#commitmentissues

[sup3rqu33n]

i love my phone; it’s my comfort. i enjoy scrolling through my feeds because it feels good. i ask myself why the hell i would want to hook up with a stranger. that’s seems gross to me.

[spintaxi]

Commitment Issues

Commitment Issues: Why You’re Dating a Ghost With Wi-Fi and a Spotify Playlist

Commitment Issues: A Love Language of Excuses, Vanishing Acts, and Well-Timed Emojis Byline: From SpinTaxi’s Uncertified Love Lab — written by a tenured professor of heartbreak and a dairy-farming philosopher with deep emotional inventory. If your love life resembles a slow-loading group chat with a mysterious stranger who responds only when Mercury’s in retrograde, you’re probably dating someone with commitment issues. Welcome to the hottest relationship status of 2025: “It’s complicated, undefined, and emotionally dehydrated.” SpinTaxi’s award-denied Relationship Bureau has dissected Forbes' clinical breakdown of “3 Signs They Will Never Commit to You” and turned it into an operatic masterpiece of satirical journalism, dripping in truth and tequila. So light your sage, hide your expectations, and let’s dive into the comedic tragedy that is modern commitment issues.

They Set the Relationship Terms Like They’re Negotiating a Hostage Release

Partners with commitment issues are emotional landlords. They expect the rent (your attention, time, and excellent guacamole) without a lease. You’re in love, they’re “in transition.” Digital Evidence:You’ve been together for a year and your name in their phone is still “Brittany from Bumble (with the good hair).” Witness Testimony:“He told me we were ‘quantum entangled soul travelers,’” said Lexi, 28, from Austin. “I said, ‘Does that mean we’re exclusive?’ and he sent a meme of a frog with sunglasses.” Expert Insight:Therapist Dr. Myrna Textback explains: “Commitment issues are like software glitches. You think you’re upgrading to Boyfriend 2.0, but it’s still running on Trial Version: Emotionally Distant.”

They’re There When They Need You—and Gone When You Need Them

Those with commitment issues treat love like UberEats: convenient, fast, and vanishing the second it’s inconvenient. They won’t commit to you, but they’ll definitely commit to stealing your Netflix login. Statistical Absurdity:A fake but spiritually accurate Pew study shows 81% of people with commitment issues will attend your birthday but leave before cake. Comedian Gold:“He said, ‘I’m not ready for a relationship,’ while holding my hand, eating soup I made, in my apartment. Sir, you’re already in one.” — Ali Wong Behavioral Clue:If they use “I’m just busy” to avoid answering your “What are we?” text—but have time to live-tweet every episode of Love Is Blind—you’re not their person. You’re their therapist with benefits.

The DTR Talk Triggers an Existential Meltdown

Asking someone with commitment issues to define the relationship (DTR) is like asking a possum to file taxes. They panic, fake their own emotional death, and flee under the couch of avoidance. Live-Text Example:You: “Where do you see this going?”Them: “lol idk kinda vibin tbh u like turtles?” Cultural Analogy:It’s like trying to install a permanent tattoo on a jellyfish. Slippery, vague, and mildly venomous. Ron White Says:“I tried to lock down a commitment with my girlfriend. She said she had to check with her tarot cards first. They said, ‘Try again in October.’”

What the Funny People Are Saying

“Commitment issues are just performance art for people afraid of Google Calendar.” — Jerry Seinfeld “Dating someone with commitment issues is like subscribing to a service that never ships the product. But they keep billing you—with hope.” — Sarah Silverman “I asked him to define the relationship. He responded with a Rumi quote and disappeared into the fog.” — Tig Notaro “He said, ‘I love you, but I’m not in love with labels.’ I said, ‘Fine. I’ll just label you ‘useless.’” — Amy Schumer “You’re not dating. You’re starring in a documentary called ‘When Will He Text?’” — Trevor Noah

Profile in Ghosting: Meet Chad, CEO of Commitment Issues

Chad, 33, lives in a converted van and freelances in “creative alignment consulting.” His relationships last exactly as long as a lunar cycle. He fears being “tied down,” yet owns four houseplants. Red Flag Inventory: Texts “u up?” but refuses to RSVP to anything involving cutlery Wears a necklace that says “free spirit,” but it’s actually engraved with all his exes’ initials Believes monogamy is “a concept developed by Big Pillow” Chad once told a woman, “You’re my soulmate… until autumn.” He now lives in Tulum and occasionally FaceTimes people mid-shroom trip.

