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lovelyyandereaddictionpoint · 2 years

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Oc! Oc! Oc!

Some yan oc hc with a cute chub GN reader

Yandere Serial Killer

Everyone was on edge. The amount of murders that occurred in your part of town amped up to a debilitating degree; to the point that the general public no longer walked outside. If the lack of people outside was bad enough, your buddy system was failing. Your roommate who worked at the same place used to walk with you from place to place only for them to recently have to move away due to family issues.

Now you are on your own.

To work. To school. To the store. You had to move as fast as you could.

No more than 30…that's what you told yourself

30 minutes to do whatever you had to do before leaving. You couldn’t keep it together any longer. Suffering from the collective paranoia of the entire town you kept to yourself, no friends, no family, you were on your own. Even the people you know that you buy things from no matter how many times they smiled at you or offered their help. They couldn’t be trusted. No one could.

“Oh (Y/n), how are you today? Everything okay on your walk over?”

It was Penn, the owner of the grocery store that was within 30 minutes. Smiley and bright before the events of the serial killer he was a known favorite. Even so you couldn’t bring yourself to say anything but the typical response.

“I’m fine.”

“How’s your jogging routine going? Are you still doing that?”

You huffed as you continued putting your items on the belt pretending to not hear the question as the same person that subjugated you to it in the first place. Before Mo you were fine with yourself exercising when you wanted and doing as you liked when you liked. But with a person like Mo there was no getting around it. Mo was your landlord, a nutty fellow that had an outward appearance of being a lovely parent over the tenants. In truth they were a crummy old person that liked to practice their helicopter parenting on everyone and her latest victim was you.

Forcing you to run ‘to fix that weight of yours’ many times you had tried to inform them about the fact this was simply your body shape but she refused to listen. Promising to lock you out of your apartment if you should ignore their ‘advice’ again; you tested them one time and ended up sleeping outside your door before they woke up.

You saw Penn make a face before ringing up the rest of your items.

“H-heym you’re looking for a roommate…”

Your head snapped up as you were finishing your payment, as you cautiously asked.

“How do you know that?”

He was blushing in embarrassment as he shuffled his feet.

“Your roommate suggested I ask you…I’m looking for a place.” Seeing the disbelief on your face he put his hands up in defense.”I-i have the money with me in cash if you want it right away.”

He seemed desperate and for as long as you’d known him never once did you question his character. Was it really okay to break your rule?

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“Thanks so much for inviting me to take a look around (Y/n)! I really appreciate it!”

Against your better judgement you let him come over and like a puppy he dashed around taking in every bit of the apartment.

You shook your head as his eyes darted around the vacant room. A smile started to creep on your face as you thought of the possibilities…maybe he could be your new buddy. It’d be a shame if someone deprived you of that in these dangerous times.

Knock

“Hey (Y/n)! Who’s in there with you?!”

Your door unlocked and in came Mo smelling as if they dunked themselves in the worst smelling

Perfume they could find. Trudging past you they came to look at Penn who was now also looking surprised at the gremlin who let themselves in.

“Ohh my goodness is that you Penn? What are you doing here? I doubt they actually took the time to go ahead and invite you over.”

He laughed awkwardly as he sent a worried look over to you before centering back on the fast approaching landlord.

“A-actually they did. They let me come over to see the room I’ll be getting if they let me be their roommate.”

“Oh please, if you need a room I can do that and more for even half the price!”

Was your landlord really trying to hit on and steal your potential roommate? You just rolled your eyes as you leaned yourself on the nearby wall just waiting for Mo to get tired enough to show herself out. Unfortunately she didn’t plan to do that; and ended up attempting to flirt with him for nearly the whole afternoon. Looking outside it was getting dark out and you began to worry about Penn and against your better judgment you intervened.

“Uhm Mo, hey I think you should be letting Penn leave seeing as it's getting late and a serial killer is at large.”

“Oh you're such a worrywart (Y/n)! Penn’s a strong man; he'll handle himself. But if you want I can offer my room! It’s a suite–!”

“I-uh actually would rather not..if I was going to stay I definitely wouldn’t be staying with you.”

“What?! And you’d stay with this chubby kid?”

You were going to blow it off, another statement to ignore but Penn apparently wasn’t having it. The man you’d never see so much as scrunch his eyebrows in anger held your landlord by their shoulders holding them at arm's length with a shadow on his face. Amazed and slightly worried for Mo you stepped in putting a hand on his lower back. Immediately he snapped out of it looking at you and his arms in surprise before releasing your landlord who grunted and angrily stpmped out of your door. You both sat in the silence of relief before you broke it.

