#cole copypasta

[ghostscrown]

Zane from Ninjago is not titanium. He has never been titanium, and should never become titanium. Nothing against titanium, but he has been human looking for 4+ years. We all grew up with Zane and why would we let them change him for absolutely zero reason? The new writer should just create a new character that is titanium, not rewrite one of the best lego characters in history. Sign this petition if you agree that Zane should stay human looking. Once we reach a good amount of people who have signed, I will not contact the new writer on instagram because I'm not a nindroidphobic shit.

[patch-of-roses]

Nya from Ninjago is not the ocean. She has never been the ocean, and should never become the ocean. Nothing against water, but she has been a human for 10+ years. We all grew up with Nya and why would we let them change her for absolutely zero reason? The new writer should just create a new character that is the ocean, not rewrite one of the best Lego characters in history. Sign this petition if you agree Nya should stay a human. Once we reach a good amount of people who have signed, I will not contact the new writer on Instagram because I have no business doing so.

[theroyalgreenninja]

Vania from Ninjago is not a princess. She has never been a princess, and should never become one. Nothing against princesses, but she has been an ordinary girl since the first time we saw her. We all grew up with Vania and why would we let them change her for absolutely zero reason? The new writer should just create a new character that is a princess, not rewrite one of the best lego characters in history. Sign this petition if you agree that Vania should stay ordinary. Once we reach a good amount of people who have signed, I will not contact the new writer on instagram because I'm not an idiot.

[haydendemonlizard]

Lloyd from Ninjago is not the golden ninja. He has never been the golden ninja, and never should become the golden ninja. Nothing against golden ninjas, but he has been the green ninja for 1+ years. We all grew up with Lloyd and why would we let them change him for absolutely zero reason? The new writer should just create a new character that is the golden ninja, not rewrite one of the best lego characters in history. Sign this petition if you agree that Lloyd should stay the green ninja. Once we reach a good amount of people who have signed, I will- what? Contact the new writer? Why would I ever do something like that?

[moth-p]

Teardrop from BFDI is not mute. She has never been mute, and should never become mute. Nothing against mute ppl, but she has been a speaking character for 10+ years. We all grew up with Teardrop and why would we let them change her for absolutely zero reason? The new writer should just create a new character that is mute, not rewrite one of the best object show characters in history. Sign this petition if you agree that Teardrop should stay as a speaking character. Once we reach a good amount of people who have signed, I will not contact the new writer on instagram because I'm not a fucking weirdo

(I am so late to this copypasta but this is satire guys)

[kindaorangey]

hey guys when you say the ark boys were born to be together can you include bliss lai in that as well? the ark boys and bliss lai if it's not too much trouble thanks guys

[spinjitsuburst]

Jay from Ninjago is not a glamrock idol. He has never been a glamrock idol, and should never become a glamrock idol. Nothing against glamrocks, but he has been not a glamrock idol for 10+ years. We all grew up with Jay and why would we let them change him for absolutely no reason? The new writer should just create a new character that is a glamrock idol, not rewrite one of the best lego characters in history. Sign this petition if you agree that Jay should stay not a glamrock. Once we reach a good amount of people who have signed, I will shove Jay into an arcade cabinet. The arcade’s empty. I think it’s Christmas Eve. Someone’s broken in and-

[saline-coelacanth]

Jay from Ninjago does not have amnesia. He has never had amnesia, and should never get amnesia. Nothing against amnesiacs, but he has had his memories for 10+ years. We all grew up with Jay and why would we let them change him for absolutely zero reason? The new writer should just create a new character with amnesia, not rewrite one of the best lego characters in history. Sign this petition if you agree that Jay should keep his memories. Once we reach a good amount of people who have signed, I will NOT contact the new writer on Instagram because that's really fucking rude and also I have better things to do

[diceqi]

Cole from Ninjago is not a ghost. He has never been a ghost, and should never become a ghost. Nothing against ghosts, but he has been human for 3+ years. We all grew up with Cole and why would we let them change him for absolutely zero reason? The new writer should just create a new character that is a ghost, not rewrite one of the best lego characters in history. Sign this petition if you agree that Cole should stay human. Once we reach a good amount of people who have signed, I will contact deez nuts

[capyfroyo]

Zane from Ninjago is not an ice emperor. He has never been an emperor, and should never become an emperor. Nothing against ice kings, but he has been a normal nindroid for 10+ years. We all grew up with Zane and why would we let them change him for absolutely zero reason? The new writer should just create a new character that is the ice emperor, not rewrite one of the best lego characters in history. Sign this petition if you agree that Zane should stay a ninja. Once we reach a good amount of people who have signed, I will contact the new writer on instagram. He can't ignore us forever.

[crippling-pages]

as someone who sees Cole as not being completely gay (but respects others for their opinions and headcanons of it)

someone make a savemyboycole copypasta for the Bounty crashing every battle

[skrunklydoo]

i have recorded a dramatic reading of the infamous “make cole from ninjago straight again” petition. (petition and vocaroo below)

https://voca.ro/1jf9lmyQYhG2 here’s the recording, you may use it however you like, please credit me if you do use it though. please note that i don’t agree with anything that’s said in this petition, i just wanted to do a funny haha

i am so proud of this community, the make cole gayer petition is beating this pathetic excuse of a petition by a landslide

[twoheadedcalfsanctuary]

In case you haven’t noticed, I’m normal. I’m a normal person. Have you ever seen me without this comfortable t shirt? Thats normal

[destinysbounty]

I think what might be the funniest thing about this whole savemyboycole situation, apart from it turning into a copypasta, is that Cole still isnt, like, canonically gay. Its all still subtextual. Sure that subtext is about as subtle as a fire alarm, but there has never been any explicit confirmations that Cole and Geo are canon.

Like, most of the time homophobes go the route of simply denying or ignoring the subtext (as theyve apparently been doing for a decade, if they think Cole has been straight this whole time). But Cole and Geo are so incredibly gay that even the homophobes cant deny it. Im obsessed. I love it here.

[obsessedbee]

Wait someone rewrite the Cole is straight petition copypasta but with Zane is not autistic

[miakwat]

I keep getting tricked by those ‘Cole is straight’ copypastas 😭