born in the wrong era for fashion (I would've THRIVED in the 40s-50s instead of THIS economy of the ugliest shoes and tops I have ever seen) but I'm working with what I've got
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seems to me that the best way to quell your grief is to stare at an old man for a very long time
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most of the norwegian trains are smooth sleek worms while many of the swedish trains are blocky clunky beasts...
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People in comment sections on videos of seals in captivity are absolute haters when they release a seal they're like "oh yeah thanks for that it's gonna get eaten by sharks and orcas and beasts now" and when a seal is kept somewhere they're like "thats like a prison for it it should be free!" even when they say IN the video that seal is non-releasable and its overall safer and happier in humans' care
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had a photo of a planet in my downloads folder i didn't recognize
until i opened it, and it was DUCKS
DUCK PLANET, BABEY !!!
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Don't question what logical loops I had to leap through to make this happen, Shockwave's already doing that for y'all :)
do you think in universes where empurata exists that shockwave can remember the feeling of having a face? of remembering seeing from two eyes instead of one? does his head burn in pain as a twitch of non-existant lips spark incomplete pathways through his brain, does he miss the sensation of teeth and tongue beneath those twitching lips, heavy against the bottom of the mouth he no longer has?
:) Big Boobie Decepticons :)
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Yeah it still makes me insane to realise that it took Pen’s silence for Colin to deign himself worthless, decide to change his whole personality and become someone he might even despise a little.
Not his family’s silence. Penelope’s silence. His friend. Apparently.
God he’s so stupid. I love him so much.
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Got a comment on my xl has tapeworms shit post that was like "you guys are so weird this is disgusting I never want to join the fandom now" and I didn't pay it any mind at first bc whatever but now I'm kind of like. No offense but how the hell did you make it through tgcf if you think tapeworms are so weird. Did you just like skip past all the human face plague stuff or something and only read the first 3 chapters . What
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iskall managed to sell three apartments but why does it feel like he lost in every interaction despite walking away with a load of diamonds
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