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fatuismooches · 9 months
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I'M GIGGLING SO HARD LOOKIGN AT WHAT I CAUSED JUST BY SAYING YOU NEED TO WASH DOTTORE😭😭
But this also gave me a brainrot aboit bathing with harbingers
YES PANTALONE IS A RICH BASTARD and uses tons of skin and hair caring products. He enjoys being taken care of and will do the same in return, that's a fair exchange. Just wash his hair and listen to him complaining about his co-workers asking for budget raise for 10th time this month I think he's very stressed and tired by the end of the day, he might even doze off right in bath, since it's warm here and you gently stroke his hair (he looks cute-but wake him up please or he'll end up with sore neck)
Columbina gives me vibe of a person, who uses a lot of silly stuff, like bath bombs or salt. She's playful and will splash you, which will turn into a war with water being all over the floor (poor people who'll have to clean it up..). She's another one to possibly fall asleep in bathtub, so wake her up too. She also sings in shower
We should stop slandering only Dottore, bc Childe is also a type of person to give you a biiig hug, while covered in blood. But, well, he's easier to get to wash himself. Like Bina, he's also playful and will summon small water animals to entertain both of you (he will create a small narval and gently bup it on your nose... Before breaking it, so you'll have water over your face, bc you're so adorable when flushed!! You're allowed to splash him for this)
I think Sandrone forgets about bathing, drowned in her work and if you invite her, Sandrone will say she'll take a quick shower to return to her work. Please convince her to come with you, she needs rest. In bathtub, all of her thoughts are about unfinished projects :(
YEA STINKYTTORE IS SOMETHING ELSE 😭😭💀 AND OMG THANK YOU FOR THESE BRAINROTS💖💖💖
Hehe YES it's obvious Pantalone only uses the most exquisite, high-end products (have you seen his hair? absolutely LUSCIOUS) He probably made a deal with the company to have the stuff delivered to him regularly so he doesn't need to keep buying it lol, but YES he lovesss to pamper you but he also adores being pampered in return. But you gotta make sure you're a pro at it, don't tug or pull on his hair too roughly, be gentle when washing him, you know what I mean. Make sure to sympathize with him and be very soft as he complains to you about how that doctor is using up his funds with no progress. Make sure to give him lots of kisses when he decides the perfect napping place is laying on your chest in the middle of the big af bath tub 😭 (Also get him out of there because a sore Pantalone is a grumpy Pantalone) But he'd also be the kind of guy to be romantic as hell and put candles around the bath and have a book to read in there too :3
AND OMFGG 100% AGREE ON COLUMBINA SHE LOVES TO DO STUFF LIKE THAT. You two always try out new things to put in the bath, I feel like she's really one of those self-care people so your skin is gonna be ultra soft. Though she is extra silly and loves to set you up for literal ATTACKS by her (throw the rubber duckies at her pls) And yea she can fall asleep literally anywhere so try your best to get her out 😭 OMG the singing in the shower😭😭 I love her she definitely gets the best song ideas in there with you... it's brainstorm time
I HATE TO SAY IT BUT YOU'RE 100% RIGHT ON CHILDE...😭😭 Bro comes back after destroying multiple Hilichurl and Treasure Hoarder camps and is ready to hug you to death... baby i love u but CLEAN UP FIRST. But at least he actually loves the baths/the water in general so it's actually quite fun (you're just sad for the person who needs to wash his clothes 💀) He's actually so cute after a shower because his hair is all damp but then you get to see it fluff up back to life with that long ahoge 😭 He's also extra cuddly and won't let go of you <3
SANDRONE BABY NO... get her robots to turn against her. Don't let her leave until she's had a long, warm bath. Her mind will still probably drift to her robots and incomplete puppets... but give her a really good scrub and wash (she won't admit it but she feels way better after working nonstop) (she dives back right into working nonstop again though) Though i feel like she secretly likes to be pampered, lol she doesn't even walk by herself, her robot carries her. So though she doesn't express her gratitude much verbally she is thankful deep down.
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1800-page-not-found · 9 months
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Being drunk and complaining how you think your bf/gf is prettier than you (genshin men+women x fem reader) PART 3
ITS THE HARBINGERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Not doing scaramouche cuz i already did in part 2
Dottore, Columbina, Sandrone x reader (seperate)
TW: implied unhealthy relationship (for dottore bc that man does not treat anyone like a human being, i have mixed feelings about that guy), and id like to state that i do NOT support toxic relationships.
Making another part for the other harbingers bc im really sleepy rn and I just wanna give you guys something because I havent posted in a long time.
The next part contains Pantalone, Tartaglia, Arlecchino x reader (seperate)
Maybe i'll do Signora, Pierro, and Capatino? but Capatino wears a mask??? wtv lol
Please note that you may not like "[name]"s personality, as it may differ from yours.
You had met Zandik when he was a scholar at the Akademiya, before he was expelled for his crimes and immoral acts. Fortunately, unlike the last girl who had fancied him, Sohreh, he did not mutilate your body, because somehow in that rather small and close to non existing heart of his, was you.
But unfortunately, you could not escape his unhinged mindset. You relied too much on the Akasha System. When he did get expelled, you followed with him. After all, thats what the Akasha showed which was best for you. Hundreds of years went by, and he became a powerful harbinger. He still gave you freedom, to some extent. So how did you wind up at his office, crying and drunk?
"Zandik" You cried.
You were ultimately weak in the mind due to your heavy dependency that Dottore had created for you. He smiled as you cried into his shoulder, dampening his clothes.
"Yes dear? What happened for you to come crying to me?" He was your white knight.
You quickly learned that somehow, dottore would always save you, relieving you of your agony. Like he did with the ruin machines when they found Sohreh's body.
"O-one of your clones said you didn't love me and you had another woman…" you hiccup in between your words.
"My dear, do not fret, there are no other women in my life besides you. Why would I require someone else? Those clones can be quite troublesome, and not all of them are friendly. I apologize for their behavior." He soothed you, patting your back. 'Yes, yes...let it all out,' he thought. His clones were doing well, their original sole purpose was to create insecurities and confusion in your mind.
"But-But, I'm not even that pretty, even you're prettier than me! Theres plenty of women who are better than me-what if you dont love me one day?" You mumble, your head still lying on his shoulder.
"Darling, I have to say, I am surprised by your irrational behavior. My affection for you is undeniable, and the fact that you would suggest otherwise is quite hurtful..." Your eyes widened.
Oh, how could you hurt him like that?! After everything he's done for you?...
