Welcome mayors!
I haven't seen a competition for AC, so here you go. This is going to start with preliminary rounds of 6 characters each. These will include both villagers and special characters, like Tom Nook or Isabelle. I'll be including old characters who weren't in New Horizons, like Joan and Tortimer.
In the prelims, the top two from each poll will move on to the next round.
Propaganda is encouraged, but please no death threats or anything super violent. This is supposed to be fun.
I'm in the process of organizing the opening polls and gathering photos, but I don't mind starting this in a few days. Please reblog so we can have a better turn out.
Thanks!
Winners:
3/6/23 - Prelims Round 1:
- Big sister: Muffy (51.5%), Ursala (16.5%)
- Cranky: Dobie (53.8%), Avery (18.8%)
- Jock: Roald (32.6%), Genji (27.4%)
- Lazy: Bob (42.1%), Sherb (27.4%)
- Normal: Gladys (25.6%), Margie (24.4%)
- Peppy: Flora (33.9%), Carmen (19.1%)
- Smug: Julian (35%), Pietro (26.5%)
- Snooty: Diana (56.3%), Opal (12.6%)
- Special: Rover (33.1%), Niko (20%)
3/7/23 - Prelims Round 2:
- Big sister: Phoebe (37%), Agnes (31.5%)
- Cranky: Walt (39.6%), Hopper (25%)
- Jock: Dom (50%), Ribbot (24.1%)
- Lazy: Stitches (46.4%), Felyne (16.1%)
- Normal: Coco (42.9%), Lily (23.2%)
- Peppy: Sprinkle (62.3%), Anabelle (11.3%)
- Smug: Zell (47.5%), Colton (16.4%)
- Snooty: Judy (38.7%), Olivia (27.4%)
- Special: Blanca (40.9%), Wardell (19.3%)
3/8/23 - Prelims Round 3:
- Big sister: Cherry (43.9%), Deirdre (15.9%)
- Cranky: Bruce (50%), Cyd (23.7%)
- Jock: Tank (34.2%), Kevin (32.9%)
- Lazy: Zucker (41.7%), Hornsby (19.4%)
- Normal: Merengue (42.7%), Molly (29.2%)
- Peppy: Rosie (34.7%), Chai (18.7%)
- Smug: Kidd (38.7%), Leopold (14.7%)
- Snooty: Mint (44%), Baabara (30.7%)
- Special: Mr. Resetti (27.6%), C.J. (25%)
3/9/23 - Prelims Round 4:
- Big sister: Fucsia (43.7%), Hazel (17.2%)
- Cranky: Apollo (38.2%), Roscoe (20.6%)
- Jock: Scoot (37.9%), Hamlet (21.2%)
- Lazy: Punchy (42.9%), Beau (30.2%)
- Normal: Fauna (37.1%), Lolly (27.8%)
- Peppy: Bunnie (55.7%), Piper (21.4%)
- Smug: Marshal (60.3%), Henry (15.9%)
- Snooty: Julia (28.8%), Purrl (24.2%)
- Special: Flick (40.6%), Mabel (24%)
3/10/23 - Prelims Round 5:
- Cranky: Grizzly (28.6%), Elvis (20%)
- Jock: Kid Cat (51.6%), Tad (21.9%)
- Lazy: Sasha (46.5%), Filbert (23.3%)
- Normal: Vesta (38%), Gayle (23.9%)
- Peppy: Tangy (45%), Cookie (17.5%)
- Smug: Raymond (38%), Shep (23%)
- Snooty: Tipper (34.3%), Gloria (27.1%)
- Special: Tom Nook (29.8%), Katie (28.7%)
3/11/23 - Prelims Round 6:
- Cranky: Rolf (52.3%), Wart Jr. (15.4%)
- Jock: Ace (25%), Boots (23.2%)
- Lazy: TBA (25.4%), Jeremiah (25.4%)
- Normal: Maple (53.7%), Pekoe (26.3%)
- Peppy: Ketchup (41.8%), Merry (35.8%)
- Smug: Chadder (44.1%), Kyle (33.9%)
- Snooty: Ankha (38.4%), Whitney (28.8%)
- Special: Pascal (27.5%), Reese (21.2%)
Top 2: Jeremiah vs. Dizzy vs. Raddle
3/12/23 - Prelims Round 7:
- Cranky: Octavian (40.4%), Groucho (28.1%)
- Jock: Teddy (50.6%), Tybalt (16.9%)
- Lazy: Erik (57%), Walker (15%)
- Normal: Marina (60.2%), Sally (18.1%)
