#cod oc: Dust Mite

[xxundeadfanboixx]

Not working on the sex pollen snippets until tomorrow (or unless my sleep meds decide not to work and then I'll just say fuck it and throw my head through my laptop to type a couple up tonight) but I CANNOT stop thinking about hate fucking between Ghost and Dust Mite. I am taking physical damage each time my brain has a thought because all of it is just-

Simon's got Leonardo pinned against a wall down a dark hallway of the hole-in-the-wall bar that the team (read: Johnny) decided to get a round of drinks at. They're both a bit warm. Enough to do things that they wouldn't typically do without a proper excuse to blame it on. Simon's got a hand anchored on the back of Leon's neck, like a collar that tightens when the dirty-light blonde makes a comment just a bit too teasing. "Only fuckin' ya' cause I am plastered." Ghost grunts out. And he groans when Leon chuckles, and then gasps when Simon thrusts into him rougher (someone had to be able to hear the sound of Simon's balls slapping against his ass), "Would have found another reason to get my belt around my ankles." Leonardo struggles to get it out smoothly when Simon reaches around to wrap a gloved hand around his needy cock. "Yea', I would of." Simon huffs and presses his body closer.

[xxundeadfanboixx]

I know I'm supposed to be working on other stuff (Feral!Reader, and 'Flight Risks -and Pleasures-) but all I'm really able to think about is the vague idea of bitty!Dust Mite and Ghost. Need to have cartoon like scenes between these two. Need Ghost laying down Mouse traps and Dust Mite setting them off without being caught in them. I need Ghost to finally trap this little mother fucker (who he thought was a rat but now sees it's something completely different) and just toss them into a small rodent cage. Need the other 141 members interacting with Dust Mite while on break, calling Dust Mite Ghost's pet. Need Ghost to slowly grow attached to Dust Mite the longer he keeps them in that stupid cage (reverse stock holme syndrome /j). Need Ghost to freak out when Dust Mite gets out one day and is left worrying for the worst. Stupid bastard doesn't seem to realize how dangerous it is. To be scurrying around where they could possibly be stepped on. They had it decently in their cage, so why would they want to escape? Ghost placing those mouse traps out again, but this time ones that are meant to trap and not kill. Can't have his favorite pest dying on him.

[xxundeadfanboixx]

Ghost: *Drinking his shitty military tea, thinking that despite of everything, life's been pretty okay*

*Some American who just spawned in his room one night, is assumed to be the janitor, no files can be found about them being hired, and is constantly sneaking into his room via the vents.*

[xxundeadfanboixx]

....Ghost trying to interrogate Dust Mite...which may or may not lead to Ghost deciding to 'shut Dust Mite up'. By that I mean they make out sloppy style with Ghost growling and cursing Dust Mite's name and saying he wished he would just drop dead.

[xxundeadfanboixx]

No one really knows how or why Dust Mite is at the base, or even apart of the agency. But no one really question it either. I mean, they're just a custodian. Sure the trainees typically do some extreme cleaning as forms of training, but surely even a military base would need a janitor or two. So that's why it's not questioned when Dust Mite starts showing up in random places.

It's not questioned as to why Dust Mite was in the boy's barracks. They must've just been doing some type of cleaning, at least Ghost won't have to do it.

It's not questioned when Soap and Gaz see Dute Mite walking around the base unattended, they've got a job, they're allowed to be here.

Price doesn't question it when he unlocks his office door and sees Dust Mite in there, not when he sees the garbage bag from his can in their hand. "Just taking out the trash, sir!" Dust Mite smiles, and leaves. And Price doesn't think to question it.