“I-if you do want to stay with me for the night, I don’t mind. And if you wanted to move in that’d be cool too, that is if she still lets you.”

“Ha-ha, thanks and if it's cool I’ll totally move in. But I can get home okay,” he headed for the door before turning with one last smile towards you. “I really appreciate it. I'll text you when I get home.”

“Sure, okay bye.”

You leaned against the door before leaning a bit as you imagined him being your roommate.

Having someone around that defends you didn’t sound so bad. You shook your head as you went off to complete your chores. After all, you had to do some cleaning before your new roommate may start moving things in.

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“Hah~hah (Y/n)--(Y/n)--(Y/n)-ergh!

Disheveled and breathing heavily, Penn was sitting with his pants down in the hallway just outside your door. He tried to catch his breath while still replaying the euphoria that he felt just three minutes and 40 seconds before. Not only did he get to see your living space with the lights on but he even got to feel the plush warmth of your hand on his back. Penn growled silently as he thought of why you did but nonetheless it reminded him of his future plans for that night.

He grinned as he sent the text to you before pocketing his phone and knocking on your landlord’s door. When it opened Penn batted his eyes and puckered his lips like he’d done so many times before.

“Oh Mo, I didn’t mean to be so aggressive earlier! I was just playing with you, I do want to spend the night and I want to do it at your place.”

“Were ya? Well I’ll be, make yourself at home handsome while I freshen up.”

Penn smiled, pulling back his hair and putting on his beloved latex gloves.

“Take your time dear,” he spotted the decorative knife block on display in the kitchen.

“Take your time…”

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wonderfulworldofmichaelford · 4 days

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Michael in the Mainstream: Top 100 Movies #75 - #51

Here is part 2, a follow up to the previous part! Let's not waste any time here, no need for a big ass intro for the second quarter:

75. Blue Velvet

This is weirdly one of David Lynch’s most straightforward works and yet is still one of his best ever. It’s a dark, seedy thriller that has the single best Dennis Hopper performance of all time—and this is a man with no shortage of great performances.

74. Wet Hot American Summer

I love comedies that are just a random collection of the funniest possible people you can think of doing gags, and that's exactly what this cult classic is. It’s hard for me to decide what’s funnier between Paul Rudd tossing children out of moving vehicles or H. Jon Benjamin portraying a talking can of mixed vegetables.

73. The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Easily one of the darkest films in Disney’s entire filmography, something that helps it stand out and shine. Yes, it isn’t a perfect film—the gargoyles can be extremely grating as I’m sure you know, though I’m a lot more forgiving than most because I just love hearing Jason Alexander’s voice—but I think the rest of the movie is so exceptional it makes the bad bits easier to swallow. Tony Jay’s performance as Frollo helps solidify him as one of the greatest and most depraved Disney villains ever. The dude is both horny and genocidal, a feat only matched by Thanos.

72. Jaws

The original summer blockbuster, and one of my favorite thrill rides since I was a teen. The sparing use of the shark really helps build the suspense like nothing else, and that opening is still utterly terrifying due to how chillingly plausible such a thing could be. This is an adaptation that is leagues better than what it’s adapting; muchlike the shark at the end, the movie blows Benchley’s novel out of the water.

71. Glass Onion

I think I may be a lunatic, because I genuinely prefer Glass Onion to Knives Out. Yes, the mystery is far less clever here mainly because the murders are caused by an egotistical idiot with no common sense. And yes, the comedy is amped up in this one. But these are all things that make me love it more. You’ve got Edward Norton playing a self-righteous pastiche of Elon Musk, which makes it so satisfying to see him flounder, and then you have the rest of the core cast portrayed by heavy hitters like Kathryn Hahn and Dave Bautista as well as a shockingly impressive turn as the co-lead alongside Daniel Craig from singer Jenelle Monae. In a world where obnoxious billionaires and other rich assholes are constantly getting away with crimes they’re flagrantly flaunting, it’s nice to see a character who resembles the worst of that group get what’s coming to him.

70. Holes

It is genuinely astonishing just how faithful to the book this movie is. Stanley being skinny is the most notable change, with everything else being just as it was in the novel. The Kissing Kate Barlow backstory segments are easily the best part, but the whole movie is a fun hunt movie with a delicious villain performance courtesy of Sigourney Weaver. This movie is as sweet as a peach and as savory as an onion.