- Peppy: Audie (47.6%), Chrissy (21.9%)
- Snooty: Petri (42.1%), Portia (23.7%)
- Special: Celeste (56.7%), K.K. Slider (20.4%)
3/13/23 - Prelims Round 8:
- Cranky: Butch (41.3%), Lobo (27.2%)
- Jock: Antonio (32.9%), Drift (19.2%)
- Lazy: Bones (58.9%), Cole (22.2%)
- Normal: Nan (31.7%), Maggie (25%)
- Peppy: Shino (51.9%), Pinky (14.4%)
- Snooty: Mathilda (34.4%), Amelia (19.7%)
- Special: Blathers (41%), Brewster (27.7%)
3/14/23 - Prelims Round 9:
- Cranky: Wolfgang (38%), Kabuki (29.3%)
- Jock: Bam (43.8%), Snake (16.9%)
- Lazy: Cranston (25%), Elmer (21.4%)
- Normal: Ione (30.6%), Kiki (28.8%)
- Peppy: Ruby (33%), Bianca (26.6%)
- Snooty: Eloise (33.3%), Tasha (21.2%)
- Special: Jack (30.4%), Timmy & Tommy (27%)
3/15/23 - Prelims Round 10:
- Lazy: Lucky (64.8%), Wade (15.9%)
- Normal: Tia (50.6%), Daisy (19%)
- Special: Sable (32.6%), Isabelle (28.3%)
3/16/23 - Prelims Round 11:
- 11A: Rudy (46.5%), Jingle (18.3%)
- 11B: Tortimer (36.8%), Pashmina (35.3%)
- 11C: Fang (51%), Freya (26.5%)
- 11D: Étoile (47.8%), Chief (19.4%)
- 11E: Goldie (48.2%), Blanche (24.6%)
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This is gonna be the pinned post where I list all the polls as they go up! So it's gonna change! Give me a minute if im slow to update this post because I'm BUSY. I have THINGS TO DO.
Shitty tournament diagram pls enjoy my terrible handwriting.
Active polls:
Round 2:
Shino v Bruce
Chief v Audie
Amelia v Sunny
Meow v Apollo
Pierre v Walt
Vesta v Bob
Butch v Coco
Bam v Beau
Kabuki v Lolly
Kitty v Ankha
Tangy v Purrl
Willow v Bow
Petri v Molly
Sasha v Shep
Fauna v Lopez
Sherb v Chevre
Skye v Kyle
Marshal v Cheri
Etoile v Pietro
Olivia v Marina
Agnus v Pekoe
Gayle v Roald
Goldie v Whitney
Merengue v Margie
Dotty v Judy
Muffy v Cherry
Sprinkle v Chai
Stitches v Rosie
Punchy v Diana
Cephalobot v Lily
Ketchup v Lucky
Gladys v Maple
Completed polls:
Round 1:
Nindori, Wolfgang, Marshal, Hans, Epona, Frita, Ed, Eugene, Ace
Croque, Drift, Bertha, Ankha, Eunice, Bonbon, Hopkins, Diva, Leopold
Ozzie, Analog, Anicotti, Roscoe, Stitches, Cranston, Kiki, Megan, Boris
Megumi, Pancetti, Drake, Zucker, Etoile, Ione, Gen, W. Link, Deena
Rizzo, Pecan, Leonardo, Hugh, Alice, Henry, Chai, Cyrano, Curlos
Flurry, Vivian, Genji, Fang, Kit, Wendy, Azalea, Tammy, Beau
Tasha, Pango, Sprinkle, Kidd, Egbert, Barold, Lobo, Del, Pate
Mott, Peck, Robin, Margie, Chops, Hippeux, Big Top, Flip, Annalisa
Woolio, Rodeo, Rodney, Lulu, Nate, Eloise, Bam, Beardo, Cleo
Inkwell, Paula, Sheldon, Shep, Lucha, Sandy, Jeremiah, Bill, Benedict
Mint, Elmer, Tia, Dobie, Lucy, Betty, Goose, Sasha, Muffy
Sue E, Stu, Petunia, Lyman, Bella, Gloria, Doc, Bruce, Jane
Rolf, Sylvana, Melba, Tammi, Lionel, Murphy, Frett, Samson, Coco
Cupcake, Limberg, Fruity, Dotty, Iggly, Bluebear, Louie, Annalise, Olivia
Vladimir, Rudy, Sven, Shoukichi, Liz, Purrl, Holden, Moe, Dozer
Angus, Broccolo, Blaire, Dizzy, Jay, Frobert, Norma, Lucky, Renee
Tex, Violet, Skye, Sly, Medli, Otis, Kody, Reneigh, Graham
Nosegay, Maddie, Quillson, Shari, Teddy, Sunny, Sally/Hazel, Walker, Snake