"No-no! I'm sorry I didn't mean to hurt you, I-"
"Do you trust me [name]?" He cuts you off.
"Huh? Of course I do!"
"Good, now please can we move on? If we continue to talk about this, my heart will ache even more." He starts to make an expression that he knows will make you feel guilty. You've really fallen deeper into the rabbit hole now.
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Columbina had saved you at your lowest, and you had devoted your every fiber of yourself to her. You decided to get stronger, your sole motivation being paying back your benefactor. Well, that was until the angel-like harbinger said you could pay her back by forming a relationship with her.
You did start off as friends, but that slowly spiraled into a more intimate relationship. You promised to be there for her whenever and wherever, but really, does the harbinger who's ranked third really need protecting?... I mean, you're so much weaker than her, how can you protect her when she's in danger?
That thought slowly grew in your mind-you can't help but just let it all out when drunk on the fine vodka Columbina had brought back for you and her to enjoy...until well, you drank the whole bottle.
You stared at the empty bottle in your hand that once held the highest quality of vodka.
"[name], my dear, what's on your mind?" Columbina spoke softly, her voice sounding like a lovely melody in your ears.
"Mmmm...I don't wanna bother youuu..." You dragged out your words, slurring your speech.
Columbina stood up from the couch and took the bottle out from your hands and gently placed it on the glass coffee table, making a small 'kling' sound. She sat back down and held your hands, which were rather cold so she decided to warm them up.
It was strange how she always kept her eyes closed, but no matter what always aware of her surroundings. This only increased your insecurity, after all, only one with great strength could do such things...and you couldn't.
"[name]." She let go of your hands and placed hers on your cheek, and kissed you softly. "Your thoughts will never be a bother all right? I'll always be there to protect you and be by your side." She smiled at you warmly.
You started to cry, the alcohol heightening your emotions. "That's-that's the thing!" You let out a sob, wiping your tears. "I-I don't want to just rely on you, I want you to rely on me too! But, I'm so much weaker than you and, and you excel in everything! You're smart, strong, independent, and so, so much prettier than me and everyone, you deserve so much better than me I-" Your rant was cut short when Columbina kissed you again softly.
"Oh, [name], I never knew you felt this way, I want you to know that I rely on you every single day, there is not a single moment where I don't rely on you. I know you probably don't believe it, but you make me feel so happy. I don't care if you think that I outshine you, because in my eyes you're the most beautiful and amazing person in the entirety of Teyvat. You're perfect in my eyes just the way you are, and no one else can take that spot." Her voice really soothed you, and as she spoke, you stopped crying.
"R-really? You mean it?..." You sniffled, wiping your tears off your face.
"Yes, now please, there's no need to cry anymore alright?" she kissed your forehead and held you in a warm embrace on the couch.
"Mhm…alright, thank you, I love you…" You rubbed your eyes, tired from crying and fell asleep in Columbina's arms.
Once you were sound asleep, Columbina picked you up, carrying you in her arms bridal style and set you gently on the bed, making sure you're comfortable before crawling into the bed and cuddling with you.
The next day, you woke up, eyes puffy and not a single memory of last night. When you asked your lover, she just giggled and walked away, leaving you confused.
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Sandrone was an interesting character. When you first met, you had actually died. Well more like on the verge of death. Somehow, for some reason, she had saved you, as she had basically turned you into part automaton.
You were supposedly her 'puppet', but, puppets don't act this human. You were crazy for confessing your love to her, the harbinger who was known for only caring about her own works, and having a god awful personality to come with it.
Well, fortunately for you, you did count as one of her works, so perhaps that was the reason why she accepted your confession and you two started being in a relationship?...you still couldn't wrap your mind about this, you were really happy to say the least.
Today, you had practically begged her to come with you to have a picnic and stargaze. She was being quite stubborn. But of course, she couldn't outmatch your own stubbornness and you, thus she gave in.
You were so excited, yet here you were, sitting on the blanket, extremely drunk. You smiled at her, all giggly and bubbly as you wrapped yourself around her arm, hugging her.
Sandrone sighed and frowned, she stopped her work just for this? I mean, it was you... (She'd never admit to loving spending time with you, she's gotta keep her reputation up... but everyone knows, even you, that she has an extremely soft spot for you (and only you.))
"[name]...quit staring at me like that!" sandrone flicked your forehead, earning an 'owwww' from you.
After recovering from the ferocious attack, you laughed and smiled. "But you're just sooooo pretty! I can't keep my eyes off you, the prettiest girl in Teyvat!"
You lowered your voice to a whisper "I think you're prettier than me, all the other harbingers, and the Tsaritsa- Ow!"
She slapped the back of your head. "I will not allow you to speak of her majesty the Tsaritsa like that, [name]!"
She crossed her arms and turned her head away from you, looking angry.
Although, her words seemed to contradict her statement just now. She spoke quietly under her breath, "plus, youre the most prettiest girl in Teyvat, [name]..."
You perked up, perhaps having heightened senses was a good thing. "I heard that!" You shouted and smiled. "You really think that-"
"W-what?! No! You must be imagining things!" She yelled back at you. "Damn it, I shouldn't have heightened your sense of hearing too! Ugh!"
All you did was laugh teasingly at her frustration and embarrassment getting caught being nice, specifically to you. Until you blacked out from the alcohol. That reallllllllyyyy freaked her out, as she frantically carried you back home. (Well, the only reason she showed her 'nicer' side was really due to the only witness being her modified automaton.)
You had slept for a whole day before waking up at noon, with a god awful hangover, causing you to throw up.
(Sandrone ordered one of her machines to take care of you in secret and report to her every hour about your status.)
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kinoshita-asuka · 1 year
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happy holidays, from THE FATUI HARBINGERS
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winter time is here, and is tradition, time to exchange gifts with people they hold dear. what would the feared (warranted) fatui harbingers give their loved one?
harbingers x reader (minus pierro, la signora, and scaramouche) pulcinella is platonic 1.25k words; yandere undertones for some (they are harbingers) i do not condone yandere behavior
author's note: oh please let me remember to publish it on time.
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pierro, no. 1
pierro is off at the moment, but he will send you one soon (aka i don't know how to write for him)
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il dottore, no.2
the doctor would give you an invention of his. if you wanted to, he'll even gift a segment of him to you, they would appreciate it. but the gift he would most want to give you is an immortal body, so you could stay with him. he is an expert at biological matters, like his segments and collei… he would modify your body to never die, he would even make more bodies for you. if you die, you could just have another body. that would be his definition of staying with him forever and his solution to your mortality. on the other hand, the segments would gift you different things based on various periods of dottore's life. one might give you a mechanical bird while another might gift you a mindless servant, a former fatui member you've seen around.