69. Unbreakable

Forget The Sixth Sense (or don’t because that’s still a classic), this is M. Night’s magnum opus. The man completely deconstructed the superhero movie genre before it was even a thing, and he got Bruce Willis to give a performance second only to his role as John McClane in my humble opinion. Plus that final twist… Hoo boy. It’s honestly impressive that it hasn’t been as spoiled to Hell and back as The Sixth Sense’s twist, but that’s just a sign that this movie needs to be experienced for yourself.

68. Candyman

An epic meditation on the nature of urban myth with amazing atmosphere and a haunting score, all from the mind of horror master Clive Barker. Tony Todd plays horror’s sexiest supernatural slasher, which is all the more impressive when he is covered with thousands of live bees and yet still somehow oozes seductiveness.

67. The Goonies

80s kid adventure movies never got better than this one. There’s such a sweet, cheesy earnestness to the proceedings here; this is such an unbelievably goofy premise, but it’s played so straight that I can’t help but love it. All of the child actors here feel fun and natural, with Jeff Cohen’s Chunk easily stealing the show with his antics, but I’d also like to highlight Anne Ramsey as Ma Fratelli. She’s such a delightfully nasty villain, and she plays it with such conviction.

66. The Truman Show

Jim Carrey is a fantastic comedic actor. Everyone knew that back in the day. What many didn’t realize was that the man could deliver one of the most heartfelt and powerful dramatic performances you’ll ever see, all with a light comedic touch to pull it all together. I will say that if he deserved an Oscar for anything, it would be Eternal Sunshine, but this movie is far more enjoyable in my opinion. The movie was also scarily prescient in its vision of a future where every moment of a person’s life is recorded for the entertainment of others, to the point where this can almost be considered a horror film.

65. The Crow

A Gothic supernatural superhero story about revenge, a film that is sadly trapped in the shadow of the tragic on-set accident that claimed the life of its star Brandon Lee. It really is sad watching this, imagining the career his immense talent and charisma would have so easily given him, but it’s also awesome because this film kicks so much ass that it’s unreal. Considering I’m literally writing an urban Gothic horror fantasy series as we speak, it should come as no surprise that this movie is one of my favorites (as well as a minor inspiration).

64. The Lego Movie

When you put actual effort into your toy commercial, people will actually forget it’s supposed to be a toy commercial. And boy, did they go the extra mile with this one! This is animated so brilliantly it really emulates stop-motion, just with more polish. And where the sudden transition to he real world in the third act could have easily derailed the movie, it leads to a really powerful, heartfelt emotional reconciliation that ties the whole film together. The plot may be your standard family film adventure, but it just goes to show with enough skill (and Batman) you can do any plot really well.

63. Whiplash

I’ve called this one of the scariest horror movies in recent memory, and I stand by it. This is a movie where an abusive man in a position of power slowly erodes the willpower and self-esteem of a young man and drives him more and more insane in his never-ending chase of perfection. It’s far more chilling than any masked lunatic butchering girls for sick thrills.

62. Halloween

Ok, well, almost more chilling. John Carpenter is just that damn good at it… Though, to be fair, this movie basically invented the tropes the genre would later run into the ground. As far as slashers go, this is still one of the few that genuinely feels like more than just a showcase of gore and sex, and it’s also the last time for several decades that Michael Meyers truly felt like the unknowable, evil Shape.

61. Deadpool

You can say whatever you want about Ryan Reynolds, but you can never convince me he is not passionate to the character of Deadpool to a degree most superstars aren’t these days. Think about how Craig hated being Bond (I do not blame him); it’s just nice there’s a guy who not only adores the role he plays to the point he practically lives the role, but also worked tirelessly to ensure the character was brought to life properly on the big screen. As far as a straight Deadpool film goes, this is easily my favorite.

60. Spider-Man

Sam Raimi came out the gate swinging with his first shot at Spidey. Equal parts heart and cheese, just like a classic comic, this is as good of a Spidey origin as we could see on the big screen. As much as I love Spidey though, it’s Dafoe’s Green Goblin and J.K. Simmons’ JJJ who really steal the show here.

59. Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Forget Endgame. Forget Super Smash Bros. This right here is the single most ambitious crossover of all time. Bugs goddamn Bunny and Mickey motherfucking Mouse share a screen together; we are never gonna see something of this magnitude ever again. But let’s not pretend like the crossover part is the only reason I love this film; being a perfect blend of film noir and classic cartoon silliness is what really makes this the stone-cold classic that it is.

