#control wifi

[beebfreeb]

If I saw a nutcracker nobody could stop me

[lovesodeepandwideandwell]

What if next summer I spend a month bopping around Europe

[itz-pandora]

Btw

[earthspark-shockwaves-reduction]

wait so did they like. forget about the AI in hashtag's head or something. VAL literally wasn't even mentioned where did she go

[pocket-watcher]

Prompt:

"You have everyone thinking you're God when you're just a monster!"

"Silly human... God? Monster? They're synonyms~"

This is SO good. Oh my god. Here you go anon!!

Outsiders had breached the wall.

So many people had been against the “cult” in the first place.

They claimed the people joining were brainwashed.

Oh if only those outsiders knew how right they were…

“Where is he?!” One of them yelled as they stormed into the main place of worship.

Samuel narrowed his eyes. He had oh so many followers, how on earth was he meant to know who this group sought?

“Uh… you’ll need to be more specific. I’m not as omniscient as most believe I am.”

“Cut the crap, where is my husband?!” They stepped in front of the rest of their group. There were about 10 of them in total, maybe.

Far too little for them to make it back outside.

“Your husband…” Something clicked in Samuel’s mind. “Oh! You must be Katherine, aren’t you?”

The woman scowled.

“How the fuck do you know my name?”

“Your husband told me. He told me a lot of things, you know. About you. Your marriage. How he felt. About how he told you all of this and yet you never listened…” Samuel smiled.

Contrary to popular belief, controlling minds is rather methodical.

There are several steps. He’d never tell you them all, and neither would I, but you should know it always helps to find a problem to fix.

“His problem was his partner. Once I fixed that problem, he devoted himself to me. No mind control involved.”

Samuel was lying through his teeth, but she didn’t need to know that.

“I don’t need fixing. And he loves me. I know we fight,” Samuel shot her a knowing glance, “but all couples do! We love each other…”

It was suddenly like Samuel had flipped a switch.

That was how he’d built his empire. This power of persuasion. Even through looks and body language he found that if he wanted someone to think what he thought and believe in what he wanted them to he could.

And right now he wanted this place to be these peoples’ sanctuary.

Someone else from the crowd stepped forward to comfort the woman from the doubt growing in her mind.

“Do you? Love each other, that is. You’re all here to save this man, yes? But doesn’t it infuriate you that he needs saving at all? You seem like a take-charge type of person. How did you two end up together?”

Her face twisted.

He moved his body forward, mirroring her stance. People respond well when you show them you care as much as they do. However, when you don’t actually care as much as they claimed to they’re often side-swept by your enthusiasm. They back down.

Her body folded inwards, uncertain.

“I… he lets me take charge. I’m happy to, I enjoy being the one to-“

“But isn’t that exhausting? Being in control 24/7?”

The group murmured in agreement, trying to keep up their scowling faces.

It’s hard to be angry at someone you agree with.

“I can take you to your husband, if you’d like. You can discuss his decision with him?”

Samuel stood and slowly approached them down the steps upon where he had sat. He offered her his hand.

She gladly took it.

“Katherine. That really is a beautiful name…”

One of the group snapped.

“Kath, what the fuck?! All of you. You believe this shit? He’s putting you under the same fucking spell everyone here is under!”

Samuel turned back to the other woman, who wasn’t quite finished yelling.

“It’s ridiculous. You have everyone here thinking you’re a God. Well, I can see through it. You’re not a God, just a monster.”

Samuel approached her.

That thing I said earlier about being methodical? Samuel liked to take his time. It was more fun that way. But sometimes, he needed them to drop quick and easy.

He rested his hand on the woman’s shoulder and she went silent. Her eyes a grey haze.

“Silly human… God? Monster? They’re synonyms…”

He led the group away. To their new quarters. To reunite a husband and wife.

[everydaydg]

Did you know that every taiko game on DS line of systems has touch controls!

They were often bundled with two styluses to take advantage of this! Its honestly quite the comfortable set up once you get used to it.

Apologies for this frankly... underwhelming video

the set up I utilized to record this isnt the most ideal in terms of input lag haha... but you can see on the bottom screen where im tapping!

[galaxla]

BRO I CALLED IT I FUCKING CALLED IT FROM THE BEGINNING LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I’M SO HAPPY I WAS RIGHT. DOWN TO THE EXACT WAY WIFIES TRICKED PARROT IN TO THINKING HE WAS DEAD. LETS GOOOOO. but oh god Wifies… Wifies. You knew Parrot was going to react like this. Come on man. You can’t do this to him. GOD DAMN IT WIFIES!

[boy-oneder]

I despise moving, but I'm so fucking ecstatic to get outta this hell hole on Friday.