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columbina no. 3
columbina's gifts would be quite sincere and innocent. she'll give you a pretty white dove in a golden gilded cage and say, "look at this! it's so pretty, right my dove?" you should love her gifts, they're so pretty and she picked them out, all for you. she'll give you the same accessories as her own, such as her trademark lace blindfold and the feathers behind her head. or she gifts you things that she thinks resemble you, like the dove, or maybe a cute cat with a nice collar on it. she'll cuddle you and sing songs as you sleep, her eyes tracing the collar on your neck, matching your beloved cat's, with bell and all.
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il capitano no. 4
the captain's gifts are clumsy, but sincere. he would pick whatever best he can think of for you (from his side). what would you get from him? a weapon, of course. for a non-combatant. he'll spend hours contemplating, observing you, to see which weapon would be better for you, can you use a bow or do you have the strength to swing a sword around. hey, maybe not the best gift for the holidays, but it's sincere from his side. his mindset is very combat-oriented. of course, he is one of the most effective combatants for the tsaritsa. he thinks that you should be prepared to battle, no matter when or where. better to be ready. he tries to teach you how to fight, to protect yourself. who knows who would come after you..
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pulcinella, no. 5
pulcinella, the mayor of the nation. he would have the most heartfelt gifts, after childe. he has experience with gifts, as he always gives them to tartaglia's family and takes care of them, even if childe is too oblivious to realize the very obvious hostage situation. pulcinella would treat you like his granddaughter, he would gift you a scarf to keep you warm and money to keep you afloat. his financial support has helped you a lot. all he asks of you is to keep in close contact with him, which is an easy request for you. his old age and experience in the fatui have caused him to want someone close to him and someone he can spoil. just don't worry about a few fatui soldiers cruising across your small town, looking for a few "threats" that have tried to harm you..
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scaramouche, no. 6
this seat has been left vacant for centuries. how could somebody give a gift to you if they didn't exist?
"hmm? there used to be one? i can't seem to remember."
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sandrone, no. 7
this girl only works on her puppets and machines most of the time, so don't expect much gifting-wise. she wouldn't give you food or clothes, she would give you a mechanical invention of hers, but not her unfinished works. no, her most polished puppet, made with the best materials and tuned to perfection, will be given to you. like dottore, don't expect heartfelt gifts. these two run purely on logic and what is most practical to gift to you, which for sandrone, is her specialty field. as a plus for sandrone, this was a good time to test the puppet she made to see if it needed any improvements or if it works well. Her gift is programmed to watch you and report your movements at all times. it is a test run of a new surveillance robot she's been working on…
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la signora, no. 8
"the fair lady? she should be deceased, so she can't give out presents unlesss.. you have a way to manifest her back into the world."
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pantalone, no. 9
known as the richest man in snezhnaya, so of course, he would only have the most decadent gifts picked out for you. he might be the living incarnation of "i'll buy everything from here to here" and point from the start of the shelf to the very edge. there'll be the biggest diamond you've ever seen, inlaid on an indent in the center of a gorgeous silver necklace. he'll have the entire collection of famous designers from liyue, mondstadt, or any other nation. or you'll find yourself with a little coat, made of what seems to be the fur of a white fox, only for pantalone to inform you it's a mythical beast, and it is like the one stolen that was to be gifted to the tsaritsa. money is best spent on the most valuable individuals, whether to cherish them, chain them down, or both. he's spent so much on you, so stay with him.
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arlecchino, no. 10
this woman is quite the piece of work. described as "there isn't a sane bone in her body", she is surprisingly… sweet to you? you don't know what you did, but you somehow fell in love. she wouldn't know much about gift-giving, but she does have some experience picking out gifts for the children of the "house of the hearth". the knave would give out sentimental but practical gifts, something like a comb or a hairpin, something of very high value, emotionally and materially. she would pick something you could use in everyday life or wear on yourself that she could see. like pantalone, she likes seeing you in things she's bought, but with a different motive for it. it signals that you are hers. you'll be the only one that allows her to show her darker side, so in exchange, you should stay hers, right? you'll be the only one to not disappear when you see her dark side.
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tartaglia, no. 11
tartaglia would get you warm and heartfelt gifts. whether it be a batch of cookies made by his family or a warm scarf personally knitted by his mother or even himself (he would learn to knit for you). if childe did not get you some kind of gift like the above, he would use his saved-up mora to buy you something luxurious or comfortable, like nice coats and delicacies imported from other nations. he can do at least that much. while not as wealthy as pantalone, he is still immensely wealthy. he is very empathetic and would know what to gift you, it's a skill you acquire when you have to get gifts for a whole family. that extends to you, you are his second home, and he'll be damned if he doesn't spoil you. he shall cherish you, just like how he cherished his family after his near-death experience in the abyss. another little gift, he'll protect you with everything he's got, just like the icy grave of a certain aggressor buried in the thick snow who thought that he could fell the battle-hungry childe with his beloved.
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lxkeee · 1 month
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I've only found out about you recently (since I'm pretty new to Tumblr) and I am obsessed with your writing style and creativity!! I've been a writer for a while, writing one shots, fics and headcanons on wattpad and in my notebooks ever since I was like 10 and also writing my own book (WIP) so recently I wanted to try Tumblr, too! And I think it's more fun than wattpad and journals, tbh.
Truth is, I've been in some sort of writing slump (which happens every single time my works don't get acknowledged, I get in a new fandom or feel kinda stressed with home life - now being a mix of all three), and I just wanted to ask you the following questions:
Do you have a certain request you've wanted to make towards a writing creator on Tumblr/idea you've wanted to write yourself that you can give up on and share for me to get back on track? You seriously don't have to, I'm just looking for something to write myself. (You can check out the only thing I have posted right now- just to maybe get a feel of my writing style? I write anything but smut).
Anyway, thanks for reading. Seriously, I love your writing!
Claire <3
Oooooohh slumps are certainly a common thing, I can understand that^^ even though most of us write fanfics for free and with it being our choice, we can't help but to lose motivation to write when our works aren't exposed as much to the readers.
Hmm I suggest adding more and more tags to your works? Tags that revolve around the piece you're writing.
Also, note to the readers... Reblogs, comments, and likes will be appreciated so do it>:)
As for an idea that you can write onnnn... Hmmm...
I have a few in mind... (These ideas are Hazbin Hotel related okay...)