58. Army of Darkness

Ditching horror for comedic fantasy seems like a bad move for anyone else, but no one else is Sam Raimi. This is the movie that codified Ash Williams as one of my favorite heroes ever, solidifying his status as a snarky, quip-spouting badass who wields a boomstick and chainsaw with equal finesse.

57. The Shining

This is proof that sometimes being pragmatic when it comes to adapting novels. Maybe it isn’t the most faithful to King’s vision, but when you get one of the most atmospheric horror films ever made complete with an amazing soundtrack and career-defining performances from Jack Nicholson and Shelley Duvall, it’s hard to be too mad that they left King at the wayside so Kubrick could do his thing.

56. Spider-Man 2

This movie has a reputation as one of the greatest action films ever made. And, well, have you seen that fucking train fight? I love Raimi’s Spider-Man trilogy a lot, but it is undeniable that this is where everything came together. Peter’s struggles in this film are more relatable than ever, Molina’s Doc Ock is sinister and tragic in equal measure… As far as Spider-Man in live action goes, this is as amazing as it gets. Guess when Doc Ock and Spidey collide it always results in a superior Spider-Man, eh? Eh?

55. Avengers: Infinity War

I think the reason Endgame gets a lot of flak for feeling more like an event than an actual movie is because it is following up an actual movie that is also an event. This is The Empire Strikes Back of superhero films, an epic step forward for the story that ends in a crushing defeat. Thanos picks up the pace after almost a decade of slack and effortlessly cements himself as one of the superhero movie genre’s greatest villains, in no small part to Josh Brolin’s compelling performance. It’s fun, funny, exciting, sad… It was always gonna be an uphill battle for Endgame to live up to this one.

54. A Nightmare on Elm Street

I always go back and forth over which between the first and third one is my favorite, because both are excellent slashers in their own right. It really depends on what day you ask me, really. Still, if we’re talking about which of the movies is actually genuinely chilling, the one where Freddy’s at his scariest, it is hands down this one. This is before he became more of a quipster, so he’s just a nasty fucking freak with a dark sense of humor here. What really gives this movie an edge, though, is you get to see Johnny Depp brutally murdered in a giant geyser of blood.

53. House

Surreal, trippy, dream-like horror films are totally my jam, and this is one that stuck with me ever since I saw it. It’s so strange and inventive, so batshit insane, so fucking cool! It also has the scariest piano this side of Super Mario 64 (that thing has to be an homage to this film).

52. Freddy Got Fingered

This movie is not simply “so bad, it’s good;” no, this movie is so bad, it’s art. Only an absolute genius troll of the highest order could create something that defies every bit of logic and crosses every single boundary to such a degree as this film. Tom Green absolutely knew what he was doing, and by god did he succeed beyond his wildest dreams! I didn’t get this film the first time I saw it, but boy do I get it now.

51. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

The middle film in a trilogy is always the hardest one to stick the landing on I feel. You make one misstep and no one’s coming back for the third one, you know? This movie does not have that problem at all. It starts with the full Gandalf vs. Balrog fight, it has Legolas deliver his world-famous line about where they’re taking the hobbits, it has Viggo Mortensen kicking that helmet (DID YOU KNOW HE BROKE HIS TOE FOR REAL? BET YOU NEVER HEARD THAT ONE), it has Treebeard, it has the epic battle of Helm’s Deep, it has dwarf tossing, it has it all! But most importantly, it has one of the best characters ever: Gollum. Andy Serkis as Middle Earth’s resident split personality crackhead is one of the most compelling characters in a movie that is genuinely stuffed with compelling characters. How he didn’t get an Oscar for this I’ll never know.