No more feeling like a prisoner, no more tiptoeing around the house to make as little sound as possible to avoid a certain someone, no more frivolous tasks, no more curfew, no more having to build a literal tent around my laptop to block out the light cus God forbid I stay up late as a grown ass adult, no more goddamn fucking pork, and, most importantly, no more being subjected to the sounds of this hag's annoying ass whistling, her fake cutesy sneezes, or her wailing like a banshee.

Can't get outta here soon enough...

[vaguely-concerned]

the fucking insane and inscrutable rituals my dad and I just had to perform to save my TV from its own bad software update to the point that it looked like a complete hardware breakdown. may whoever decided that TVs should need internet access to regularly update itself lest you end up in a 'oh so you won't have 'download new updates automatically' enabled? well well... that's your own choice of course... but........ be a shame if something............ unfortunate were to... happen...... because of that choice... hehe old papa LGTV just worries about you, y'know. as your good friend and pal. just hate to think of you unhappy like that because you wouldn't allow one such simple thing... something so easy to remedy....' mafia-esque situation step upon an unbroken path of legos for the rest of their fucking life

[drop--pop--candy]

they put my ass in a survival horror story

[dolly-doe]

cg! rapunzel moodboard for @sleepy-harper !! happy holidays !!!!

[itz-pandora]

Btw

[pocket-watcher]

Ah to be a servant attending to an evil princess and slowly brainwashing said princess to only trusting you and assassinating her eviler dad and run away together and live the rest of your lives in a cabin in the woods (this is Azula coded btw)

...Storu?

Hi Anon! Ah, what a dream… let’s see what I can do for you! (Also, appreciate the Avatar reference so yip yip let’s goooooo)

She was as beautiful as she was cold.

As was to be expected, you thought. Her family’s legacy was simple:

Ruthlessness, bloodshed, and greed.

You smirked.

The rebel’s plan was idiotic. There was no way in hell anyone could even get close enough to see the King’s dimple let alone drive a knife through his pathetic, frail heart.

No one except his daughter.

Now, to believe he had a normal relationship with his daughter was even more idiotic than the assassination plan.

The King loved nothing but power. His own kin was no exception.

She tried desperately to appease him. Working harder, being better, acting harsher. But nothing worked.

That’s why it was so easy to win her over.

You see, despite her tough outer shell, it’s easy to determine when someone simply needs a little praise thrown their way.

That’s what you thought as you traced circles with your finger around and around in the air.

At first she was annoyed, angry you were wasting her time with the such nonsense. Then she caught on. Her intelligence was undersold to you. But, a simple “don’t you want to be good for me?” and a “I’m doing what’s best for you because I care about you, not your title, you.” answer suddenly she was following your finger like a moth watching a flame.

Around and around her head went, thoughts slowly draining away along with her resistance. Along with her well-crafted facade.

By the time she came back up she was convinced the assassination was her idea.

Which, of course, she only thought because you had implanted that it was such an excellent idea! Who else could come up with something so brilliant?

She wanted to watch her father grovel at her feet. Apologise for the way she was treated. To tell her she was the best. That he loved her.

And then she’d leave him for dead.

The triggers had her finding joy in the act. Freedom.

What a funny word.

And afterwards? You and her could live away from expectations. Leave the kingdom behind.

What had her people ever done for her anyway?

You had opened her eyes. Loved her.

And a he loved you.

At least, she thought she did.

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

these Natlan movement gimmicks are driving me bonkers because i LOVE movement gimmicks but I NEED TO SAVE FOR CAPITANO AARGHHH

[bottomvalerius]

New WiFi installation today and didn’t realize they may be going in every room of the apartment, only had one breakdown about it and then panic cleaned, so now I’m okay again lmao

[pineconnie]

Connie if watfies is both poor and doomed at the same time all those clonefies deaths is gonna add up and then they’ll be stuck trying to save each other while dooming themselves. Wifies letting the skulk take over so wato wouldn’t feel pain fussing over his looming demise and wato not willing to let any of them go so her heart takes over more and more of her. Wow this feels kinda incoherent I should be in bed. watfies hooray!!!!

ohhhhhh wato gets hanahaki WHILE with skulkfies ,,,,,, sick sick sick and twisted dyou think wifies would start worrying that she’s gotten a skulk infection somehow cause she started coughing and getting really tired while watos hiding some coughed up flowers ……… ohhhhh i see your vision qb theyre so doomed

some heart vs brain symbolism cause the skulk is spreading down from wifies brain and he loses all hope for himself and tries to convince wato to stop helping him in the logical self deprecating wifies way, meanwhile the flowers are spreading from watos heart and she starts thinking less and less clearly until all she has is her love and her need to have wifies