1. Lucifer x cupid! Reader
2. Lucifer x death! Reader
3. Lucifer x Columbina! Reader
4. Lucifer x Azazel! Reader
So far these are some ideas I've been wanting to read/write but don't have the time to do at the moment but anyone is free to use it as an inspiration.
This goes to my other published works too, you can write fanfiction based on the fanfics I wrote lmao.
Hope this helps^^
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arlebina-zine · 2 months
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sunshineyuuji · 1 year
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hello hello~ I have far to many head cannons for the Fatui so I limited it to 3 per person :} I put them in order of my favorites ehe~
Dottore: his mother taught him how to draw when he was young, all of his notes are filled with sketches of what he's studying, when he was young he wanted to be a baker he still bakes when he gets the chance
Pierro: he keeps his office pristine at all times to the point that the servants have stopped trying to clean it, he has a grand piano that horribly out of tune he refuses to have it tuned, if someone needs to find him they always check his office first he's either there or in a meeting with the Tsaritsa
Capitano: if he's not in the training grounds he's in the library, he has a soft spot for dogs (he probably owns at least one), has an extensive skin care routine even though nobody can see his skin
Sandrone: she has so many glass display cases filled with custom dolls, made dolls for all of the other harbingers when she's upset with them she drowns their doll, sews all of her own clothes
Pulcinella: 100% has a live laugh love sign that Tartaglia gave him as a joke that he treasures, knows everything if something happened you can bet he already knows, always has candy on him his pockets are full of werther's and strawberry bon bons
Columbina: she can perfectly mimic the sound of birds singing, grows all kinds of poisonous flowers for tea, immune to natural poisons
Pantalone: he can copy someone's signature after seeing it once, makes large anonymous donations to restaurants he likes, has 2 file cabinets for all of Dottore's funding requests
Tartaglia: he can come up with stories on the spot for his little siblings, can backflip and shows it off every chance he gets, his office is a mess but he nows where everything is
Signora: bought an entire makeup company because they discontinued her favorite blush, she had a walk-in closet for her shoes alone, had a massive sweet tooth
Arlecchino: tried makeup once under Signora's pressuring almost killed her when she saw herself in the mirror, uses contacts because one of the kids at the orphanage broke her glasses once, hates how sticky kids get so she made a rule that the kids at the orphanage have to wash up before they touch anything
Scaramouche: has 3 of the same hat incase one of them breaks, would fight Tartaglia as an excuse to beat around a fellow harbinger, also really good at coming up with stories on the spot
ehe~ that was really long sorry about that (//^-^//) anyways I hope you have a wonderful week and stay hydrated :}
Oh you wonderful human being, may God bless you and I hope your phone charges from every angle possible. THIS'LL HELP ME TO MAKE FATUI CONTENT, HELL YEAH. I'm gonna put them in my character list now, thank you very much!
And also, thank you~. Eat and sleep well and stay hydrates too~♡.
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sorry maybe it’s just me but when arle’s boss leaks were slowly releasing her boss splash art did not do her justice imo
like not that it doesn’t bang still but her actual model fucks harder i think
her face just seems a little soft(?) in the splash art imo and i think the attack move they chose for it was strange
again i love arle but she is wayyy more intimidating when she is on the ground so the air attack for the art pose just doesn’t fit her aura
on another note about that attack i don’t understand it(?) not how it works but why they designed it that way because it doesn’t look like it symbolizes anything in particular that resonates with her character (it sort of looks like a butterfly/moth so idk ig signora mention pt 3 or maybe columbina inspired with them kinda being wings)
i could just be missing the lore behind it but tartaglia has the narwhale and scaramouche has the insta kill you have to disable similar to raiden and both of those actually connect to their character/lore
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harmonysanreads · 1 year
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⚝彡 Rules
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WHAT I WILL WRITE
Yandere
Dark Content
Reader Insert
Female/Gender Neutral Reader
Oneshots/Scenarios/Headcannons/Interactions
Fluff/Comfort
Angst
Hurt/Comfort
SFW
Reader with a certain personality trait (e.g. shy, snarky)
WHAT I WILL NOT WRITE
Suicide (The act in vivid detail)
Male Reader
Explicit NSFW (Very vague implications are fine though.)
Religious themes
Cult stuff
Omegaverse/Animal Characteristics
Character x OC
Character x Character (ships)
Underage
Incest/Stepcest
Physical Abuse
Reader with specific physical traits (height, skin color etc)
Yandere Reader
THINGS IN CONSIDERATION
Pregnancy/Baby-trapping (Skeptical, but I'll do it if the idea is interesting enough.
Poly relationships (As stated above.)
CHARACTERS I WRITE FOR
(The names in bold signify characters I'm most interested in writing. The names in purple signify characters that I really love.)
⚝彡 GENSHIN IMPACT
↬al haitham, scaramouche/wanderer, raiden shogun/ei, lyney, kamisato ayato, yae miko, shikanoin heizou, kaedehara kazuha, xiao, shenhe, ningguang, yelan, kamisato ayaka, tighnari, lumine, aether, venti, dainsleif, pantalone, arlecchino, diluc, albedo, cyno, zhongli, candace, il dottore, sandrone, columbina, kaveh, clorinde, neuvillette, wriothesley, furina, chiori
⚝彡HONKAI STAR RAIL
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queenphanessa · 9 months
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Columbina Headcanons
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Note: I've been meaning to do this for a long time, but I'm finally starting to post my headcanons! Note I'm posting this before Columbina has been introduced so a lot of this might be OOC.
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~ ✧ I think her real name would be "Seraphine" or "Seraphina". ~ ✧ My initial theory about Columbina was that she was originally from Mondstadt and she had an Anemo Vision/Delusion because when I saw her winged headpiece, I immediately thought of Venti/Barbatos. ~ ✧ Although I still think she has Anemo powers and is probably a catalyst user.
~ ✧ But now, I'm pretty sure Columbina is a survivor of the Seelie race.
~ ✧ In volume 3 of The Drunkard's Tale, it tells of a former wolf king who meets a young maiden who sings a song of the Seelie.
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~ ✧ At first, it seems like the maiden is honoring the Seelie by singing their song, but then she said "our fate", suggesting that she is a Seelie, one that was able to maintain her form and I'm pretty sure that this maiden is Columbina. ~ ✧ Not to mention the pattern on Columbina's mask and headband are similar in appearance to the pattern on the bottom of a Seelie Court players guide Seelie to. ~ ✧ It's also worth mentioning that the Seelie are described as singing songs of grief and the maiden in the Drunkard's Tale sang a song mourning the fate of the Seelie. ~ ✧And when we first see Columbina, she's singing a mourning song at Signora's funeral.