Nan, Peaches, Madam Rosa, Lily, Dora, Freya, Cole, Iggy, Bettina
Shino, Spork/Crackle, Scoot, Pompom, Flossie, Knox, Dom, Frank, Anabelle
Pashmina, Piper, Octavian, Lolly, Drago, Bree, Bessie, Alli, Benjamin
Sherb, Tutu, Rooney, Rocket, Diana, Pinky, Curly, Mitzi, Admiral
Tucker, Velma, Sterling, Nibbles, Baabara, Flash, Champ, Joey, Chief
Stella, Wade, Punchy, Poko, Ike, Pierce, Aurora, Boyd, Canberra
Puck, T-bone, Opal, Mallary, Bob, Hank, Blanche, Cyd, Axel
Ketchup, Kevin, Monique, Francine, Astrid, Bitty, Antonio, Hamphrey, Becky
Klaus, Meow, Hector, Hamlet, Belle, Filly, Clay, Emerald, Cobb
Plucky, Valise, Mathilda, Mac, Cephalobot, Ken, Carrot, Filbert, Claude
Victoria, Willow, Zoe, Ursala, Moose, Olaf, Grizzly, Gwen, Chico
Marty, Phoebe, Maelle, Keaton, Freckles, Katt, Carmen, Judy, Cece
Savannah, Poncho, Stinky, Gayle, Billy, Elise, Bangle, Bud, Avery
Truffles, Zell, Tabby, Shinabiru, Petri, Ricky, Maggie, Raddle, Flora
Prince, Tybalt, Vesta, Patricia, Chow, Nana, Chevre, Gonzo, Chadder
Oxford, Jitters, Peanut, Jacques, Felyne, Aziz, Claudia, Apple, Apollo
Miranda, Molly, Tom, Marcel, Clara, Harry, Bones, Maple, Cesar
Quetzal, Whitney, Winnie, Joe, Ganon, Patty, Bea, Mira, Groucho
Ribbot, Sparro, Ruby, Midge, Biff, Marina, Anchovy, Papi, Camofrog
Quinn, Pierre, Spike, Merry, Gladys, June, Gruff, Olive, Carmen
Paolo, Lulu, Vic, Juubei, Lopez, Gala, Deidre, Elvis, Gabi
Sprocket, Static, Marcie, Marlo, Goldie, Julian, Felicity, Huggy, Ellie
Rowan, Viche, Twiggy, Greta, Puddles, Penny, Cally/Sally, Bow, Chuck
Penelope, Slyvia, Pekoe, Peewee, Fuschia, Leigh, Jambette, Masa, Boots
Simon, Weldon, Queenie, Kitty, Curt, Amelia, Agent S, Pigleg, Alfonso
Rocco, Toby, Tiansheng, Rhoda, Hambo, Naomi, Bunnie, Hazel, Audie
Rollo, Yodel, Kyle, Tipper, Flo, Kabuki, Candi, Colton, Broffina
Tiffany, Weber, Gaston, Chelsea, Elina, Bubbles, Boone, Buzz, Agnes
Peggy, O'Hare, Yuka, Monty, Chester, Cookie, Celia, Koharu, Butch
Sydney, Rory, Wart Jr., Pudge, Kid Cat, Merengue, Fauna, Pippy, Cube
Rex, Timbra, Tank, Rasher, Cheri, Faith, Ava, Huck, Chabwick
Poppy, Roswell, Pietro, Phil, Hopper, Kitt, Clyde, Erik, Boomer
Twirp, Rod, Rosie, Rhonda, Rio, Portia, Julia, Coach, Cousteau
Tangy, Tarou, Tad, Hornsby, Daisy, Deli, Buck, Chrissy, Al
Rilla, Snooty, Marcy, Cherry, Biskit, Carrie, Bianca, Caroline/Bliss, Aisle
Soleil, Tiara, Roald, Jakey/Jacob, Friga, Gigi, Charlise, Derwin, Cashmere
Raymond, Walt
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‘Sloppy Segundos:’ Bachelor in Paradise Takeaways
It was quite the adventure trying to watch this episode. The power in my house went out due to a lightning storm as Tia (the first person to walk into Paradise) walked down to the beach. The next day, I drove an hour away and forgot my laptop charger. I took a bus to my friend’s apartment and borrowed her charger, but I later realized it didn’t fit. Then on Wednesday I went to the Apple store and spent $86 on a new charger, and later watched the episode that night. Moral of the story here is never give up on your dreams.