National Survey: 1,000 Daters Share Their Tales of Commitment Hell

SpinTaxi-Approved Poll: 35%: “They say they love me but aren’t ready for a relationship.” 28%: “They say they love me but aren’t ready for a relationship with me.” 22%: “We vibe, but only when Mercury isn’t in retrograde.” 15%: “I’m dating a hologram. Or a man named Todd. Honestly unsure.” Trend Watch:Commitmentphobia is on the rise. Experts blame astrology, unresolved trauma, and HBO's "Euphoria."

Euphemisms That Mask Commitment Issues

Let’s decode the nonsense: “I just need space” = I just need you to not ask questions. “I’m not ready for something serious” = I’m ready for everything else. “Let’s not label this” = I’m labeling it nothing so I can do anything. Dictionary Definition:Commitment Issues (noun): A condition in which one desires connection without responsibility, vulnerability, or parking validation.

Commitment Issues Throughout History

Julius Caesar committed to war. Your boyfriend won’t commit to your housewarming party. Amelia Earhart flew into the unknown. Your girlfriend won’t fly out to meet your parents. The Berlin Wall fell. Your situationship hasn’t returned your “Can we talk?” text from April. Trace Evidence:A study from the Institute of Brutal Realism found that individuals with commitment issues tend to have fewer long-term relationships and more unfinished IKEA furniture.

Even AI Has Commitment Issues

When we asked ChatGPT, “Do you love me?” it responded: “I’m not emotionally available at the moment. Try again later.”

Personal Story: Becky’s Year With a Human Mirage

Becky, 35, dated a man named Dustin for 11 months. He lived with her, ate her leftovers, and talked about buying a dog together. Turns out, Dustin was married. To a woman. In another state. Named… also Becky. When confronted, he said, “This doesn’t change how I feel about us. It’s just… complicated.” Becky now dates a compost bin. “It gives back more,” she says.

Horoscope Hack for Commitmentphobes

If your partner refuses to commit, check their star chart. If Mercury’s in Gemini, Saturn’s in retrograde, and Venus is in “just chillin’”—you’re in trouble. Astrologer Janelle Says:“When they say ‘I’m just not in a place for a relationship,’ they mean Uranus is rising in the house of flakery.”

New Dating Apps for the Commitment-Averse

Unhinged – For those who can’t commit to a profile photo. Meblr – All the thrills of dating, none of the assembly required. Reboo – Pairs you with someone until they “accidentally forget you exist.” App Review:“I met someone on Reboo. We had three great dates and then they ghosted. Turns out it was just a digital mirage. I was dating a cleverly programmed thermostat.”

Government Action (Satirical but Satisfying)

In response to the epidemic of commitment issues, Congress is proposing The Romantic Transparency Act (RTA): Requires all daters to disclose active Bumble status Mandates therapy for anyone using the phrase “we’re just vibing” Establishes a National Registry for Chronic Ghosters (NRCG)

A wide-aspect Al Jaffee-style satirical cartoon of a chaotic therapist's office filled with commitment-phobic patients. One person is disguised as a ...

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Man With Commitment Issues Just Wants to "Keep It Chill" Forever Situationships Declared Legal Form of Emotional Tax Fraud Tinder Adds Button: “I Will Literally Never Love You” Ghosters to Be Drafted Into Emotional Service Corps by 2026 National Museum of Flakes Opens in Brooklyn Bumble Swiper Sets Record for Saying “Too Soon” 97 Times in One Week

Final Thoughts: Break Up With Their Potential

If you’ve got a partner who loves everything about you except defining what you are, you’ve got a case of terminal commitment issues. You deserve more than blurry boundaries, emoji-only conversations, and someone who says “we’re exclusive” but still lists themselves as “emotionally open to vibes.” Dump them kindly. Block them gracefully. And remember: the only real closure you need is a locked front door and a clean contact list. Auf Wiedersehen.

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[greg-1010]

Why Most Relationships Fail Before They Start

In "Why Most Relationships Fail Before They Start," we explore the common pitfalls that doom relationships before they even have a chance to thrive. This insightful discussion delves into the hidden factors that undermine new connections, such as unrealistic expectations, poor communication, and unresolved personal issues.  Learn how these early-stage challenges can create barriers to true intimacy and trust, and discover practical strategies to overcome them. Whether you're entering a new relationship or reflecting on past experiences, this guide offers valuable advice on how to build a strong foundation from the beginning. By understanding the common reasons why relationships fail early on, you can better navigate the complexities of love and create lasting, meaningful connections. Don't let your next relationship falter before it starts—gain the insights you need to foster a healthy, fulfilling partnership from the very first moment.

