @winchesterprincessbride (Sam x Reader)

2 @luci-in-trenchcoats (Jensen x Reader)

3 @coldglittersupernaturaltaco (Deonna)

4 @homeschooldonmyhands (winchester sister oc)

5 @captain-s-rogers (steve x reader)

6 @waywardkittenarmy (Cockles)

7 @jayankles (Dean x Reader)

8 @deanxfuckingadorablexwinchester (dean x daughter!reader)

9 @docharleythegeekqueen (destiel x reader)

10 @trunk-full-of-ideas (winchester sister!reader)

11 @highlyfuncti0nings0ci0path (dean x reader)

12 @queen-of-deans-booty (sam x reader)

13 @queen-of-deans-booty (dean x reader)

14 @acreativelydifferentlove (bucky x reader)

15 @becs-bunker (Bucky x Reader)

16 @deanssweetheart23 (Dean x Reader)

[thepourfool]

Holiday Smack-Up: The Winter Warmer Immortals: Deschutes, Rahr, Sierra Nevada, and Boundary Bay

Holiday Smack-Up: The Winter Warmer Immortals: Deschutes, Rahr, Sierra Nevada, and Boundary Bay

So, ya lookin’ for something that warms the cockles (whatever the hell those are) of your beaten ‘n’ bruised 2020 heart and psyche? A little liquid cheer to help hammer a true SUCKFEST of a year into some vague, celebrational-ish shape? I gotcha, my sufferin’ brethren. Here are a few, just for a start. For my $$$, these are among the Top Ten winter ales made in America today and, much to…

[ingravinoveritas]

Help. The image of Cockles-warmer David has now taken up residence in my head. It’s a very nice image but it’s also very distracting.

Is it more or less distracting if I provide you with a few of my favorite cockles-warmer-themed gifs of David? (I already know the answer...)

May these images live rent-free in your head as much as they do mine, Anon. Live long and prosper...