~ ✧ Because of this, I like to think that Columbina only likes singing sad songs or only sings at sorrowful events like funerals. ~ ✧ The Goddess of Flowers, Nabu Malikata, is heavily implied to be a survivor of the Seelie race (if not outright confirmed since the Aranara say that a survivor of the Seelie race was friends with Greater Lord Rukkhadevata and King Deshret and she's the only one who fits that description) and her lore states that she was "cast aside by the heavens" along with the rest of her kind, who were punished for something and were stripped of their minds, becoming husks of their former selves. ~ ✧ If Columbina is a Seelie, that would explain what she has against the gods and why she would join the Fatui and aid the Tsaritsa in bringing down Celestia.
~ ✧ Since Scaramouche/Wanderer described Columbina as "oblivious and innocent at any given time, and unconcerned and unfeeling in any given situation", I think she would probably have a teasing, "gives no fucks" attitude no matter the situation and people would have a hard time telling if she's being actively malicious or not. ~ ✧ I feel like back before her race fell, she didn't care much for humanity and questioned why the Seelie had to share their knowledge and guidance with them.
~ ✧ She was ignorant of the ways of humanity and didn't care to learn about them, refusing to take them seriously and looking down on them the way one would condescend to children. ~ ✧ However, Columbina probably grew to be fond of Zandik/Dottore. She might look down on humans, buuuuut she was probably intrigued by the heretical human who wished to create an enhanced being that could surpass the gods.
~ ✧ Very "Fuck everyone else, I respect you." ~ ✧ And Dottore would probably be amused if a godlike being, one from a race renowned for their wisdom, showed interest in his ambitions. ~ ✧ Judging from their brief conversation at the end of the "A Winter Night's Lazzo" teaser, I feel like Columbina and Dottore might have a vitriolic friendship where they snark at each other a lot (innocently or faux innocently on Columbina's part), but they still care for each other. ~ ✧ The Aranara said that the Seelie were cursed at birth to lose their intelligence and form if they ever fell in love with humans so I think Columbina wouldn't be interested in relationships with them, adding to her detachment to humanity. ~ ✧ If Teyvat ever had their own smartphone equivalent, Columbina would spam the hell out of emojis and this symbol "~". ~ ✧ I don't think Columbina is blind, I think she has black or magenta eyes and any normal person would be terrified to look into them.
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idyllic-affections · 8 months
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i, for one, would love to hear your queer harbinger hcs! my personal favourite is transmasc wanderer (its practically canon to me)
side note, im not sure if ill be sending alot of asks, but can i be 🐌 anon?
YAY omg... okay i will gladly share my queer harbinger hcs because i have a hard time believing that any of those people are both cis and het! and yes of course... hello 🐌 anon <3 also @zeldadou, i know you were also interested in seeing my hcs!
this doesn't include all the harbingers. as of right now, these are just my major and more detailed lgbt+ headcanons. slight nsfw but not really? just brief discussions of sexual attraction and how it relates to the harbingers' identities.
dottore never paid any thought to his identity, since it didn't benefit or affect him at all (especially back in his akademiya days), but he is very very much attracted exclusively to men in my brain. yeah he went on a date with a girl, but... you know. he also murdered her. so. yeah... also he's demisexual; he just does not feel any sexual desire unless it is directed towards someone he deeply cares about and has a strong bond with. he and pantalone are married, trust me fr /j /lh
columbina is genderless (she/it pronoun user) and lesbian. her angel motifs make me feel like it has no gender at all. after all... angels are eldritch. demons are reflections of human sin, but angels? they were never human. that is how i, as a writer, see the differences between angels and demons. so columbina, in my silly little brain, is genderless. or agender. or voidgender/gendervoid. who knows? but it has not a single ounce of gender in her body.
arlecchino is non-binary & lesbian. she likes women. who can blame her tbh.... she also has no pronoun preference and just presents in a more masc way to her underlings & her orphans (hence why they call her father, and why her underlings call her lord rather than lady if i recall correctly. also yes i am a short hair arlecchino enthusiast).
scara is transmasc & asexual. i know, i'm bold for saying that he's ace LMAO but fr, as of right now, i see him as asexual. i don't know why. i don't have a real reason for this one. however, i can explain him being trans--ei modeled him after herself, so... yeah. you guys see where i'm going with that one? yeahh he's transmasc i just know it 💥💥💥
pantalone is transmasc, demisexual, & demiromantic. why is he transmasc? i don't know. i don't have a real reason. i just feel it in my heart! his gender presentation is very androgynous and can be either masc or fem leaning--he's just secure in his identity like that yknow.... but i can explain why he is demi. being the richest man in teyvat, he obviously has to worry about being used for his mora. his attraction to people he doesn't have a very deep conmection with has generally faded since he's gotten to where he is in life.
childe is bisexual, but he doesn't 100% realize it yet! he's still in the closet. all his coworkers can tell, though. they know.
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fatuismooches · 1 month
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I want to touch Columbina’s wings… I wanna touch Columbina’s wings.. I NEED TO TOUCH COLUMBINA’S HEAD EINGS PLEASE I BEG OF YOUUUU—
Columbina can't remember the last time anyone besides herself has touched the delicate feathers on her head, so when your fingers brush against them for the first time, she stiffens for a few moments but quickly returns to her normal relaxed state. Bina loves it! And encourages you to keep going. The wings tickle your palms as she hums in contentment at your gentle stroking. And whenever you hold her and your face happens to be near them, she likes to flutter them to tease you. It feels very nice and soft. She will most definitely be asking you to play with her wings more often now.
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diodellet · 1 year
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diodellet's masterlist (1)
🌹=smut (make sure to read content warnings!), 🌼=headcanons, 🌻=no explicit smut but contains sensitive content, 🌸=prose
*note: most of my works can be read as standalone, will put a note to indicate if they will have a continuation, but otherwise assume that it can be read in one chapter
**i have more works on my ao3 and some unfinished archived writing here
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Shall We Date?: Obey Me!
🌹🌸quickie (asmodeus x gn!reader): 1.4k words of asmodeus falling into his first love
🌹🌸stand still (asmodeus x afab!reader x belphegor): 1.9k words of trying on lingerie in front of asmo and belphie
🌹🌸alone time (simeon x gn!reader): 2.2k words of simeon disturbing your nap
++🌼🌻alone time demon brothers' reactions hcs: 446 words of the demon brothers' powerlessness in the face of your new relationship with simeon
++🌹🌸lucidity (simeon x gn!reader):
🌼kisses with an angel (simeon x gn!reader): 598 words of little things simeon does when sharing smooches
🌹🌸he's the romantic one (simeon x gn!reader): 2.6k words of a movie date with simeon going sideways in the best way
🌹🌸keep the dress on (gn!reader x simeon): 2.2k words of servicing maid simeon
🌹🌸unremarkable (belphegor x gn!reader): 3.3k words of Belphegor refusing to say he misses you.