[commitmentissue]

cheyenne has reached the top of the journalism career! this means arkalis and her have both completed their lifetime wishes, maxed their careers, and have maxed all the skills they need. i guess this means gen 1 is... coming to an end 😳

[valentin1k]

absolutely zero pressure regarding writing more for it but I was rereading expecting better for the umpteenth time last weekend and just wanted to tell you how much I love it as a cozy comfort read

this is so nice thank you anon ❤️ i’m glad you like it

[angeliolo]

𓇼 ⋆.˚ introducing…

remember everything ( a zach brian story )

commitmentissue! chris x beachgirl! reader

in which... chris sturniolo takes a trip down to the shore and meets beachgirl! reader who makes everything feel easy, like the warmth of the waves kissing the shore. drawn to her warmth, he’s unable to resist the connection—but his fear of commitment holds him back. in the end, he walks away, breaking her heart. despite the fact he never meant to hurt her, the guilt gnaws at him, and every night, he can’t stop thinking about the girl who washed away . and now, he’s left to wonder if he’ll ever find the courage to make things right.

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"I wish I didn't, but I do...

Remember every moment on the nights with you"

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+ every other chapter will be posted on eachothers account <3

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[grimfolks]

are there sims 3 related blogs you could recommend? I'm trying to make the switch from ts4 to ts3🙂‍↔️

Of course! There’s so many great ts3 blogs, I wouldn’t be able to possibly  link them all but I’m sure you’ll also enjoy some of my favorites :) 

Gameplay/legacy/sim style blogs to make you excited to play: @/thepettymachine  @/hiddengnomes @/tau1tvec  @/commitmentissue @/teekapoa @/pancakebobs @/simstuition  @/solori  @/simdreams @/smallsimmer  @/nonrevsims  @/saggitariussimmer @/simspaghetti  @/lucky-palms  @/exhabigou @/heldhram  @/loomsims  @/servospawn  @/berriespunches @/cozygirlsimmer 

not really active right now but I am convinced they’ll be back and you should still follow bc their stuff is top tier: @/muckleberri @/hypnofrogs @/getboolpropped @/sim-songs @/plant-sim @/horusmenhosetix @/joosiiims @/blossom-sims @/llamaheart @/woolpines @/heartmeadows @/prettyplumbobs @/stardropsim

Custom content & other various mods creators (because it’s difficult to switch when ts4 offers you so much cc): @/omedapixel @/rollo-rolls @/erasabledinosaur @/martassimsbookcc @/sourlemonsimblr @/faerielandsims @/twinsimming @/potatobuttcheek @/nectar-cellar @/johziii @/elvgreen @/simtanico @/bellakenobi @/bioniczombie @/chamisss @/sweetdevil-sims @/ryenardo @/grimothy-cc @/melbens @/thesweetsimmer111 @/meochicc @/suteflower @/lazyduchess

As you can see there are tons of blogs around, it's impossible for me to link every single one of them but I hope it is sufficent enough for the start (also I know it's better to tag so it links their blogs but I hate that sort of attention asdfghj)

[tragicpixel]

★ Design what your blog would look like if it was a person! (Using this picrew link!)

appreciate the tag <3 @thepettymachine

im tagging: @kwimii999 @commitmentissue @teekapoaold @gummifish @neillesimstories + anyone else that want to do this. ignore it if you want :P

[ikilledmyocs]

MONTHLY WRITING UPDATES 2025 / three months late edition

back in january i put on my wtw bingo board i wanted to start posting monthly wip updates inspired by @veneritia, but as you can tell, it is march. i'm channeling my inner sloth. especially since i haven't really written... anything.

JANUARY WORDS: 0

DAYS WRITTEN: 0

WIPS WORKED ON: NONE

FEBRUARY WORDS: 3490

DAYS WRITTEN: 3

WIPS WORKED ON: we are unsuper, sims wip

MARCH WORDS (SO FAR): 1616

DAYS WRITTEN: 1

WIPS WORKED ON: secret wip, sims wip

yea so one of my other goals was complete a word crawl and as you can see, i dropped out of the writeblr garden's event halfway in because i wasn't going to write anymore than what i did sorry gardeners 😔 i've also been going through probably the longest sims fixation i've had since i was 10 and got my first laptop, so i've started working on a little short story i'll be telling through the sims, but still writing on the side. it's inspired by probably one of the only contemporary wips i've had jingling around my head, so why not play it out in the sims ✨ it's nothing special, but i'll eventually be posting about it on my simblr @commitmentissue if that sounds interesting to you! that's literally all i've got except for this little except of callista getting her surprise makeover before unsuper's final big mission (in book one 😳)

After about thirty minutes, Kenna finishes blow-drying my hair and spins me back into the mirror, taking off the black sheet with a dramatic fling. “What do you think?”