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ombrathefurry · 6 months

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Do you ever just:

"Welcome to Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical MuseumKnown from coast to coast like butter and toastFrom headlines to bedlinesFrom school rooms to pool roomsNo other place in the contiguous United StatesOr other environments of the worldWelcome"Can I get a T? (T)And if you hit me with the A-L-L-YThen you'd see whyThe Hall is here for y'allThe mini mall is calling us all inSo kids pack up your mom's carBack up the WindstarKick it in drive and arrive at the mega martSlide the side hatch with pride 'cause your ties matchOn booty duty like your name was Eddy ThatchW-W-T-H-DWe like to kick it at the universityBut all work and no play makes us crazySo, we jump in the bumping SUVHit the street get the sweet tunes onDo a donut on your mama's front lawnAnd sooner than you knowYou've found the rock 'n' roll showAt the Tizzy Hizzy we'll be goneWe're in the mini mallWorking the carnivalWe like to play it allWelcome to Tally HallThe automated players, I proclaimYellow tie, this suave fellow writesHeterophonic tunes of how love bitesRed the proud loud guy we adore(Is my amp too high?)No, turn it up moreSo Grey in the back sipping 'gnac can hearHe's knocking down the shots like Bill LaimbeerSend home the locksmith, Green's got keysTo unlock the rock in the act, if you pleaseNow open the gatesGive Blue the bassAnd jiggle your badiggle all over the placeWe're in the mini mallWorking the carnivalWe like to play it allWelcome to Tally HallWe're in the mini mallWorking the carnivalWe like to play it allWelcome to Tally HallCan I get a clickFlick off the switchAnd we'll ignite the night in pitchSing songs you like to hearAnd the world will disappearThen we'll be glowing in the darkLighting up the parkRevealing that the Hall is the place that aims to pleaseWith unpredictable games and antiquitiesThe collectables so delectableThe unreliable style's undetectableLike I might rap like an English chapTake you by the knickers and I'll bum your slapYou didn't think we had the gallWell bloody welcome to Tally HallWe're stereosonicWe're animatronicWe're rocking with the robo-electronic EbonicsA quick distractionA mechanic attractionGot a penny in your pocket for the slotRockHey ho, don't you knowIt's a good old-fashioned puppet showThat's right quite the setWe're the marionette quintetWe think we're playing in a bandBut we'd love to give you all a hand(Woo)We're in the mini mallWorking the carnivalWe like to play it allWelcome to Tally HallWe think we're playing in a bandBut we'd love to give you all a handWe think we're playing in a bandBut we'd love to give you all a handWe think we're playing in a bandBut we'd love to give you all a hand

*me waiting to see what chaos unfolds*

NO BOOPS HOW ABOUT BLEPS

yes all the time

#answered #Tally hall

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ambrosesystem · 1 month

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FUCK

Welcome to Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum Known from Coast to Coast like butter and toast From headlines to bread lines From school rooms to pool rooms No other place in the contiguous United States Or other environments of the world Welcome!

Can I get a T? ("T") And if you hit me with the A-L-L-Y Then you'd see why The Hall is here for y'all The mini-mall is calling us all in So kids, pack up your mom's car Back up the Windstar Kick it in drive and arrive at the mega mart Slide the side hatch with pride 'cause your ties match On booty duty like your name was Eddie Thatch

W-W-T-H-D We like to kick it at the university But all work and no play makes us crazy So we jump in the bumping SUV Hit the street, get the sweet tunes on Do a donut on your mama's front lawn And sooner than you know You found the rock 'n roll show At the Tizzy Hizzy we'll be gone

We're in the mini-mall Working the carnival We like to play it all Welcome to Tally Hall

Who's to blame? The automated players, I proclaim Yellow tie, this suave fellow writes Heterophonic tunes of how love bites Red, the proud loud guy we adore

"Is my amp too high?" "No, turn it up more!" So Grey in the back, sippin' 'gnac, can hear He's knockin' down the shots like Bill Laimbeer Send home the locksmith, Green's got keys To unlock the rock in the act if you please Now open the case, give Blue the bass And jiggle your boodiggle all over the place

We're in the mini-mall Working the carnival We like to play it all Welcome to Tally Hall

Can I get a click? Flick off the switch And we'll ignite the night in pitch Singing songs you like to hear And the world will disappear

Then we'll be glowing in the dark Lighting up the park Revealing that the Hall is the place that aims to please With unpredictable games and antiquities The collectibles, so delectable The unreliable style's undetectable

Like I might rap like an English chap Take you by the knickers and I'll bum you'll slap You didn't think we had the gall Well, bloody welcome to Tally Hall!

We're stereosonic, we're animatronic We're rappin' with the robo-electronic ebonics A quick distraction, a mechanic attraction Got a penny in your pocket for the slot Rock!

Hey, ho, don't cha know? It's a good old-fashioned puppet show! That's right, quite the set We're the marionette quintet We think we're playing in a band We'd love to give you all a hand Woo!