🌼walking lie detector (platonic hcs ft. the angels): 1.08k words of the reactions and consequences of lying to the angels.
Genshin Impact
🌹🌸hypothermia (capitano x fem!reader): 5.1k words of Capitano being a patient, devoted lover
🌹🌸disillusionment (gn!reader x lyney): 2.8k words of confronting lyney after he avoids you (spoiler: it ends well and swerves into overdue steaminess)
Twisted Wonderland
🌸what can i do for you (jamil viper x gn!reader): where jamil lends you his hairtie and everything spirals out of control from there
++ch. 1: just let me do this for you: 5.5k words
++ch. 2: take my hand like you mean it: 7.1k words
++ch. 3: you're afraid to believe it
🌸🌻i think i've found a place for us (jamil viper x gn!reader): 3.4k words of comfort and recovery in the wake of jamil's overblot
++can you tell me it's all wrong (jamil viper x gn!reader):
🌸uso pa ba ang harana? (jamil viper x gn!reader): 840 words of jamil bandaging your fingers from guitar practice
🌼the kindest place to place a kiss (jamil viper x gn!reader): 1.06k words of flustering jamil with earnest affection
🌸just one bite (vampire!reader x sebek zigvolt x silver)
🌼🌻Like Bacteria (dark!au ft. ___)
🌸ily now leave me tf alone (jamil viper x gn! reader): 1.1k words of saying dumb shit to your crush before passing out
🌼roommates? more like roomfoes (jamil viper x gn!reader): 2.6k words of the annoying things about being jamil's roommate (and vice versa)
🌹🌸say what you mean (jamil viper x gn!reader): 724 words of running your mouth and suffering enjoying the consequences from jamil
🌸🌻no, i'd rather pretend (jamil viper x gn!reader): 1.4k words of jamil staying by your side at your emotional worst ++ omake
💌ily spelled wrong: mini valentine's event drabbles💌 event rules
🌸Jamil Viper + Prompt #2 (Their thumb stroking the back of your knuckles) 🌸Capitano + Prompt #9 (“When I am with you I am real.”), 🌻Pantalone + Prompt #13 (“If soulmates do exist, they’re not found, they’re made.”), Dottore + Prompt #20 (“They say we are asleep until we fall in love.”) 🌸Jamil Viper and Azul Ashengrotto (poly) + Prompt #15 (Ranting about how insufferable they are, but your friend thinks knows otherwise. Bonus points if the subject of your conversation overhears Everything.) 🌸Azul Ashengrotto + Prompt #3 (Seeing them in your dreams, being too flustered to face them in real life.) 🌸Jamil Viper + Prompt #1 (“It feels… good to be around you.”) 🌸Jamil Viper, Leona Kingscholar + Prompt #15 🌸Jamil Viper + Prompt #10 (Talking with them for hours about anything and everything, not even feeling the time pass.) 🌸Lumine + Prompt #10, Arlecchino + Prompt #15, Columbina + Prompt #7 (Opening their arms for a hug upon seeing how exhausted you are.)
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yumiikei · 4 months
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🌸ᶻ ﹐Yumiikei's intro ﹒
꒰ა ˚₊ ✧・┈・╴﹕꒰ ᐢ。- ༝ -。ᐢ ꒱﹕╴・┈・𐑺 ‧₊˚໒꒱
About me : My Info
♡ᶻ Age: Minor
♡ᶻ From: Philippines
♡ᶻ My Fashion style: Jirai kei
About me : My likes
♡ᶻ Anime: Demon slayer, My dress-up darling, NANA, Horimiya, Kimi no todoke, Angels Of Death, Death note
♡ᶻ Food: Kimchi rice, Ramen, Imported Mochi {I buy online}
♡ᶻ Drinks: Coca cola, Sprite, 4 seasons juicee <3
♡ᶻ Games I play: Genshin impact, Honkai star rail, Honkai impact 3rd, PGR/Punishing Gray Raven, NSO/Needy streamer overload, PJSK {EN & JP}
♡ᶻ Characters I love: my #1 Pookiebear Scaramouche, Columbina, Kangel/Ame, Yua Takahashi, Misa Amane, Kanade yoisaki, Mafuyu asahina, Mizuki Akiyama, Ena shinonome
♡ᶻ Sanrio! My fav is Kuromi, My Melody and My piano <3
About me : My dislikes
♡ᶻ Insects : literally all except butterflies and dragonflies
♡ᶻ NO TO SPIDERS</3
♡ᶻ Physical touch
♡ᶻ topics about my personal life {I hate it so..}
About me : Notes and Reminders
♡ᶻ I tend to ignore people when I have low social battery
♡ᶻ I'm moody and have BPD/I'm bipolar
♡ᶻ I get attached very fast if Ur consistent
♡ᶻ I like calling my moots/friends pookiebears
♡ᶻ I have a lot of issues mentally so I'm sorry
♡ᶻ This is a little venty vent area pookie <33 {keep my secrets or else /j}
About Me : How I found out Abt Jirai kei
♡ᶻ June 2023, Started out liking the fashion for the style itself till I found out it's deep meaning, Due to having experience with a lot of things connected with jirai kei I immediately felt the need to be part of it, Now I am. I started buying clothes on October 2023 <33 {I'm a highschool student I don't got much sets or clothings as jirai kei yet}
Interact please pookiebear <33
♡ᶻ Needy streamer overload enthusiasts
♡ᶻ hoyoverse game players
♡ᶻ Vocaloid fans
♡ᶻ Jirai kei & Yami kawaii peeps
♡ᶻ Cosplayers!!
DNI / do not interact list
♡ᶻ Jirai kei haters {boo tomato tomato */Throws}
♡ᶻ Genshin Haters
♡ᶻ People who can't handle Mentally ill people
♡ᶻ Argument starters
♡ᶻ if u have a strong dislike to me or things I'm gonna share, There's an easy unfollow or block button. That's better than sending me hate on my inbox <33 {I don't care if u do anyways}
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dawndelion-winery · 1 year
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I posted 11,112 times in 2022
That's 11,112 more posts than 2021!
