#company address

[0ccuria]

actually based king

[firestorm09890]

"Is he called the 'Viper' because he bites people" -woman who likes to bite whatever she can and does not realize she's a vampire

"No, it's a figure of speech. He sounds irritating but is probably a good strategist" -military strategist many find irritating to deal with because mentally she never left The War

"Whoever made this corridor purple with nothing in it must be a terrible leader. You always need to think about morale" -the same woman, whose usual solution for low morale in her teammates is "stop whining. manager we should kill them"

"the sephirot should have just had a fistfight instead of badmouthing each other for eternity" -Outis again

"Hod is too overprotective" -you'll never guess

[plaguedocboi]

So I just got to work and there was a package for me

I opened it and it was

I have no idea who sent it. But it has made me very happy and very confused. Look at this snail friend

I love it

[vivitalks]

magnus and fisher origin story makes me fucking sob

[hope-ur-ok]

I swear that some phishing emails aren't even trying anymore

[stormvanari]

considering that J’s core did not get curb stomped, but her physical body getting pinball dropped onto the fog:

J finding herself in the Cabin Labs only to discover the disassembly core jars in Alice’s former base and gaining an “AHA” moment. J proceeds to resurrect the dead Disassemblies in the labs to form her own department in the “company.”

Thus, they proceed to “finish the job.”

[revehae]

we need to kill everyone at sm entertainment

[thottybrucewayne]

It's so crazy that Otto Schmidt is still booked and busy despite everything

[credulouscanidae]

"you have to download an app to do that" what if i mauled you to death

[shoe-def1sh]

I don't collect the monster high collector dolls because they're ridiculously expensive. But after seeing all the resellers with the new nightmare before Christmas dolls I'm still upset. For resellers these dolls are just an investment to make a profit from while actual fans are unable to get them.

This is actually insane.

Screenshot from u/teethfaerie on r/MonsterHigh

[defiledtomb]

I am sorry for my radio silence :< I am attempting to gather my thoughts on some topics I want to address, while irl has had me in a merciless grip lately. I will be back as soon as everything stops spinning so god damn fast 😵‍💫

[makenna-made-this]

The oil company guy looking in our window as he fills the furnace: 👁👄👁

Me and the chicken sitting at my desk with me looking back:👁👄👁 👁🔸️👁

[bookishjules]

i don't care how big a company is, the response to an employee asking for an advanced warning before they are affected by changes made by the company should never be "get used to it."

[tvntheatre]

I haven't drawn this bitch normally in a while. He's too cute like this to be lost to time.

Ignore the unfinished jackass to the right.

[fruitless-vain]

Can’t be paranoid if you’re too sleep deprived to even hold one coherent thought 🤷‍♀️

[seonghwasblr]

SVT coming to Europe for the first time ever in 9 years (not counting Gastonbury, cause that was sold out a year before they were announced, so carats didn't get a chance to go) and it's not even going to be ot13 should be a crime.. AND IT'S BECAUSE OF A SCHEDULE?!