We're in the mini-mall Working the carnival We like to play it all Welcome to Tally Hall

We think we're playing in a band We'd love to give you all a hand We think we're playing in a band (yarrgh!) We'd love to give you all a hand We think we're playing in a band (aargh!) We'd love to give you all a hand!

#eli is rambling

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songedunenuitdete · 5 months

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The Cursed de Harper L. Woods

Mon avis : Il s’agit de la suite de The Coven. Après avoir lu ce tome 2, voilà ce qui me vient tout de suite à l’esprit en resongeant à l’histoire : Une lecture violente, addictive, sensuelle et amorale qui a su me faire frémir de la tête aux pieds., mais surtout qui m’a tenue éveillée jusqu’à la fin. Nous sommes clairement dans une sorte de dark romantasy où les limites du consentement sont…

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saintmeghanmarkle · 3 months

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H&M accused of 'trying to buy public respect' by u/wordscapesx

H&M accused of 'trying to buy public respect' If a dupe let me know and I'll remove.https://ift.tt/OKsrUp8 and Meghan blasted by a royal expert who claimed the couple are trying to buy the public's respect through good PR and "collecting trophies for their mantle".Pretty much hits the nail on the head. Below another piece along the same lines titled "FROM WAR HERO TO FAME CHASER: PRINCE HARRY ROASTED FOR 'LEAVING A LIFE OF SERVICE' TO LIVE IT UP IN HOLLYWOOD"https://ift.tt/oHwhpi0 post link: https://ift.tt/qF0Isnh author: wordscapesx submitted: July 02, 2024 at 06:26PM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit disclaimer: all views + opinions expressed by the author of this post, as well as any comments and reblogs, are solely the author's own; they do not necessarily reflect the views of the administrator of this Tumblr blog. For entertainment only.

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enkhanthor · 1 year

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Genesis Enkhanthor - The Version of my witch in the Genesis Age - Legacy History Challenge

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sleidog · 1 year

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Learn about my OCs! Post #4 Tai

Stinky necromancer time

[ Name ] Taibhseil/Tai/Master Tai

[ Species ] Sylvari

[ Height ] 5'8"

[ Age ] Unknown, est. 21~ [actually over 400]

[ Class ] Harbinger/Mesmer

[ Cycle ] Unknown

[ Gender ] Nonbinary, he/they

[ Status ] Widower; single

[ Orientation ] Pansexual

Tai is a presumed secondborn sylvari and the current leader of the Maguuma branch of the Necromantic order, a league of necromancers who govern younger practitioners of this sensitive class.

Despite his position of power, Tai modestly resides within the Grove, mentoring young sprouts on the uses and dangers of necromancy. Most noteably, he has taught Ruisehart, a practicing funeral director/mortician specializing in sylvari. Tai also has an assistant who can usually be seen with them, Molltaire, a sylvari of dubious origin, suspected of being a nightmare courtier spy.

[ P e r s o n a l I t y ]

Tai is sly and cunning with an extremely sharp wit. While they are extremely effective at what they do, if something doesn't go to plan they can become quick to anger and blame or punish subordinates for their own shortcomings.

Tai can be particularly grating to be around, even for those who can tolerate his holier than thou attitude; Tai is extremely particular about his work and living space and nothing can be out of place, this is often a point of argument with their live-in assistant. Tai's general thirst for knowledge and conquest leaves them to become bored with anyone who Tai deems too 'easy' or simple-minded to stimulate their senses.

[ L i k e s & D i s l i k e s ]

✔ Quiet ✔ order/tidiness ✔ Mental stimulation ✖ Narrowmindedness ✖ Lack of ambition ✖ Small talk

[ H o b b i e s ] • Reading • Research [particular focus on anatomy of other races] • collecting old ascalonian artifacts and old world tech [ S t a t i s t i c s ]

[ A b i l i t i e s ]

Shroud; Like most Necromancers, Tai has the ability to step into the shroud and gain a second wind in particularly taxing battles that go for the long play. While in shroud his powers are enhanced and their body is covered in a thick black mist with an eerie sickly green glow. Within the shroud, Tai's body appears slightly larger and less lean, the suggestion of spikes from Tai's head down along their back are also present in the mist.