7,485 posts created (67%)
3,627 posts reblogged (33%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@dawndelion-winery
@ilyelan
@cxlrosii
@lo-cinno
@almond-adeptus
I tagged 11,034 of my posts in 2022
Only 1% of my posts had no tags
#acco's echoes - 3,218 posts
#down the grapevine - 2,046 posts
#winery guests - 678 posts
#icymi - 593 posts
#wild crystalflies - 463 posts
#winery guests: 🌹 anon - 394 posts
#winery guests: tired - 385 posts
#latest harvest - 273 posts
#winery guests: capitalist anon - 232 posts
#winery guests: yue - 190 posts
Longest Tag: 139 characters
#the way he'd be like 'scared? regretting your poor choices?' and i stubbornly protest my innocence in the matter as he dubs me a liar and-
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
I'm sorry but I absolutely would let all of them wreck my shit
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#4
They're So-
How they talk about you
Ft. Arlecchino, Capitano, Childe, Dottore, Pantalone
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Arlecchino:
She speaks fondly of you, almost as if she were talking about family
She smiles softly, and anyone can tell you're the most important person in her life
Her words are curt, though, because she doesn't like other people prying into your lives
She'll only speak of you when asked
Unless she's with Columbina, then she won't shut up
Columbina finds it funny, probing every now and then when Arlecchino seems almost done only for Arlecchino to speak of your achievements with vigour once again
She's always so proud of you
And the fact that you're dating her? You have impeccable taste in women
She probably has a while presentation on why she loves you and Columbina has heard it at least seventeen times
The other harbingers have probably heard it at least five
Even the Tsaritsa isn't spared from hearing about how pretty your hair is, flecked with snow as light reflects off it
"Arlecchino, how are things with you?"
"All is well, my s/o recently-"
Yeah, she just goes on
Capitano:
He talks about you like he's your knight who's helplessly pining for his master but cannot admit he's in love because that would be preposterous
Which is ridiculous because you're sure you're way more into him than he is you
Wrong. You can never love him more than he loves you - he will always love you more and shower you in it
He thinks you're beautiful in every sense of the word, and he makes it known to everyone
"Are those the new uniforms? Oh, it's nothing, I was just thinking the colour would suit y/n. Don't you think so?"
"Yes, lor-"
"Yes, yes, they'd look good in anything, what was I thinking"
There is only one person willing to listen to him and that's Childe because the ginger gets to spar with him in exchange
Cue Capitano effortlessly pinning Childe down as he rambles about how you once stepped on his chest in a similar way and looked stunning while you did it
Childe:
Anything and everything he sees will be likened to how amazing you are
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#3
Hear Me Out
They try hint at their crush on you
Ft. Arlecchino, Capitano, Childe, Dottore, Pantalone
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Arlecchino:
She does it from the moment she confirms that her feelings for you are genuine and not just some passing fancy
Which means she's very serious about it and does take slight offence that you're not responding accordingly
Do you not like her back? Are you ignoring her hints to avoid hurting her feelings?
The definition of "please reject me so I can move on"
Is it because you heard the orphans calling her "mum" and got the wrong idea?
Please she's dying to know, she's been bringing you flowers like every other day
Lends you her jacket and hopes you forget to return it so she has an excuse to see you again
Columbina awkwardly patting her back when she stares into empty space in agony when you brush off yet another of her flirting attempts as being friendly
At some point she does ask you to just outright reject her so she can move on
Lowkey wants to go apeshit when she finds out you actually like her too and were just too nervous to flirt back
Capitano:
He has a good rep, so he hopes that improves his dateability in your eyes
He'll bring you cute trinkets he comes across from wherever he goes!!
Would also keep a matching piece for himself so he can imagine that y'all are dating
Also has someone help him take pictures of him should he ever go anywhere scenic and have it made into a sort of postcard for you
He wonders if you ever end up looking at him instead of the view (he hopes you do)
He subtly sneaks glances at you, but not so subtle so that there's a chance you'll catch him and possibly tell him that you're into him too
Ok in all honesty his flirting game probably sucks ass and he'd probably tell you your eyes are like his dog's as a compliment
Please just give him a chance his colleagues are getting sick of his silent brooding when you don't notice how he polished his helmet extra shiny just for you
Childe:
The most obvious of them all please he's clinging to you like he's obsessed
So many terrible jokes that aren't even jokes
"Wouldn't it be funny if we kissed- no? Not even once? Ok haha, no I'm not upset I was kidding."
Unlike Arlecchino, he knows rejection isn't going to make him move on
So he hovers like a dog off the streets that just picked you as its new master
Makes a point to tell you everything he succeeds at, even if it's mundane
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Hii can i request streamer Childe,Xiao,Kaeya,Kazuha x online friend!reader?(separate) Like sometimes reader streams with them and LITERALLY his fans can tell that he's inlove with reader.💞
I can already imagine those ship edits on tiktok...👀🍵
Hello, I'm sorry it took so long to get to this- I hope you like it (also added Scara<3) now for streamer duos<3
Streamlined
Streamer au! Ft. Childe, Xiao, Kaeya, Kazuha, Scaramouche
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Childe:
Often streams your co-op for the sheer chaotic energy of it
Tries his best to be family friendly which results in very amusing variations of swearing from him or you jabbing him in the gut when he's about to curse
“You’re so mean to me, comrade. What happened to me being your favourite person? Look at how you wound me.”
He gets insufferable, clinging to your arm and resting his chin on your shoulder
He’s disgustingly affectionate even on camera
“Why do I play this character so often? Well obviously because y/n thinks they’re hot and this’ll make them associate being hot with me therefore they’ll think I’m hot.”
He sounds so sure of himself, people just roll with it because it’s hilarious to see him try
The most popular streams are the ones where Teucer crashes because it looks like a cute lil family all gaming together
Xiao:
Surprisingly calm
Has a tendency to go quiet when he's focused on the game, so that's when he thought it'd be a good idea to have you narrate for him
Sometimes Zhongli or Ganyu brings in some cut fruit for you two
Funnily enough, neither of you would remember to eat the fruit on your own, but somehow manage to remember to feed the other bites of fruit to make sure they're hydrated
Cue those compilation videos "Take a shot every time Xiao and Y/n feed each other"
Please don't actually take those shots, you will die from alcohol poisoning
Xiao honestly highkey gives off gamer boyfriend energy, and people probably would've assumed you were already dating when you started streaming together
They only realised you were both dense idiots when someone light-heartedly commented that it's a shame both of you were taken and you two looked confused
Kaeya:
Calm on the surface, is actually worse than Childe
Family friendly? Nahhhh, he said he'd try at first but the moment he teams up with Rosaria, the innuendos and swearing never end, as much as you try to censor it
Nowhere nearly as shameless either, but viewers still somehow notice his hand creeping across the desk to hold yours
Has the not so subtle "please date me" eyes when he looks at you and it's now a meme
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My #1 post of 2022
"Would You Still Love Me"
"If I was a worm?"
