sei bella come il sole quando c'hai la luna storta.
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FORT LAUDERDALE, FLORIDA - MARCH 22: (EDITORS NOTE: This image has been converted to black and white) Jorginho of Italy looks on
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La scusa per ogni sbaglio commesso:
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I think Schneider is naturally hairless so it’s alright, or his fault 😘
All right? We're obviously made for each other, anon 😂 now if only he'd get on with the program 😂
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my family will see me sick af, nose burning, eyes hurting, throat making the sounds of a chainsaw as i try to emit a sound, knee fucked up and swelling other leg hurting bc why smth shouldn't hurt since we are at it, and no fucking soul will dare say 'oh don't worry i'll walk the dog for u today'. oh mother of fuckers
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Primo giorno di palestra qui nella città più perculata della regione Veneto.
Istruttore che mi fa tipo l'anamnesi: ma quanti anni hai, che sport hai fatto nella vita (io: palestra), da quanto ti alleni (io: 10 anni - e lui: e vabbè allora che ci sto a fare qua?! Non lo so zio, ci hai provato ma unfortunately non sono una newbie).
Vabbè nel frattempo io tutta carina che mi alleno per i fatti miei come al solito bellina bellina facendo cose a caso solo per riprendere un po'...
A un certo punto lui mi si avvicina e mi fa:
ti posso dire che ti muovi da Dio?
Me inside: AAAAAAWWNEJUWSJDBSKANSJJDJSJJAIWWIUEOQOQNSDBJSKANSEHJWNASJJWIQIWBSBADBWJAJSNEJAJSJEAAAHFHDH 💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘
Outside: Ma grazie! Sai, non tutti se ne accorgono!
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Chissà se stanno bene se sono ancora insieme
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mi mancano mahmood e blanco ragazzu
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I love them
(and they love eachother)
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god grant me the serenity to accept the week that’s about to start, the courage to go through it without experiencing any major trauma, the wisdom to avoid using violence against those colleagues who have been progressively creating a work environment that’s significantly less pleasant than what the guys from the lighthouse (2019) had going on
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ROME, ITALY - APRIL 20: Sir Gallo of AS Roma in action
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COS’E’ STATO QUEL TOCCO DI BIAGIO ANTONACCI AL PETTO E ALLA TESTA DI TANANAI???? HELLO??
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