Q: you're a big ass nerd!
W: AND YOU ARE ATTRACTIVE
GOT 'EM WILBUR
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AGHJKEWUN back in sophomore year we managed to make one (1) friend and we were like omg we finally have a friend they're gonna be our bff forever AND THEN A WEEK LATER THEY DISAPPEARED!! WITH NO TRACE NEVER CAME BACK NEVER HEARD FROM THEM AGAIN!!! AND NEVER MADE ANY FRIENDS AFTER!!! but get this... NOW IN SENIOR YEAR THEY MESSAGED US OUT OF NOWHERE TELLING US THEY GRADUATED AND NOW WEORK FULL TIME AT A PRESCHOOL!!! WHAT!!!
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i love when freddy krueger gets resurrected by a dog that pisses fire
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omg guys i got a b+ in chem when i was expecting a c
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MAN UTD DID IT BABY WE'RE THROUGH
Suck our dicks bitches
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yo holy fuck
i just realized that the same motherfuckers that made the emoji movie also made into the spider-verse
what the actual fuck guys
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@geneticdragon - I’m glad! They’re literally the...
M…more like whatoxix… g-gottem
fucking wasted
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OMG THIS COMEBACK WAS JUST 👏 B.A.P actually came up with something that sounds so unique and fresh and I'm so proud 😭 GO SUPPORT THEM! BUY THEIR SONGS AND GIVE THEM ALL THE LOVE 💓
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Kai on top of all the other bands EXO just slayed
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Mark today 12/25/2015 as the day I made one of my greatest achievements: managing to win a game of pictionary starting from the very start while the other team was already at the end
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