Soul harvesting; Tai's primary staff is outfitted with a set of runestones set into the eyes of the skull topping it that can pull the soul from a body at the point of death. Tai can manipulate these souls to a point; usually he will used the lifeforce of the soul to amp up their shroud, or provide more lifeforce to a minion. Souls used in this way can never be recovered if Tai is knocked out of their shroud form or the minion using the soul's lifeforce is killed [breaking his resolve however will release the soul!]. One caveat to this skill; Tai can never manipulate more souls than his own power can handle, causing the staff to become basically useless. The runestones themselves are harvested from two Dragon Champions, one from Zhaitan and one from Mordremoth.

Minions; Tai has the basic Necromancer ability to summon and create minions from composite parts. Tai in particular prefers the use of shadow fiends and flesh golems, though he does keep two shambling horrors in his home as 'pets'. His minions resemble the GW1 meshes more than the GW2 meshes.

Mesmer disguise; Tai predates the defeat of abbadon, keeping a sliver of his dual class. This primarily allows them to assume a disguise, providing Tai has already seen the person or creature he's disguising himself as at least once. The details of such transformation are entirely reliant on Tai's memory, and as such may not be as accurate as a fully fledged mesmer's illusions.

Old world knowledge; Having lived through it, Tai has fantastic recollection of events even missing or redacted from history books.

[ T r i v i a ] • Tai's staff isn't his only living weapon; they also have a living axe called Vassago, which is alive yet less sentient than their staff.

• Tai's choice in clothing is surprising to other secondborn and firstborn sylvari, as they have a preference towards human made clothing.

• In dim light, Tai's body can be seen to have a pale glow throughout that pulses similarly to a regular sylvari; though for Tai in particular, this 'internal' glow is separate to the glow on their skin. In particularly dark areas, Tai's skeletal and organ structure can be seen blotting out the glow from within them.

• Tai predates the supposed first sylvari by a few centuries, having been part of the original tree that left the seeds that later grew the Pale Tree. The other sylvari from Tai's tree are presumed dead or worse, twisted into Mordrem minions.

• Tai has two long tendrils that grow from their collarbone and drape down over their back. These incredibly prehensile appendages are often used to hold or examine items while Tai keeps their hands free for combat.

• The sprouts protruding from Tai's eyebrow area are capable of expressing emotion to a degree by how slack or alert they are.

#gw2 #gw2 art #sylvari #sleiart #taibhseil #ocs #worldbuilding #long post

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57, 43, 35, 32, 22, 14, 12, 10, 7, 3, 2 Matthias. Give me ur secrets gayboy

well FUCK OKAY

2. How loosely or strictly do they use the word ‘friend’?

It's a bit of a tossup, honestly. Matthias _wants_ to have friends, wants to make friends, but his anxieties and trauma make it so difficult to get close to or trust people. He's getting better, with time, and if he has someone with him to help ease his agoraphobia, he's more open to new people, but generally right now he's in "Polite but Nervous" territory, and people are Scary.

Suffice to say: He's a little strict, but it's a matter of getting him to relax and not be scared.

3. How often do they show their genuine emotions to others versus just the audience knowing?

Matthias is a very open book with his emotions or facial expressions. Not because he chooses to be, but because he's incapable of actually hiding or lying. It's something he actually wishes he were better at hiding, because if he's bothered by anything it's immediately apparent. Something something, he'd like to feel he's able to keep his privacy, but he can't.

7. What would you (mun) yell in the middle of a crowd to find them? What would their best friend and/or romantic partner yell?

UNfortunately Matthias is very simple. He hears his name and you immediately have his attention. I just gotta shout Matthias. Friends and others can also shout 'Tias'.

10. What fact do they excitedly tell everyone about at every opportunity?

Oh my god this is tough. Right now, immediately, it isn't really anything. Still figuring out his interests and hobbies, himself, and then actually getting comfortable enough to share? Difficult.

He DOES eventually get really, really excited about historical paintings and texts. Specifically books, restorations, obscure copies and prints of books. NOt that he necessarily collects them (for....obvious Thrall reasons), but that he enjoys studying them, exmanining them, getting to pick them apart and put them back together carefully to make them last for a little longer.

He and Memoir get along great there :>

12. What’s something that makes them laugh every single time? Be specific!

I was about to say I don't know but then I realized after The Chop, whenever Decimal does step into Network and the house messes with him? Matthias does, in fact, find it a little amusing. (Because he can tell Decimal isn't bothered by it) And I can only assume Network, upon realizing it makes Matthias-so-Curious laugh? She's going to amp up the shenanigans tenfold.