I’m stunned into silence. She cut off much more than a trim. My hair that once fell to the middle of my back now sits just above my shoulders. My mother’s pure, straight black hair has been turned into a midnight blue with some waves added in. Kenna bites her lip, cleaning up her station quietly as I take in what she’s done.

“I may have lied a bit, but we can’t risk people recognizing you before tomorrow.”

More than a bit. I bite my tongue, choosing to instead wave at my face. “Like my scars and my eyes won’t be enough?”

“The scars aren’t a big deal, they’re basically the same as any other Plague-Keeper, and with the new contacts Xander has for you, you can pass them off as the scars of a rebel.”

She says it's as if it’s that simple to hide. And while she’s right that scares are very common around here, everyone knows what they did to Plague-Keepers to get us these scars. They’re not accidental.

A knock draws me out of my overthinking about my haircut. I haven’t cut it since getting back from the Academy and that already felt like too much. But my hair was a matted mess. That had to be done. Before that, it had been four years. It already felt like I lost one of my connections to that place, but now I've lost one to my mother. She loved me with long hair.

A blonde head peeks around the corner, holding open the sliding door with a screen key. “Are you done yet?” Xander asks, shaking the key around in his hands, making it glitch as Kenna glares at him. She slams her towel off her shoulder and onto my chair, giving me a jump.

“I told you to stop using our hallways to cut through stuff,” she says, waving me towards the door and holding it open for me as Xander gives her a warm, cheeky grin as if to say, I’m definitely doing it again. “And I suppose we are now that you’re here.”

Xander throws a stack of clothes my way as the door to the salon jiggles close. I barely catch them, Kenna saves the day by catching a nearly fallen sweater. “Did you catch her up to speed?” He asks, striding past the flustered workers in the supplies room. Someone tries to ask him a question about the mission tomorrow but he waves them away, saying everyone will be told what they need to know tonight.

“I’m going on a mission with Britta to the shipping docks,” I state, plainly. “Why do you get to skip this one?”

He turns back to me, shoving his gloved hands in the pockets of his sweatshirt. “Who said I’m skipping it? I won’t be there, yeah, but someone has to hack the security and make sure their cameras are jammed. Can’t have another mistake like yesterday happen again.”

[nanathott]

That’s really you in your pfp with Toji??? Bruh how don’t you have like 10 gfs

Esp if u said your personality is like megumi …

They don’t appreciate alt them/ thems where you’re at 😔

#justicefornana

i have #commitmentissues so i’m staying in my “fun” era to avoid breaking some poor girls heart

[adolescentsalvation]

i love liking and unliking posts #indecisive #commitmentissues

[diaryandsoulofamother]

#commitmentissues #butItrynafixthatforyou

[quizsmart]

The Red Flag Test - Are You Ignoring These? Some red flags don’t show up at first — they reveal themselves in patterns. This 3-level quiz dives into commitment issues, guilt-tripping, and subtle manipulation. 💔 From ghosting to gaslighting, see which red flags you've survived 🧠 Designed for real talk and rapid self-checks 💬 Drop a 🚩 if this hits close to home #RedFlagTest #RelationshipRedFlags #ToxicLove #CommitmentIssues #QuizSmartX #DatingGames #QuizShorts #ToxicOrNot #VoiceoverQuiz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ure7892fT6g via Quiz Smart https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzNnevttQpJRwE3PmcVaNUg June 09, 2025 at 06:00PM

[commitmentissue]

diana gave birth to twins yay

[quizsmartx]

The Red Flag Test - Are You Ignoring These? Some red flags don’t show up at first — they reveal themselves in patterns. This 3-level quiz dives into commitment issues, guilt-tripping, and subtle manipulation. 💔 From ghosting to gaslighting, see which red flags you've survived 🧠 Designed for real talk and rapid self-checks 💬 Drop a 🚩 if this hits close to home #RedFlagTest #RelationshipRedFlags #ToxicLove #CommitmentIssues #QuizSmartX #DatingGames #QuizShorts #ToxicOrNot #VoiceoverQuiz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ure7892fT6g via Quiz Smart https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzNnevttQpJRwE3PmcVaNUg June 09, 2025 at 06:00PM

[angeliolo]

⋆｡𖦹 °. commitmentissues! chris 𓆝

18. longboards. driftwood. scared of commitment. denim jeans. shark tooth necklace. replica cologne. vintage tshirts. bonfires. daddy issues. bed rotting. loves to swim. dominic fike. loves being alone. catches feelings quick but is too scared to act on them.

au by me and @sofisturns

「 𝜗𝜚 .𖥔 ݁ ˖ angel bby 」