Ft. Dottore, Kazuha, Xiao, Scaramouche
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Dottore:
"Of all the stupid things you could ask me..."
Stares judgementally at you, expecting you to revoke the question
Pinches the bridge if his nose and sighs when you don't
His scowl crumbles a little when you seem upset
"So you wouldn't love me if I suddenly turned into a worm."
Comes to the sudden realisation that if you're upset with him, you'll be less compliant...for science
C'mon, he's not gonna admit he's in it for the cuddles, not even in his head
Brings you a set of blueprints and a glass enclosure
"This is where you'd stay if you were a worm. I have three different design plans, so choose wisely because that's how your worm home will look for the rest of your life. You'll have a little worm car after four months if I haven't found a cure, however unlikely that is."
He will tell you all of his plans on what he'll do if you become a worm and you can't stop him because you started it
Your hypothetical worm situation is now fully prepared for, whether you like it or not
Wouldn't recommend because the diet he has planned for worm you doesn't look very appetising
Kazuha:
"You'd travel on my shoulder on in my pocket so I can share poetry with you."
Ruffles your hair and pinches your cheeks
If you swat him away he'll insist he was only checking if you were becoming a worm
Carries on like it was nothing after that
If you ask again he'll remind you that he'll love you regardless of what form you take
This does, unfortunately, spark some odd terms of endearment
You are now his "precious worm", "beloved wormy", "sweet wriggly", "fleshy straw", etc
They get progressively worse
But he swears it's all affectionate
"I'd love you if you became a leaf."
"That wasn't the question-"
"Every leaf has it's own tune when you play it like a flute, I wonder what yours would be."
Xiao:
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auecho · 3 days
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congrats on c2r1 arle, i'm so jealous TT .. i didn't have much saved to begin with since i'm lowkey dog shit at it n usually whale for cons but i got c8 keqing after at 30 pity,, n seeing clorinde leaked for next patch i hd to force myself to stop 😕 the weapon banner kind of screwed me over too but god forbid i use any other weapon on her bc i play to collect + for aesthetics </3 do you have any plans on saving for other characters too !! i've been a c6 columbina wanter since a winter night's lazzo dropped ☠️
you hit over 400 notes though !! i'm so happy abt that because i really want that fic to get more recognition LMAOO, i'm a tad obsessed with it.. waiting for my wrio loving comeback once your next fic drops too and i find ironic how i have neither of these characters, as i usually go for girl characters 😭😭😭 but u have me SEATED for them ?????
anyways gl with your assignment, you and me are both hustling once again 💔 - 🦦
haaiii otter thanku 😞 i saved so hard And it took a LOT of discipline not to pull . . xianyun almost got me . i usually don’t pull for cons n js get the chara + their sig but i had so many wishes saved for arle n i felt like i owed it to myself after my hard work . the weapon banner screwed me but epitomized fate had my back ! i whaled but i kinda regret it cause clorinde ! ! and also sigewinne . but i’m also waiting for furinas rerun for my navia . and then also— [gunshots]
there’s sm charas i want but Sigh . one at a time :c i didn’t even realize tp&tap hit 4OO omg im so happy ! ! 😭 wrio is coming soon , i just restarted the draft cus i didn’t like it But ‘m on it nd we’ll all be meltin for him soon 🫡 i also mainly go for female charas . . idk they’re jus better 😭
thanku nonnie im basically almost finished ! literally js have to add finishing touches n finish this draft for my seminar n then u guys have me to urselves :3
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emocka · 2 years
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Yo may I request Dottore with Not another song about love? That sounds like chaos waiting to happen and I'm so here for it 👀
Gn!reader and set at the palace in Snezhnaya, maybe with reader as a harbinger?
I love the song and I feel like this is gonna be fun :3
You choose Hollywood ending not another love song
G/N harbinger reader with dottore.
Notes: the name Beatitudinem is from a story im doing on wattpad. Also sorry if this doesn't meet your expectations. I tried
You code name was Beatitudinem.
Your the 12th harbinger. How you got in was a question everyone asked. Your were pretty quiet. Only fought when childe pissed you off.
You met the doctor. Dottore was his name.
That meeting started off with your sword against his throat. He had been teasing you for awhile now and you just snapped.
That was the first he began to 'hate' you.
The second encounter? You ruined his experiment on purpose. You just barged in and caused an explosion. You shielded your body with a sheild made of hydro.
This was revenge on him for sending you on a pointless errand.
"You send me on pointless errand to be your guinea pig?! Now I make your experiment fail.' You said smirking. "Have fun getting your results."
The final meeting? When he set the forest on fire. Columbina asked you to handle it.
"Remind me why I'm paired with this maniac?' You muttered as you walked in the fire to find the river.
The smoke didn't bother you thanks to a certain someone. You found the river.
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A giant butterfly made of water showed up in the sky. It took you a few tries but you got the forest fire under control.
Not after you walked back to the doctor with a smack to the head.
That when he knew that something bigger was at play.
The chaos could truly begin.
His thoughts ran wild when you entered the room.
You! He couldn't stand you. He hated how you made the room go quiet. He hated how you talked quietly.
Most of all he hated how you made him feel.
Dottore in love? Nope never. He was a mad man.
Yet he was the first to respond to your call for help in sumeru. He was patching up your injuries.
He was the one who named an experiment after you.
This was a man who has no regard for human life. No regard what so ever. He was willing to use them as experiments. This man hates vision bearers.
But you. You were different.
You hated his voice. You hated him.
So why did you go to him when you were injured?
You weren't in love. Never been in love and will never find it. So this weird feeling in your chest?
The palace had been on edge since signora death.
But watching you and dottore run around claiming you hated each other was comical.
Dottore had enough and decided to pull you in his room.
"What are you doing?" You hissed at him.
"You've got two options Y/N. Either we end this little game and we pretend it never happened." He said smirking.
Yea he fell hard for the 12th harbinger. He wasn't denying it now.
"Why? I thought you loved the game? I mean we both know how much you enjoy watching me clean up the mess you make." You smiled sweetly at him.
"Oh your not gonna confess? I guess we're going the hard way." He said as he closed the distance between you two.
After a minute he attempted to pull away. You yanked him back.
"Fine you won. Happy?" You grumbled against his mouth.
"Very."
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