Maybe it was the anticipation, but this episode was just what I needed in my life. I’d like to personally thank Nick aka Draco Malfoy in a swimsuit for being the quality TV I knew he could be. My blog title is dedicated to you.
I’d also like to thank Nick for PERSONALLY taking the time to send me a picture of him as a baby to show the condition that made his eyes droopy as a kid, which sometimes shows up when he’s drunk....I mean tired.
Nick was a total mess the first night in Paradise, which is impressive considering there were alcohol limitations. Leave it to the lawyer to find a loophole. What I love about Nick is he’s clearly intelligent enough to pass the bar but he still belly flops into the pool after striking out with Chelsea.
#sendit
Whoops, I didn’t mean for this to become a Nick appreciation post. My bad. Also, Nick, if you see this, please don’t block me. I’m a harmless stan.
Back to my original topic: Connections In Paradise.
Here are some love connections that formed on the first episode.
Tia and Chris: Tia got the first date card of the season. She took Chris for some reason unbeknownst to me. By the end of the date, she was like “Colton, who?” but that lasted two whole seconds.
Tia and Colton: Colton arrived the next day in Paradise and asked Tia out on a date after speaking to every girl in Paradise EXCEPT for her. That seems like a produced move to me. I’m still not convinced he’s actually into her.
Girl.
Grocery Store Joe and Kendall: Joe was putting in WORK on Kendall. I didn’t know the guy had it in him. He even sat through Kendall talking about going on picnics in cemeteries and kept a straight face the entire time. He also admitted to seeing a dead body, so like, he can see Thestrals and sh*t. (How many Harry Potter references can I put in this blog post challenge.) I need them to be an actual couple. Please and thank you.
Annaliese and Jordan: Jordan called Annaliese a “little flower” and this was my reaction: “Awww/ahahhaha.”
Eric and feet: I kid you not, this man was in Paradise for two whole minutes and talked about Tia’s feet twice. Sing it with me, people: “This is why- This is why- This is why you’re single.”
Krystal and Kevin: Kevin aggressively grabbed Krystal and made out with her on the daybed. It was kinda hot. They could be a cute fit couple who works out on the beach together. Krystal was the villain on Arie’s season but she is low-key the funniest person in Paradise. This is her redemption season.
Venmo John and Annaliese: So there was a BRIEF clip of John making out with someone and I’m convinced it was Annaliese. Be still, Jordan’s broken heart. Also John’s intro clip was of him counting Monopoly money, which is funny to me, but I also don’t fully get it. I mean, he probably has money but I don’t think he’s loaded? Pls explain.
Nick, Jordan and Chris: This is the bromance of Episode 1. Some might think the leader is Chris, but it’s actually Nick, aka Draco Malfoy in a swimsuit. I would say Jordan and Chris are Crabbe and Goyle, but Jordan is actually smart and I don’t feel like hearing Chris complain about me “fat shaming” him because he used to be 300 pounds before he went through puberty or whatever.
Nick aka Malfoy in a swimsuit: So it's true, then. What they're saying on the train. Harry Potter Colton Underwood has come to Hogwarts Paradise.
Jenna Cooper and every guy ever: I’m convinced Jenna is going to walk into Paradise next episode and every guy will want to go after her. She’s Danielle Lombard-hot, but like, I understand the hype around her. Plus, her mannerisms remind me of my college roommate.
Other connections I forgot about: Sorry but the above connections are the only ones apparently worthy of remembering. I’m sure I will forget about some of these relationships by next week anyway.
I’m going to be honest: I can’t make any promises that I will post full episode-by-episode recaps for Bachelor In Paradise.
Much like the contestants on this show, I’m afraid of commitment. I’d rather sit here with one foot in and one foot out, and do what I want at my leisure.
And with that said: “This is why- This is why- This is why I’m single.”
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