14. How do they put out a candle?

Three fingers to snuff the flame. He wears gloves so the heat is gone before it burns. Though, even without gloves he'd still do this.

22. What simple activity that most people do / can do scares your character?

Go outside.

Matthias has a rather severe case of agoraphobia, turns out. It's greatly lessened when he's with someone, and with both Decimal and Hugh making a point to pull him out of Network once a week to walk around town, he is getting a better handle on it, and seeing the entirety of Halloweentown as a safe place/home-like.

Going to Requiem was an *extreme* test of his nerves, initially. Because of that fear- but then he entered the city and it just. It was SAFE. It felt like HOME. And his phobia couldn't grip him like it did in the town. But hoo boy getting there was. A time for him.

32. If they committed one petty crime / misdemeanor, what would it be? Why?

is biting someone a petty crime.

35. What is the smallest, morally questionable choice they’ve made?

Hell that's a tough one. Unsure, honestly. Matthias tries very hard to be a Good Bean.

Prrrrrrrobably choosing to put trust in Decimal, lbr.

43. What do they commonly misinterpret because of their own upbringing / environment / biases? How do they respond when realizing the misunderstanding?

Gifts do not require repayment. There is no ulterior motive or reason. And the gift is yours to keep.

It's a mentality he's working to break, but there's a key point he's gotta hit to do that. But learning that people give without expecting something in return is something that still throws him for a loop. Because Keays always expected something of him.

57. What’s a simple daily activity / motion that they mess up often?

Writing! He has some of the muscle memory of being able to write, but between a bad dominant hand and lack of practice for two years, he's actually kind of Bad At It. He's getting better, and learning to use his left hand, but for a time his writing is gonna be illegible.

#poke hex #whirlwindwonderland #matthias oleande

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cowboyfleshlight · 1 year

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Welcome to Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum

Known from coast to coast like butter and toast

From headlines to bedlines

From school rooms to pool rooms

No other place in the contiguous United States

Or other environments of the world

Welcome

Can I get a T? (T)

And if you hit me with the A-L-L-Y

Then you'd see why

The Hall is here for y'all

The mini mall is calling us all in

So kids pack up your mom's car

Back up the Windstar

Kick it in drive and arrive at the mega mart

Slide the side hatch with pride 'cause your ties match

On booty duty like your name was Eddy Thatch

W-W-T-H-D

We like to kick it at the university

But all work and no play makes us crazy

So, we jump in the bumping SUV

Hit the street get the sweet tunes on

Do a donut on your mama's front lawn

And sooner than you know

You've found the rock 'n' roll show

At the Tizzy Hizzy we'll be gone

We're in the mini mall

Working the carnival

We like to play it all

Welcome to Tally Hall

The automated players, I proclaim

Yellow tie, this suave fellow writes

Heterophonic tunes of how love bites

Red the proud loud guy we adore

(Is my amp too high?)

No, turn it up more

So Grey in the back sipping 'gnac can hear

He's knocking down the shots like Bill Laimbeer

Send home the locksmith, Green's got keys

To unlock the rock in the act, if you please

Now open the gates

Give Blue the bass

And jiggle your badiggle all over the place

We're in the mini mall

Working the carnival

We like to play it all

Welcome to Tally Hall

We're in the mini mall

Working the carnival

We like to play it all

Welcome to Tally Hall

Can I get a click

Flick off the switch

And we'll ignite the night in pitch

Sing songs you like to hear

And the world will disappear

Then we'll be glowing in the dark

Lighting up the park

Revealing that the Hall is the place that aims to please

With unpredictable games and antiquities

The collectables so delectable

The unreliable style's undetectable

Like I might rap like an English chap

Take you by the knickers and I'll bum your slap

You didn't think we had the gall

Well bloody welcome to Tally Hall

We're stereosonic

We're animatronic

We're rocking with the robo-electronic Ebonics

A quick distraction

A mechanic attraction

Got a penny in your pocket for the slot

Rock

Hey ho, don't you know

It's a good old-fashioned puppet show

That's right quite the set

We're the marionette quintet

We think we're playing in a band

But we'd love to give you all a hand

(Woo)

We're in the mini mall

Working the carnival

We like to play it all

Welcome to Tally Hall

We think we're playing in a band

But we'd love to give you all a hand

We think we're playing in a band

But we'd love to give you all a hand

We think we're playing in a band

But we'd love to give you all a hand

#long post #tally hall #lyrics #theres no true reason to this post #this has just been looping in. my head for days

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