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mourning yet again for the tragic loss of Plow and Propose as the rename for the series

directly from xseed’s twitter btw

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best bachelor at losing every popularity poll he is ever entered into! give it up for rock!!!

seriously though, this is the first poll i’ve seen where he didn’t get one-sidedly slaughtered… it was pretty close!! good job bbg 🥳

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incredible typo in son_diary AnWL dialogue file

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the sos awl development team really looked at rock and said “even if we could fix him (we can’t) he would never agree to it, carry on king”

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in my restless dreams, i see that town. silent hill.

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pathetic! local dad’s attempts to socialize all end in the other party straight up ejecting themselves from the interaction before he finishes his sentence

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i don’t think i’ve stopped thinking about that one body language analysis picture since i first saw it. so here

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woke up at 2 am in a cold sweat from an extremely stressful nightmare that there was a “disease” meter in SOS AWL

i found it out because i noticed a new icon under my health bar that looked exactly like this

from reading a guide (which i had to do while time moved since there was no way to pause) i learned that

you start with a randomly generated number of hidden Disease Points from 0-100

you can also increase/decrease your hidden Disease Meter by doing various things like snuggling sick animals / not washing hands / not sleeping / talking to certain npcs / eating diseased foods

every marriage candidate ALSO has a set amount of Disease Points

marriage candidates might refuse to marry you altogether if your Disease Points are too high, and at a certain point most npcs simply walk/run away from you on sight, and the music becomes all jank like in HMDS at high fatigue

when you get married your disease points are added to theirs, and if it is over 100% your child is born with the Diseased Personality, which overrides all the regular Naughty/Normal/Shy/Chatty personalities and makes any kind of skill development nearly impossible

i was especially distressed because looking at the table of contents rock had his own dedicated section to navigating his disease mechanics since they worked differently than the rest of the candidates

the rest of the dream was me reading the guide whenever i could, i kept trying to find moments when i could read it but for most of the dream it was really vague about rock, just ominously warning that he’s incredibly diseased and going “it’s best to avoid Rock because Well You Know”

so eventually i learned rock had 501 disease points which should be impossible since it’s meant to go from 1-100 (marlin had the second highest, at 70). i was despairing because it seemed impossible to enter chapter 2 with him in these circumstances, and time was moving quickly, but it turned out that you can cause an overflow error since the counter for child disease only counts to 200 before starting over, so if i got the maximum amount of disease points then it would wrap like 501 + 100 = 1 and our child would have the lowest possible disease of any child

so i spent the rest of the dream frantically trying to gain as many disease points as possible by talking to daryl repeatedly, touching as many surfaces without washing hands, eating failed dishes, talking to rock and agreeing with him during his multiple choice questions, but i got to the point where i was literally bedridden and had no options left to increase disease points since i was stuck in bed and no one would come visit / help me, i was just rotting with the Disease music blasting in my ears, awful

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blunt rotation

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currebt events have reminded me that i forgot to update about a very heartbreaking devastating development

i’ve been getting Slapped Silly for apparently posting actual genitalia on my twitter dot com. but it’s just. a direct screenshot of an all ages farming sim. i even censored it the second time and i STILL got slapped!!!!

completely real extremely human carefully reviewed my appeal and determined Nope Still Porn Bozo

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this is the ideal man. you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

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she lei on my rock til i over. is this anything

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tf is lou feeding her kids over at the inn? gender tenders????

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wow i can’t believe everyone in forgotten valley showed up for my engagement announcement to rock!!!! <333